That British Adult Film Star
Andrea Spinks.....aka Nadia.....she is gods gift to...well me...hopefully!
(multipac, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 19:33, Reply)

My best T Shirt says the following
Whip Me Whip Me,
Cover Me in Peanut Butter.
(Captain Cretin, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 19:19, Reply)

Car Crashes.
Not little headlight smashing types mind; there has to be at least one crushed limb involved.

I also like pigtails.
(v o r t i g e r n, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 19:12, Reply)

Velma From Scooby Doo
She would definitly get it.
All my mates were into Daphne and Wilma Flinstone, but Betty Rubble and Velma were the ones for me. Geek chicks go like trains anyway. Oh and i've had twins, there isn't a day that goes by that i don't think about that.
( RedStar returneth, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 19:01, Reply)

Knees
I don't know why but I can get really turned on by my girlfiends knees. She'd kill me if she knew I wrote this!!
( Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 18:36, Reply)

never had the following all at once
* irish accents
* big strong men
* being tied up
* having my neck/top of my back scratched/tickled/kissed/nibbled/licked

all of them work independently in a variety of ways though.
(grrrl, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 18:01, Reply)

Naked midgets.

( Malchick, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:57, Reply)

Skin and armpit perversion
1. Japanese chicks
2. Irish accents
3. Pale blonde hair
Unfortunatly these three things are not ever likely to combine on one woman so I'm screwed.
Oh, and I also get turned on looking at pretty girl's armpits. That's messed up.

Also my friends ex had a thing for peeling skin. Once when we were all on holiday together I got really bad sunburn that peeled like a motherfucker and she systematically peeled all the skin off over the course of the evening while making a weird sort of moaning noise. Took me a while to work out why my mate was jealous though...
(weirzbowski, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:57, Reply)

pregnant
women, especially well into pregnancy - slim woman with a full, hard belly, big milk filled tits and enlarged nippples. Even better when she gets on top and starts milking them for you and....

fuggit, no more - off for a w@nk

just in case you've never tried - it tastes sweet, really sweet...
(Aleister Crowleys Badger Nothing to see here, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:47, Reply)

London Underground
Sitting on a Victoria Line train, between Seven Sisters station and Finsbury Park...the motion of the train rocking back and forth at high speed produces a rather pleasant sensation...its the ultimate handless ladyfwap! Try it whilst wearing a pearl thong!!!
(Ghost Batty Rider, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:39, Reply)

further to the 'nudity (or a pulse)'...
just in reply to AcerbiaD: yes, i totally agree with the conversational-foreplay thing. good phrase!

okaaay...

guys with big hands and muscular, hairy forearms... that sounds really weird and 70's porn in a bad way when i write i down, but it's not that strange, surely?

guys with blue or green eyes and dark hair

really tall guys, which is silly as i am verging upon the midgety

clive owen (yeah everyone fancies him now, but i have since CROUPIER so NER)

oh yeah, and ben stiller - as zoolander. that is freaky, i admit it. eugoogly
(monkeymagiciscool1997, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:35, Reply)

Guns, lots of guns
Any girl who is capable of discussing military hardware. I spent an evening engrossed in conversation with a girl who had just finished her military service in Israel and could pull an M-16 apart blindfolded, and christ I wish I'd thought to get her phonenumber.

I also find myself incredibly turned on when a girl has picked up on some throwaway comment and drops it back into the conversation at the right point with an intelligent twist. Difficult to explain, sort of conversational-foreplay.
(AcerbiaD, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:33, Reply)

...
Serena Williams in the semi finals...with the help of a vertically challenged camera man
(Pope Benedict XVI, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:26, Reply)

Hypnosis.
Sorry.
(A small damp ball of cotton, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:10, Reply)

you asked.. you weird people...
fagburns and razorblades ;)
(8cidburn, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 17:06, Reply)

The Butterfly Stroke
A guy with big shoulders doing the Butterfly Stroke is so sexy.....
(Texas Belle, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:55, Reply)

Not very interesting, but
The mental images from these should traumatise certain B3ta-going friends. Mwahaha.

Anyway, I'm currently trying to convince my girlfriend to tie me down and handcuff me next time she's given the chance. Preferably while wearing a maid's uniform.

Er, her wearing it, not me.

I also like the idea of using whipped cream, which is rather odd since the smell and taste of it make me sick. If anyone invents something that has the same properties as whipped cream but smells and tastes like something else, then I'm onto a winner.
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:54, Reply)

la la la
Your moma riding the local tramp, beeewdiful
(I eat your babies, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:48, Reply)

The obvious
...performing the money shot in a grot shoot with Thatcher, Thora Hird and Mother Theresa recieving a 'facial'.

Err, sorry.
(Fonkadelix is fucking bored, pass the crack pipe Mavis., Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:44, Reply)

Not very original
but getting spanked and being tied up makes me rather giddy.

Oooh that and anyone touching my neck as gently as possible. Rawer.
(ladyremo, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:34, Reply)

Women on bikes.
Mmmmmmmmmm.
(nugchuts, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:21, Reply)

QOTW
Strange isn't it that the subject of sex has prompted 11 pages of replies within 24 hours.....

Sex sells. Great innit !!
( Tiggy the diver, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:20, Reply)

I know which buttons to press
I get high on knowing I can raise an erection from a man by looking and saying the right things at the right time, whilst wearing a short black leather miniskirt, see through top, stockings and knee high black leather high-heeled boots. If you want the whip as well, I don't mind doing that either.

That is, of course, if I know that's what the partner wants. I'm adaptable. The rest just all comes naturally (excuse the pun).

Going further and following it all through may be a tad difficult, as I'd have to keep it a secret, but......who knows ?
( Tiggy the diver, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:17, Reply)

and
licking dogs shitters.........

tasty
(bovrilboy, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:11, Reply)

odd quirks
Cute women in glasses does it for me.

I had a weird realisation a few years back that every single woman I've ever gone out with has worn glasses, turns out even the ones that didn't were supposed to, they were just being vain..
(CrouchingHamster,HiddenElvis, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 16:07, Reply)

A lovely hot...
Cup of tea.* Mmmmm.

*With a biscuit!
(Russtavo, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 15:56, Reply)

I like Big Butts!
Chubby women. Preferably size 14-16. Brunettes or redheads...
(LunarJim, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 15:54, Reply)

Girls..
Girls wearing my t-shirts and nothing else
Girls with really expressive faces
Girls who like the same music as me (maybe more of a like than a turn on)
Pint drinking fag smoking beauties
Beauties in general
Hispanic beauties especially
Massive eyes
Full lips
Arses
Oh, and the neck/ear nibbling thing too
and blowjobs
that's it

Firstpostwoo!
(chocolatepossum, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 15:43, Reply)

Flat Chests or Tiny Norks
And skinny blonde girls with tiny norks
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 15:40, Reply)

hmm let me see
flash of leg and back, oh and a nice neck
a really nice tan
rachel bilson in any shape or form
(spike4848, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 15:40, Reply)