So it appears I have zero friends
I posted a York Bash on the calendar and no takers. I am going to be very VERY lonely.

Any takers from OT? Mistaspakkaman arranged the last York one but I haven't seen him on here in ages.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:19, 38 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If you relocate it to the Shoulder of Mutton, Bradford or the West Riding Refreshment Rooms, Dewsbury, I'm in.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Defeats the point of a York bash if I do that really
Isn't York more pleasant than Bradford though?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:23, Reply)

York is ace for pubs.
Shit clubs though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:28, Reply)

This is true
But Fibbers has just been taken over by Tokyo industries, as well as what was Toffs, so York will finally have decent clubs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I know the bloke who runs Tokyo Industries
He was knobbing my housemate. Up his own arse but does great nights at all the places in Newcastle (and Factory in Manchester).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:30, Reply)

You should offer a bigger incentive to come to York
Like Massive Drugs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:28, Reply)

It's certainly more expensive, and a higher percentage of the population hails from Surrey and High Wycombe.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:28, Reply)

Ulan Bator
Is probably more pleasant than central Chavford.

Shoulder of Mutton - is that the one behind Barclays? Always looks a bit scary to me.

West Riding Refreshment Rooms is quite a pleasant boozer though. And I'm told that the old station at Mytholmroyd has now been made into a boozer as well.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

that is not a word
unless you make it a double L, then it's welsh
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

What isn't a word?
All of my word are words, although they might just be my words exclusively.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Mytholmroyd

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Mytholmroyd.
No, it's not a word, it's a place.

A real place in West Yorkshire.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:17, Reply)

That's the one.
It's a bit spit and sawdust, but the beer is well kept and it's less than £2/pint. The City Vaults round the corner isn't bad either.

Also, "pleasant" is very subjective. For instance, London is often hailed as heaven on earth but to me it's just a miserable grey shithole full of third-world poverty and arrogant pricks who don't know the meaning of courtesy.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Fair enough
I live in the bit of Bradford that we call North West Leeds, because Bradford is embarrassing.

Loads of good boozers in Idle and Thackley. Saltaire - the new Chapel Allerton. Superb night out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Less than £2 a pint
Is this pub in 1986?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 13:37, Reply)

i meet b3tans all the time i love a bit of it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:33, Reply)

oh man i totally love bashes

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:39, Reply)

its certainly been a while

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:42, Reply)

York's not the most popular of places

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Especially when it rains.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I've never been to york, and I can't seem me ever going, sorry.
*turns this into a generic evening thread*

I've made pizza tonight using garlic chiabata as a base, did my own sauce and all that. I'm such a chefologist, it's a crime that I'm still single when I can cook like an adonis.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:08, Reply)

fuck all that go check your fb inbox and prepare to lol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Done !
I was just writting to you when the new message came through, I clicked the button and whiped out what I wrote !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:32, Reply)

i totally cooked a spag bog! with wine!
I rule!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:10, Reply)

Oh WIN !
How did you do it? I love red or white wine in food, but dont' like to drink it so buy those mini bottles or knick my flatmates.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i just poured some wine in some food while it cooked
the wine was well past drinking-stage (was opened months ago). Tasted nice in the bolognaise, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Lovely !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Can you beat my pancetta-wrapped chicken breast with leeks and thyme?
Well, can you? Fresh thyme is fucking fiddly, I tell you that for nothing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 0:02, Reply)

york is nice
but hundreds of miles away
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Spakkaman
Landed a decent redundancy payout and has gone to live the dream in America, so I believe.

York isn't too far from me but I work weekends, otherwise I might have made an appearance.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:52, Reply)

If you relocate it to Marbella I probably still won't come

( broadsword, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Don't worry, no one even cares that I'm dead

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:23, Reply)

You're dead?
You look well for it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Thanks
It's amazing what you can do with a little foundation
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Bit far
and I no longer drink so I don't see the point. I'm vaguely tempted by the wigan bash.
( CowJam, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I like you a lot PlumDozer, I really do.
But.....the north...? Come on now, be sensible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 8:39, Reply)

I dig you too Monty, but I do in fact live in York, even though I am Scottish.
I do love London though, but I am experiencing such cash flow issues right now that I have had to let my pastry chef go. If it gets that bad that I have to fire my sommelier then I will, quite frankly, be contemplating suicide. Either that or joining the proles in the workhouse, whichever is least bad.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:13, Reply)

Don't think I can make it.
Enjoyed last year's piss up though.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)