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A grand for killing someone?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-29534010
When's the last time you fleeced someone, royally?

alt. When does internet bullying go too far?
altalt. Lunch?

Or whatever
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:04, 195 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What's on your mind, OT?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Alt: When people mention Dave's name

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)
^this, obviously I have no objection to being called Dave, but DBT posting my surname is a little bit stalky

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)
You mean your real name is not Meat Snake?
I'm appalled at the lies
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Its an anagram of
Meek Satan so just watch your step winders or down the spiral to the firey inferno
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I'd tell you my real name like a shot man, you have integrity and you're not a creepy stalker like DBT

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I actually already know it
And I've got 4 photos of the back of your head.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)
But you wouldn't post it, and that's the difference between a decent chap (you) and a dangerous creepy online stalker (DBT)

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Careful, he was a doctor, he might know your GP and next time you need that cream,
He might give you something nasty.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Clearly why the forum mods are taking it very seriously.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Your surname?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Just leave him alone, man

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
God, I take him off 2.0 in an effort to reconcile and he's straight back into his threats again.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)
Grow up, I said your Christian name, not your last.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Well you wouldn't have got stepped for just posting 'Dave' would you, I say that all the time. Just saying.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
he gazzed me the name of your pub

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Really? How's he know it?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
It's insurance in case anything happens to me now I'm being threatened online by DBT

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
I know some pretty fruity types m8, £800 to break his legs

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:50, Reply)
No I'm not one for that kind of funny business m8, I just want to be able to mess about on here without being threatened and stalked by DBT

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)
he's a seedy and insidious man.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Bit creepy, from that he can get all sorts of details from BITW, Trip Advisor etc. Mods!

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)
the mods are powerless m8

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I wouldn't post personal details, unlike you posting my real (full) name

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)
OK you two
Say sorry and hug
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)
I have nothing to apologise for.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)
What for?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Posting my surname which got you naughty stepped, and searching for and finding my real name for goodness knows what reason

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Your full name?Send me a link please, if you have one?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
The mods deleted it, im hardly going to post it again silly

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
You need to get out more mate.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Awww man! You did it again.
You meant another Dave though, right?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
was that picture of him I posted ok?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
alt: is this a cry for help?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
That's probably good money in South Africa.
I spent nearly 9 years fleecing people by charing nearly 4 quid for a pint. Plus I watered down the vodka (only the special bottle reserved for anyone ordering double vodka red bull).
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Upstanding bar owner!
DBT could learn a few things
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)
I refused to have bacardi or malibu in any of my pubs, or alcopops.
Elped keep the riff raff out.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)
VK three for £5

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)
...is all it takes to get Jaysums in bed

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
I don't even need one.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
typical easy queer

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Red Bull ffs.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
I fleece people regularly.
Alt: When other family members are affected
Altalt: Pastrami and tomato crusty batches
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:27, Reply)
pastrami, tomato, ham, cheese

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
An insufferably smug bitch,
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29533514

I tried to read these to get the "buzz" but fucking hell she is a shit writer, there are plenty of much better childrens authors out there
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)
like Stephen King.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I think it's one of those things where people who were in as a kid,
Read them as they came out, grew up with Harry Potter is no different to other nostalgia love. But anyone of adult age when it started who is obsessed by it, is definitely a cunt. Imagine if someone was obsessed with kids toys like transformers?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Not even in my top ten Harry Potter books.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I'd still fuck her though.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Well, yeah. Course.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I'd take a grand like a shot
.....oh

I sold a shower pump that had been given to me for £155 on eBay once. That was quite good

Alt:
When people get threatening, I think

AltAlt:
Beans and sausages
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
A few years back
my mate was getting rid of two quite nice leather sofas. I said I'd have them off him and took them away.

I had them for six months and sold them on e-bay for £550.

WIN.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Nice one
When we shifted we had no wardrobes as our old house had all built-in ones. We got given two that were dismantled and ready for the tip, re-built them and used them for 3 months then I flogged them for £80

As the nicest one here, I gave the people the cash
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)


(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I didn't know baggenfock was black

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Self Hating nonce

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Certainly would explain a lot

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
your parents being brother and sister
that would explain a lot
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I have had plenty of "got given this and sold it for money" experiences
but fleecing someone is pretty much theft.

Alt. Dead Dad jokes. Dead mum jokes are fine though as my mum is still alive.
AltAlt. Nowt, as usual
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Alt: calling someone a nonce. Or black.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:48, Reply)
get fucked you coon prick

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)
never, i'm far too nice
alt: it's the purpose behind it. when the intention is to be genuinely nasty and upset someone, that's when you need to go, what the fuck is the matter with me?

unless it's dozer, obv.

altalt: maybe a burrito without the wrap, so basically brown rice and veg in a box.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
So what the fuck is wrong with you then?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
i'm lovely to everyone
lentil o'yurtprick
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)
You're always bullying me :'(

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Alright ruari

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Is it fair game to name him now he's long gone?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
He's had a stroke mate, what do you think

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
I'm not sure about the whole stroke thing

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you "get" the stroke thing
No, wait...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
Only lying ginger kids would lie about that sortof stuff.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I never would stoop so low as to do that

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
oh ho

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
it's fine to tease you about shit stuff that doesn't mean anything, like your lentil and mung bean based home brewed farts
but if i thought it would really upset you to tell everyone that you smell of lentil and mung bean farts, i wouldn't do it.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
You're too kind

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
^ reeks of lentil and mung bean farts ^

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
:''''(

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Take a sandwich to work. And maybe an apple.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
i get bored
whatever i take to work, it's guaranteed i won't fancy it by 1pm
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
So you haven't ever taken meatsnake to work then?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
everyone fancies him

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
I got paid out for a write off on my old car. Got £1,500 from insurers and they left me with the car.
I then part exed it under the scrappage scheme and volkswagen gave me £2,000 for it.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I'm that hard.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)
In the boys showers

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Winwinwin. Weflogged the Landie, on a lookout for something to replace.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Get a grip.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Looking at old Jeeps.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Noisy and slow

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Chunky though. Any suggestions for 4wd?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
Not a jeep, or a freelander or a disco
Sportage is good value and reliable
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Yeah, unless you live on a farm or up a mountain, you don't need one.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
What's your point?
I don't need e's and whizz but I'll have some if I WANT to.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
No point beyond that.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
The landie was needed, as some patients live in the middle of nowhere.
Ill have a look at Sportage.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Get a new one for a tenner.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
If you really need the extra ground clearance
XC90, or quashqi are more than enough
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
For on or off-road in the main?
for off-road, Lada Niva and upgrade with Fiat engine for extra power.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
On road, but rural area, get a few floods and shit weather. Winter can be a bugger.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
2wd is fine for that.
If you want a 4x4 for the sake of it, fine. Trying to claim you "need" it because it snows occasionally is a pet hate of mine.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
Why?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Because it is a cretins statement

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I feel safer in one, we dont get the gritters out.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Ugh.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Because it's wrong for one thing. You don't need four wheel drive for bad weather.
Being unable to handle a vehicle in bad weather is a symptom of shitty driving skills, not an inadequate drive train.

For another it's too often used as an excuse by people that value them as status symbols, or by people that are so shot scared of traffic that they feel the need to be higher to feel "safe" when, in fact, it's not at all.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Rant rant rant.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I want one as a status symbol to show everyone I am better than them.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Fine. I mean, it makes you a prick, but at least you're an honest prick.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
eyethangyou

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
my dad's had a q5 and a cayenne
i thought i'd hate them, but actually they are amazingly fun to drive, like a super-fast armchair.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
show off.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
pfffft

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Q5 if you've got the cash.
Or the a6 estate off road one.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
i love audis, so nice to drive
i might get an a3 for my next car
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
You want to get yourself a nice Volvo.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Just don't get the sports suspension one, with the low profile tyre.
Lady pigs mum has it, and it has the ride of a donkey cart.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:49, Reply)
I'm bored with winding up the doctor now.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
good
we're all bored with it too
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Forum spokesman^

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
spokesPERSON
#everydaysexism
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Don't be silly, a girl couldn't speak on anyone's behalf

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
You'd never be a forum spokesman anyway as virtually everyone disagrees with you about everything

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
bitches just be trollin'
they all go home and throw out their spoons
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
we're all bored with it

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Everyday sexism makes me lol
Some of the examples are very funny.

" I saw an advert for bras that had a woman wearing a bra, as a woman who wears a bra I thought that was sexist"
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Cor! Bras!

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
^ Sexist ^

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Don't be silly, a girl can't be a spokesman

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2386826
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Stop bullying me

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)
spokescunt

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
We all are.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Forum spokesman + upset^

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Why not go tell some self righteous bum hole on qftw that he's a liar.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
You don't post any stories though

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:20, Reply)
:(
I have in the past.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Liar

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Yeah, well you're a horrid troll that is ruining this site for the rest of us.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)
GOOD

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
TTT masterclass

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
my cat is snoring, it's totes cute xx

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)

cute moribund and struggling to breathe
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
nah, she's 15
She has a good five or so years left.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
yeah, 5 years of being creaky and stiff and smelling and needing the vet
good work, shitpet
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
she's lovely actually

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)
I hope she dies soon.
Nothing deserves the torment of being near you everyday.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Won't that just free up more time for internetting?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:27, Reply)
She's twice the dog your dogs will ever be

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Back off ape,
These 3 are killers
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
i saw a chihuaua jack russell cross at the weekend
fucking cute
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Our neighbours have one,
It's a yapping shit bag.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:41, Reply)
yapping is annoying

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
all small dogs are rubbish

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
cockerpoos are brilliant.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
Bull dog, crossed with a shitzu
Called a bullshit.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Wrong

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:14, Reply)
That's alright, cats don't give a fuck about people. it's the territory and the free food they like.
One of the many reasons I like them.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:31, Reply)
I hope you electrocute yourself to death

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
i quite like this
it's deliciously evil
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
I hope Lemmy drops dead tomorrow.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
he won't
he's only a baby
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
How old is he?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
You can't fuck a budgie Dozer, even with a micropenis

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
That's not dozer, dear

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
I know dear.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:47, Reply)
probably about 8-9 months
the petshop blatantly lied about his age when we got him 5 months ago, but he's still not very old.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Jimmy is 15 Months, Jenny is 12, she bullies him a lot, shouting, grape theft etc.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
you know how you can't tell if a baby is male or female?
the saying is that you put your hand in the cage and see which ones hang on the hardest when they bite you...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
My budgie didn't last a year
mainly because I got bored with him because when I let him out I couldn't catch him so I just left him to starve to death in his cage.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
i really hope this isn't true :(

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
It's on the internet - it must be.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
this statement really doesn't bode well for you

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:59, Reply)
baggenfock fucks kids

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Is that how long they live?
Oh good, mine only 8 I think
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:42, Reply)
20 would be really old

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I bought an Apple TV 2 off an old boss, for about £50. I said "It's the old one, you don't have the box, the new one is £99 new....etc etc."
Knowing that the Apple TV 2 is hackable and rare, so goes for about £250 on ebay at the time.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
typical kike

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I've got two of those.

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
Is there much call for them now there's the raspberry pi and there are so many android / linux tv boxes these days?
I've got a htpc with xbmc on it, it's the shit. One of the plugins (genesis) will let me stream any tv show i care to think of.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
htpc you say?

(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
I think there is because of AirPlay, but naturally the win/android/nix would use Miracast instead.
I use a WDTVLive at the moment, but they've just bought out Plex for XboxOne, so I want one of them instead now.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

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