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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hi pricks and fannies!
How we all doing? Happy Monday?
I had a successful date at the weekend and tried bison grass vodka. what did you have?

alt. last film you saw at the cinema and rate it please.
I saw It Follows and it was a genuinely creepy film. 9 popcorns out of 10

altalt. who would be the bread in your celebrity sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:14, 205 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
You're twisting my melon, man.
Alt alt: we've already decided that. Cliff Richard and Delia Smith ... nobody is gonna top that. NOBODY.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
By successful do you mean you got to masturbate using another guy?
Bison Grass vodka is ok ice cold and neat. I have lots and lots of Gin.

Alt. Book of Life. I took my daughters, I enjoyed it.

AltAlt. n
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)
NO!
I mean it had good flow of conversation, he was aesthetically pleasing and we are doing all that business on the next date.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
I bought a bottle of Opihr gin and I liked it so much I bought another one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
See, they should reconsider abandoning qotw when there are still epic anecdotes like this to be shared.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
oh boy!
It looks like The Resident Loon is back. How can they abandon qftw when its weakest member has returned?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)
I had a curry, but not from the place I intended on buying from, as there was a notice from the health inspectors on the door advising that they had closed it down. Oops.
Alt: I don't go to the cinema to watch films, I go to a hip bar to watch them and drink craft ales.
It's still the same film it was last time this question was asked.
Altalt: 5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2477572
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:22, Reply)
Last film - Good Vibrations - the Terri Hooley story.
It's on iplayer. It's alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)
the scene where he discovers punk was one of my favourite bits of cinema of the year

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:26, Reply)
Where was it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)
some club in Belfast ... dunno if they were specific

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I wonder how long it had been there
It's always in the last place you look, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
His missus had that fit but dour pauper look that's prevalent in the Irish.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:29, Reply)
he's a mate of a mate so he occasionally pops up on The Facebook
he looks a bit like a friendly bank manager these days
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
I had a look on Wikipedia after th be film. Seems like a great guy.
But not the best businessman.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
he is by all accounts a thoroughly lovely chap
but even worse at The Music Business than Tony Wilson
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:35, Reply)
alt alt sian williams and that rachel riley bit of skirt
Cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Who puts bread in a sandwich?
Unless it's a club sandwich, but then your metaphor is being stretched beyond reason.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)
I had roast pork, it was very nice.
Alt: I can't remember the last time I went to the cinema so cannot answer this question truthfully, sorry.
Altalt: I refuse to answer this on the grounds that I'm not a 'lad' with a stupid list of celebrities who would 'get it'.

Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)
I got in trouble because I misunderstood the "freebie list" concept and didn't realise it had to be famous people.
"That lass on the checkouts at Tesco with the smashing rack"

*Smack with a book*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:32, Reply)
Reasonably quiet at work today, which makes a change.
Had some wine and beer and things.

Alt: Some film about a flid in a wheelchair whose wife gets stroppy at him for being in a wheelchair and then fucks some floppy-haired tweed-prick.

Altalt: Dunno, but I think I've decided that I'd probably let Taylor Swift have a go on me, if she promised not to tell anyone. You know they're fun, but you don't want your mates finding out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)
altalt: Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)
that's basically a foursome

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
Let the lord jesus christ into your body and mind

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:40, Reply)
then gargle His spirit and dribble it onto His dad

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Time for my lunchtime cubicle wank I think.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)
there's nothing more dignified than getting lonely sexual gratification in the miasma of your colleagues' bowel movements
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)
It really helps finish me off if an obese man in his 50s is loudly straining in the next cubicle.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:49, Reply)
Unloading over the cubicle divider is the holy grail of toilet wanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:18, Reply)
balls or bowels?
or both?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
One, then the other.
The order depends on what it takes to bring yourself to orgasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:20, Reply)
it's usually simultaneous at my age

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
Your wife must be happy.
At the point of orgasm she has a beautiful fountain to watch. Put a torch up your arse to make it even more spectacular!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
club sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)
Hello jason.
I went out drinking at the weekend for the first time in quite a while and got hammered. Recovered now, but have to do a shit loads of work today for a meeting tomorrow.

alt: x-men or some shite

altalt: me?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)
altalt n.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)
has anyone said "things you can't unsee" yet?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:46, Reply)
n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
I haven't been to the cinema for ages. I can't even remember what I saw.
I just got my face drilled by a dentist. I am numb and I can taste chemicals.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)
I can also taste chemicals.
I've had this ability for as long as I can remember.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
What does Hydrofluoric acid taste like?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)
orange sherbert

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
he did something you couldn't.
Sorted out a cary.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)
She, you fucking sexist.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
The pilot, you racist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)
Quick, give yourself a blowjob so it feels like someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 12:58, Reply)
arf

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
This Monday is pretty meh.
I'm learning about the manufacture of sturgeon and trout food. I've had bison grass vodka before; it's a'igh'. I've also had grass and vodka separately. Never eaten bison, though.

Alt: "La Famille Bélier". Rating: surprisingly uncheesy and with some genuinely heartwarming moments. The lass playing the young heroine is also a definite would.

Alt: Is the idea of a celebrity sandwich for there to be me, a clone of me and a celebrity in between the both of us? Or do I have to share said celebrity with some other random bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
altalt. You decide.
For example, I would have Tom Hardy and Ryan Phillippe
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Right you are.
I'll have Catherine Zeta Jones in "The Mask of Zorro" and Scarlett Johansson in "Lost in Translation".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I've eaten both bison and buffalo

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
<possible your mum joke opportunity>

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)
I washed my hands in YM

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)
I've had reindeer.
And goat. And YM.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)
client of the day
Fangita Kandolola
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)
nice client confidentiality skills mate
No wonder you were headhunted for your high powered role.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
S'ok, google thinks he has made it up anyway
www.google.co.uk/search?q=Fangita+Kandolola&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=t539VPiUFsviaJGugLgP
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
haha, Lisa Wank!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
UH-OH!!
More like one of the sales monkeys hasn't phonetically checked a name.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:37, Reply)
*shrugs*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
spudulike were crying out for a mascot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:39, Reply)
HAHA! yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)
alright ghettoblaster 2.0

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Like I'd be sad enough to create a sock account.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
pricks and fanny... how we don't talk anymore

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:36, Reply)
Had the brother's partner stopping over at the weekend
so I took them shopping at Old Spitalfields Market. Vintage clothing, bric-a-brac and cake stalls, they were in heaven.

Alt: Kingsman. Over the top amusing spy thingy. 9/10 needed more boobs.

AltAlt: Scarlett Johanssen and Famke Janssen, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Isn't that a kids film?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Not really unless you're fine with kids seeing people cut in half and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Happens in my basement every other day.
They never seem to complain.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Nope. It's in a similar vein to Kick Ass, Im led to believe

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
hiya
i am ok thank you, i had a few pints and a hangover at the weekend

i saw the robocop remake on netflix, it was much worse than the original

i don't like celebrities
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

wasn't it dreadful (Robocop)?
I wanted more guns and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I watched a film called 'The cube' or just 'cube' or something the other day. It was shit, I didn't bother watching it all the way through. I think they probably all died.
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)
CSB

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Soz, please tell us more about falling asleep you turgid freak.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
It needs more Dozer
www.imdb.com/title/tt0097438/
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
cube 2: hypercube is much better

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Watching a blank screen for 90 minutes would be better.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
How did it end?
Did they win the jackpot, or did they gamble one too many times, forcing Philip Schofield to send them home empty handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)
I had what seemed like a very fast weekend, still not sure where the fucker went
Alt: I fall asleep during any movie at the cinema, so have long since given up on paying a lot of money for a nap and a stiff neck, I did however watch "The Raid 2" on Netflix 9.5 Karambits out of 10

alt:alt: N
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Now there's some quality chop socky.
I thought it definitely held a candle to the original in terms of the quality of the fight scenes.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
It was everything I wanted in a good kickers Iko Uwais style reminded me very much of Tony Jaa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
some on here are definitely pricks AND fannies
i went to a ball in manchester cathedral and i ordered a new car.

alt: "the imitation game". probably horribly inaccurate, but v good film.

altalt: i don't do odd numbers. just an open sandwich will be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 13:57, Reply)
I don't believe anybody with that level of intelligence could be such a raging homo.
It's revisionist nonsense by the bent liberal elite.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
You think most homo's are thick?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Not really jason, no.
Not everything I write on here is straight from the heart.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
To be fair, they don't seem to know how to use their genitals properly.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Yes, and bald.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Alan turing tried to hide his deviancy with a wig.
Truefax.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Did he use an 'ewigma' machine hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)
That's nothing.
Darth Foxtrot used to try hiding his with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
so did Tom Cruise

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
we'd never have taken over the world in that case.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
isis are dealing with it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
they've got stones, them ISIS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
Say what you like about ISIS,
...actually, probably best not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
probably for the best that the 'post metal' group disbanded when they did

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I smashed up an old shed, it was very therapeutic
To replace with a bigger one, natch.

alt: took the sprogs to see Paddington, it was surprisingly good, 8/10

altalt: if it's just for sex, Kim Cattrall and Susan Sarandon pls, think they know a thing or two......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Let's do a GILF thread!!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Hello!
Looks like I arrived just at the right time...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
b3th, every time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:04, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Helen Daniels

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
Pre or post stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
+vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
helen or chips

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Yes.
Many a bedsheet was starched as a result of Mrs. Daniels in my adolescence.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Michelle Pfeiffer

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Really?
You'd LF Michelle Pfeiffer?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Probably a french bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Poor Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
Helen Mirren

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Tell us about your date Maris Piper
where did you go, what did you do, what made it "successful"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
drinks, Chorlton, good chemistry

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
did he cum-hardy?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
nah, that's this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:24, Reply)
He found another who's comfortable in their own skin

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
altalt: having never eaten human flesh I can't say who is likely to be the best tasting

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Jason Orange?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)
Coffee. And a naan.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
Edwina Curry

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
hot chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:30, Reply)
beefy botham

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)
everyone who played for west ham

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:31, Reply)
nice quints

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Shane Rich-Tea

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
John Ham and Alison Brie

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
fuud gullit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:32, Reply)
Cake Winslet

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:34, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Allan Lamb

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:37, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:39, Reply)
Richard McBeef?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Jeremy Pax(o)man

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:42, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:43, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:44, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:44, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Richard Bacon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)
meatloaf

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)
GUYRIM

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:47, Reply)
One for Jasums that, I bet he'd like some David Seaman and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)
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(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)
^ WINNAH
Now be a good chap and start a new thread, Yer?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)
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(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:51, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:51, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:58, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
cuba pudding junior

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)
bruno mars bar

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:01, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)
delete this thread please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)
Are you not joining in the new thread then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:06, Reply)
it's a bit dull

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
Thread stomp it then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)

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