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WELL THIS IS GOOD!!First day of the sales manager being away and I had ridiculous email issues to deal with this morning.
How's your day going?
alt. films you can watch over and over/ books/ songs etc?
altalt. food or something. what do you have on your ultimate burger
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:48,
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Not too bad at allFixed some problems here at work, went out in the sunshine for a beer and off out tonight for more beers
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Films - Indiana Jones ones. I've been watching them with calf2 and he loves them
Books - I've read The Stand loads of times. Love that book
Songs - I switched over to Spotify a few months ago and have lost loads of stuff I'd normally listen to. I need to power up the laptop and burn my CDs onto it again
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Bacon, cheese, chilli, onion rings
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:53,
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My day is not going as shit as it usually does, but it's early doors.Alt: Films - Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, National Lampoon's Animal House. Airplane, shit like that basically.
Books - Anything by Stuart McBride.
AltAlt: Burger, cheese, bacon, onions. Nowt else.
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Anchorman I couldn't watch thoughGot 30 mins in and turned it off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:01,
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I probably turn you on now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:11,
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I didn't think it was funny either. Think I even dozed at th cinema(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:09,
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You put metal in your face and started talking about will self/(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:16,
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MARRS long-awaited follow up single really didn't have the punch of Pump Up The Volume(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19,
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You were probably being poorly fellated by some screaming queer that you met on Grindr m8(, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:18, Reply)
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY HIM IF YOU LOVE IT SO MUCH?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:22,
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Is there a "poor" fellation?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:22,
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Poor isn't necessarily the best word, but there's definitely a sliding scalewith my ex-wife at one end and my current burd at the other.
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My dear ex-wife isn't at the good end of any scale, truth be told.(, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:36, Reply)
mild cheddar, fried onions, ketchup, salt and pepperDULL
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 13:59,
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What is the point of mild cheddar?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:25,
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What have the Dutch ever done to you, eh?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:39,
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I can rewatch office space repeatedly.Also:
Muppets Christmas Carol
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Naked Gun
My Cousin Vinny - Mostly because I'd like to give Marisa Tomei a special cuddle.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:00,
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alt. Priscilla Queen of the Desert, True Romance, All the Alien films bar AVP2, The Dark Crystal, Muriels Wedding, Demolition Man.
Books - Rose Madder, We Need To Talk About Kevin, The Lovely Bones
songs: too many to choose from.
altalt. bacon, cheese, tomato, onions, bbq sauce, pickles
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:00,
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About the right mix of work and internet so far.Pity not everyone else is managing the same balance.
Alt: The first time I heard the First Gear's version of Leave My Kitten Alone I immediately lifted the needle and played it again, because I enjoyed the guitar solo so much.
Does that count?
Altalt: Toasted bun, mayonnaise, salad, meat-style veggie burger, melted cheddar, ketchup & Encona hot pepper sauce.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:01,
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Ive been eating a lot of meat style stuff lately. It's "ok"I had meat free swedish style meatballs last night that were particularly lovely.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:10,
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I thought you loved the meat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:12,
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I thought he was saying he wants a go on my meat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:13,
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My Swedish style balls are particularly lovely(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:14,
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I do but im trying to cut down.I got called a cock juggling cum whore on social media
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:15,
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Sounds a bit strong.A cock-juggling cum slut, perhaps. Suggesting that you accept money for your services is a little out of order, though.
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Kroney, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19,
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As a midlander I'd like to point out that swedish meatballs are pretty much a less good version of faggots in gravy.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:17,
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I may have drank a mug of gravy in the past.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:40,
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Did you shit yourself shortly aftewards?And so the cycle is complete
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Marc Almond has nothing on me(ooooh viennaaaaaa)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:02,
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Good day so far, spent the morning on the beach.Burger. Mature cheddar, well done bacon and fried onions. Anything more they get unwieldy and you have to use cutlery and look a right spanner. And decent sauce of course. Definitely not mayo.
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Agree with this. Any burger that cumbersome enough to require cutlery is pointless.Does your pub serve things on plates or has it taken to the fucking stupid trend of buckets, plant pots and slates?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:15,
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I took the kids for fancy burgers in town the other day and we were served them in those old-school wooden vegetable crates FFS.
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A Shoe? WTF? A proper, formerly-used shoe?Do they take Stunners cast-offs?
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AlrightMade fish fingers for lunch and I'm making biccies for ron. It's all bleedin' coming together.
Alt: This Is Spinal Tap
AltAlt: Horseradish and stilton. Like my men.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:16,
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Horseradish on a burger is a fucking great ideaWhy haven't I thought of this before?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:17,
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You're not the first person to say that to meIt works like a charm.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:18,
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Horseradish on my men is a fucking great ideaWhy haven't I thought of this before?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:19,
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You're not the first person to say that to meIt works like a charm.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:21,
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Unlike a stilton covered bellend, for which the ladies go absolutely nuts.(
Kroney, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:28,
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Remember, in the absence of stilton Try a nice Roquefort rub sous le boules.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:30,
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OKI thought it was going to be a shitstorm as my boss had cocked up but I managed to sort it all out
Alt: tucker and dale, black sheep, that sort of thing, Books I have reread Iain M Banks stuff a lot, songs, I go through phases at the moment I am back with NWA and Mos Def that sort of thing, prior to that it was a pearl jam/ grunge revival, and before that Led Zep
alt2: Blue cheese (preferably inside the burger), bacon, lettuce, mayo and some sort of hot sauce
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My boss is currently off sick as he took a stick to the eye playing with his kids.A couple of winters ago he had to go off sick with concussion after he sledged into a tree.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:44,
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It's been alright so far, like.Alt: Films - Inception, A Few Good Men; music - anything by Starcadian at the moment.
Altalt: Meat cooked rare, blue cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato, jalapeños and burger sauce. I want a burger now.
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.Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:34,
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If you liked inception you should watch Primer for a proper good film that doesn't make any fucking sense.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:45,
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Primer is brilliant.I like the casual balls of how the director makes no attempt to explain either the technology or the timeline.
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.Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:48,
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He's done another one called Upstream Colour as well.I didn't realise until afterwards that it was the same director, then thought 'yeah I suppose it would be him'.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:50,
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In a great tie inUpstream Colour is also the note in todays diary for Mr. Mcbeef
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Thanks, wasn't aware of this.Off to eMule to pirate it like a big
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.Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2015, 14:53,
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my day is quite dull and three people have managed to deliver bad news regarding other people.my most watched film is Close Encounters of the third kind. Most other films I have favourite scenes and watch those not the whole thing.
My favourite burger was the Peter Burger in Benelmadena when I was young. Double quarterpounder, cheese, fried egg, onion rings, chili sauce and mustard. Salad on the side with blue cheese dressing. tbf it was the quality of the beef and nothing to do with the additional items.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:06,
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Louise Woodward your meal for just 40p!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:19,
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The only place it's not worth going large is burger king because it just means more of their shit chips.HTH
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:23,
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Still on in nottingham, and one in the small Derbyshire town in which I live. They're both shit and overpriced.
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Muns, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:24,
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Is little chef still going?They had the potential to be great if they didn't charge £100 for a fry up.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:29,
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Could well be. It was probably over 20 years ago I last went to one.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:56,
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He did.There's a documentary on YouTube about it. He almost ended up lamping the big boss of Little Chef (who, to be fair, does come out of the documentary looking like a colossal twat).
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.Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:50,
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I'd like to eat at the Fat Duck one day. £220 is a bit steep though.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 15:55,
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strikethrough to make it sound liek you want to eat a fat cock ahahahahaa
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A couple of years ago that wouldnt have bothered yougood steady income and well used to keeping other people waiting 4 and a half hours for an appointment
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It's the nshs that pissed us off. No shows, those who didn't keep appointments and didn't bother cancelling them.It was running at 30% when I fucked it off.
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Apology? I pity anyone who'll be depending on the nhs for employment over the next few terms of Cameron and co.(, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:27, Reply)
It's hilarious. People forgot what cunts the Tories are. After 2010 there was the tempering Lib Dem influence. Now they can be the cunts they were born to be.
People are now realizing it's "those Tories".
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I lost any respect I had for the Lib Dems when they cozied up to those tossers.(, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:38, Reply)
They're going to do the same as they did with BRClamp the budgets, set stupid targets, meddle it into the ground.
Then claim it's 'not fit for purpose' and could be done better by their mates in the private sector.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:52,
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Silly targets were already being set when I left. You can't attempt to diagnose and treat when the cunts weren't turning up.(, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 17:03, Reply)
Budget-clamping, stupid targets and meddling were being reported in Private Eye on a regular basis even before the Tories lied their way back into power.
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.Yeti., Wed 19 Aug 2015, 17:05,
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You're not waiting for 4.5 hours though are you? You order and it takes 4.5 hours before you can go home having eaten.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:23,
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BANG!and the coke is gone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:11,
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I felt bad having a raging boner after killing him but whatcha' gonna' do? (, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:37, Reply)
Just sayin' if I knew chompy's mobile number there are funnier pranks to play than calling himAnd if I was going to register him on a fetish website it wouldn't be one as predictably chompish as a bdsm one.
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No idea m8, it was serious enough though for chompo to gaz the mods and ask them to ban me for the reasons he posted last night.Luckily for me I argue for a living and those allegations have not been and can not be substantiated. A sympathetic mod ear etc etc.
Hence the fackin' Lazarus act.
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It's almost as if he had a standard nuisance call like everyone gets from time to time and his paranoid brain connected dots that weren't there.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:53,
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Gonna buy Fugazi - The Argument on vinyl I reckon.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 16:55,
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He's just pissed off VOAT was shit and everyone here thinks he's a prick.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Aug 2015, 17:07,
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