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morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:07, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
might have a chippy tea and a bottle of tizer

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:09, Reply)
Does that still exist?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)
I've no idea
But I bet I can still tell it's tizer when my eyes are shut
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)
Get to fuck Tizer. DANDELION AND BURDOCK cheapest, none of that Fentimans shite.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:20, Reply)
but muuuuuum! I don't want BROWN pop ... I want ORANGE pop!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:28, Reply)
Well, Tizer goes well with chinky chonky suppers.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)
I might get a chippy tea from the multicultural Chinese chippy.
Spring rolls and pickled eggs with the apéritifs.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
You sound like a Muslim apologist or sutin

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)
I do have a beard and a hat.
And a desire to subjugate the decadent West
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)

+it not being taboo for having a catamite
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)
bargain hunt host's kids disapprove of his extended sunbed sessions

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:10, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)
horbular D

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Morning
It's snowing here and I don't have to go anywhere. Result.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
awww man ... can I come and build a snowman?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)
Only if you promise to dress up like Elsa.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:21, Reply)
I'm totally bodiced right up

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
I'll get the wigs.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)
Disgusting gayer sex talk. We all know what 'build a snowman' really means

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:22, Reply)
"Take me up the North Mountain" Presumably

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
more like "the cunt never bummed me anyway"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)
Pack that snow nice and tight.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Yes yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)
No, just me piles acting up

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:48, Reply)
mine have been doing Hamlet's soliloquy all night
If I don't get them sorted I'll have a dreadful case of the Lady Macbeths.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:51, Reply)
good morning horbs

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Nah, my heart's not really in it today

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
would it help if I licked your balls?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)
It can't harm I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

youtu.be/trIHuUn6K1g
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
I know you are all just itching for an update!


#MontyTheHofmeisterBear
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2456566
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Given I said I'd buy the suit if I won a lottery jackpot
Would it not make more sense to give me the 35 quid to buy tickets with.

Anything left (assuming I win the lottery), after buying the suit I could keep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

tickets beers
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
You can trust me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)
i was going to pledge £50 for the lols
but then i remembered lighty saying that he got bombarded with an email a minute from crowd surfer or whatever they're called...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
if only you could block certain email addresses eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
You know you can unsubscribe. Hth

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Every 5 minutes from Paypal
it was only for 90 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Morning
Its bastard freezing today. I have to drive to Featherstone then Leeds later on too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)
Pronounced Fans?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
yeah, I was going to ask how Featherstonehaugh works out as Fanshaw

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
It's obvious, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
there are other ones though aren't there.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
y/n

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
can you tell tangle to stop being mean to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
stop being mean to windy pig

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
thx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:25, Reply)
No
Its pronounced Feather stun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
Weird.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
when are you in Leeds?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
8pm in a pub

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
...in kensington
Shocked at how fat she was
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
For about 10 mins near Roundhay about 8:30

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
there's a big fat chap here at work, and we do a huge amount of walking around so I was trying to figure out how he stayed so huge.
I've moved chairs in the break room, and noticed for first break (where most have a coffee and maybe an apple or some crusps) he eats a whole 500g block of mature cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
gotta work hard to maintain a physique like that

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:50, Reply)
Fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Urgh.
Hope he enjoys his impending heart attack.
Does he have family that he will heartlessly leave behind?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
he is unlovable

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Ugh', I don't get people who just eat cheaddar, even the posh ones - they're nice as a component, but just to eat on it's own is just,erm, basic.
It's an ingredient, like eating raw onions or something
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
what about plastic wrapped cheese slices?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
tggi.
I never tire of cheese and chilli sauce sarnies though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
Morning.
Well, I've done my good deed for the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
It's the best kind of good deed, as you're almost certainly guaranteed to receive a refund.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Oh wow!
I thought it just went to the next most popular charity event.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
That was money you could have spent on Werthers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
I've cash for both.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
That's planning!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)
HIYA!
The Gods have it in for me today. Loads of glitches at work godammit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
It's because you're a heathen.
Come the day of judgment, you and other sodomites will have their bum holes sewn shut before being cast into the firey depths of hell.

Hope things improve for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
I thought they got bummed with red hot pokers
I do wish the ever merciful and loving God would make his mind up about his eternal sadistic punishments
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
One of the kinky fuckers will probably enjoy that.
Denying them any bum action is the best approach.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
They make me sick to my stomach.
How is this allowed in a civilised society?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
If they banned it, you'd probably get involved.
A bit like sex with children.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
You sick bastard. I would never do sex with a homo
NEVER
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
You'd probably enjoy it more knowing that they're straight and it's entirely against their will.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
let them eat minge

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
all the drink, drugs and friends are there so why not?!
Have fun on your shitty cloud, playing a harp for eternity
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
It's supposed to be a punishment.
You expect to have access to drink, drugs and friends?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
nope ... it's just you and a woman with a scabby twat for all of eternity

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
Still, Friday innit you can knock off early and go to the pub

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
i forgot to tell you i'm finishing at 3 today

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
I'll probably stick around til half past

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
i'm not going to the pub today either

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Heading back to F-town?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)
nope, i was gonna but now i'm not going to bother, i just wanted to leave early so i am.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
something something lipps inc

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
Nope.
Maybe 5 instead of 6. :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I might go home for lunch and not come back.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
I might not even bother going into work.
SUCK ON THAT
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
a blessed relief for the rest of the cleaning crew I should imagine

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

clean cutt
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
*dies in your arms*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
^ Billy no stars

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
And what a glorious morning it is too.
I wish all of you who don't have the ability to maintain a positive current account balance, a happy payday wetherspoons evening.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
alright bagsy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
alright dozster
how's tricks?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
tricks are alright yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:30, Reply)
liver disease is like well cool

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
sure, it might make you look cool, like in the movies
but it's actually really bad for you
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
john mcclane got me smoking

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
and wearing a wife beater

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
eh *shakey hand*

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
What's that secret you're keepin'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
The murders.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
both male and female reproductive organs

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
then go fuck yourself

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:22, Reply)

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