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In the fucking bin
Marmalade is like Jam with downs syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
unless it's onion marmalade,
which is a power of awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
Works well with brie.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
and remember toes make a great dip idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
Especially with super strong mature chedder
on crusty bread
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
Everyone is suggesting cheese.
I like this outcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

this out
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
I've gone off cheese lately.
I don't know why and it's quite upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Are you accidently vegan?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
No. I used to be though, but I like eating fishies and moo cows too much.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
PREGGERS

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
Not a chance. I don't have sex, me.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 12 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
I have an onion and chilli marmalade that, when added to cheddar on toast, makes me weep with joy

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
I swear when I first read that it said "willy weep with joy"
Did you amendit?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
HA HA
No, you can keep your perverted heterosexual fantasies to yourself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Consentual heterosexual sex in the missionary possition?
Eww, pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
fuck that
with chicken liver pate. or a lovely bit of foie gras. You can shove your mature cheddar.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
*French accent* Have you ever seen someone make fois gras? That is how I make love to my women. */french accent*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
you lock them in a shed and force-feed them grain until their liver explodes?
sweeeet.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:04, archived)
Eet iz a behutiful mehtafor, ez it noht?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
Actually, agreed.
Also agreeing with MGT- it's damn good in cheese on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
In theory marmalade should be aweseom
It's jam, made with oranges, both of which I love, but it's fucking rank.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
Why can't it be nice? They manage to make orange JUICE nice.
It's like grapefruit, which is the most piss poor fruit ever. Tastes of earwax and blech.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
haha
I never thought of earwax but I get what you mean there. I'm never going to be able to eat a grapefruit again.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Good, I'm glad I've saved you from it's evil clutches.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
I hate grapefruit
but I love orange and grapefruit juice.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
Mixed together? I might have to try that.
I like pomegranate, apple and raspberry. Or at least I think that's what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
I prefer it to most jams,
because most jams are sweet. Strawberry jam in particular can fuck right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
Strawberry jam
can indeed fuck right off. Right off into my tummy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
Racist to downs :(

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
They aren't a race
You have to be human to be a race.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
what about a horse race?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
When have you ever seen a mong
win the Grand National ?

*rests case*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
1997

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
He only won because he was driving a bumper car.
And he wouldn't stop crying because he thought the horses were chasing him.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
it's the same rules for everybody.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:07, archived)