Oh Bill!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8083479.stm

Five Point Palm Exploding Heart technique suspected? Probably not by the sound of things.
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

aww
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

DEAD spangers, DEAD.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

No she's not. She's right there, look.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

*waves*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

ALWAYZ IN ARE HARTS

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

BABBY SPANG
wit da angles
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

*sniffs*
I almost wish I didn't beat her up so much on her birthday.
*sniff*
Almost.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

I deserved it.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6198593
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

ZOMBIES!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

*makes them*
Spanglebum, send me a hi-res picture and I'll turn you into one if you like. Well, you can go on the list...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

ooh, I don't think I have a good recent one
let me have a look....
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

It doesn't have to be good, I'm shopping it

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

shit, i forgot about this. i need to pick a picture

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

That you do.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

That's just morbid!
Someone's tied a string to the limbs of spangolin's corpse and is puppeteering her around like a Thunderbirds character.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

WTF?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Did you know David Carradine? What are you memories of him? Send us your comments using the form below:
Or Did you know anything about David's bizarre sexual activities? Send us your comments...
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

I TIED THAT ROPE AROUND HIS BALLS

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

Oh Spangers, how could you?

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:33, archived)

I'd hate to die in a wanking accident.
Especially if it was an odd one and people had to try to look sad while also trying to figure out what the hell I was trying to achieve in the first place.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

Guaranteed to get you in the news though

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)

Well we'd all know what you were trying to achieve, we'd just be
trying to figure out why you'd go about it in such a manner.
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

They've changed it to
"around his neck and body" now.
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

what was it before ?

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

NECK AND GENITALS

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)

GENITALS INDEED

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

ooh nasty
They had already changed it by the time I read it.
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

hehe
*turns crimescene photos upside down, tilts head*
nerp, still don't get it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Rope around his head and his balls?
What a way to go.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:26, archived)

Maybe he was piss poor at putting on a tie.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)

Why do they have to give us that much information?
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

I don't think it's entirely necessary. And it's just confused me.

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

haha, testicles.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

New filenames lure you into a false sense of security.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

They really don't, you predictable licker of OAP gooch.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:32, archived)

Bill Killed
...in bizarre wanking accident.

I bet that wasn't part of his Kung Fu training.
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

MORE OLDS!
This can only be a good thing for /talk.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

Also
Video of Mayor Boris falling into a river

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8082995.stm

Boris FAIL
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

I actually laughed out loud at that earlier.
Brilliant.
( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

to be fair, he was already in the river, on purpose.
but the man is a walking disaster area. Did you see the one where he was on his bike, and a lorry behind him dragged a parked car along the road?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

I saw a clip of him playing football yesterday and headbutting some poor sod in the knackers
it did make me giggle.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

here's the one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJKufJSazjg
more scary than funny this time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)

Cannae see at work, pet

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)

And... the Boris Johnson rugby tackle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

god he totally forgot what sport he was playing,
dreadful.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

I remember watching that
He received the biggest cheer of the match
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

haha

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

I'm hearing the Harold-being-an-oaf tuba music from Neighbours when watching that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Marvellous
That is surely the way to go.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:27, archived)

at least he had a good innings, unlike poor Sir Sand Goblin who is far to young to be suffering the way he is, this has left me questioning my faith in god

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:29, archived)

What's wrong with SSG?

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

A shorter list would be what is right with ssg?
He has cancer of the everything
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)

Really? Bloody hell.

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)

6 months they reckon
We've started a collection
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)

Have you actually started one? 6 months? Fuck me.

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)

Yup
You can paypal mongy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)

Ta.

( Jobe, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

i read that as papal mongy, which i think would be a great idea, this current pope is a bit too left wing for my liking

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

it's so cruel and unfair, we have so many wankers on this forum, not naming any names, who i wish would get cancer and young SSG gets it
damn you god
( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

pancreatic cancer

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

Ohhh grassflopper :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

That's what you get for failing to become a human nunchaku

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:31, archived)

FFS
I bet his family are chuffed they gave out that much information
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:30, archived)

lol stretch
poor chap
( spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)

He was also in one episode of Airwolf

( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)

he was no vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

There goes another master of Kung Fu. That just leaves Mister Myagi.
Wank on, wank off.
( FoldsFive, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)

*Gentle applause*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Mister Myagi died a few years back.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

and steven seagal

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

I'm just a chef
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

one of my favourites that
seagal AND tommy lee
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)

f r
sorry
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

nah he's been dead for years, aint he

( mongychops, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)