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Alright.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)
yes thanks
how are you ms witch?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:27, archived)
Yeah all cool , you alright

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:29, archived)
alright Mrs Badger

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:37, archived)
pretty fucking good, yeah
sold a painting :)
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:16, archived)
Please provide a link so that we can judge you

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:47, archived)
homo erotic male nudes in your wheelhouse?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:13, archived)
Who watches over you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:27, archived)
clickin dis

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:51, archived)

Vg.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 22:17, archived)
Don't be alarmed now

(dribble, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:58, archived)
Those are some words, where’s the link?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:07, archived)

i.ibb.co/PM55DpZ/bea.jpg
(A Go On Your Mum, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 11:07, archived)
is that Bea Arthur?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 13:23, archived)
Ait

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:48, archived)
Sup

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
All good brother

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:01, archived)
alt right

(dribble, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)
Aunt Tifa

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 23:03, archived)
I am now.
I found booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:51, archived)

GuZheng is a Chinese plucked zither that has a history dated back to 500 B.C. It is rich in playing techniques.

What is your favourite instrument that is a plucked zither that has a history dated back to 500 B.C. and is rich in playing techniques?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 13:13, archived)
zither ye not

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 13:31, archived)
I really really really wanna zither zith ah

(dribble, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 13:44, archived)
revenge of the zith

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:05, archived)
More than zith

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:31, archived)
zith is it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:59, archived)
Zith time I know it's the real thing

(dribble, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:03, archived)
And i zith you, like the deserts zith the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:04, archived)
Zith you zith or zith you ain't my zither

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:17, archived)
please keep your distance

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:21, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)
.

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:11, archived)
Fartbox

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:12, archived)
very good. you worked hard on that fartbox.
i knew u were a gay
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:12, archived)
Double-jointed double-ended tongue

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)
APPROVED

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:41, archived)
What does it taste of?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)
Salt and aspirin

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:10, archived)
That’s perverse!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 5:08, archived)

youtu.be/elkoeE1UHvQ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:41, archived)
Probably the tube zither or chordophone or idiochord.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:29, archived)
These are all fine selections

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:07, archived)
Thank you!
I recently acquired an old black gourd harp/lute that I'm struggling to identify, you wouldn't happen to be a plucking organologist would you?
(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:26, archived)
No sorry
I’m am a bowed percussionist
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 15:36, archived)
Morning forum friends

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 8:50, archived)
alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 8:53, archived)
Yeah bit chilly in London today

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 9:04, archived)
been frosty the last few mornings down this leg of the trousers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 10:43, archived)
STOP THE COUNT

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 9:45, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 11:44, archived)
ent seen u on here in a bit Gormo

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 12:29, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 13:43, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:28, archived)

Stop that.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:30, archived)

Mijn naam is Jakob van Dyer en ik woon in Bristol. Het is fantastisch. Ik klink als Barnaby Bear. Ik hou van Barnaby Bear. Ooit ging hij naar Frankrijk. Ik ging naar Frankrijk. Maar een of andere kerel heeft mijn nek verbrand. Ik vond het niet leuk.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:34, archived)
Hello peeps
What's happening? Got any plans this weekend?
(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:05, archived)
Ah! There you are!
Evening, PP.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:17, archived)
Evnin' ! How's things going?

(Gonz Chill dude, 🫶🍁🫶, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:21, archived)
alright johnny
catfish
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:26, archived)
was going to play some phat choons through my new speakers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:22, archived)
have a great time

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:38, archived)
all you can do in these strange times my friend

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:39, archived)
true enough

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:40, archived)
thinking about getting a set of these
www.fyneaudio.com/product/f1-12/
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:27, archived)
i honestly don't think you can afford to
not get a set of those!
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:29, archived)
i no but i haven't heard them tho just going by looks and reputation
kinda like with my ex.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:30, archived)
if you've never made a mistake you've never lived

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:32, archived)
you can't really afford those bad boys can you?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:35, archived)
probably if i could
i wouldn't be pretending i could on an internet messageboard populated by ten people 5 of whom are the same person.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:36, archived)
fuck it buy them anyway

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:37, archived)
Lunch out, Cineworld to see the new Bond, pub afterwards

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:47, archived)
why don't you just infect the whole world with your madness you rotating facepuncher

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:11, archived)
alright gonz, yeah, might do some shit

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:25, archived)
alright broadswor

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:39, archived)
d

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:39, archived)
alright milknos

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
ugar

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
alright 90Nz0

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:27, archived)
I see plans within plans.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 1:09, archived)
Alright Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:29, archived)
Did you forgot your old account of sumfink?
that is old age for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 21:52, archived)
afternoon

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:03, archived)
aftemoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:07, archived)
any protests etc where you are?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:09, archived)
Well I’m pretty pissed off if that counts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:09, archived)
Can you buy weed now ?

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)
No, it gets written into the state constitution on 1/1/21, then they need to put the legislation in place to license the dispensaries.
There are dispensaries here already but they’re for medical, and I heard they’re reluctant to open those up to recreational buyers because of concerns about medical users not being able to get their supplies as easily, or at all. Street weed will remain illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:07, archived)
Oh street weed , it's the only weed I know

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:12, archived)
These days, if you weed on the street, you'd get arrested and thrown in jail

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:17, archived)
arrested and thrown in jail?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:37, archived)
Yes, arrested and thrown in jail

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:35, archived)
Just for weeing in the street?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
It’s an arrested and thrown in jail offense.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:41, archived)
Any truth to the urban legend that you're allowed to wee on your own car in the street?

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:43, archived)
Only up licenced hackney cartridges back when they were horse drawn , law was scrapped years ago

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:46, archived)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:34, archived)
As people were still tipping shit into the street I assume it wasn't much of an issue

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:44, archived)
No, a little wee's not going to make any difference when the streets are already full of horse manure

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:50, archived)
I don't know why but today isn't going that well after all. There's a lot of negativity here today just because I've been being honest and truthful.
I hope you come to realise what I have and open your hearts to what I am trying to tell you all.
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:19, archived)
We all hope that you get better in time, the pandemic situation is bad enough for everybody but you are clearly suffering more than most.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:23, archived)
Just try to remember who told you that it's all a TEST and that everything is LINKED when the time comes.

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)
Which things are linked, and how?

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:27, archived)
everything you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:29, archived)
ok m8.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:30, archived)
Oh man u trolled us good

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:33, archived)
^

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:38, archived)
TROLLED AGAIN

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:59, archived)
GOTCHA!
- Noel Edmunds
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 13:54, archived)
- Joe Tex

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:03, archived)
Sick bum

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)

- Jonty
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:42, archived)
I preferred the bent cunt persona

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:53, archived)
BRING BACK BENT CUNT!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:57, archived)
BENT BACK BRING CUNT!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:13, archived)
That's the way we ain't no funt

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:26, archived)
MORNING
How are you coping with lockdown number poo?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 7:20, archived)
morning
another day in the gas chamber, pedalling and guffing and typing away

actually half day, I'm finishing at lunch to make a pie and some bread, whilst Keith Floyding it as I go
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 8:47, archived)
Handling raw fish, not washing your hands, and then smearing its juices all over your wine glass?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:04, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:14, archived)
sexy af

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:59, archived)
totes and blates m8, totes and blates

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 10:18, archived)
Queef is in the loft for a quick half day
pedalling, guffing and typing away
(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:25, archived)
Morning hitler, pretty good, deffo up there in my top 3 best ever lockdowns

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:22, archived)
This one seems a bit half arsed to me , maybe 5th or 6th in my top 10

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:28, archived)
6/7 precum
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-54779731
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:31, archived)
5/7 notorious eugenicist

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:49, archived)
6/7 monkey spunk

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 10:17, archived)
2/7 wanky bumtits

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 10:37, archived)
7/7 jizz hurley

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:02, archived)
6/7 cheesy dip

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)
I've really only been staying indoors anyway because of the coronavirus being everywhere, I can control things indoors so it's much easier to stay indoors.
I heard the government have been suppressing the numbers of infected, and the deaths so I think its much better to stay at home. I don't have any work at the moment which is just as well, because I find other people generally aren't sanitizing to a high standard and are only wearing masks indoors when we know they need to be worn all the time including outdoors.
(Garold Huzzah!, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:49, archived)
Morning mein Führer
I was going to say I was making the most of it by being productive around the house but that would have been an outrageous lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 10:26, archived)
I quite like it
Although I haven't actually unlocked since the last one.
This one is probably slightly better as the schools are still open, so I don't have to put up with my kids all day
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 10:47, archived)
^ I haven't seen The Lad's since Feb

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:09, archived)
Not because of our caution around Covid, they just stopped inviting me out, lol

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:10, archived)
did you not get the invitation to Two Hats' socially distanced barbecue?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:37, archived)
Quick poo on his front lawn then scarpered

(dribble, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:28, archived)
Outlook Calendar is reminding me
that I've got the Production Pharmacists end of week catch-up later.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:21, archived)
dirty boy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 11:48, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LpY3FKyYbA
(MRS2, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:01, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGBh-atDpUA
(MRS2, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:01, archived)

youtu.be/NLfAmBHxs8o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:38, archived)
cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)

youtu.be/ZbM6WbUw7Bs
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)
i think that alone might have been what got him elected in the first place

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 17:14, archived)
Links is that way ^

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:28, archived)
yes they're right above you

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:34, archived)
Yes they is

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 19:16, archived)
Links don't think it be like it is but it do.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 19:24, archived)
trudat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:01, archived)
morning

(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:28, archived)
hullo

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:30, archived)
I trust you’ll be responding to any COVID-19 violations with maximum force
#hands #face #space #genocide
(Runcorn shitty limits, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:41, archived)
Fuck tha police

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 21:18, archived)
What, all of them?
That'd take a while
(dribble, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 23:55, archived)
not if we work together!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 5:05, archived)
alright

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 12:40, archived)
Yeah , still plenty of people milling about in London, lockdown lite

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 12:50, archived)
I've not been out today but my mrs reckons E Ham is quieter than usual
maybe they've all gone up west
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 13:15, archived)
I heard that life is peaceful there.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:11, archived)

E
quiet cheap
west sainsbury's
(dribble, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:21, archived)
That’s lockdown sorted

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:34, archived)
I haven’t left my studio apartment all day, let alone converted the sofa bed back into a sofa. Hope I find some work again soon.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:41, archived)
OOOH studio apartment, FANCY.

(I helped save b3ta! brb bio in pussy, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:52, archived)
It’s a bedsit really, I’m a bit down on my luck and had to move to somewhere inexpensive. At least it has a window.

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 15:43, archived)
my loft smells like arse
as it's now doubling as both gym and office, my curry sweat and guffs are making it almost unbearable in here.

#miasma
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 15:55, archived)
If flatulence was a covid symptom you'd never be able to go out again

(Nicki Minaj, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 7:30, archived)
spose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 7:37, archived)
you seem happy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 7:50, archived)
positively radiant

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:00, archived)
miserable tike you are

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:10, archived)
môrning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)
morning Cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:09, archived)
say it like you mean it

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:16, archived)
MORNING!!!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:18, archived)
There we go

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:26, archived)
morning

(Garold Huzzah!, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:20, archived)
alright Yeti, nice to have you back

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:16, archived)
GUTEN MORGEN

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:43, archived)
alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:51, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:03, archived)
morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 10:16, archived)
all times of day matter

(dribble, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:11, archived)
ATM

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 10:15, archived)
watching the chase hole in the wall

(dribble, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 10:30, archived)
TRUMP 4 PM!!!

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:16, archived)
they call him america johnson

(dribble, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:36, archived)
STRIKETHROUGH
+ Mr Boombastic, such a fuckin spastic
(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:46, archived)

Grab 'em by the pussy, call me Mr Pan... demic
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:59, archived)
New Jersey State Question 1. Legalize marijuana
Yes: 66.2%
No: 33.8%
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:29, archived)
question 2. are you hungry?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:36, archived)
Didnt somewhere legalise everything ?

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)
Hamsterdam

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:50, archived)
Oregon, I believe
Only in piss-tiny amounts though
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:50, archived)
oh oregon? no wonder my moroccan buddy is living there.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:51, archived)
yeah pretty much can't remember which state tho

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:50, archived)
not morning
=norning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 13:06, archived)
I'm just about exhausted with what today's had to offer so far.

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 13:14, archived)
Yeah I'm really struggling today, myself

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 13:17, archived)
Roll on close of business so we can use chemicals to beat our consciousness into submission again

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 13:22, archived)
*feeble hurrah*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 13:25, archived)
morning

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:04, archived)
sympathy morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 10:26, archived)
thanks babe x

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 11:12, archived)
Afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 12:36, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 7:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:06, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:20, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:10, archived)
morning

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:20, archived)
I looked up plane-o's pea thing
www.thespruceeats.com/lancashire-black-peas-and-vinegar-434956

I'd never heard of them before. Can't say I'm in a tearing hurry to try them.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 9:03, archived)
Northerners are just beastly.

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 9:03, archived)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x31zysj
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 9:18, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 10:23, archived)
morning glove

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 10:26, archived)
morning all
Haven't looked at the election results I hope everyone lost tho
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 6:40, archived)
I won

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:14, archived)
good for you Mr president

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:17, archived)
Are black peas a northern thing?
Who here hasn't had black peas on bonfire night?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:39, archived)
Don't rate them, that WILL Y AM is a prick

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:46, archived)
That fergie chick was fit, and she pisses on stage

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
Does she? Probably what attracted Prince Andrew to her.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
You prob googled it already
images.app.goo.gl/ysfBBFi448TDn3Mn7
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:22, archived)
I didn't actually as I'm still at work. Thanks for the link though. Not quite as sexy as I was expecting.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:41, archived)
Well as you are still at work what do you recommend for her leaky bladder

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:47, archived)
Fewer drink before a show

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:02, archived)
I think most women would say less kids , they have one or two, then jump and leak

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:14, archived)
Ummm me?
They don't sound great m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:05, archived)
Great with vinegar.
A bit like tripe. You either love them or hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)
The North never fails to horrify and disgust me.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 19:43, archived)
You live up north , the Thames is the cut off

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:00, archived)
Woah woah now

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:29, archived)
no

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:18, archived)
You have to say rainbow peas now, in schools

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:01, archived)
and now John Sessions

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:16, archived)
Damn you covid

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)
might kill myself in solidarity

(beepeedee Inner City Sumo, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
Just saying hi to the popular page

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:30, archived)
hi

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 20:45, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 21:17, archived)
Can't say I'm overly upset about that one

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
Outlived by keith richard's, who'd of have thought

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
John Sessioffs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:21, archived)
See you on the fp

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 18:25, archived)
Oh fuck it, if you insist.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 22:56, archived)
I hope Tony Slattery, Josie Lawrence and Paul Merton conduct his funeral
with Clive Anderson pressing his buzzer every few seconds and telling them what style they have to do it in.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:25, archived)
I loathe Josie Lawrence with a vehemence she almost certainly doesn't deserve

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:39, archived)
Whose line is it anyway was a steaming pile of wank

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 16:38, archived)
Big day for ar'e USA boarder's 2day
Looks like it may well all kick off either way it goes. I reckon wee Donnie will lose but won't concede and all manner of legal and protest-y shit will ensue. Hopefully my father won't get caught up in any rioting, Richmond VA is quite a hotspot for bother I understand.

Yeah, foreign politics chat - I think we've reached peak comedy website here.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:12, archived)
Four more year's

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:14, archived)
beers, steers and years

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:34, archived)
Four more Trumps!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:36, archived)
*parp*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:28, archived)
*guff*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)
*squeak*

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:59, archived)
top trumps!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:37, archived)
Four more
Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:43, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:28, archived)
Yeah I think you're on the money
He's already got the legal and protest-y shit all lined up, and the Proud Boys are going to riot whatever happens.

I've got a couple of friends and relatives across the Pond as well, so if they could just make it through this in one piece...that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:19, archived)
They'll be safe provided they have guns that are bigger than the protesters' guns,
the protesters who will be rioting over people voting for a commie pinko fag who wants to take away all the guns.

Guns.
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:29, archived)
They're boarding up the middle of NYC, unprecedented toimes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:34, archived)
Reuters has given its reporters flak jackets, helmets and gas masks
as if they were covering elections in fucking Somalia.
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:08, archived)
Christ
this is going to be awful either result
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:12, archived)
lol helmets

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:29, archived)
lol!

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:44, archived)
= lolmets

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:49, archived)
That would be a brilliant image challenge
Make /board Great Again!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:06, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post2633903
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:37, archived)
He's already said he won't accept the result if he loses
As soon as the result is known, he's threatened to go in with lawyers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:29, archived)
as long as he loses by a wide enough margin his shenanigans won't hold any water
if it's a close call they will have major problems
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:32, archived)
We won't know the result tonight anyway will we?
Didn't I hear that every state counts a different way and some will take ages to finish, if there's no clear majority they could be waiting on the last one or two
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:40, archived)
no we won't but there will come a point where enough of the states vital to a Trump or Biden win will have declared their results at which point in a normal election we would know pretty much definitely the end result.
But who fucking knows this time
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:45, archived)
Split the country in two, probably easiest

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:46, archived)
Not much point staying up, no
First results start coming out around midnight UK I believe. If it's a whitewash that may be clear by 4/5am ish but as others have said it's more likely that by then Trump will have fraudulently declared victory and the entire thing will be mired in shit with no clear outcome for days/weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:05, archived)
Four years ago I fell asleep waiting for the result.
Total waste of time listening to all that shit beforehand too, much like the brexit vote. Three hours of hot air and speculation before a single statistic is available.
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:13, archived)
The one thing tempting me to stay up
Is the likelihood of some batshit antics - whether that's Trump trying to steal the election, or riots breaking out, etc. But yeah, probably don't miss much by just catching up on it all in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:17, archived)
This is my plan, have a few drinks and a smoke tonight, crash out and see how tomorrow pans out


in fairness this the same plan I have every day
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:32, archived)
Won't stop him screaming and flinging his shit around

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:50, archived)
Fake votes, unless I won

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:52, archived)
Proper lol if he and his family have to be removed from the white house at gunpoint
With any luck they'll barricade themselves in and a siege will ensue with not so tragic consequences. Why should the taxpayer have to pay for his prison food
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:56, archived)
I have this horrible feeling that he will get voted in again though
it'd be in keeping with this year's utter shitness
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:00, archived)
If that happens then the world really is going badly, badly wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:28, archived)
If you want to go full tinfoil:
this is just what THEY want, the public to come to the realisation that voters are on the whole fucking idiots, and then we'll all willingly surrender any kind of say in anything
(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:43, archived)
Think I posted something very similar in 2016

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)
yes, this ^

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:40, archived)
If he looses I’ll delete my account

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:53, archived)
Lawyers with guns

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:36, archived)
=Luns

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 11:45, archived)
<s>Lawyers</s> Cows

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:08, archived)
<s>Cows</s> Priests

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 12:13, archived)
and money

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 14:37, archived)

I've got £150 on Trump to win. Not as good odds as 2016 but I'm fairly confident.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:16, archived)
2.6 according to a banner ad that came up last night

(dribble, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 13:18, archived)

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