Come on then, you Beautiful, Beardy Bastards

You've been pushing hairs out of your chinny chin chins for weeks - post the evidence on this thread and let yourselves be judged.

PICTURES MUST BE ON THE THREAD BY JANUARY 5TH!
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:56, 82 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll post back here later
When I've taken a photo of my current face fuzz.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:04, Reply)

can I enter?
?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:04, Reply)

Of course!
All bearded individuals can have a go!
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:06, Reply)

sweet
my beard is particularly long and pointy at the moment :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:07, Reply)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My photos are on my other computer and I forgot to put them online before I came house-sitting.

Arsemonkeys.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:10, Reply)

Bosch


not the greatest quality, as it was taken on my mate's phone...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:13, Reply)

I shall post a link to a piccy
I had to shave it the next day as it went ginger :(

www.mentalchicken.com/gallery/221120083152.jpg
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:34, Reply)

Full-on up-nose-ness there Ethelred!
I swear I can see your brains.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah
sorry about that, I know you're lying as there aren't any brains in there!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:42, Reply)

What time does judging end?
I might nip home later this evening and recover my beardy pics if I get the chance.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:51, Reply)

Hmm, Colonel put 5pm on the calendar...
but what time could you get yours up by (oh stop it)?
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:57, Reply)

Settles in for a leer
while still being at work
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:10, Reply)

Not sure...
Depends on what time I get my christmas shopping done by. I need to go pick up the Wii anyway so I'll try and get the pics and post them from my phone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:12, Reply)

aha!
I knew there was a reason I was looking forward to today.

*inspects beards*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:15, Reply)

Never mind the beard Vipros.
I'm loving those sideburns.



Whoooooaaaaaaah! Extreme close-up Ethelred.


I can't wait to see the rest of the entries.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:20, Reply)

the sidies are looking particularly fresh at the moment
they've been with me for 10 years now, man and boy...

*nostalges*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:29, Reply)

I've got to steal the work
camera so mine won't be in for a bit. Needs a bit of a groom too :s
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:36, Reply)

Hmm, soon to find out
what all you hairy b3ta boys look like!

*awaits more in hope than expectation*

;)
( t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:47, Reply)

I can grow facial hair.
I just don't like to brag about it : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:01, Reply)

The last two posts
made my brain hurt.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:01, Reply)

I grew this last night.



Not photoshopped, as I only have MSpaint.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:10, Reply)

^WINNAR!
I'm not even going to bother entering now!
( Captain V, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:11, Reply)

Good God!
Wookie wins!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:16, Reply)

Wookie
I heart you 100% 4eva!
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:17, Reply)

I've been proved wrong!
Down the pub the other day, I started a fight with a man who claimed that Wookiee could look more mental if he tried.
'Rubbish,' shouted I, and punched him in the face.

I feel really bad about this now, having seen the picture above.
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:23, Reply)

Oh dear drixy
I'll take a photo of my current hairy face when I get home but for now have this photo is from a couple of weekends ago.



Doesn't really show off my beard very well but nevermind.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:26, Reply)

Awwwww
Cap'n V has a tiny tongue like a kitten.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:34, Reply)

*can't really grow anything that can be called a beard*
*sads*

(I do have even bigger sideys than Vipros though)
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:41, Reply)

*runs in*
oooh beardy!

hahah Wookie that pic made me spit crunchy nut cornflakes everywhere!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:53, Reply)

I shaved the other day...
But I looked like this (complete with hangover):


( snee held his breath since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:47, Reply)

C'mon guys more beards please
I finish at 4:30 and will be (mostly)internetless until boxing day. Don't know if I can take the anticipation ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:06, Reply)

Well here are two recent (ie 5mins ago) photos
i44.tinypic.com/2hq3wg7.jpg

and with extra fluffs

i44.tinypic.com/99dh8i.jpg

Apologies for the lack of a top. I'd taken my top off in preparation for my nap and forgot to put it back on. Can't be arsed to take any more photos though.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Well so far.
I'm liking Captain V for his uniformity and general neatness of beard.

Wookie is a close second for his sheer originality and silliness.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:12, Reply)

My entry
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30972882@N05/3133392662/
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)

Why not?
Guess which one I am. :-p


( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:38, Reply)

i know i'm not really one of you lot, but i signed up, and i grew the thing:

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:51, Reply)

You're as much one of us
as anyone is.

Besides, I still wear the shirt I ordered from you on a regular basis.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:57, Reply)

Miss crenne
Don't be afeared, I'll be shaving it soon.

A nice trim I think!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:00, Reply)

Dok, why the long face?
Mictoboy....Woo! for the ginge. I like your style.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:01, Reply)

BGB
It's just the way I look in pictures when I'm on my own.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:05, Reply)

@ the loon
cheers!
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)

I'm such an enormous retard.
I popped home with a mental list of eight things to remember.

I managed five. My beard pics weren't among the things I remembered :(

I hereby withdraw.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:44, Reply)

Blurry beardy pic.
Two days growth that is.

www.b3tards.com/u/95c1be9a51b242f0ac56/s_manbeard.jpg
( wanderlust, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Here
Have a pic of me feeling whimsical about the whole affair. I'm slightly fuzzy in it.

Nothing like the six. weeks. grrrrowth I had before! :(

Edit: Lusty, that's making me all kinds of hot! ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)

Lusty for the Win!
Hahaha!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:14, Reply)

Behold - my 'sculpture'


4 taches, 1 soul-patch, 1 bonsai-goatee and two goatee-sideburns. Also comes with designer-stubble.

Should I also post a side-on view or a pic of me with a cat, or for that matter, one with my eyes open?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Lets see...
I'm a little unwell today so am looking a bit spazzed out in these but:




(bill, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 17:04, Reply)

So...
What happens next?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 18:18, Reply)

@Bill
Spazzed out?

You look half dead.

Edit - No3L - I think we should wait for Christmas to finish so we can think about this thoroughly and come to a definite winner.
( girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 18:20, Reply)

You're the judges! :)
Did Col Santiago enter?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 18:26, Reply)

Well,
I'm liking Vipros's very much (and have examined his beard IRL). But there is something very appealing, in a gingery way, about Mictoboy's. I like the wispy bits underneath: a solid, yet whimsical approach (erm, am I taking this too seriously?).

I am aware that when I stroke Bill's beard he purrs like a cat, but I'm supposed to be basing my decision on pictures.

Hmm, what shall we do? Shall we leave the competition on for a few days and let more people join in? I guess an awful lot of people are stuck with their internetless parents - haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
( thealternativefact, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 20:43, Reply)

Surely
Soembody else has noticed how evil Mictoboy has been *shudders*
( Captain V, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:05, Reply)

lusty wins
all the gin has clouded my judgement.

*cloudies*

what prize would you like to claim, miss wanderlust?

you can't have none of me gin
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 23:35, Reply)

Thank you very much
Miss tulip and miss ancrenne.

I worked very hard on growing my beard!
I didn't just tie my hair under my chin

I'm sure you'd all like to know that four traffic cones are also sitting in my hall waiting to be found by my dad in the morning.

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU SEXY FACED BUNCH OF SEXYNESS!!!

Edit: Make that five traffic cones. My little brother has just got home
( wanderlust, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 1:00, Reply)

:(
I must apologise.

I'm up in Fife (?!) just now and have limited access to the interwebz.

I sadly withdraw, even though I have an immense tash.

Behe.

EDIT:- If the competition stays open until say, oh, January 5th, I shall leave my own hairy wonders for you to lust over on the day Woolies died?
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 18:46, Reply)

^THIS^
I suggested the bugger and the the family suggested it was rude that I went near a compuert at Xmas!

I declare an extension until the the first day of new year so that final submissions can be made. (i'm not gonna win, looking at some of the above entries so it's not cheating...)

Honest
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Sat 27 Dec 2008, 3:49, Reply)

OK!
Competition now open until January 5th.
( thealternativefact, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)

deadline extension = updated pic:

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 20:31, Reply)

@Mictoboy.
That is fucking ace. All you need is a pipe and an Air force cap.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:00, Reply)

Meh!
Even though my 'sculpture' would have worked better given two extra weeks of growth, I'd rather return to the office with a goatee, so my pic is my final competition-entry pic.

PS. Seeing that nobody else has done so, here is a link to the calendar entry.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 18:44, Reply)

Well lookie!
I'm back home and bgb nudged my memory. Fortunate for me the challenge is still open!

Here's my entry.

I grew this over five or six weeks after I heard about the challenge. It's the longest I've grown it for years although I'm generally fuzzy. It eventually had to come off due to itchiness.





Anyone wanting a b3ta beard brigade badge can help themselves in my profile.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 19:36, Reply)

I think we should have a seperate compo winner for Bill.
For looking most like a serial killer.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:16, Reply)

It does not shave its face
or else it gets the hose again.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

Mr Bin's
beard should win but he won't let me take a picture.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Oh go on then!
I'm trying for the casual cave man look.


[IMG] i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/RadioGnome67/03-04-07_1022-1-1-1-1.jpg [/IMG]
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 19:45, Reply)

I'd join in
But I have had a beard for about 18 months, so I didn't really grow it just for this.

Pic on profile though!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:03, Reply)

It's so hard to chose!
I've narrowed it down to 7 favorites, but can narrow my selection no further.

This has all been far too exciting for me.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Freekin hell RadG.
You got the seventies thing going on maaaaaan.

Oooo! this is going to be hard to choose a winna.
( girlinthehole, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 20:56, Reply)

JESUS
Just in time.

Before:-

After:-

Sorry my lovely b3tans for the doe eyed look. I am at work. Better pictures will come, I promise!
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Mon 5 Jan 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Hooray for beards!
I am looking for a substitute for my newly displaced nicotine addiction. So far I have tried cheese, alcohol, chocolate, salt and vinegar crisps, coffee, and The High Plane Drifters - separately and together.

Beards, though... A healthy addiction to develop. It may provide a lasting high, one for which the reward far outweighs the costs to health and wealth.

Thank you fair b3tans for enabling me to indulge my new dependency, and helping me to nurture it into healthy existence.

I shall return to do some judging when I have regained my composure and recovered my dignity.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 20:27, Reply)

I am a beardy god


More recently:


( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)

:O!
Bill Bailey! BILL BAILEY!

*faps*
(DeactivateThisDisaster No., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:40, Reply)

...and finally...
Must be my turn seeing as I started the bloody thing...


I give you;

The Full Beard



(As promised)
The 'Geoff from Byker Grove/Angry Trucker' Beard

Complete with wife beater vest & trucker hat for authenticity


and least but not least (also my fave)
The Pr0n 'tache/Mungo Jerry combo



Much love,

The Colonel x
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:48, Reply)

@Colonel Santiago
I'm pretty certain on photobucket you need to set the album as public somehow.

Or just put them on Flickr.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 12:13, Reply)

I'm at work
so I can't get on half of the decent sites I'd prefer to use (including flickr).

I will however fiddle with my account settings on photobucket and see if I can get it to work.

Edit - sorted. Lovely b3tards...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)

too late for the compo?

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:38, Reply)

Heheh
Dave wins Cheesiest Grin :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 8:05, Reply)

Before and after...
I've unfortunately finally given in and trimmed mine, here's the before and after

Before (Not my sexy glasses unfortunately):



After:



What came off:


(bill, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, Reply)