Just a simple molest is enough for me.
No, that isn't the filter...
( Malchick, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:18, Reply)

I love long haired ginger blokes who run popular websites with their own newsletters.
Prr.
( Malchick, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:04, Reply)

let's hear it for debauchery
A good tight sweater. Especially with glasses. Black or something in the red spectrum is best.

Also, an apron (and nothing else) or overalls (and nothing else) equals BONERS.
(Spooky Donkey, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 18:00, Reply)

You're all freaks
all of you.
( just a man sitting on a chair eating a biscuit, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 17:47, Reply)

Lucky me
Right, let's have a think:

My lady's smile
A running commentary from us both
Finding my gf naked in unexpected places
Knowing that she's ready and waiting for me when I come home.
Outdoors - the gf especially likes this.
Breasts that are not too large nor too small: a nice handful
A nicely rounded arse
A good massage.
Long straight red hair. Not pubes, obviously...
Using the tradesman's entrance - but I've pretty much given this up as I tend to hurt the gf.
Shaven haven
Looking at her shave herself / giving her a hand
Washing each other
The gf telling me fantasies as we make love
Reading erotica together
Feeding her something I've made.
My gf telling me which girls she fancies (she's bi)
The thought of putting this into practice (we haven't _yet_ but hope to eventually)
(Lightly) slapping her on the arse when she's on top of me
Giving / receiving fingernails down the back
Tying her up and blindfolding her.
Her taking the lead
Waking up with her
Giving oral / using a vibe on her
Watching her pleasure herself
Undressing her
Looking at us in a mirror while we're at it.

Oh dear, I look like a right old perv now. Still, a lucky perv!

Lingerie doesn't do anything for me, really. I'm more of a contents over style kinda chap.

Come to think of it, my gf being in the same country as me (she's working abroad at the moment) tends to help, as I think most will agree. :-(
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 17:41, Reply)

Belly buttons
and slippery baths.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 17:33, Reply)

Geek girls
so I can have a decent debate about something interesting.
And long hair.

(My lully new-almost gilfriend)

//Edit This question is really drawing out the lurkers isn't it...
( Whippersnapper, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 17:20, Reply)

Ok here goes:
Long (black) curly hair
Good lips (One day she'll be mine!)
Moonlight on skin
A sheen of sweat
Combats & vests (think Linda Hamilton in T2)
Intelligence & humour
Oriental women
Being scratched
Intimacy (as in when you know someone mind, soul and body - everything is better then!)
A girl looking back over their shoulder at you ;P
Almost any clothing with laces
Mutual indulgence
Having the back of your neck kissed

And despite what you may have heard, absolutely not page 247 of the 2nd edition Monstrous Manual...
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 17:09, Reply)

5 foot tall, Greek-Australia, surgeon women
yeah, i know, its a rather specialised grouping, and being a chubby guy, about 6 ft 4 in tall with glasses and lots of facial hair, there's not much ... well, would you look at that!

/ reads te_nosce_ipsum post further down

coincidence, no?


coincidence? no.
( MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Sat 19 Feb 2005, 16:53, Reply)

Maybe I should move to Britain
Pretty girls with bad teeth.
( scartoonist, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 15:03, Reply)

Girls in wheelchairs
Some of the girls in wheelchairs are damn hot. hmmm hot rubber
(Bridgwatered, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 15:01, Reply)

corr they're goooorrrrgeous!
cowboys. and david bowie. grr.
(karma queen, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 14:26, Reply)

1st team orc down there mentions ladies in riding gear
but he hasn't had to fend for himself when being attacked by jenny with a riding crop. (and not in a kinky way)
For the same reason, i don't find ladies brandishing firepokers or kitchen knives particularly attractive. It's an odd relationship jenny and i have, and it's a good thing I have arrow catching reflexes and skin made of leather.
Despite all the physical abuse i suffer, she's still my number one shiny big love of my life, as amny of you who frequent the board in the early AM will have ehard repeatedly and drunkenly.

Oh, also ladies singing along with piano solos hits a lovely spot. (katie melua and 'my immortal' by evenesence being favourites)
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sat 19 Feb 2005, 13:48, Reply)

Triangle
That soft triangle of flesh at the base of a woman's back, just above the arse, formed by the very top of her buttocks. Mmmmm.

My wife's Russian. Can't say the accent turns me on - I must have become immune!
( numberbruncher - correct by nature, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 12:31, Reply)

Without a doubt...
Women.
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 12:17, Reply)

I concur,
Tom Schnurr is teh seksi.
([sic] You're ad here?, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 12:08, Reply)

Rock Chicks
Brodie from Distillers, Courtney Love, Shirley Manson

Oh, and
Lauren Laverne.
( Hankster, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 11:43, Reply)

The switch located on the back of my neck

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 11:12, Reply)

Sshhhh...
Whispering.

I don't know why, but when women whisper it makes me go all wobbly. I suppose it has to do with the necessity of closeness & the natural, warm intimacy it entails.

But you try explaining that to a spunk covered librarian...
( moonjam, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 11:10, Reply)

hmmm
what about this?
(The Disillusioned Starburst, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 10:03, Reply)

Tits.
Between B and C cup.
And medium to large nipples.

Define them?

How the hell can I do that??

And absolutely no implants of any type, size and shape!
( Solidhart needs to sleep badly, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 10:00, Reply)

Daylight
the little chink of light when a lovely lady is walking in front of you and you admire the bum and glance to where the bum meet legs and in the middle is the fabled daylight. And it shines during the walk.
It's dead ace!

And ladies with strong legs and arms.

And put them in riding gear..
happy orc!
(1st team orc, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 9:56, Reply)

Tom Schnurr
gizzes my gizzard

;)
( Reckless_Rik, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 8:44, Reply)

Mmmmmmm........
I love love love skinny, pale, slightly hairy fellows in white briefs.....extra bonus if the hip bones are protruding......I Love hip bones, they make me wanna nibble on them and work my way down.....
(La Chockita, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 8:33, Reply)

chubby men, about 6 ft 4 in tall . . .
with glasses. And lots of facial hair (shaved, but the stubble is there) . . . . mmmmmmmmm. Especially wobbly bits around the hips/bum . . . . oh, and I'm about 5ft tall :P
( Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Sat 19 Feb 2005, 8:04, Reply)

Turn ons IV
women wearing stella.

Not that perfume but the beer, draught or bottle
( Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 8:00, Reply)

having any social contact
with people who tolerate my presence


I await this day eagerly
(_, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 7:13, Reply)

oh the shame...
manners. Always manners, and a boy you can tell has a nice family and was brought up well.
( gracielou, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 5:03, Reply)