Peas suck
Worst of all the vegetables. Except sprouts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:22, 5 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

hi hun u ok xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Just about!
For those who don't know - spent rather a lot of time in hospital over the past few months and am now a bit beaten up after some surgery.

But totally worth it because..... Baby Meatswipe is absolutely fucking lovely!!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:31, Reply)

Oh well big congratulations to you both!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:33, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Congratulations!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:35, Reply)

Congratulations.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:40, Reply)

Congratulations.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:41, Reply)

\o/ Congratulations, don't you know, what.

( .Yeti., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Have you had it now?!
Thatwas a secret and half to keep I'll give you that!!

So made up for you both :) xxx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)

What? A BABY?! nuts.
Congratulations!!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Remember, a wee tot of whisky in their milk helps them sleep
If you're breastfeeding, it helps you sleep too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:50, Reply)

Congratulations \o/
Now you have a genuine excuse to Skype people at 3 am, too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:53, Reply)

Congratulations.
Now cancel the kids Skype account, it keeps trolling Chompy.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Oh, and in terms of cravings;
did you just accidentally get everything right for a few months?
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:54, Reply)

n

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)

I got sensible cravings
A massive diamond, a trip to the Caribbean etc.

None of them got fulfilled :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Yeah, I gather I am supposed to have organised a skype party from my hospital bed
I can only assume it was the morphine talking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)

*laughs in background*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Morphine is fucking awesome.
I'm actually looking forward to my next hospitalisation.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:59, Reply)

Turns out I react like a little pussy to massive drugs
Blood pressure through floor, projectile vomit, the works.

They keep trying to give me liquid morphine now, but I can't see how to take it with a fork
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:01, Reply)

get one of those syringes you get with calpol.
Also good for low volume impromptu water fights.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:06, Reply)

^ not your first time ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Look, it's the best way to wash them out
and not squirting it at the wife seemed like a wasted opportunity.
( Muns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:09, Reply)

Worst "caught wanking" excuse ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:15, Reply)

Congratulations

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:56, Reply)

Did you know?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:17, Reply)

I had my suspicions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:19, Reply)

Seeming to be slowly growing further apart in bed, that kind of thing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:25, Reply)

I always wanted a black baby anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Thanks you horrible lot :)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Cogratulations you two.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:43, Reply)

oh wow
congrats n that
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Congrats to you both

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Poor MEATSNAKE
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2430375
( Peej, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Congratulations
just dont expect a pressie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, Reply)

alright swipe.
You are completely wrong about veg, like most food.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Hello tubbo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Bit less tubby now! See above!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Swiples xx
I haz justice!!

Fuck, I need to change my sig now.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Hold your horses, might be another hit and run
Edit: Oh, she ain't running anywhere for a while now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)

He can change it to baby for meatswipe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:37, Reply)

You now have two children to look after.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:39, Reply)

Two children and two birds
Guess which one makes the most mess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:42, Reply)

We all know it is Frog.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Hello lovely

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:37, Reply)

peas are a legume actually GOD you are so thick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)

www.mixcloud.com/TheSultan/the-sultan-festival-classics-set-bestival-2015/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 12:26, Reply)