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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Game pie tonight :)
What has made your day bearable?
Alt
, most boring sport to watch or participate in?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:02, 222 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I just had a twix
that's about it :( I shall be stuffing a chicken breast with soft garlic cheese and diced chorizo, wrapping it in pancetta and baking it in the oven this evening, so that's something.

Alt: Darts. Zzz.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Is that not too many flavours all at once?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Nope

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
It does sound rather nice, I must confess

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
It's basically garlicky chicken and chorizo with a bit of bacony taste thrown in

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
SOLD!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Is this a euphemism?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Im in the hope that my other half gets out the hospital today. That would make my day better.
went to visit him at the weekend and there were some right horiible old bastards the nurses had to deal with. One was menacingly stalking round the ward. he snatched my shopping bag and wouldn't let go. Creepy bagripper. he had the police called for him eventually.

alt. Darts. How is it even a sport for men to stand round drinking and throwing mini arrows?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)
*Darts fives, Lighty*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Whats the matter with him?
Apart from the gay, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
he had a bacterial thing, then his body got a severe reaction while fighting it. Not nice.
Angiodema or something like that. He looked a lot better on Saturday but had to finish his course of drugs and that
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Apparently they weren't sure what was wrong so he had a load of students with clipboards making notes and judging.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
*struggles to avoid judging comment*
Glad he's OK
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Did he get his bum fingered?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:18, Reply)
No, you weren't on duty

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Well there's no point leaving any drugs behind is there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
My mate died in February and his family won't say anything more than "it was an accident"
Which is odd because they started off saying "It was a car accident" which then changed to "It was an accident at home" but nothing more. I found out today that they are still investigating and they will give me the cause of death after the inquest.

Not really made my day more bearable though. Sorry. Being called inbred and cross eyed by swipe has helped though. Finally some recognition that us Cornish in fact have two eyes, not just one in the middle of our forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)
i just thought it was amazing
that despite being cross-eyed, you still manage to perv on two bollocks at once
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)
That's the one I'd get

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
OY!
Thats my joke
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
It's public domain!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)
*base in yo faces*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)
I loved that song
That was at my height of pill popping and rving
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:39, Reply)
The tune is good, the shouting less so
/Blade
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Then you want Phatt Bass by Warp Brothers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:43, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
It looks like ET

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)

(◕‿◕)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:19, Reply)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Oddly, the thought of running 12k tonight is cheering me up
I feel I need a word with myself. Also had EPIC beef sandwiches for lunch

Alt:
I'd say actually seeing the Tour De France would be fucking boring as they all go past in about 10 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:11, Reply)
\0/ for beef
This pie is epic, bunny, wood pigeon and partridge, Wild bunny too, not farmed stuff.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:15, Reply)
nothing so far
just as my boss comes back tomorrow, my junior has gone away, so yet again, i get two people's workloads. gah.

alt: F1. round and round and round and round.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:12, Reply)
F1 is ace. You're a buttock.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)
it goes on for too long.
make them do one lap. that'd be tense.

and it would save the petrol and thus the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)
You're a fool.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I've got one of those Discovery West African chicken and peanut soups as part of my lunch.
This pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Think I've found supermatt a girlfriend
ajacquelineofalltrades.tumblr.com/mycosplay/

I feel really guilty about this
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
It's funny because she's fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Fat people are rubbish aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I just don't see what they contribute to anything
You can't even use them to feel better about yourself, because they are just so revolting.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:30, Reply)
hahaha
it is uncanny how she manages to inhabit so many characters, it took me a while to notice that the image changes from the "cartoon" to her recreation
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Maybe buying bicycles and watching bicycles on the television and Kent doing okay in the cricket and having a cheese omelette tonight.
Alt: All the motor racing ones I find dull, but I understand that other people like them. Good luck to 'em I say, who am I to criticise something other people enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Nothing. Today is a ball ache. I hate working in care homes.
Really unpleasant environment and the staff are often proper useless. Hate it.

Alt: golf. Although I'm not sure it counts as a sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)
New records, delivered today; a gin I have not tried before; and later, after bedtime, a nice smoke.
Alt: I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer my learned colleague Mr Boyce gave a few moments ago.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Have you tried Old Tom?
I got a friend a bottle for her wedding, went down well.

www.amazon.co.uk/Professor-Cornelius-Ampleforth-Old-Tom/dp/B007KIAK0A
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I have, but it was amongst several others, so I can't really remember it.
Have you ever been to the gin parlour above the Jekyll & Hyde in Brum?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)
yes, but I drank men's drinks
the gin was consumed by the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
AND SO DID THE GIN!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
what gin?
I know this isn't a posh gin but the cucumber infused Gordons is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Boodles
I've gone off Gordon's a bit and I'm not sure about these flavoured ones they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I missed the Chilli Festival this weekend
Totally forgot about it :o(
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:34, Reply)
My mate went. His mouth still hurts.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:37, Reply)
He should have said
I'd have backed up an inch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)
don't sell yourself short

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Is it held Under a Bridge
Ahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Nah, Behind the sun.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:06, Reply)
If you want to go I think there's a subway that will take you as far as Venus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I had leftover BBQ food.
I think I like leftover BBQ food more than I do eating it on the day of the BBQ. There is something about eating cold sausages from the fridge.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:08, Reply)
See also cold lamb chops.
Not cooked sous vide before you say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:10, Reply)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/gingers-could-become-extinct-due-3821838#ixzz36mwr1RIF
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Yeah, that's a load of bollocks though isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:19, Reply)
Of course it is. It's in the Daily Mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:20, Reply)

science.howstuffworks.com/life/genetic/redhead-extinction.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
someone just did a fart that i could hear from the tea point
the tea point is miles away. now all i can hear is men laughing.

do men ever ever ever grow up?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Nope

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:23, Reply)
haha that is pretty funny

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)
actually suppressing giggles here.
Not so long back I let out a right loud one in the Burger King toilets. A voice in trap one piped up with 'enjoy that, did ye?'.

Little moments like that, those brief brushes of humanity between two complete strangers; it makes it almost worth staying alive for doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:38, Reply)
almost

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Bit soon to entirely rule out suicide

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
TGGI
Always best to keep it as one of the options on the table.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I thought I'd got away with letting one go in Sainsbury's the other week, until Micro shouted very loudly 'YOU DID A BIG TOOT DADDY'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:40, Reply)
My fondest memories of Christmas in recent years is letting out bottom burps so vile that my Dad had to keep rolling down the windows.
I remember there was a qotw reply here about someone that farted in the supermarket only to find he'd done it right in some woman's dish.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I was sitting on a wooden bench in the beer garden, and tried to slip one out quietly. The resultant noise and vibration got a round of applause *Proud*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Never.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:24, Reply)
No.
and more power to them.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:25, Reply)
He's probably pretty loose to get that kind of amplification
ask him what's been up there.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:27, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't like fart jokes is a humourless cunt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:30, Reply)
tggi

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Farting is a good thing. It's often loud, often smelly and comes from the bottom.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Medical advice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Yep, Mr Cow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)
You're an outstanding Medical Practitioner.
I'd trust you with my life.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
TEA POINT?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:24, Reply)
what did she expect? she's a horrid cow and ws way too old for Rolf.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28190812

There's always a fucking Nolan sniffing about too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:32, Reply)
and none of the extensive crew noticed this?
Worra loada shit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I'm in the moooooood for noncing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:33, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:34, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:35, Reply)
genuine officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
This works even better on the popular page above MegaLOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I got a lead on what sounds like a really good job just now.
That might just get me through the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:41, Reply)
No more IT?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Field engineer work.
Far more interesting than sitting at a desk answering the calls of the desperately stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Yeah, you get to meet stupid people in person!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)
hehehe
"While you're here......can you just...."

.....show me something that even the terminally stupid could figure out for themselves but I can't because I'm too self-important.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
I genuinely enjoyed going on site visits
Got to see a lot of places round the UK that I'd otherwise not have done, met some interesting people, drank some good beer and had a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Yes, and at least they should be different witless people each visit
instead of the same few cropping up with depressing regularity, as is currently the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Yeah, I agree
New stupid is better than old stupid
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Most of them will have only a rudimentary grasp of English, fortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
So, users then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Are they the IT nerds who come to your office to fix stuff?
Little tip for you: a bit of deodorant wouldn't go amiss.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Bit rich coming from the resident crusty.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Natural alternatives work just as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah... just rub this bit of Crystal on your armpit
works really well.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Don't be silly
The crystals don't make contact with the skin
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)
also soap isnt scary

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:23, Reply)
sportscow is excellent to participate in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Bit like the sheep racing?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:49, Reply)

c p
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
But not as good as his mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Divorce financial settlement approved by the court.
* Buys champagne *
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Cheap domestic Champagne with what's left over?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:33, Reply)
HE HAS A VOUCHER, OK?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Nah, she got that too :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
WOES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I've had a fucking result. No spousal maintenance for bitchtits. YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
i am glad for you and that my old firm done so good!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Thanks for recommending them.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)
i liked working there
good lawyers and lovely colleagues. but uxbridge..... f that yo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Is spousal maintenance really a danger?
She's a grown woman, she can look after herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
It would seem not
She married him
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Six months living with that prick in order to get herself a child and never have to work again?
I suppose she knew what she was doing...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)
We were together a lot longer than that. 6 years all in, combination of living "in sin" & then married.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)
It was. She was trying to claim for all sorts of things, even things I don't have myself, such as dental insurance.
She originally wanted £3500. a month for her, separate to what I pay for my daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:40, Reply)
that's how it works though
if you want £1k, go in at £3k, because the other side ain't never going to negotiate you upwards.

also, she's a stupid greedy cow who should GET A JOB.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I know that's how it works - same for the commercial negotiations I've done for work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
As opposed to a stupid prick who should keep his dick in his pants?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I know you'll never accept the fact that my daughter was planned.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
That's because you have admitted she wasn't

(Bazongaloid, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:47, Reply)
No, I said that we brought the wedding date forward. We were engaged & trying for a child. She decided she wanted to be married before micro was born so we pulled the wedding forward from October to June.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:48, Reply)
*yeeeeeehawwwww*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
*haybarn*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:16, Reply)
We had started trying for a baby before getting married because it took her sister a very long time to get pregnant (IVF in the end) and we were concerned the same could happen.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:49, Reply)
You know what?
Your ex sounds like a right arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Holy shit.
So she wanted to leave and have you still carry on paying for the lifestyle she's either too lazy or useless to work for herself?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
To be fair, I'd marry you and go through a divorce for a shot at that sort of gravy train.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)
And me.
I've just worked out, assuming I retire at 65 (which is overly-optimistic innit) I've got another 38 years to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:57, Reply)
It's called being a spoilt brat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I bet she's having a right old tantrum over the ruling.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Hopefully.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:46, Reply)
I am sure that it wont affect her behaviour towards you in any way at all
and that she will honour access agreements in a fun and adult way...

yep, pretty sure about that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Go on then, post the amount, then we can have a new thread speculating on how the money could have been better spent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
No chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:36, Reply)
ima gunna say £3

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
You could get a Boots meal deal for that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Boots do possibly the blandest tasting food known to man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:25, Reply)
Their pop is nice
as is their Moroccan Chicken wrap thingy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I dont drink pop
I think I have had a sarnie from there a few times and I might as well have eaten the package for all the taste sensations I experienced.

I will take you word for it on the wrap thing...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I think that bridge has been thoroughly closed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Fuck all
Bought a discount pair of trainers at the weekend, and due to the stupid fucking in store system, I've been charged twice. There was a chance that could have happened, but the staff assured me that it'd only take a phone call to sort. I've now been told that I have to go back into the store, which isn't easy, as it's in fucking Manchester.

Cunts. It's mildly amusing though, I've actually paid what the trainers were originally worth before the discount.

Alt: Darts.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:02, Reply)
'I like this'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:05, Reply)
LOL!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Just doing your job for you, not actually having a mental breakdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:06, Reply)
I lolled

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:18, Reply)
It's a popular page shoe-in!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:32, Reply)
^ Silver Shadow

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:13, Reply)

Silver

Moonlight
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Very Corniche

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:27, Reply)
This shit thread is still going?Christ, start a new one please.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 7 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
DONE

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