What ho, chums!
I am having an unprecedentedly healthy week this week, for some reason. How have you surprised yourself recently?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:24, 137 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What have you been doing that's healthy?
I have surprised myself by not spending every penny I earn then waiting for payday to come like a hungry dog. I've been mostly in the black for a couple of years now. I must be getting old.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It's more what I've not been doing, to be honest

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Less wanking,
more cold showers?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I've no alcohol and almost no drugs (just an evening joint) for several days.
This, pathetically, is rarer than rocking-horse shit, as they say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

It is good for you though..
Good for the wallet, the grey matter and the internal organs. Gives you a bit of perspective on the 'good times' so to speak. It isn't until you abstain, that you can see just how much you consume.

Plus the fact that the next time you decide to party, there should be a glut of fresh braincells to zap. Pass the bugle!
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Sage words

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

I have an ear infection,
it hurts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I have had sex dreams for 2 nights running
which is surprising because I never have sex dreams.

Fool needs to get laid.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I Accidentally

Gave up drinking wine. For the last month or so I've been drinking beer so my actual amount of alcohol consumed has nosedived.

Bt I've just finished a job where the grateful client gave me two bottles of rather expensive Shiraz (he gave me part of a skeleton as well but I won't go into that...) so I'm going to break my wine embargo and get slightly shit-faced tonight...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Isn't wine actually better for you than beer?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Not as good as Buckfast.

( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

The breakfast of champions

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Technically.....

But it's down to amount. One and half bottles of wine vs 6 small bottles of beer. The wine has waaay more alcohol. It's the problem with drinking good wine. It's just so nice that you don't want to stop until you're shitfaced....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

agreed
Lowered a fairly decent bottle of Aussie Shiraz last night on top of a Spanish Tempranillo - delicious!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Alckie!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I'm

called Legless for a reason. And it's "functional alkie" to you.......

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

"functional alckie"
Yeah, that's what I tell people too when they sit in awe as I crack open another bottle of grape juice on a Monday evening.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

You'r
supposed to let it ferment first...

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Monday morning,
is when the problems start.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Oh
I just thought you literally had no legs.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

B3ta's own Douglas Bader

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

*makes goggles with hands and starts humming Dam Busters March*
Yeah, I know it's the wrong tune but it's fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Fabulous film
'It's Nigger sir, he's dead'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I ate a raw chilli.
I never like spicy food and am a bit of a wimp to the stronger curries, yet I ate a curry which had a side order of pilau rice with full green chillis mixed in.

It burnt me mouth a fair bit but it was quite enjoyable. Yey me. I like stories.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:37, Reply)

My brother and I
once hoodwinked our long-suffering mother into trying 'one of these delicious Indian green beans' when we went for a curry. The poor woman was actually crying and begging for relief. We didn't tell her that you need alcohol or milk to get the burn out of one's mouth, and that water is effectively useless, either.

Naughty boys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

^My second favourite family restaurant story
After the one about someone whose brother ate so many chips he started crying and had to go outside for some air.

Nice one.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

As a boy
My primary school had a 'progressive lunch' day, where teams of children were fed a different course at a different parents' home. At the main course house, I entered the realms of legend by eating no fewer than twenty sausages, and was unable to participate in the fun and games later in the day because I was doubled over in a darkened room, having gone a very real shade of puce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

You really do love sausage, don't you?
That seemed too easy. All I remember of primary school lunches is eating far too much once, and vomiting a lot in the dining hall.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

When I was three
I ate a pudding that was topped with some rather over-toasted almonds, which caused me to vomit copiously all over the refectory of Lincoln Theological College.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

On a school camp, we were given a packed lunch, containing a hard boiled egg.
We bet a kid something like 10p each, that he couldn't eat everyones, 40 or so. He managed most of them, disappeared to the doctors, and lost the bet cos there were a few left. Haha.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Did you go to school with Paul Newman, by any chance?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

^?^

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Never seen 'Cool Hand Luke'?
Stars the aforementioned Newman, and features a famous hard-boiled egg eating contest scene. Not so amusing if you have not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

*
Beaten to it with the "love sausage gag"

On another note, sausages truely are the height of meaty goodness. I prefer mustard as a condiment but ketchup, brown sauce and to a lesser extent salad cream, are all fine substitutes.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I tried a Quorn sausage recently.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Edit, salad cream is the jizz of Satan.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Quorn sausages are like alcohol-free beer:
why upset yourself? Just have something different - if you don't eat meat, you can't have any sausages. It really is that simple.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I used to quite like Quorn sausages
as they were a nice change. As a vegetarian it was nice to have something different. Then I started eating meaty sausages, first the cheap supermarket ones, then the more expensive higher-pork content ones, then butcher's sausages. Recently there were two packs of Quorn sausages reduced to 40p a pack so I snapped them up and cooked a pack that night. They were fucking terrible and I ended up splitting them open and leaving them on the bird table.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I hope the birds
called you a cunt, and shit on your car. Quorn is yuk.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

For meat eaters, yes.
But I maintain it's great for variety and protein for vegetarians. And birds.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Even when I had the disease of vegetarianism,
I never liked Quorn. Sosmix was nice though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:23, Reply)

That Realeat vegeburger mix
is the taste of 80s free festivals - I have extremely happy, albeit rather foggy, memories of that stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I still buy Sosmix occasionally.
Great stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I have lots of vegetarian friends
So I have become adept at making stews and curries with Quorn chunks. The worst faux-meat items I've seen are the execrable attempts to counterfeit bacon. Really, don't bother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

The ones which look like they have been drawn with wax crayons?

(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

^
This.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Those faux bacon things are like dog chews.
In looks anyway, never tried one. What's the point of being vegi, and craving bacon?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

That's a fucking stupid question.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Not really.
Surely part of turning vegi means wanting to explore new shit. Not have a chemically enhanced pig smelling bit of soya and God knows what.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Some vegetarians crave bacon because it tastes good.
Meat substitutes aren't supposed to be perfect replicas of the product they're substituting. People have the view that this stuff's shit, and it is compared to the meat versions, so don't eat it, easy. It's perfectly fine for vegetarians who have their reasons for their dietary choice but want some variety and excitement in what they eat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Eat aubergine and lentil loaf,
topped with Haloumi cheese. One of my crowning vegi dishes.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I thought
that that's precisely what they were supposed to be - the closest they could get to the original meat product. Is that really not so?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)

You've tasted them, right?
You're right, the closest they can get, but not a perfect substitute. I've just noticed I feel slightly defensive and a bit militant about this whole subject, probably because I spent most of my life being awkward and odd and an outsider just for being a vegetarian. Sometimes I wished I was black or gay. So I'm just gonna stop.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

I ate vegetarian food maybe four nights a week growing up.
We had extensive gardens and consequently enormous quantities of fresh fruit and vegetables - but what we ate weren't 'fake' versions of meat dishes, they celebrated the vegetables rather than trying to make them seem like meat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

The main reason I started eating meat
is because I was bored to death of vegetarian food. I welcomed the availability of substitutes because they increased the ingredients available. I think my point is that although they don't stand up to their meaty inspiration, as ingredients for vegetarians they're perfectly reasonable and good for increasing variety.
Edit: and omnivores that moan about them are banging an already very dented drum.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Fair enough.
I had meat to liven up my diet....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

So do I, now!
*high-fives*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I've really shot myself in the foot here.
Actually I really do love sausages (the food kind) - I plan to write a book on them one day. All meat-eating cultures seem to have them and, bar the simply repulsive andouillette, I love them all. I've had all sorts of weird ones, from Chinese wind-dried sausages to Argentinian black pudding.

Yum, and again I say, yum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Ooh, Argentian black pud.
How's that differ from the usual? And is black pud a sausage? DEBATE!

Yeah, it is, according to Wiki. Must be right then.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Yes it is. Debate over.
In the US they call it 'blood sausage', for starters.

Argentinian is softer and crumblier than the British version, and without the visible lumps of fat. It's rich and flavourful and without doubt one of the nicest things I have ever eaten. Seriously, it's fucking fantastic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)

Well according to the font of all knowledge, Wikipedia
A sausage is a food made from ground meat.
Black pudding is a type of sausage.

Ergo: Blood is ground meat.

Wikipedia triumphs again.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Black Pudding and Choritzo FTW

I'm actually salivating!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Will it be scratch 'n' sniff?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Hopefully.
I'm still working on the details.

I plan to launch the book in Israel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Followed by,
"Pork chops I have known and loved."
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

^New number 2
Mainly because I had to look up the colour puce.

A boy I went to school with used to have cold Bernard Matthew's turkey dinosaurs instead of sandwiches in his packed lunch.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Not a fellow destined for great things in life, I suspect...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

He broke his leg twice.
Once by falling over in the bath, and a second time by falling off a chair onto a ladder.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

My lunchtime story
As a kid we stopped in a little cafe in Calais on the way home from a camping holiday. I asked for ketchup with my frites and was bought a bottle that must have been on a windowsill for a few months. On removing the top there was a loud BOOF noise and most of the bottle's contents were explosively distributed over a six foot radius. We looked like disaster victims.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I ALWAYS check that the lid is on a bottle of ketchup before shaking it
for the reason that I once gave a bottle a rigorous shake and the lid hadn't been done up, leaving wonderful tiger stripes of red sauce all over the kitchen ceiling.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

By being a miserable whiney git.
It's not like me to wallow in self pity.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:40, Reply)

You could have fooled.... well, pretty much anyone who's ever read any of your posts
ever.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

I think you're being a little harsh there.
So much for you saying you're a nice guy.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I've never been nice to you. Plus I have ear ache, it's bloody painful.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Fight fight fight
You're so going down Psycho

No way BGB is toast

Kick him in the nut pouch

knee her in the box
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Oh yes I remember.
*pokes in ear*
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:25, Reply)

You don't whine much.
Growl yes...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I've been suprisingly good at staying in at weekends
Slowly developing a bit of savings, part of which will fund either a big move or a new house or something equally epic. I'm thinking getting the ball rolling around summertime so right now I just wish time wouldn't move so slooooooowly.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, i've been "good" at staying in weekends
*cries in corner*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Heh!
Seriously though it's a curse. You can be feeling great, feeling reasonably well off money wise and in a good mood. Next thing you know you've got that Friday feeling and end up hitting the pub at 6pm Friday and not getting home till 6am Sunday!

Ruins the next week at work and ruins the finances!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:13, Reply)

It is the best way to save money (not going out)
filling the time is difficult though. I have been teaching myself french with the "Michel Thomas Experience"

Zut Alors!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Funny you should mention French
I think I pretty much need to learn it for brownie points from the french parents of the other half. How's Michel Thomas working out for ya?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

'brownie points', eh?
I think we all know what he's referring to here, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Filth!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I really enjoyed the basic course
but the advanced didnt float my boat so much.

I had never learnt french and Michel Thomas is great because it gets you speaking it quickly.

I'm going to try another audio course that seems a bit more structured.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Might indulge myself

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

I found the Rosetta Stone Spanish course to be quite good
The software and teaching method is quite intuitive and if I wasn't such a useless uncommittee bastard I'd probably be fluent by now. Plus it's on torrent.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Not finding quitting smoking particularly difficult.
Except for every now and again when I have a little paddy and roll about on my bed with my arms and legs flailing.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Just have a ciggie then.
You'll feel much better.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

That was my reasoning a while ago,
I went about 5 days without one, then came up with the genius thought "I can't stop thinking about having a cig, but if I have one, I'll stop thinking about wanting one"
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Is that Bill Bailey?
My mother used to call me Paddy Ashdown whenever I had one as a child.

She used to lock me outside the side door and say the man who lived nextdoor would come and hit me if i kept screaming.
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

And the nightmares and bedwetting continue to this day...

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

nightmares cutting bedwetting weeping
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I was surprised to find find seeds in my poo this morning

honestly I cannot think what I ate, but I now wish I'd done my poo outside so it could have reached it's full potential.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Top tip: Make the most of your poo by keeping a sieve handy.

(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Thanks "Doctor" Gillian

ooh look sweet corn
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

It's the circle of life
Go and shit in your next door neighbours flower bed.

Or bed.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Then it would be a flower bed

ha ha h aha ha aha ahab ahhahab ahab ahah, pfft
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I suspect this week may prove decidedly unhealthy
As at the end of last week, I discovered GHEE.

I think I now smell faintly of madras.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Ghee sounds like something I would hate with a passion.
It's about singing kids yeah?

Nails. Down. A. Blackboard.


EDIT - I honestly thought you said "Glee"...i'll drink my coffee a bit quicker & wake up
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

It's the bollywood remake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

*high fives*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Boo-YAH!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

North-West side.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Funny you should say that...
as my own discovery of the delights of clarified butter comes at about the same time as my housemates have discovered Glee. Which seems to me to be a version of High School Fucking Musical that grown men and women seem to think it's acceptable to watch.

*makes more curry in disgust*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

What's suprised me is how everyone on here seems to think it's great.
I watched approximately 30 seconds of it the other day and it was, completely unsurprisingly, a massive mountain of faeces.

Some spastic was mincing around to Beyonce on a football field.

Brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

It's called 'light entertainment'
and is enjoyed by wummin, full blown chutney ferrets, closet woofters and the socially abandoned. I have only read about this abomination, and even the positive reviews make it sound horrible, in fact especially the positive reviews.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Being annoyed about how shit it is
is kind of like being surprised that 'Pets Win Prizes' is shit - but I seem to have managed it nevertheless. Once again it seems that, as much as the shit thing itself, it is the unwarranted adulation that actually annoys me.

The 'Bowie Effect', if you will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:20, Reply)

'The Bowie Effect'
I would love to see this being fully integrated into modern day parlance. Although it may make people more aware of the cunt. Which would be a Bad Thing.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Very Bad Indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Hmm
Yet another thing we disagree on. I thought it was genuinely funny.

And while the subject matter will no doubt be touted as similar to 'High School Musical', the execution is completely different.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I thought you'd be 'Keane' on it
You massive shirter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It's great isn't it?
The smell if it goes rancid is truly horrible, mind.

We should have a Ghee Pride march, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Damn you
I'm now thinking back to the jar of chilli and shrimp paste I've got in my cupboard called "Shito Hot" (no word of a lie) and I'm failing to work it into a "shirters" pun.

Gah, someone do it for me, I've got farting to do...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

With Rainbow Ghee banners,
and big ghee Village People ghee moustaches.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Woo I have curry for lunch

should i eat it before my run of after...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Before
You'll get your run done much faster if your bowels start bubbling and give you the power of COMPRESSED AIR PROPULSION!

I also have curry for lunch. I love leftovers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Not sure if that works on a treadmill
and I may gas my fellow gym goers!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Perfect!
You'll just look much healthier than the rest of them when they pass out and you're the only one still running!
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I have heard tell of these mythical 'leftovers'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

...are you offering me your 'sloppy seconds?'

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

No, sir, I am not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
Um...so, nice weather we're having...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

After.
You don't want a runny arse half way through.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

*puts up hand*
Oooh oooh me too! I’ve been having a healthy week so far and I’m quite proud of myself for exercising some restraint when it comes to bad food. Huzah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:32, Reply)

100th reply
woooo
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Really?
Aw man, I wish I had a do-overs that wasn’t a very good 100th.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:43, Reply)

No my reply was the hundreth,
yours was probably something rubbish like 93.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Ahh I see
So there's still time! Phew!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm being good
Didn't drink last night, I've got an organic bean stew for lunch (3 of my 5 a day), gym and no booze tonight. Tomorrow night is dinner with dad but I'm driving so just a pint or two.

By Friday I'll be the soberest I've been in months.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Bean stew sounds good
Recipe?
(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

In a nutshell
Take £2.50.
Go to Tesco.
Buy Tesco Organic Bean Stew Pot Totally Not Ripping Off The Innocent Veg Pot Range.
Take to work and microwave as you're too lazy to make sandwiches today.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Ah.

(TheColonel, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Bean stew with sausages is awsome
onion, celery, fried
tin of mixed beans
tin of chopped tomatoes (1 teaspoon of sugar)
tomato paste
herbs and little bit of chilli and seasoning
mix in seperately cooked and chopped sausages
eat
fart
giggle
farty bean and sausage stew, done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Haha.
Ramseyfied.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 11:37, Reply)

(Brian Blessed voice) CELERYYYYYY???????
I don't fucking think so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Man, Fuck Celery.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 12:19, Reply)