helloi just realised i've never had a proper flounce. I'd like to host a north england b4ah and make friends with some of you so i can then slag you all off on the internet like the other flouncers.
i will only organise it if JMg comes
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:11,
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SICKRIK, SHOW US YER TITS!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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SickRik writes "JMG" on girl's tits.I approve this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:27,
archived)
I want the SickRik Webcam Show back.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:29,
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You've just inspired me to go to bed.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:13,
archived)
On that note,goodnight.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:16,
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Is this all because I AM now attending a b4sh?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:17,
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If he does go, there are some conditions that must be met to avoid becoming a member of Club Shit:1) He must wear a cape.
2) He must wear a crown.
3) He must carry a sceptre, to smack people with when they refuse to bow down to the Leader of The Internet.
It can only happen that way.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:33,
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Can we discuss JMG fashion?What do you see in the future for the fashion of JMG?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:03,
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Shell suits.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:05,
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The secret golden ones that Jimmy Saville still has in shrink-wrap in his closet?He threathened to unleash them when the world was ready.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:06,
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I'm sort of hoping that they will be buried with him.I don't think the world is ready for gold shell suits again.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:10,
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just one more lead lined coffin to order up then.(
TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:13,
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As long as the hat worn at a jaunty angle stays, I'm all for whatever change may bring.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:05,
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shearer style shirts (stiff/boring)and those trainers with wheels in them
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)
Shearer has had all of his shirts starched with one arm raised for his assault on the championship next season(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:09,
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oh..... I nearly forgotdrainpipe trousers and pork pie hats.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:08,
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I dunno lolI have slightly burny arms that should be brown in a few days. I also watched The Children and The Mist tonight. Fun times.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:10,
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I got wind burnit fucking hurts.
That will teach me to go out on a jetski without protective clothing.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:12,
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aloe verathats a soothing product.. i'm not suggesting you're called vera
(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)
Yeah, I know.I have some on already.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:13,
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*looks out window*It's raining. Dark wet and miserable, like my soul.
*emo blog*
Do you like the dark?
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:53,
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you can stop posting shit threads now, he's fucked off(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:54,
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Needs more Quo
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:58,
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:59,
archived)
Goin 2 bed. toof hrts.hayt u all
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:54,
archived)
just hang on for about half an hourgo to bed at tooth hurty
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:55,
archived)
team effort.I want to know how Mike's tooth is.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:43,
archived)
I hear a mix of Coke and sand is a good anaesthetic(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:44,
archived)
Now you mention it....my Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles had some very crunchy bits in.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:45,
archived)
you SO want to do Sammi(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:46,
archived)
Are fruit pastilles (very) expensive?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:46,
archived)
In the HEADWith my CROWBAR
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:46,
archived)
Should have kept the packet...could have sued for millions. Killing myself here.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:46,
archived)
What?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:42,
archived)
I SAID MY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:42,
archived)
oh come on just one moreheaven666.org/interview-gone-wrong-14343.php nsfw and fucking funny
this is the LAST H66 LINK I WILL EVER POST i am very sorry loll
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:41,
archived)
STOP IS SEXFACE OMG MY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:42,
archived)
LOLLOLOLLOLOLOMG DICKRIK HEAVEN666 LINKheaven666.org/chicken-little-gives-shout-out-34867.php
what the fuck - what the hell is this thing?
nsfw ads
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:35,
archived)
SubjectMessage
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:35,
archived)
Now THATshould be the next Queen's Speech.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:36,
archived)
I'm bored, someone dance naked for me on webcam or something(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:36,
archived)
Can't be arsedI'm off to sleep, you miserable bastard.
'night
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:39,
archived)
jon lovitz is sex(
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:28,
archived)
Fuck youI want a biscuit.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:31,
archived)
I'm prepared to put it you, b3ta.If I ask a "What's your favourite" from a list of possible answers. B3tans will try and look for the missing option.
Yet more JMG science.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:28,
archived)
oooooh you trickster trickster!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:30,
archived)
ah, BUT you asked for my favourite prime colour and that's redthe poll was confusing and not clearly worded
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:33,
archived)
I didn't mean to post thensorry
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:30,
archived)
don't try and pin me down with your rules, man(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:30,
archived)
I read that as dj toothyo, its dj tooth
and mc molar
wishin' somethin dental
rhymed with molar
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:36,
archived)
I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored(, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
dudeso bored of hearing this now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:29,
archived)
I just realised I got my mortgage below £40,000 today.I am going to celebrate by having a fiddle with mr willas & going to bed.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:29,
archived)
Hold on.. What's your favourite solid prime colour?Blue
White
Black
Green
or Yellow?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:24,
archived)
I like Fightstar, but fucking hell, this is shit.www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0UjaXvpDfk
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:25,
archived)
You like Fightstar?Fucking hell, why?
Some cunt out of Busted, plus some no-marks.
0/10
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26,
archived)
white's not a prime colour(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26,
archived)
fucking RED you bastard(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26,
archived)
What's your favourite type of radio?AM or FM?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:21,
archived)
I never tune it, I just like the soothing sound of static(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:22,
archived)
baldmonkey podcasts are execrably excruciatingly piss-dreadful(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:22,
archived)
Long waveyou can hit Australia with those motherfuckers, JMG.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:22,
archived)
The type of radio that replaces the tooth/filling I'm missing.It doesn't hurt but it just doesn't feel right on my tongue memory. Is that a valid reason to get it filled in?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:23,
archived)
Does that count as cosmetic surgery?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:23,
archived)
Nothat would be dental surgery.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:24,
archived)
having your tongue removed?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:25,
archived)
my uncle had twelve metal filling and swore he could pick up AM radio on them(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:24,
archived)
Did he ever show symptoms of broadcasting the BBC World Service?If not, he's lying.
Through his teeth.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:26,
archived)
I like internet radio where people play their mp3 collection to three of their mates for hours and hours and fucking hours(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:25,
archived)
man, I hate freecell when there's like no moves but it doesn't say there's no moves and it just flashes the window at you and you can't do anythingwho wants a go on my missus then?
just joking, you're all cunts
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:19,
archived)
I don't want a go on your missusshe's clearly miserable enough.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20,
archived)
Yeah so about thisd tooth of mine,Totally missing some filling/tooth.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20,
archived)
STUPID SEXY FLANDERSwww.youtube.com/watch?v=AsZ9qFofOwo
god i love that song
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:16,
archived)
thank you for showing me the way to this master mixp.s. name change woop woop
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Oh man some of my tooth/filling is missing.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:20,
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A good temporary solution is polyfillabut I suggest you get to a dentist within 48 hours.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:22,
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Hello internet,Why aren't you asleep?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:03,
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Because my beer levels are low.I need to up my intake.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:04,
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Doing so now.Someone start a fight with me, I could use the aggression.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:15,
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yo mamma so stupid someone told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowlkachow
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:18,
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Your momma's so fatshe jaywalked and I crossed the state line to avoid her.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:19,
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yo mamma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:23,
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Your momma's so fatshe goes to the cinema and sits next to EVERYBODY.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:28,
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yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:29,
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Your momma's so fatwhen I was fucking her, I burned my arse on the lightbulb
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:33,
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yo mamma so dirty she gotta creep up on bath water(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:36,
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Yes. caffeine before bed.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:05,
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I'm knackered and want to listen to my iPod before I drift offThe caffeine's just to stop me falling asleep while it's on and waking up strangely deaf.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:07,
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I have no work during the dayso in the evening I do play
& when I say play I mean of course
I fiddle with mr willas
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06,
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watchoo talkin' about willas?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:14,
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Because I am torrenting games.(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10,
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You make me sad inside.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10,
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my body clockis set from half 2 in the morning to either 12 or 1 int he afternoon for sleepy bye bye times
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Because the cunting M42!!?!!¬!??¬?!?!¬?¬D?¬E?¬(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:13,
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im at work, here in upside down landbut I'll have my midday nap soon
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:15,
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the funny thing is, i'm on holiday and i'm in my new flat and i'm totally awesome(
scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:06,
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Splendid!Got the address cheers, would send you mine but I don't really know what it is. I'll try to find out for when you come over.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:08,
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right, i reckon that could happen sometime soonlet me know when you find out where you live
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scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:10,
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I'll gaz you tomorrow. Got any dates in mind?Also, can't remember if I mentioned it, if you aint doing anything 25th July might be going to a (uk) club for Stuarts birthday.
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:12,
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I just called the rozzers as I saw someone getting seven shades kicked out of them.When was the last time your grassed to the 5-0?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:17,
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and it wasn't the fuzz doing the kicking?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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Why is this thing in Nottingham big news?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:20,
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replyin heredunno
lol
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:38,
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There was a smackhead unconscious at the wheel of a parked carSo I called the rozzers and basked in my community spirit while I watched him get nicked. Good times.
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I phoned them up when I got bullied once on an internet messageboard(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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there should be an option next to 'reply' to 'report interbullies'(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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the serious answer is ... when a drunk driver ploughed into the back of my gf's parked car then ran off in a daze of cheap red wine and airbag smokeI got to drive round the streets in the fuzz car looking for the driver, it was like being Gene FUCKING Hunt
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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SWEET.Did they know you were a certified brainwrong when they let you in the car?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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it was the Cheshire fuzz, they're all a gang of inbred neanderthals(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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broke her back axle :(((((
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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did you get to slide across the bonnet?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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she wasn't home at the time, she was on a girly night outturns out she'd had her drink spiked too, it just wasn't a fun evening with a drugged up crazy woman talking crap then bursting into tears while all the neighbours rubbernecked
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:35,
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That fucking annoys me when they spike girls drinksthey never spike mine :(
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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oh, buddy, you don't know what you're missingstart grabbing random drinks and taking sips, you're bound to find a cocktail somewhere
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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*cricket applause*(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:36,
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the game or the insect?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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when me and my mate got jumped in leedsand some chavs fucked up my mate
apparantly it was my fault for laughing when I saw the local takeout had put CARROTS in my chicken kebab. The chavs didn´t like that.
edit: venicia pizza.. back in the days
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Some bloke having a go at a birdthink he'd twatted her, can't remember the ins & outs of it, was a good few years ago
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broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:25,
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I called the police once when I saw a white van being driven really oddlyIt came right up behind me, so close I couldn't see it's numberplate then overtook me on a blind bend in a 30 limit. So far so normal.
Then it roared off towards the national speed limit stretch but immediately slowed down to 25mph. Which was annoying because then I was caught behind it.
It wove all over the road and I was worried that the driver was drunk or on drugs, his driving was so erratic and weird.
So I called the police so hopefully they could find the driver and make sure he was OK.
They called me back later in the day to say that the van was delivering fruit and veg. The van owner had been aware of complaints about the driver's driving before. Getting a call from the police was the last straw and the driver got sacked.
I felt a bit guilty then :(
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in vino veritas, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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He certainly got his (p-forty) five a day(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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Sounds like you reported a right menacegive yourself a pat on the back.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 1:02,
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heard three gunshots in the alley behind my house at 3 am a few months ago(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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probably someone backfiringI really should make a sexual innuendo out of that, poss involving retrograde ejaculation but I just can't be arsed trying right now
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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When some bastard pinned me to the wall with their carand beat the crap out of me when I was minding my own business
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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sounds like you deserved it, to be honestI'm sick of you lot, minding your own business like it's your own business
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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I probably did deserve itFace seemed familiar, think I bullied him at school. Some grudge though for him to do that years later.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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When gypsys attacked me.but yeah, never 999, just local station.
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they threw rocks at me and hit me with sticks with nails on :(would have been 11/12 at the time.
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You're my duck now Dave(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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once when i was boredthey chased me round the park for half an hour then we were all worn out and had ice creams
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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oh shit i´ve done it twicemy french housemate had a massive seisure/panic attack
told us ants were crawling in his brain. then he screamed for his mum, then couldnt breath.
man we laughed our asses off cos we were stoned. french say ants crawling, we say pins and needles :D
i was on the floor
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yeh, my m8 did that, he definately imediately couldn't of breaththe looser
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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I don't mind if you keep drinking, as long as you stop posting(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:50,
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my missus called the police when she heard someone breaking into the houseshe also called me and i raced home from work.
After the police had gone I found the package the delivery man had left under our basement flat stairs. She was to embarrassed to tell them when the police came around again next week to get her to fill in a victims of crime report, though she did turn down counseling
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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The exact same thing a few years agoHorrid stuff.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:46,
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