Totally pushing that prick down the boardI am in a bar called The Alchemist in Manchester. Loads of hipster cunts.
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 23:02,
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You fit right in then.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 23:05,
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As Bill Clinton once famously said'I only told that intern to sack my cook.'
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Lord Gnome, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 20:52,
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Fucking great.Coming out here is probably the best thing I ever did. Just wish I'd done it 20 years earlier.
Not sure if I mentioned it, but I got remarried earlier this year. Eloped and took a helicopter trip to one of the peaks in the Rockies and got married on top of it in three feet of snow and while wearing snow-shoes.
Me, my wife, the celebrant, two witnesses, helicopter pilot and the wilderness guide were the attendees.
Not sure why we needed the wilderness guide- although if you're taking helicopters into the wilderness it is a legal requirement in case they break down and they have to walk you back to town. Our first helicopter did break down, but they just sent another copter out to pick us up.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 21:42,
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Your horoscope would have advised you, it was clearly pre determined for this specific time, lol (
mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 21:54,
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I'm a typical GeminiAs in I don't believe in that shit.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 21:55,
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I heard that joke only it featured Prince Charles instead.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 23:04,
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Alright poppo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 21:13,
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suck my terry folds(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 17:23,
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You are now upset on the Internet.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:26,
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I'm upset off the internet(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:26,
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Good grief...I forgot she existed.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:28,
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Who is that?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:28,
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Lauraine KellyOr however it's spelled.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:29,
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You dumbfuck it's in the image.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:29,
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I've seen pics of her in the nip, back when she was attractive.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:30,
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You say that,but your grabbing hands are saying something different.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:50,
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The boss of wee, more like.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 15:06,
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I know right?I read once that some of them even go fishing or some deviant shit. Proper sickos.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:32,
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oh ffs not againI suppose I'd better go and calm down
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:36,
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oh that's very clever(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:39,
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I'm a bit tired.Can I go home have a glass of wine then go for a nap?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:37,
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NO! YOU WORK NOW!WORK HARD FOR MAKE GREAT NATION OF UKISTAN!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:39,
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soonbut not just yet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:40,
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I'm apoplectic, m8(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 13:51,
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totally pushing that prick down the boardhow's it going?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:42,
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Pretty good.Just got called over for a leak in one of the old buildings. Whole basement is an inch deep in shit. I got my new contract two days ago so I'm officially head electrician here, so I've done what anyone would do and handed it over to our plumber and am having a coffee.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:03,
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Haven't you got your own toilet?hahaha
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:12,
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nicely doneYou could have totally gone over and flung shit at people.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:12,
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Is calling out electricians for leaks standard practice all of a sudden?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:42,
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He's the only one there who owns a mop(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:54,
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Depends what's leaking.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:58,
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If only he'd trained as a urologist. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:20,
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Pissician, heal thyself.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:28,
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I was the only one in the workshop and it was deemed an emergency so I went over. I'm happy to do a little plumbing to keep things ticking along, but that is not for me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 12:33,
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yeah yeah sweet as m8, u?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:25,
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About halfway down Acton High Street,there's a little covered market that looks a bit like a shanty town. Right at the back of this market is a fishmonger's stall run by a psycho Chinese lady. If you visit this lady and ask her for a pound of prawns (for example), she will yell at you "IN WEIGHT OR IN MONEY?".
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:32,
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This wouldn't happen to me as I'd use a proper unit of measurement because I'm not a fucking luddite.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:43,
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Having a grammar crises'That are' sounds totally incorrect in my sentence of "A & B that are populated in C's panel" but it works.
Hmm
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:48,
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Probably best to just not worry about it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:48,
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Hope you've cleaned the dust out of yer helmet(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 12:04,
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Morning etc. et al. stet.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:03,
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Vaccines kill more people than guns.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:05,
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Brb, going to invent a gun that shoots vaccines.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:10,
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Alright, the plot to X-Men 3.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:24,
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I have only the very sketchiest memories of that, despite having seen it not that long ago.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:38,
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It's mind bogglingly shit. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:50,
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That would explain it then.I tend not to remember films that are shit.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:58,
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I watched Chopping Mall, the other day. I think it was pretty shit, but I loved it. Yesterday's treat was a horror anthology, that featured Seth Green trying to wank to VR porn.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:17,
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My brother is coming to borrow my gun in a bit, wants to shoot some rats (
mongychops, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:16,
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Has he considered just playing some UB40 very loudly?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:20,
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Morning I have an unexpected house guest for the foreseeable.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:21,
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Is that the pleasant or the disturbing flavour of unexpected?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:31,
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Inconvenient mostly My nephew told his girlfriend to give up her flat and move in with him. 2 days after she did, he dropped her like a hot rock. She has nowhere else to go so I said she could stay here.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:37,
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Your nephew's an eejit.A friend of mine's best friend gave up her flat to move in with her boyfriend and they broke up before she could move in, so she ended up staying with her friend for nine months.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:39,
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He's a complete arse He's back at my mum's house where he gets everything he wants
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:44,
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So if he's at your mum's, and she's with you, is his place standing empty?You and her should pop round and throw a party, let her trash the place.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:54,
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It was her flat She had moved into my mum's with him. They can't bear to be near each other and her family won't help.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:06,
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Why on earth would you give up your own flat to live with someone else's mum?Sounds like she's the idiot. He's just a prick.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:07,
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She's gone from working to benefits and back to working Which has messed her rent payments up. The idea was to stay at my mum's to save money, pay off the arrears and get a better place.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:10,
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Ah, I seeA friend of mine moved back in with her mum so she could save up for a new place. I warned her that if she did that, she'd never leave. 10 years and counting.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:13,
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Christ.I'd be yanking my own teeth out after a month.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:25,
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we moved in with my parents for a month or so when we bought our house, it was brillianthoping to move in with them again if we go ahead with our extension
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:32,
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I could never move back in with my parents 18 years of having my own place and I'm not giving it up
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:08,
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Nothing says "hot catch" like "hey, baby, let's move in with my nan". (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:15,
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Morning. I'm still not well. Going to spend the day avoiding the cleaners and my daughter's tutor, in denial of my blatant middle-classness.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:27,
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I'd fire up the bread machine if I were you m8.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:32,
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I don't do dough, my hands are too warm. We do have a bread machine, but it's the preserve of the father-in-law.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:52,
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Cough all over everyone It'll be funny
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:32,
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Bellends and bellettes(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:45,
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The words 'bellend fluid' are too horrifying to consider(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:53,
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Bellette, the best a man can get. (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:07,
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*cough* mor... *cough* morni... *cough cough* morning *cough*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:48,
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^now *that's* satireFP this now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:48,
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Your P45 is in the post.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:56,
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no, I'll tell you who *I'd* like to give a p45 to - and that's YOU m8 haha brilliant I win
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:05,
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Oh, man, I don't know how Corbyn copes with this degree of burn.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:13,
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Illuminati lizards get sick too, you know(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:03,
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Oh, what I meant to say was "a sign of weakness!!! she'll be replaced within the month"(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:04,
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I didn't get any of this subthread until I read about May making an (even bigger) arse of herself.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:00,
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if you weren't stuck outside the civilised world I'd recommend you to listen to Eddie Mair tearing into Amber Rudd about itaround 20 mins in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:28,
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I'd probably enjoy that, if Eddie Mair weren't such an insufferable prick.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 11:00,
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I hope everyone's observing International Day of No Prostitution(
$$ ✅, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:51,
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I mean to, every yearthen I end up having sex with people for money! That's me all over!
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:54,
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actually I was going to ask you if you could do me a tenner's worth(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:04,
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I can give you ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag, if that'll do you?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:08,
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You'll have to be quick if you want it warm(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:25,
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Does that mean they'll do it for free?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:58,
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I'm holding out till International Day of No Abstinence.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 8:59,
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Something comedic referencing japanese theatre, like Lee and Herring would do!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:10,
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A young lad has fallen to his death trying to film a stunt on the roof of a big building site in Oxford.You know one of those "don't look down" parkour knobs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:25,
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did the world just get slightly smarter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:31,
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He eas a classics student(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:34,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:59,
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Yeah. Blood on John Lewis hands already(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Oct 2017, 10:01,
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Darwinian selection at its finest.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:35,
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I don't think that's how that's supposed to work(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:37,
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I've never fallen to my death on a building site, and I've passed on my genetic material no fewer than three times. I think that's exactly how it's supposed to work.
Slightly worrying to think this makes me "the fittest".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:41,
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a group of idiots broke his fall(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Oct 2017, 9:43,
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Hey. What's up?Today has been frustrating, one of those days where you're really busy but at the end of the day you don't really feel you've managed to achieve very much.
How are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:28,
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Not bad windy, blokes ask me to do some odd days here and there on an after care project , might do it (
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:31,
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I've took your lack of response to be careful and avoid, thanks pig (
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 20:27,
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I am not in former East Germany but not too far away frombunch of peasants. but lots of late-medieval houses and stuff. there was nothing here to bomb the shit out of 70 years ago so that's why
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:51,
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I keep meaning to have a holiday round there, but keep putting off the research stage. (
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:12,
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I bet they still believe in vampires and werewolves(
Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:59,
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Went home sick, watched some more of the new Star Trek series. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:51,
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Any good? It looks like the sort of thing you'd half read in SFX then never hear about again.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:14,
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All the people moaning about wrong colour skin are racist(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:24,
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I enjoyed it, although I can see why it's upset the purists. Flagrant disregard for established canon.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:41,
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Hey, I'm not stealing mcbeef's material.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 19:02,
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chubby checker's less etc(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 19:15,
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It's not been a bad day at all, really.Work was productive and interesting, and my horoscope this morning (that new projects would open up and give me hope for the future) actually came true.
On the downside I do have to work tonight.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:26,
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I went to a funeralthe older you get, the more you go to :(
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 18:58,
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Be a bit awkward if you were a no show. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 19:03,
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I'm naked underneath all my clothes and underwear at workI wonder if anyone knows......tehee
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 16:07,
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Alright orange bloke.(
djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 16:10,
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It's like the old pips on the TV, when it posts it means the forum is done for the day (
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 16:26,
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Thank god for clothes!otherwise I might be sick.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 16:45,
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you fucking stupid fucking cunt(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 16:46,
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you can fuck off an'allsick of it
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:01,
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always asleep, that boyit's a shame
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:03,
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it's all those marijuanas he sniffs (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:06,
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I heard that he did a crack once(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:07,
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and this does NOT happen often(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 17:12,
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I reckon it isBeer is cheap up here in The North.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 14:11,
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bad timingall the buggers who did the sober for october thing will be gagging for a pint by then
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:13,
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They just want it refurbished before xmas, I'd have waited till jan as it's dead then (
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:16,
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yeah, but if it's done up by christmas, they can charge for entry over the festive period(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:21,
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A pub I walk past on the way to work managed to fully refurbish its bar and (quite big) lounge between Sunday and Friday.Passing it made for a nice little time-laspe.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:22,
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my local changed its name to the cock and seamandidn't help, it's up for sale for the third time in 4 years.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:34,
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FFSWas it a deliberate move to rebrand it as a gay pub?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:34,
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the chain that bought it use the word cock in all their pubsthey think it makes it a bit naughty and will attract customers. it doesn't.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:43,
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That's a firkin terrible idea.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:46,
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£1.50 a pint lunchtime till 6 in my new local(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 14:36,
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Not allowed to do that up here.Drinks promotions aren't allowed to be less than 72 hours.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:23,
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That's one long lunchtime.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:34,
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Way ahead of you, maaaan.It's 15:17 over here. Juicer time is not even two hours away.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 14:17,
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You Internet Town Criers are THE WORST(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 14:30,
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ShitThere are multiples of him?
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 14:36,
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that would be pointless and incredibly uncomfomfortable(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:04,
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Unless you use a Lego brick.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:09,
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even so, it'd still be fairly pointlessand before you say, edges don't count
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:12,
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Oh, granted, it's a guaranteed 100% pointless exercise.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:16,
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i dare you to eat a stickle brick(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:19,
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well, if it works for you(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:44,
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Fewer pointy edges than Lego.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 15:47,
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It's 5 past 1 here in Cyprus so I don't have to.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:06,
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Wherefore art thou in Cyprus?(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:13,
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si six scies scient six cypres-ci, six cent scies scient six cent cypres-cior something like that ... haha Cyprus
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:45,
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Mother in law's villa in Aphrodite Hills golf resort, half an hour from Paphos if you'd like to pop round.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:48,
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so i can stay there for free if i go there?(
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:50,
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he's asking why you're there, dumb-dumbdid you not do gcse english?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:01,
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happy birthday young man(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:09,
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Happy birthday to youHappy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear manooooooo
Happy birthday to you
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:11,
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Yesterday I read something about baby koalasnot being able to produce the enzymes necessary to digest eucalyptus leaves, so when they transition from their mother's milk to solid food, they lap at their mother's anal seepage in order to ingest the enzymes and create a culture in their own stomachs.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:12,
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I'm sitting in some Indian restaurantprobably getting the best food they have because I speak Hindi lol look on the patron's face was priceless when I introduced myself.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:28,
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Flat top, short back and sides, mullet, I only speak Urdu (
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 11:41,
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Write a twitter bot that even an 8 year old would think is childish and shit, it's 12:15!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:14,
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Apparently he's being interviewed about the bots today, this all feels weirdly like the ending of that Nathan Barley episode where he's approached by japanese tv journos(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:23,
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WATCH THE FUCK OUT, JAPAN(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 12:37,
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Sorry to bring up #foodchat, but is anyone else going to try and try one of those KFC double down things where instead of bread they used breaded chicken?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 13:00,
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Surely that's just like eating a bunch of chicken?I don't even know where my nearest KFC is.
Tempted to try a Luther Burger, though, just for the lulz: replace the bun of a cheeseburger with a glazed doughnut.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 13:09,
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fo00ooOOooo00ooOOoodI could be tempted by that, I like a bit of KFC me
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 13:15,
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I had kfc delivered Saturday, what a time to be alive(
mongychops, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 13:17,
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Oh manjust checked and they don't deliver to my area :(((((
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broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 13:20,
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MMWhat did the Caspian Sea?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:08,
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I don't know, RF What did the Caspian Sea?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:18,
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I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what you're on about.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:17,
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It's from the short story 'Reginald' by H: H. Munro, aka Saki.Here.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:20,
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No good to me, I can't read.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:34,
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OK, I'll arrange it for smoke signals and pigeons.I used to have a pigeon. I named it Vodafone. It was a carrier pigeon.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:05,
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I enjoyed this joke in spite of myself.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:44,
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If you know what's good for you.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:18,
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Well, Weetabix is supposed to be good for you.Maybe not if you eat it dry, because that shit'll shred your mouth up.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:29,
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Member weetabixes with white t-shirts on, member(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:50,
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I do.And Mighty White bread.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56,
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they have to call it multicultural bread now you couldn't make it up PC gone mad(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:58,
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British weetabixes for British people(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:57,
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I used to eat them dry, topped with marge and jam. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18,
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*backs away nervously in the direction of the door*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:20,
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Morning mate.Another trip to look at another motorbike this afternoon. People want silly money for them though. Can get a brand new bike for around 5 or 6k, and people still want 4k for a 10 year old bike with 30k miles.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:44,
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You're dedicated to your cause, I'll give you that.How many bikes have you seen so far? Sounds like it would be easier just to plump for a new one at this point.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:47,
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I've seen 5.I'm starting to think I might get a new one after all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18,
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Build your own from scrap. (
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:17,
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That's basically what I've got at the minute.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:18,
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Buy more scrap, make bike better. Never stop.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:34,
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fuck this and fuck everythingfuck the fucking roads and fuck building more houses
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:52,
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The fucking news is fucking badThe fucking weed is fucking turf
The fucking speed is fucking surf
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$$ ✅, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 8:56,
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and he can fuck off and allthe fucking drunkard shit bob dylan dressing cunt
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:01,
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Did someone piss in your vegan cornflakes?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:54,
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God bless all of His little creatures(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:02,
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They're the tastiest ones.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:16,
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Is it? So it is.Breakfast and lunch today will both have been meat-free for me, so that'll make the animals happy.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:09,
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ITS MANOLITHS BIRTHDAY!!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:19,
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They grow up so fastand tall
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:32,
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Time to fish out those special mod candles.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:35,
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Send him good thoughts!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 9:44,
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I suppose he'll be wanting more time off, the lazy prick(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Oct 2017, 10:49,
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What a fucking absolute load of shit (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 20:40,
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Shit had a smell and texture that are warning signs , move away (
mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 20:42,
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Someone took a shit just outside one of the college student houses Right by one of oxfords main tourist spots. It was there for like 5 days
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 20:52,
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Complete refit.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 21:20,
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Made me think of this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gypsy_tart
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mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 22:49,
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You're turning into spanishfly.Just saying.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 20:57,
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I might flounce (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 21:20,
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Nah man.Decent posters are becoming depressingly rare around here as it is.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 21:38,
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Much better to put half the board on ignore and call them cunts to the few people left who can summon the energy to read your shit.Much better that way.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 22:56,
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Its not been the best day (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 21:21,
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Doctor Foster?Yes, it was bloody depressing.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 22:10,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:54,
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Well I thought this place could do with sprucing up a bit(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:58,
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Clive Owen would approve(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:05,
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What would Clive Dunn say?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:05,
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"I ain't yer fuckin' grandad, nah fuck off"(
keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:07,
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You heard of these football lads alliance? What a bunch of nobs (
mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:17,
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They honestly think they can use the term Nazi Left, ffs (
mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:29,
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my peanus looks differentam I not normal?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:13,
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 18:54,
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Mini plesiosaur stuck in my japs eye, send help(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 19:05,
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I didn't eat the cheese and onion sandwich I bought as a side with my meal deal so I decided to chuck it in a pan and use it as a 'grilled cheese' sandwich.Pretty clever, eh?
eh?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 19:23,
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k, there was too much cheese in that and i got hot cheese all over my fizzogue.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 19:29,
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Ring o' ring o' roses, a pocket full of penus.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 19:43,
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Happy Birthday Tim 'The Big Dawg' Westwood60 Today!
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:42,
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I cannot stand that manAnd I don't mean his music, I mean him.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:44,
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In spite of that, I hope he has a nice birthdayfucking cunt
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:45,
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He's released 14 albums - he must be incredibly talented.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:07,
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Yes, I suppose he mustDoesn't change the fact that he's a massive bellend.
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:17,
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It's noteveryone that can release 14 albums of other peoples work.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:43,
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I hope he's hittin' a club with some bangin' tunesthen hittin' some bangin' poon
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$$ ✅, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:49,
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I bet he goes home with some cans and knocks one out in the toilet (
$$ ✅, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:54,
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Yeah, well life's about the journey.Which I imagine he takes in some horrid ostentatious vehicle as featured on Pimp My Ride.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:58,
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HereHave a Westwood Soundboard
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:33,
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It's a shame McBeef's missing out on this thread.I'm sure he'd have something angry to say.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:52,
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GO ON TIM!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:59,
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I've actually worked in the same building as himVery nice guy, incredibly polite.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:03,
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Is he always 'on' or is he just doing it for the radio?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:04,
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When talking he's actually softly spokenBut he did walk with swagger, because his life is hip hop 24/7
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:05,
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i don't know him well enough to wish him a happy or unhappy birthday(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:23,
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^ The less successful sequel to Chess.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:27,
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silly person.(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:32,
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You don't have to know someone to send them your wishes, surely(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:35,
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I certainly don't, I'll wish any cunt a happy birthday(
broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:43,
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he might be a total prickso then i wouldn't want to wish him a happy birthday
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:47,
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Yes happy birthday Westwoodand Talib Kweli, who shares his birthday, obv
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broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:41,
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Happy birthday all!85 BC – Gaius Cassius Longinus, Roman politician (d. 42 BC)
1292 – Eleanor de Clare, English noblewoman (d. 1337)
1390 – Humphrey, Duke of Gloucester (d. 1447)
1458 – Saint Casimir, Prince of Poland and Duke of Lithuania (d. 1484)
1554 – Fulke Greville, 1st Baron Brooke, English poet (d. 1628)
1610 – Gabriel Lalemant, French-Canadian missionary and saint (d. 1649)
1631 – Sebastian Anton Scherer, German organist and composer (d. 1712)
1713 – Antoine Dauvergne, French violinist and composer (d. 1797)
1716 – Giovanni Battista Beccaria, Italian physicist and academic (d. 1781)
1720 – Johann Uz, German poet and judge (d. 1796)
1790 – John Ross, American tribal chief (d. 1866)
1797 – Leopold II, Grand Duke of Tuscany (d. 1870)
1800 – George Bancroft, American historian and politician, 17th United States Secretary of the Navy (d. 1891)
1804 – Townsend Harris, American merchant, politician, and diplomat, United States Ambassador to Japan (d. 1878)
1804 – Allan Kardec, French author, translator, and educator (d. 1869)
1828 – Woldemar Bargiel, German composer and educator (d. 1897)
1837 – Nicolás Avellaneda, Argentinian journalist and politician, 8th President of Argentina (d. 1885)
1846 – James Jackson Putnam, American neurologist and academic (d. 1918)
1848 – Henry Lerolle, French painter and art collector (d. 1929)
1858 – Eleonora Duse, Italian-American actress (d. 1924)
1862 – Johnny Briggs, English cricketer and rugby player (d. 1902)
1863 – Pyotr Kozlov, Russian archaeologist and explorer (d. 1935)
1865 – Gustave Loiseau, French painter (d. 1935)
1867 – Pierre Bonnard, French painter (d. 1947)
1869 – Alfred Flatow, German gymnast (d. 1942)
1879 – Warner Oland, Swedish-American actor and singer (d. 1938)
1882 – A. Y. Jackson, Canadian painter and academic (d. 1974)
1885 – Sophie Treadwell, American playwright and journalist (d. 1970)
1886 – Alain-Fournier, French soldier, author, and critic (d. 1914)
1888 – Wade Boteler, American actor and screenwriter (d. 1943)
1889 – Carl von Ossietzky, German journalist and activist, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 1938)
1894 – Elmer Robinson, American lawyer and politician, 33rd Mayor of San Francisco (d. 1982)
1894 – Walter Warlimont, German general (d. 1976)
1895 – Giovanni Comisso, Italian author and poet (d. 1969)
1895 – Sergei Yesenin, Russian poet (d. 1925)
1896 – Auvergne Doherty, Australian businesswoman (d. 1961)
1896 – Gerardo Diego, Spanish poet and critic (d. 1987)
1897 – Louis Aragon, French author and poet (d. 1982)
1898 – Leo McCarey, American director and screenwriter (d. 1969)
1898 – Adolf Reichwein, German economist and educator (d. 1944)
1899 – Gertrude Berg, American actress, screenwriter and producer (d. 1966)
1900 – Thomas Wolfe, American novelist (d. 1938)
1901 – Jean Grémillon, French director, composer, and screenwriter (d. 1959)
1904 – Ernst-Günther Schenck, German colonel and physician (d. 1998)
1905 – Tekin Arburun, Turkish soldier and politician, President of Turkey (d. 1993)
1906 – Natalie Savage Carlson, American author (d. 1997)
1908 – Johnny Burke, American songwriter (d. 1964)
1911 – Michael Hordern, English actor (d. 1995)
1915 – Ray Stark, American film producer (d. 2004)
1916 – James Herriot, English veterinarian and author (d. 1995)
1919 – James M. Buchanan, American economist and academic, Nobel Prize laureate (d. 2013)
1921 – Ray Lindwall, Australian cricketer and soldier (d. 1996)
1923 – Edward Oliver LeBlanc, Dominican lawyer and politician, 1st Premier of Dominica (d. 2004)
1924 – Harvey Kurtzman, American cartoonist (d. 1993)
1924 – Arkady Vorobyov, Russian weightlifter and coach (d. 2012)
1925 – Gore Vidal, American novelist, screenwriter, and critic (d. 2012)
1925 – George Wein, American pianist and producer, co-founded the Newport Folk Festival
1928 – Erik Bruhn, Danish dancer and choreographer (d. 1986)
1928 – Edward L. Moyers, American businessman (d. 2006)
1928 – Shridath Ramphal, Guyanese academic and politician, 2nd Commonwealth Secretary-General
1931 – Glenn Hall, Canadian ice hockey player and coach
1932 – Terence English, South African-English surgeon and academic
1933 – Neale Fraser, Australian tennis player
1934 – Benjamin Boretz, American composer and theorist
1934 – Miguel-Ángel Cárdenas, Colombian-Dutch painter and illustrator (d. 2015)
1934 – Harold Henning, South African golfer (d. 2004)
1934 – Simon Nicholson, English sculptor and painter (d. 1990)
1935 – Charles Duke, American general, pilot, and astronaut
1936 – Steve Reich, American composer
1938 – Eddie Cochran, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and actor (d. 1960)
1938 – David Hart Dyke, English captain
1938 – Jack Hodgins, Canadian author and academic
1938 – Dave Obey, American lawyer and politician
1939 – Bob Armstrong, American wrestler and trainer
1940 – Alan O'Day, American singer-songwriter (d. 2013)
1940 – Jean Ratelle, Canadian ice hockey player and coach
1940 – Mike Troy, American swimmer
1941 – Chubby Checker, American singer-songwriter
1941 – Andrea de Adamich, Italian race car driver and sportscaster
1941 – John Elliott, Australian businessman
1943 – Jeff Bingaman, American soldier and politician, 25th Attorney General of New Mexico
1943 – Baki lkin, Turkish civil servant and diplomat
1944 – Pierre Deligne, Belgian mathematician and academic
1944 – Roy Horn, German-American magician and actor
1945 – Tony Brown, English footballer and sportscaster
1945 – Christopher Bruce, English dancer and choreographer
1945 – Jo Ritzen, Dutch economist and politician, Dutch Minister of Education
1946 – P. P. Arnold, American soul singer
1947 – John Perry Barlow, American poet, songwriter, blogger, and activist
1947 – Ben Cauley, American trumpet player and songwriter (d. 2015)
1947 – Fred DeLuca, American businessman, co-founded Subway (d. 2015)
1947 – Anne Dorte of Rosenborg (d. 2014)
1947 – Takis Michalos, Greek water polo player and coach (d. 2010)
1949 – Lindsey Buckingham, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer
1949 – J. P. Dutta, Indian director, producer, and screenwriter
1949 – Aleksandr Rogozhkin, Russian director and screenwriter
1949 – Laurie Simmons, American photographer and director
1950 – Ronnie Laws, American jazz, R&B, and funk saxophone player
1951 – Keb' Mo', American blues musician and songwriter
1951 – Kathryn D. Sullivan, American geologist and astronaut
1951 – Dave Winfield, American baseball player and sportscaster
1952 – Bruce Arians, American football coach
1952 – Gary Troup, New Zealand cricketer
1954 – Eddie DeGarmo, American singer-songwriter, keyboard player, and producer
1954 – Dennis Eckersley, American baseball player and sportscaster
1954 – Al Sharpton, American minister, talk show host, and political activist
1954 – Stevie Ray Vaughan, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer (d. 1990)
1955 – John S. Lesmeister, American educator and politician, 30th North Dakota State Treasurer (d. 2006)
1955 – Allen Woody, American bass player and songwriter (d. 2000)
1955 – Buket Uzuner, Turkish author
1956 – Hart Bochner, Canadian actor, director, producer, and screenwriter
1957 – Roberto Azevêdo, Brazilian engineer and diplomat, 6th Director-General of the World Trade Organization
1957 – Tim Westwood, English radio and television host
1958 – Chen Yanyin, Chinese sculptor
1958 – Louise Lecavalier, Canadian dancer and choreographer
1959 – Craig Bellamy, Australian rugby league player and coach
1959 – Fred Couples, American golfer
1959 – Greg Proops, American comedian, actor, and screenwriter
1959 – Jack Wagner, American actor and singer
1961 – Rebecca Stephens, English journalist and mountaineer
1961 – Ludger Stühlmeyer, German cantor, composer, and musicologist
1962 – Tommy Lee, Greek-American singer-songwriter, drummer, and producer
1962 – Simon Scarrow, Nigerian-English novelist
1963 – Benny Anders, American basketball player
1963 – Dan Goldie, American tennis player
1964 – Clive Owen, English actor
1965 – Annemarie Verstappen, Dutch swimmer
1965 – Jan-Ove Waldner, Swedish table tennis player
1966 – Darrin Fletcher, American baseball player and sportscaster
1967 – Rob Liefeld, American author and illustrator
1967 – Chris Collingwood, English-American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer
1968 – Paul Crichton, English footballer and manager
1968 – Greg Foster, American basketball player and coach
1968 – Marko Rajamäki, Finnish footballer and manager
1968 – Donald Sild, Estonian javelin thrower
1969 – Garry Herbert, English rower and sportscaster
1969 – Gwen Stefani, American singer-songwriter, actress, and fashion designer
1969 – Tetsuya, Japanese singer-songwriter, bass player, and producer
1970 – Elmar Liitmaa, Estonian guitarist and songwriter
1970 – Jimmy Ray, English singer-songwriter and guitarist
1971 – Wil Cordero, Puerto Rican-American baseball player and coach
1971 – Kevin Richardson, American singer-songwriter and actor
1972 – Komla Dumor, Ghanaian-English journalist (d. 2014)
1972 – G. Love, American singer-songwriter, guitarist, and harmonica player
1972 – Guy Oseary, Israeli–American talent manager and businessman
1973 – Neve Campbell, Canadian actress and producer
1973 – Angélica Gavaldón, American-Mexican tennis player and coach
1973 – Lena Headey, British actress
1973 – Eirik Hegdal, Norwegian saxophonist and composer
1974 – Mike Johnson, Canadian ice hockey player and sportscaster
1974 – Marianne Timmer, Dutch speed skater
1975 – India Arie, American singer-songwriter, producer, and actress
1975 – Phil Greening, English rugby player and coach
1975 – Satoko Ishimine, Japanese singer-songwriter, guitarist, and producer
1976 – Herman Li, Hong Kong-English guitarist and producer
1976 – Seann William Scott, American actor and producer
1977 – Daniel Hollie, American wrestler
1977 – Eric Munson, American baseball player and coach
1977 – Luca Tognozzi, Italian footballer
1978 – Gerald Asamoah, Ghanaian-German footballer
1978 – Neil Clement, English footballer
1978 – Claudio Pizarro, Peruvian footballer
1978 – Jake Shears, American singer-songwriter
1979 – Josh Klinghoffer, American guitarist, songwriter, and producer
1979 – John Morrison, American wrestler and actor
1979 – Danny O'Donoghue, Irish singer-songwriter and producer
1980 – Anquan Boldin, American football player
1980 – Sheldon Brookbank, Canadian ice hockey player
1980 – Lindsey Kelk, English journalist and author
1980 – Héctor Reynoso, Mexican footballer
1980 – Ivan Turina, Croatian footballer (d. 2013)
1981 – Danny Coid, English footballer
1981 – Zlatan Ibrahimovi, Swedish footballer
1981 – Andreas Isaksson, Swedish footballer
1981 – Matt Sparrow, English footballer
1983 – Fred, Brazilian footballer
1983 – Thiago Alves, Brazilian mixed martial artist
1983 – Andreas Papathanasiou, Cypriot footballer
1984 – Yoon Eun-hye, South Korean singer and actress
1984 – Bruno Gervais, Canadian ice hockey player
1984 – Jessica Parker Kennedy, Canadian actress
1984 – Anthony Le Tallec, French footballer
1984 – Ashlee Simpson, American singer-songwriter and actress
1985 – Courtney Lee, American basketball player
1986 – Lewis Brown, New Zealand rugby league player
1986 – Jackson Martínez, Colombian footballer
1987 – Robert Grabarz, English high jumper
1987 – Martin Plowman, English race car driver
1988 – Alicia Vikander, Swedish actress
1989 – Nate Montana, American football player
1989 – Alex Trimble, Irish singer (Two Door Cinema Club)
1990 – Johan Le Bon, French cyclist
1991 – Jenny McLoughlin, English sprinter
1991 – Aki Takajo, Japanese singer
1993 – Raffaele Di Gennaro, Italian footballer
1994 – Victoria Bosio, Argentinian tennis player
1997 – Jin Boyang, Chinese figure skater
1999 – Starley, Australian pop singer
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Clive Owen is a good actorAnd I'll fight anyone who says otherwise
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:02,
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You should celebrate it with eitherInside Man
Duplicity
Children of Men
Sin City
Croupier
or Gosford Park
Or don't, he doesn't give a fuck.
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:30,
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Mick's favorite Gambling films (in no order): The Cooler, California Split, Casino.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:49,
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And CroupierYou forgot Croupier
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:52,
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You should watch it on the holiest of Clive Owen daysAKA today
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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:04,
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And ValerianHe was good in that.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 17:59,
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and now i've just had to google the name koslov to see why it sounds so familiar(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:05,
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it was a different koslovhe was involved in a massive banking scandal in russia a few years back
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:29,
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no mention of Talib Kweli thoughprobably racist reasons
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:09,
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it's a Talib ban(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:10,
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only b3tans can help me hereAround 10 years ago, somebody posted a link to a video. I wonder, is there any way any of you lot remember what it was?
It was a video music mash up.
The footage seemed to be from a chat show, maybe Kilroy, a young black lady saying "They don't do what they don't do". Then she said "Mummy's and daddy's" then it had a cat meowing very loudly, scratched like it was a vinyl record.
Apparently the guy was a b3tan who made it, and i've thought of it ever since.
So, it's probably lost forever. But I'd really like to find it.
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:04,
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well god damn it(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:31,
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Help me, Jobby Wanker-Knobby: you're my only hope.(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:07,
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M8 it was 10 years ago, get over it.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:10,
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I can't, it was just too good(
MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:14,
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Nothing from 10 years ago is still good, you're remembering it wrong.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 15:37,
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don't worry, you can rely on us, we won't let you down(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:15,
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It couldn't compete next to Gash or Tash B3ta quiz that's for sure(
$$ ✅, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:23,
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Gashes. Yay! Tashes. Yay! Quizzes. YAY YAY YAY!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:28,
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if it was you, i'd give you 25p to re-upload it if you have it(
MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:24,
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That's about 3 days worth of ham!(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:36,
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i can't believe you've done this(
MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 16:04,
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laura branigan's leszzzzz(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:47,
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Ffs I was still pondering my reply to the previous thread, oh well (
mongychops, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:38,
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That's "Mister Holder" to you(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:53,
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I've never held anyone's misters but my own(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:59,
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Time of day chat to indoor plant care routines in just 4 steps(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 13:03,
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*surly nod, adjusts flat cap*(
.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 12:56,
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dragging a bit though eh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Oct 2017, 14:03,
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