So tired
Nightmares, coughing fits, dreams about my calamitous ex and finally insomnia at 3am.
However, I'm still in a relatively good mood, I have coffee, and I'm off tomorrow.

What keeps you wading through the shit?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 7:47, 159 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Coffee. Just coffee.
and food. I break up my day into manageable chunks by having coffee and food breaks. Next one is 9am.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 7:57, Reply)

I think there are hungry people in my belly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 7:58, Reply)

I'm always hungry
ALWAYS. I don't know why. Maybe I have a tapeworm. Or a whole family.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:13, Reply)

My brother is doing a new diet
and I'm on it now. His girfriend's mother lost 20kg and he's lost 7kg in 7 weeks (without doing it properly at the weekends). Basically, you can eat as much as you want, but only proteins, for 5 days. After that, 1 day only proteins, 1 day proteins and vegetables. No fat, no carbs and at least 20min walk every day. For each small glass of wine you have to walk 20min.

I started yesterday, I'll tell you on Monday how it went.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:41, Reply)

cool, do let me know, I'm going to Tenerife on the 14th and I could do with a crash diet of sorts.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I will
I hope it works, because I know someone who's going to be very upset if it doesn't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Not much use for a vegetarian.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

It's carefully designed to highlight the wretchedness of the vegetarian lifestyle
Steeeeaaaak.... Steeeaaaaak....
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Vegetarians are useless anyway so it's alright.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

No, you're not right
You can eat as much fish and seafood as you want (in fact, that's what I'm eating these days). You can have dairy products (fat free ones) and you can eat eggs. That's for 5 days, after that you mix fish and vegetables.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Fish aren't vegetables though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

No, really?
But she eats fish, eggs and diary products, so it's ok for her as a semi-vegetarian.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

It's known as pescetarianism

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

It's known as kidding yourself.
Like Bisexuals
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You wish you could be bisexual instead of bikesexual.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Haha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I just wish I could be sexual
but mrs al told me off last time I tried.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hey, I'm an ovo-lacto-bacon vegetarian now
And I only occasionally fip to girls.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like how you've managed to find suitable Greek prefixes
for everything except "bacon."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I do the same thing,
but with chocolate and peppermint tea instead of coffee. ;)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:06, Reply)

Pipe dreams and anxiety tend to help.
Hope you feel better Scouse.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:06, Reply)

MASSIVE DRUGS
As well as Marmite on toast, nom nom nom
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:18, Reply)

Why did you ask that question?
Now I've just realised there is no point to anything at all.

:(
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:20, Reply)

the problem with nihilism
is you still have to try and function in a society where most people pretend to be happy and motivated.

edit - unless you are happy and motivated then well done.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:22, Reply)

Happy people are a pointless addition to existence
I can handle motivation provided it doesn't come with a happy face.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:26, Reply)

The hope that I might be employed soon
And large amounts of caffeine. Good old caffeine, can't beat it.

My train passed a sign that said I was about 20 miles from Liverpool yesterday, and I meant to text you. Then I didn't bother, because I was lazy or something.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Guilt and a sense of duty
and because there's nothing else to do :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:36, Reply)

It's almost friday and I'll see Mark tomorrow!
Yesterday I was so tired that I fall asleep on the train. The stop before mine I woke up and thought: "oh, still here; good. I can close my eyes again and when the train starts moving I'll get up" Next thing I know is the conductor is waking me up from outside the train, knocking on the window, just before the train closed the doors on it's way to Llandudno. Phew...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:38, Reply)

Some neanderthal driver has put me in a bad mood this morning.
But the knowledge that it's not that long till I can retire and bog off to some tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere and have some peace and quiet is keeping me going.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

We might have to go to Todmorden on Saturday
So that's something else to look forward too. Maybe we can meet for a coffee and you can tell us all about your exciting holidays in Kos.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Woo! why the visit to Todmorden?
At some poing on Saturday I will be going to Manchester Hospital to visit someone but I have the rest of the day free.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

We're buying the wedding gifts there
There is a shop where they do handmade natural soaps. We're buying them there and my mother is making little bags to put them in. They told us they prefer to deliver them, but I rather go and pick them myself, so we're waiting for them to say if it's ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Let me know as soon as you can when you'll be over and I can arrange when to go to the hospital.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)

OK
If they don't reply by lunch time I'll give them a ring.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Oh, and of course, this:
Here is where we're going to marry: www.google.co.uk/images?um=1&hl=en&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=finca+punta+del+lomo+platanera&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

And this will be the dress (number 8): www.pronovias.co.uk/wedding-dresses/new-collection-fashion/

But the dress looks better on me, I think, as I have more curves and she's completely flat.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:47, Reply)

That dress is the mutt's nuts.
My wife had a pronovias dress she saw in the shop in Barcelona while we were on holiday.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:50, Reply)

The mutt's nuts?
I hope that's something good.

Pronovias is a great shop, if a bit pricey.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

The mutt's nuts is like saying the dog's bollocks which means very good.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Of course it does
:-S
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Think of them as something to be proud of.
If you've got them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

And if you're a dog

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Let's not get too litteral

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Often licked but never beaten. LoL.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

That's a beatiful dress but not what I thought you would have chosen.
I think I may have found something to wear so I'm very excited too: )
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I know
I found something I liked similar to what I said I wanted. Then I tried this one, and it looks so good on me (or so I think) and it's quite original too.

At the begining I didn't want to buy it, as the other one I saw was only £250 and more or less what I had wanted always, but even my father insisted and said I would regret it if I had this other one on my head and didn't buy it. So there you are... All my principles are dead.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Haha!
I reckon looking stunning and knowing it is worth the money.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Yes, I'd imagine so
It's all my "I don't understand why anyone would spend so much money on a dress for 1 night" and then doing it myself. I feel dirty (but it's sooooo prety)

My father decided to pay for it, as I was going to go for the cheap one, and my mum was getting very stressed about it. :))
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Yay for dads and their wallets.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Yes!
Not so much for stressed mums with passion for organising.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

I'd rather have a stressed mum butting in and someone else paying
I'm struggling to see how we are ever going to be able to afford anything after the wedding. Or before and including it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Make everythign yourself

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

we're doing that as much as possible
unfortunately I can't make my own venue, clothes, band and tropical island paradise honeymoon location.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

You can make clothes
Although I am enjoying the idea of you sewing your beard onto something
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:21, Reply)

It is possible to make clothes.
I cannot make clothes.

I have zipped it into something before. That sucked. Particularly as I was walking down a busy high street when I did it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:22, Reply)

HAHAHAH
If I'd filmed that it would have been a surefire hit on YBF and I'd have been £250 richer
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

it wasn't quite as dramatic as you might imagine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:24, Reply)

It would be after I "accidentally" threw a rugby ball at your groin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

that is true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I know
We're trying as well to do as much as possible ourselves, but still, it's going to cost a lot more than we thought.

I'm very lucky, as my father works for people with quite a lot of money in Tenerife, but he doesn't like to charge them more than what it's necessary for him to live, so they always try to give him money when they see the opportunity. These clients are paying a good chunk of the wedding too, as well as letting us use their cars, houses, hotels for guests... I can't complain at all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

hopefully my mrs should be getting a payrise soon
which will help a lot.

The trouble we're having is that our car needs servicing, and a new cam belt, we've got a room to get plastered and paint etc. to buy, as well as trying to save as much as possible for the wedding.

We're lucky that we've got a really good photographer as a mate who will do that for free, and hopefully we should be able to get a good band on the cheap.

It's weddings costs on top of living costs that is proving difficult!

I'm quite annoyed with Mrs V's sister as well, don't care that she got engaged shortly after we did and is getting married sooner, but it's pissed me off that she is having her wedding on a fucking Thursday.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Her sister isn't called Helen is she?
Because she's getting married on a Thursday and I'm not happy about it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

nope, Annie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

On a Thursday?
Who gets married on a Thursday??

I know how you feel. My PC broke on Friday, and I don't think it can be solved. What do I do, do I buy another one or save the money and live without PC at home?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Gaz me the problem, I may be able to help.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

help look through all your photos and replace Mark's face with my own
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I'm not going to actually do any work on the computer
just go "it sounds like the ram" etc until I get bored.
It might help though!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

someone very annoying

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

You should look into getting married mid week
venues are about 20-30% cheaper.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

our venue is actually pretty reasonable
as we are having the whole thing at the same place and stuff.

that is the one of the reasons why Mrs V's sister is getting married on a Thursday. Also they are only having about 40 guests, so their chosen venue wouldn't actually let them do it at the weekend, because they could make more money from a bigger wedding.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

And nobody can go
Our venue is terribly cheap, and even more for what it is. I'm very excited about doing it there!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

it's having to use a day or two of leave that really annoys me
as I'm probably going to have to buy some more leave next year anyway for honeymoon and stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I know
I'm trying to save as many holidays as possible, and working a stupid number of hours to accumulate for the honeymoon. I'm tired.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I think it'll look gorgeous on you! you'll have to put up photos of your wedding so we can all oooo and ahhh over them.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I'm in love with it
I have no idea how to put pictures here, but there'll be tons in facebook.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

good - well I've got you on facebook.
BGB is right - it's worth the money and wearing something you love for that day!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

both of those are beautiful!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Honestly?
What gets me through is that one day this will all be over and I can have a nice long rest. Keeps me happy that does.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh Roota I'm well pissed off
remember that whingey girl in my pole class? At the weekend she asked me if she could have some extra private lessons because she was struggling, so I thought 'oh good she's realised she's lagging and is going to try harder and stuff'. But last night whenever she wasn't on the pole, she sat down reading the fucking paper. I said "oh, am I boring you?" and she said "no, I'm just reading" and turned back to the paper. How can she not see how rude that is?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Ha, that's proper rude
Or arrogant. Or a mix of the two. You should just pick on her to try everything until she realises she's being rubbish.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

unfortunately she already knows that
she'll try something once or twice and then say "I can't do that" and I'll say "well keep trying" and she'll go "no, it's not gonna happen" and sit down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

just totally neglect her then
don't give her extra classes and almost ignore her. If she's not going to make the effort then you shouldn't bother either.

Just take her money. :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

yeah that's what I've been doing so far!
She will start to hold the others back though because she refuses to do moves that are a bit difficult, painful or scary. We did a move last night where you climb up the pole, grip it with your legs and then lean right back so you're upside down, but she wouldn't take her hands off so she never even got horizontal, let alone vertical. She told one of the other girls that she would be happy to do it if there was a big strong bloke holding her up but because it's just me she doesn't feel safe. However, when she let go of the pole entirely a few weeks ago, I caught her and she didn't fall, so I don't know what her problem is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:26, Reply)

she's a twat
that's her problem. She's obviously continually annoying you, so you need to get rid of her.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

yeah I really need to tell her off
I'm such a pussy though, I hate confrontation. I'm hoping to get another couple of classes soon so maybe I can bump her back down to the beginners, especially if she refuses to do the moves that the now intermediate girls are doing. That'll probably get rid of her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:47, Reply)

yeah, do that
nice and passive-aggressive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

shut up, I'm no good at active aggressive!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Seriously?
Can't you throw her away from your class?

I've been thinking more and more about this pole class thing... when do you do it? Is it ok if I'm clumsy and fat? I just want to try and do some extra exercise.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Admit it.
You just want to surprise Mark on his wedding night.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

That'd be so much fun!
Maybe I can ask the people at the banana plantation if they can put a pole on my room... although I'll probably break my leg just before the honeymoon, so I might pass.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

*insert dancing on his pole joke*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Oh, you dirty
He's already told me he's going to drink like never and enjoy his party properly, and dance until the early hours, so we might have to do the pole dancing the next day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'm the most clumsy person ever, I trip over when I'm standing still!
If you would like to come that would be really cool, I've got another couple of girls wanting to start a class but I need 4 people first, so if you joined I could start it up :)

How do Wednesday nights sound, 8-9pm? As I'm going away shortly for a week it would probably be better starting on Wed 23rd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Sounds good
But I can't promise I'll be good. I'll try, though.

Where do you do it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Bar 38 off Deansgate, near the AMC Grand cinema thingy
manchester.bar38.co.uk/index.cfm?id=bar38.home
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

Oh, yes
I know where it is, and it's quite handy. Any possibility for me to park the bike in a safe room? Otherwise I'll leave it on the street for the hour, it should be ok.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I think there's bike parking in the outdoor bit, I don't reckon you'd be able to get it into the bar.
I'll gaz you nearer the time when I've got a definite class booked :)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I've been there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I bet you didn't like it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

what a bellend
cunt her in the fuck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

At the end she started criticising one of the other girls who's actually the best one
she kept saying "you put your foot down then" and "you didn't hook your leg around properly".

I'm such a pussy, I just never dare say anything, but I'm the teacher so I should be telling her off for being rude and arguing with me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

yeah you should
grow some balls and lay the smack down

WWTRD?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

oh my god you're right!
The Rock would not put up with this shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

damn straight

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

What the Fuck Vipros,
RJD has been dead only a few months and you've already forgotten him in favour of The Rock?

The correct question should always be WWRJDD(ihwsa)*


*(if he was still alive)
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

whenever anyone writes RJD I always think "ooh Robert Downey Junior"
and then I realise it's the wrong way around and I'm disappointed. Yes, that's right, disappointed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Fuck you Kitty
You should never be disappointed by a mention of RJD. I hope you get a smelly minge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

done.
wait...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

in this situation I feel the Rock's actions would be more appropriate
and I knew Kitty would be more susceptible to suggestions of violence if the Rock were involved.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Or the Rock AND Jasan Statham

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

that would be one hell of a sexy sandwich

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I like being angry at people
I'll yell at her for you
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:19, Reply)

You should hire yourself out
like a yell-o-gram.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Does she just not have any social skills? Does she have any friends in the group? maybe you could ask one of them to tutor her in the ways of the non dick.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

ha, her one friend that she brought with her now doesn't like her anymore
because she's so irritating. The problem is all our blokes are friends so they expect us to have corresponding girly nights whenever they want to play poker. I'd rather play poker, I'm not a bloody WAG.

I think I need to start telling her off when she does things that are rude, like reading the paper.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Poker beats wag nights. If you are uncomfortable with the confrontation try doing it in a really matey way. Say you're worried she isn't get the most out of it and it upsets you to see her bored sat reading the paper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

oh that's good, lying, I like that. I'm good at lying
I work in a solicitors office.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

*hiss* backs away slowly muttering "In nomine patri et fili spiritu sancte"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

om namah shivaya
om namah shivaya
om namah shivaya
om namah shivaya
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

It would be ruder for her to admit that you obviously were boring her.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

she really doesn't care about whether or not she's rude to me
that's why I deleted her from Facebook, she puts statuses like "pole class was horrible tonight, we had to do silly moves".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Can't stop long, but I'll say this
It's time for the "Look, Helen, this isn't working out. You've tried and it's not happening. No big deal. Other kinds of exercise and dance are out there. This IS really difficult and you don't seem happy. Also, my classes aren't just about turning up and doing pole when it's your turn. It's about participating and it's about your outlook. The way you feel, well I'm concerned it's having an effect on the rest of the class. I'd prefer it if you either joined in, or faced your feelings and stopped coming."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Needs more GBH

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

that's a good bit about participating, I never thought of saying that to her.
I'm going to a party on Saturday night and she'll be there, maybe I can try and have a quiet word with her away from the rest of the group. I worry that I'll make her feel bad if she thinks I'm kicking her out for being rubbish, but she doesn't give a shit about my feelings in all this so I'll try and be brave, thanks Aunty Roota!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

The fact I have better clothes than any other homeless sods.
Also there's a Mafia 2 stall set up in town where you can play the new game but more importantly get a free wet shave, which I'm having later. I like to think it's there epecially for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Very little
the grudging acknowledgement that without the wading there's no wages...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

minus the dreams about the ex
that was my night.

And what kept me wading through was diet coke
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I tried diet cherry coke recently
it was vile. In my search for a non sugary alternative to fizzy drinks I think I am going to settle on Tesco's own cheap cherryade or diet pepsi.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

it's delicious.
it tastes like cherry yoghurt if cherry yoghurt were fizzy and more liquidy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

There's a weird aftertaste that makes it taste very strange.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I've got an excellent few days planned and they start today!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Have you got your phone now?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:08, Reply)

HELLZ YEAH
it's good, I went on wikipedia in the pub last night to settle an argument LIKE THE CUNT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I'd pity your friends
IF YOU HAD ANY!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Oh I hate people who do that
well done, excellent cuntery.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Some cunt was all like "I bought a courgette this big"
I was all like, "that was a marrow you cunt"
*explicit scene*
Needless to say I had the last laugh.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

needs more sexual metaphor.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Awesomez
I have to say I've become addicted to the IMDB app. Although if you can write an angry email to Empire to ask them why their app is only for the iPhone and demand an android version that would be awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I had the IMDB app first but got Empire the other day
it is fantastic. I didn't realise it was iphone exclusive. You hate Apple as well don't you? yikes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I don't hate apple I just think they are over rated.
And it confuses me why they got Coldplay to play at the launch of their new music service called "Pink".

I do, however, hate Coldplay
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Isn't Coldplay's generic frontmans child called Apple? That has made me like the company a little less. And yeah coldplay are shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

yeah
the twat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

I'm gonna end up naming any children I have child a, child b as it's almost impossible to pick a name that isn't dull or pretentious. Although I found out last night my mates middle name is Alouicious. (No idea on spelling)
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Ah good point that was probably the tedious link

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Also I've just this second had my brace taken off, great days
I am no longer the oldest person in the country with metal in their mouth. I'm going to find the person who now is and take the piss out of them. Huzzah.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Willpower
coffee and B3TA
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

I didn't sleep well last night
but it did mean I got to hear the guy strolling down my street, drunk as a motherfucker, basically challenging the whole of Exeter to a fight, and bemoaning that no one would come out and fight him.

By the sound of it he was a Plymouth Argyle fan (shouting Green Army like a wanker) and was shouting at the top of his voice, very angrily, that if this were Torquay people would be out with knives, if it were Plymouth it'd be baseball bats, but that Exeter was bollocks because no one would come out and fight him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I was out in plymouth a few years ago and started walking up North Hill from the Roundabout, my mate was in his bristol city shirt as he is a bit of a tosser and we had to walk through a couple of coach loads of Plymouth fans who had just got back from an away game. Pretty sketchy 30 seconds really, lot's of drunk janners giving us abuse and shoulder barging.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

that's such a retarded thing to do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I was surprised we didn't get punched. Not as uncomfortable as sat on the train from Cardiff to Bristol after the FA Cup and I was the only gunner in one carriage full of Chelsea fans. I got a lot of shit. Most of it funny though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I suspect that the more mediocre the team
the more savagely retarded the fans.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:48, Reply)

True
That's why the Manc fans are always so angry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

I think that's why I'm the new poster boy for Mensa
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Mensa Scope
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Should have thrown a bottle of piss at him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

if I'd had one then I might have done
although he might then have attacked my house. He was very drunk and very angry.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

coughing fits?
gaying fits, more like
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Curiosity

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Bi-curiosity? be careful you know what it does to cats.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Fuck Off Curious Cats

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)