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A grand for killing someone?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-29534010
When's the last time you fleeced someone, royally?
alt. When does internet bullying go too far?
altalt. Lunch?
Or whatever
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:04,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: When people mention Dave's name(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:08,
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^this, obviously I have no objection to being called Dave, but DBT posting my surname is a little bit stalky(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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You mean your real name is not Meat Snake? I'm appalled at the lies
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:24,
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Its an anagram ofMeek Satan so just watch your step winders or down the spiral to the firey inferno
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I'd tell you my real name like a shot man, you have integrity and you're not a creepy stalker like DBT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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I actually already know it And I've got 4 photos of the back of your head.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:36,
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But you wouldn't post it, and that's the difference between a decent chap (you) and a dangerous creepy online stalker (DBT)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:37,
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Careful, he was a doctor, he might know your GP and next time you need that cream, He might give you something nasty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:41,
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Clearly why the forum mods are taking it very seriously.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:43,
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Just leave him alone, man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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God, I take him off 2.0 in an effort to reconcile and he's straight back into his threats again.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:34,
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Well you wouldn't have got stepped for just posting 'Dave' would you, I say that all the time. Just saying.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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It's insurance in case anything happens to me now I'm being threatened online by DBT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:45,
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No I'm not one for that kind of funny business m8, I just want to be able to mess about on here without being threatened and stalked by DBT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:51,
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Bit creepy, from that he can get all sorts of details from BITW, Trip Advisor etc. Mods!(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)
I wouldn't post personal details, unlike you posting my real (full) name(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:57,
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OK you twoSay sorry and hug
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:58,
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Posting my surname which got you naughty stepped, and searching for and finding my real name for goodness knows what reason(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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The mods deleted it, im hardly going to post it again silly(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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Awww man! You did it again.You meant another Dave though, right?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:11,
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That's probably good money in South Africa. I spent nearly 9 years fleecing people by charing nearly 4 quid for a pint. Plus I watered down the vodka (only the special bottle reserved for anyone ordering double vodka red bull).
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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Upstanding bar owner!DBT could learn a few things
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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I refused to have bacardi or malibu in any of my pubs, or alcopops. Elped keep the riff raff out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:34,
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I fleece people regularly.Alt: When other family members are affected
Altalt: Pastrami and tomato crusty batches
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An insufferably smug bitch, www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29533514
I tried to read these to get the "buzz" but fucking hell she is a shit writer, there are plenty of much better childrens authors out there
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I think it's one of those things where people who were in as a kid, Read them as they came out, grew up with Harry Potter is no different to other nostalgia love. But anyone of adult age when it started who is obsessed by it, is definitely a cunt. Imagine if someone was obsessed with kids toys like transformers?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:33,
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Well, yeah. Course. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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I'd take a grand like a shot.....oh
I sold a shower pump that had been given to me for £155 on eBay once. That was quite good
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When people get threatening, I think
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Beans and sausages
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:38,
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A few years backmy mate was getting rid of two quite nice leather sofas. I said I'd have them off him and took them away.
I had them for six months and sold them on e-bay for £550.
WIN.
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Nice oneWhen we shifted we had no wardrobes as our old house had all built-in ones. We got given two that were dismantled and ready for the tip, re-built them and used them for 3 months then I flogged them for £80
As the nicest one here, I gave the people the cash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:13,
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your parents being brother and sisterthat would explain a lot
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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I have had plenty of "got given this and sold it for money" experiences but fleecing someone is pretty much theft.
Alt. Dead Dad jokes. Dead mum jokes are fine though as my mum is still alive.
AltAlt. Nowt, as usual
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Peej, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 12:47,
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never, i'm far too nicealt: it's the purpose behind it. when the intention is to be genuinely nasty and upset someone, that's when you need to go, what the fuck is the matter with me?
unless it's dozer, obv.
altalt: maybe a burrito without the wrap, so basically brown rice and veg in a box.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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So what the fuck is wrong with you then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:07,
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You're always bullying me :'((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:10,
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Is it fair game to name him now he's long gone?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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I'm not sure about the whole stroke thing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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You'll be laughing on the other side of your face when you "get" the stroke thingNo, wait...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:16,
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it's fine to tease you about shit stuff that doesn't mean anything, like your lentil and mung bean based home brewed fartsbut if i thought it would really upset you to tell everyone that you smell of lentil and mung bean farts, i wouldn't do it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:15,
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i get boredwhatever i take to work, it's guaranteed i won't fancy it by 1pm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14,
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I got paid out for a write off on my old car. Got £1,500 from insurers and they left me with the car. I then part exed it under the scrappage scheme and volkswagen gave me £2,000 for it.
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Winwinwin. Weflogged the Landie, on a lookout for something to replace.(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Get a grip. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:17,
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Noisy and slow(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:21,
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Not a jeep, or a freelander or a discoSportage is good value and reliable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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Yeah, unless you live on a farm or up a mountain, you don't need one.(
Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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What's your point? I don't need e's and whizz but I'll have some if I WANT to.
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The landie was needed, as some patients live in the middle of nowhere.Ill have a look at Sportage.
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If you really need the extra ground clearance XC90, or quashqi are more than enough
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For on or off-road in the main?for off-road, Lada Niva and upgrade with Fiat engine for extra power.
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On road, but rural area, get a few floods and shit weather. Winter can be a bugger.(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35, Reply)
2wd is fine for that.If you want a 4x4 for the sake of it, fine. Trying to claim you "need" it because it snows occasionally is a pet hate of mine.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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Because it's wrong for one thing. You don't need four wheel drive for bad weather.Being unable to handle a vehicle in bad weather is a symptom of shitty driving skills, not an inadequate drive train.
For another it's too often used as an excuse by people that value them as status symbols, or by people that are so shot scared of traffic that they feel the need to be higher to feel "safe" when, in fact, it's not at all.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:44,
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I want one as a status symbol to show everyone I am better than them. (, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Fine. I mean, it makes you a prick, but at least you're an honest prick.(
Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:50,
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my dad's had a q5 and a cayennei thought i'd hate them, but actually they are amazingly fun to drive, like a super-fast armchair.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:37,
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Q5 if you've got the cash. Or the a6 estate off road one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:38,
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i love audis, so nice to drivei might get an a3 for my next car
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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Just don't get the sports suspension one, with the low profile tyre. Lady pigs mum has it, and it has the ride of a donkey cart.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:49,
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I'm bored with winding up the doctor now.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:12,
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Don't be silly, a girl couldn't speak on anyone's behalf(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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You'd never be a forum spokesman anyway as virtually everyone disagrees with you about everything(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:22,
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bitches just be trollin'they all go home and throw out their spoons
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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Everyday sexism makes me lolSome of the examples are very funny.
" I saw an advert for bras that had a woman wearing a bra, as a woman who wears a bra I thought that was sexist"
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Don't be silly, a girl can't be a spokesman(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:20,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2386826
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:23,
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Why not go tell some self righteous bum hole on qftw that he's a liar. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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:(I have in the past.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:21,
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Yeah, well you're a horrid troll that is ruining this site for the rest of us. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:25,
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yeah, 5 years of being creaky and stiff and smelling and needing the vetgood work, shitpet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:18,
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I hope she dies soon. Nothing deserves the torment of being near you everyday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:26,
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She's twice the dog your dogs will ever be(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:30,
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Back off ape, These 3 are killers
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:39,
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i saw a chihuaua jack russell cross at the weekendfucking cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:40,
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Our neighbours have one, It's a yapping shit bag.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:41,
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Bull dog, crossed with a shitzu Called a bullshit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:50,
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That's alright, cats don't give a fuck about people. it's the territory and the free food they like.One of the many reasons I like them.
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Kroney, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:31,
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probably about 8-9 monthsthe petshop blatantly lied about his age when we got him 5 months ago, but he's still not very old.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:46,
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Jimmy is 15 Months, Jenny is 12, she bullies him a lot, shouting, grape theft etc.(, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
you know how you can't tell if a baby is male or female?the saying is that you put your hand in the cage and see which ones hang on the hardest when they bite you...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:56,
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My budgie didn't last a yearmainly because I got bored with him because when I let him out I couldn't catch him so I just left him to starve to death in his cage.
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Peej, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:54,
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this statement really doesn't bode well for you(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:59,
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Is that how long they live?Oh good, mine only 8 I think
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:42,
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I bought an Apple TV 2 off an old boss, for about £50. I said "It's the old one, you don't have the box, the new one is £99 new....etc etc."Knowing that the Apple TV 2 is hackable and rare, so goes for about £250 on ebay at the time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:32,
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Is there much call for them now there's the raspberry pi and there are so many android / linux tv boxes these days?I've got a htpc with xbmc on it, it's the shit. One of the plugins (genesis) will let me stream any tv show i care to think of.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:35,
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I think there is because of AirPlay, but naturally the win/android/nix would use Miracast instead. I use a WDTVLive at the moment, but they've just bought out Plex for XboxOne, so I want one of them instead now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Oct 2014, 13:48,
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