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morning

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:07, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
might have a chippy tea and a bottle of tizer

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:09, Reply)
Does that still exist?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:13, Reply)
I've no idea
But I bet I can still tell it's tizer when my eyes are shut
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)
Get to fuck Tizer. DANDELION AND BURDOCK cheapest, none of that Fentimans shite.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:20, Reply)
but muuuuuum! I don't want BROWN pop ... I want ORANGE pop!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:28, Reply)
Well, Tizer goes well with chinky chonky suppers.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:43, Reply)
I might get a chippy tea from the multicultural Chinese chippy.
Spring rolls and pickled eggs with the apƩritifs.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
You sound like a Muslim apologist or sutin

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:00, Reply)
I do have a beard and a hat.
And a desire to subjugate the decadent West
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:02, Reply)

+it not being taboo for having a catamite
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:33, Reply)
bargain hunt host's kids disapprove of his extended sunbed sessions

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:49, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:10, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:14, Reply)
horbular D

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Morning
It's snowing here and I don't have to go anywhere. Result.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:16, Reply)
awww man ... can I come and build a snowman?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:17, Reply)
Only if you promise to dress up like Elsa.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:21, Reply)
I'm totally bodiced right up

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
I'll get the wigs.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:33, Reply)
Disgusting gayer sex talk. We all know what 'build a snowman' really means

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:22, Reply)
"Take me up the North Mountain" Presumably

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:23, Reply)
more like "the cunt never bummed me anyway"

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:32, Reply)
Pack that snow nice and tight.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Yes yes yes

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:44, Reply)
No, just me piles acting up

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:48, Reply)
mine have been doing Hamlet's soliloquy all night
If I don't get them sorted I'll have a dreadful case of the Lady Macbeths.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:51, Reply)
good morning horbs

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Nah, my heart's not really in it today

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 8:57, Reply)
would it help if I licked your balls?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:01, Reply)
It can't harm I suppose

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:06, Reply)

youtu.be/trIHuUn6K1g
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:35, Reply)
I know you are all just itching for an update!


#MontyTheHofmeisterBear
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:25, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2456566
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:40, Reply)
Given I said I'd buy the suit if I won a lottery jackpot
Would it not make more sense to give me the 35 quid to buy tickets with.

Anything left (assuming I win the lottery), after buying the suit I could keep.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:45, Reply)

tickets beers
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:47, Reply)
You can trust me.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:50, Reply)
i was going to pledge £50 for the lols
but then i remembered lighty saying that he got bombarded with an email a minute from crowd surfer or whatever they're called...
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
if only you could block certain email addresses eh

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
You know you can unsubscribe. Hth

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Every 5 minutes from Paypal
it was only for 90 minutes.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:14, Reply)
Morning
Its bastard freezing today. I have to drive to Featherstone then Leeds later on too
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:36, Reply)
Pronounced Fans?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 9:41, Reply)
yeah, I was going to ask how Featherstonehaugh works out as Fanshaw

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:06, Reply)
It's obvious, isn't it?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:08, Reply)
there are other ones though aren't there.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:10, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:12, Reply)
y/n

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:13, Reply)
can you tell tangle to stop being mean to me.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:17, Reply)
y

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:18, Reply)
stop being mean to windy pig

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:19, Reply)
ok

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
thx

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:25, Reply)
No
Its pronounced Feather stun
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:27, Reply)
Weird.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:40, Reply)
when are you in Leeds?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
8pm in a pub

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:00, Reply)
...in kensington
Shocked at how fat she was
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:02, Reply)
For about 10 mins near Roundhay about 8:30

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
there's a big fat chap here at work, and we do a huge amount of walking around so I was trying to figure out how he stayed so huge.
I've moved chairs in the break room, and noticed for first break (where most have a coffee and maybe an apple or some crusps) he eats a whole 500g block of mature cheddar.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:15, Reply)


(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:20, Reply)
gotta work hard to maintain a physique like that

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:50, Reply)
Fucking hell

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Urgh.
Hope he enjoys his impending heart attack.
Does he have family that he will heartlessly leave behind?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
he is unlovable

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
Ugh', I don't get people who just eat cheaddar, even the posh ones - they're nice as a component, but just to eat on it's own is just,erm, basic.
It's an ingredient, like eating raw onions or something
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
what about plastic wrapped cheese slices?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
tggi.
I never tire of cheese and chilli sauce sarnies though.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:13, Reply)
Morning.
Well, I've done my good deed for the year.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:24, Reply)
It's the best kind of good deed, as you're almost certainly guaranteed to receive a refund.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:28, Reply)
Oh wow!
I thought it just went to the next most popular charity event.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:30, Reply)
That was money you could have spent on Werthers.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:32, Reply)
I've cash for both.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:34, Reply)
That's planning!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:35, Reply)
HIYA!
The Gods have it in for me today. Loads of glitches at work godammit.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:33, Reply)
It's because you're a heathen.
Come the day of judgment, you and other sodomites will have their bum holes sewn shut before being cast into the firey depths of hell.

Hope things improve for you.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
I thought they got bummed with red hot pokers
I do wish the ever merciful and loving God would make his mind up about his eternal sadistic punishments
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
One of the kinky fuckers will probably enjoy that.
Denying them any bum action is the best approach.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
They make me sick to my stomach.
How is this allowed in a civilised society?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:48, Reply)
If they banned it, you'd probably get involved.
A bit like sex with children.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)
You sick bastard. I would never do sex with a homo
NEVER
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
You'd probably enjoy it more knowing that they're straight and it's entirely against their will.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
let them eat minge

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
all the drink, drugs and friends are there so why not?!
Have fun on your shitty cloud, playing a harp for eternity
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
It's supposed to be a punishment.
You expect to have access to drink, drugs and friends?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:59, Reply)
nope ... it's just you and a woman with a scabby twat for all of eternity

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:01, Reply)
Still, Friday innit you can knock off early and go to the pub

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:39, Reply)
i forgot to tell you i'm finishing at 3 today

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:41, Reply)
I'll probably stick around til half past

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:44, Reply)
i'm not going to the pub today either

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Heading back to F-town?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:00, Reply)
nope, i was gonna but now i'm not going to bother, i just wanted to leave early so i am.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:02, Reply)
something something lipps inc

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:04, Reply)
Nope.
Maybe 5 instead of 6. :(
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:43, Reply)
I might go home for lunch and not come back.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:46, Reply)
I might not even bother going into work.
SUCK ON THAT
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
a blessed relief for the rest of the cleaning crew I should imagine

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:52, Reply)

clean cutt
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
*dies in your arms*

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQB4nAjZIdE
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
^ Billy no stars

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:55, Reply)
And what a glorious morning it is too.
I wish all of you who don't have the ability to maintain a positive current account balance, a happy payday wetherspoons evening.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:42, Reply)
alright bagsy

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:49, Reply)
alright dozster
how's tricks?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
tricks are alright yer

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:30, Reply)
liver disease is like well cool

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:51, Reply)
sure, it might make you look cool, like in the movies
but it's actually really bad for you
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:54, Reply)
john mcclane got me smoking

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
and wearing a wife beater

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:56, Reply)
eh *shakey hand*

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 10:58, Reply)
What's that secret you're keepin'?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:05, Reply)
The murders.....

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:08, Reply)
both male and female reproductive organs

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:10, Reply)
then go fuck yourself

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 11:22, Reply)

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