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Went too far at BOOMTOWN
I think I've broken my brain, might get checked for diabetes
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)
what does that mean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:34, archived)
"lol I done a massive drugs"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
i know what that means

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
oh just because you live in a lighthouse you think you're so clever
twat
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:09, archived)
i can't stop polishing my lamp, it's for the sailors

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)
i bet it is you sweaty little bulb goblin

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:21, archived)
I dun a lol

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:34, archived)
He eats garden bulbs?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:45, archived)
apparently bluebell bulbs and wild garlic bulbs look very similar
when the bluebells are not in flower it's easy to confuse them.

bluebell bulbs are toxic and make you shit yourself horrendously or summink

not the best for soups, unless you're into that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:51, archived)
Can confirm.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:12, archived)
Why is the garlic wild?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)
you can use it anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:27, archived)
He looks like Steve Pemberton pretending to be really old.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 21:00, archived)
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:42, archived)
that boy needs therapy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:06, archived)
The man with the golden japper!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:13, archived)
Bollocks Never Dies

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:19, archived)
I’ve run out of herbs for my art project
No Thyme To Dye
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:35, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)
at least a butler or valet or summink

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:01, archived)
A nanny

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)
-n +f

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:08, archived)
nanfy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:09, archived)
mmetc

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:14, archived)
mmmbop

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:23, archived)
You did a drug, LOL!!!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:44, archived)
all drugs taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:46, archived)
they taste of colors

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:13, archived)
more like battery acid in my experience

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 18:22, archived)
Yes let's have a thread all about you.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
I shouldn't still be having constant head rushes 3 days later tho right?
Oh nevermind I don't like your racist aggressive negative energy anyway
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Wed 14 Aug 2024, 17:56, archived)
How very, very old are you?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 19:06, archived)
Hi /talk
Suggestions for what to do with the phone number and bank details of a rogue trader using textbook doorstepping, shitty work,refusal to rectify tactics?
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
Report them to trading standards

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:49, archived)
Yeah that as well

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
Post an all-caps message riddled with spelling and grammatical errors on Facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
-Facebook +b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
I FUKCED YOU'RE MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:57, archived)
THEIRS NO NEAD 2 B ROODE

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
Green typeface and loads of emojis

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:21, archived)
Machete coated in Deep Heat direct to the scrotum

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:58, archived)
+4fleas

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
And hoover. And Fire.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
nothing

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:26, archived)
Steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)
Dump them and get on with your life

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:43, archived)
smash their fucking faeces in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:14, archived)
kill yourself

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)
Call them
Then call HMRC

Merge the calls then hangup
krispcall.com/blog/how-to-add-someone-to-a-call/
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 20:53, archived)
Alright. I'm going to California next week. What are you doing next week?
Alt: bollocks
Alt alt: Hitler
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)
I’ll be in Lithuania
alt: arseboon dilbaro
alt alt: GUNTSMEG
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:07, archived)
Make a deposit whilst you're there

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:08, archived)
I’m making a deposit as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:11, archived)
+ with my head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)
Cor!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)

alt alt alt: gooch gouda
(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:14, archived)
Helmet Halloumi

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:15, archived)
that is absolutely disgusting
raw, it needs to be grilled
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
always grill your helmit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:24, archived)
grelmit 👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:26, archived)
Alright, Led Zeppelin

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:13, archived)
Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:16, archived)
I just want a piece of your custard pie

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:31, archived)
Same shit, different week, I expect.
Private jets, supermodels, casinos, fashion shoots, wanking into my chips before letting a seagull steal them.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:14, archived)
Average week in Brighton

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:16, archived)
Are you Boris Johnson?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:42, archived)
No, he's got more hair than me.
Other than that we're pretty much the same person though.

I jizz myself at the thought of a poor person having no food or public services.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:54, archived)
- the thought of having no food or public services

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:08, archived)
I don't care about anybody else;
When I hear 'Brexit' I jizz myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:25, archived)
I had this exact thought, no wonder we're the same person

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:47, archived)
Just like me and Boris Johnson!
That floppy-haired bag of cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:51, archived)
oh shit, there are four of me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:38, archived)
Which one is Boris Johnson's sock?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:43, archived)
President pretend-quack, presumably.
It's great that GPs only have to give 2 weeks notice in fantasy land, usually much longer on Earth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 13:45, archived)
that's why fantasy land is so popular

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:25, archived)
Read between the lines a bit...
...His employers have been trying to get rid of him for some time. Whatever his real job is, he sounds like a complete nightmare to be around.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:44, archived)
The lines are probably lies, though, not much point trying to extrapolate anything from them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)
excellent
I hope the san andreas fault doesn't cause you any issue while you are there
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:22, archived)
Oh it won't, it knows I'm coming

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8421122
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)
silly mr horrible, the LA Olympics aren't until 2028

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:33, archived)
On a work to rule so 25 patients a day
Finish jobbie on Friday
Long weekend then start new jobbie
Might tickle a toad's titties
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:40, archived)
my other half is going to LA next week for a conference
She said she will meet you at LAX
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:41, archived)
She's actually coming to my sex lighthouse
Sorry bruv
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:43, archived)
-l +sh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
I'll stand around with a sign that says $$

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)
I'll do it for $

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:32, archived)
The same as this week

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 11:45, archived)
Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 12:32, archived)
Have you been before? I've only been once, SF, I loved it there.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)
SexFace? Is that guy still around?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:32, archived)
He died of a broken kick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 14:59, archived)
shut up m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
I stayed in the Green Tortoise hostel in 2006, it was awesome.
Nearly as good as O'Callaghan's in Earls Court.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:11, archived)
the weather tho

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
Minding my own fucking business
with almost no chance of being shot at in the process.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)
Weednoos mornibobs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:38, archived)
Morning
It's too early for it to be morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:47, archived)
i'm awake! ugh.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:49, archived)
The view from my lighthouse is ace
Want a webcamfeed?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:56, archived)
a webcamdrink would be more preferable

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:18, archived)
I've invented a cocktail
Scrumpy, Stella and blackcurrant and a billy wrap
Lol cock
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:32, archived)
The sun has got his hat on \●/

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:55, archived)
You sound chipper comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 6:54, archived)
It’s hard to be glum
With a kitten attacking your toes
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)
Our last cat was fun as a kitten full of life
Then he grew up his routine was wake, eat, poo and pee, lick balls then back to sleep
Not too bad a life really
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:56, archived)
Depends whose balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:43, archived)
First day in my new house.
Might have to go round and wank in each room.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:37, archived)
inevitable strikey n
edit: I thought you said "walk", was that an autocorrect ninja?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:38, archived)
Magic

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:34, archived)
I should have known

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:40, archived)
Sounds great, sign me up!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Way ahead of you m8

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)
I wondered who that was looking at me

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)
Wanking at you

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)
Make sure you crack one off of you have a garden
Two if your neighbours can see
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:51, archived)
Fuck yeah morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:42, archived)
Hump day lol!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)
My lovely lady lump day

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:09, archived)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:43, archived)
Ayeee

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)
‘sup g

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)
Wurd

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)
MINGESTENCH

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:02, archived)
alright Pamela Doove

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 9:46, archived)
I've taken an impromptu day's holiday
woo yay dibnah
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 10:09, archived)
I find it very strange that we always get a beaker. One goes another starts. Rob always said he'd try and write a book on being a forum owner .
I hope that's the reason
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 22:05, archived)
A beaker?
I'm taking down the site to fix up some stuff, some that will lead to no more taking down, but that's the future, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 22:17, archived)
Ciijasiie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 1:32, archived)
from space

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Aug 2024, 2:11, archived)
Bollocks tbh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:25, archived)
alrite mr bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:38, archived)
tbh bollocks

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:49, archived)
It is indeed

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 19:25, archived)
has anyone said bollocks from the top of a lighthouse yet?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 20:17, archived)
the bollocks are usually at the bottom

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 20:21, archived)
really? hmm.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 20:37, archived)
my real name is Randall Cardigan

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:57, archived)
As president of the lighthouse I have to say it 5 days a week whilst facing a Mecca bingohall

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:06, archived)
edit my reply didn't work
goodnight chicken lips
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:09, archived)
Nini KFC

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:34, archived)
Just saw two tiny tiny fleas on my left foot
and they both jumped away before I could burn them. :(
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 20:09, archived)
#Infest

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:08, archived)
Try dettol m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:35, archived)
Hoover your foot off

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:40, archived)
Tune in and+

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)
Honest bollocks?
I am unsure how bollocks could ever be dishonest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 21:47, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:38, archived)

🅱🅾🅻🅻🅾🅲🅺🆂
🅾
🅻
🅻
🅾
🅲
🅺
🆂
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:41, archived)
alrite mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:42, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:47, archived)
good day?
filled with lovelyness and splendid experiences?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:53, archived)
Yeah, bummed a few bison, y'know, the usual
You?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:04, archived)
cock blocked a canary

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:06, archived)
ARSEHOLE

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:14, archived)
alright brb

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:15, archived)
Hi tbh

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:23, archived)
lol tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:23, archived)
idgi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 19:03, archived)
Suck off a stoat
or something. What's up with you flebtwiglets?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:16, archived)
Hi Queefykins

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:55, archived)
He's very easy to impersonate

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
Hi Queefykins

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
Someone sucked off my favourite stoat.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)
Yeah, that was me.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:20, archived)
I can't believe you did that, you blundering oaf

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
Is it too late to wank off a weasel?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
It's never too late

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
Here, have one of mine

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
this weasel has been wanked to death

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:45, archived)
and?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:49, archived)
wanking a dead weasel aint for me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 18:00, archived)
Do I have time to trombone a terrapin?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)
Spent the last half hour
Wondering if pushing a bellend down the board would give it splinters.
Not my fault, I've run out of wool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
How much wool did you push down your bellend??

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:24, archived)
None
He wouldn't let me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:42, archived)
I mean
it depends on the board
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
Enron

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)
Slightly too warm.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:04, archived)
Fire. And hoover. And Johnsons 4fleas foggers.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:13, archived)
Yesterday I think I had no bites.
The day before I burned 2 fleas on my legs, killed one, the other fell off and got lost in carpet, but basically has no legs so is just spider food. No bites today yet either.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)
imagine being reincarnated as a lowly flea then realising the only thing you have to eat is brb.
no wonder he's getting bitten less they've probably all killed themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:26, archived)
i think i pulled a muscle in my thigh
i was getting up from a kneeling position and there was a pop in the middle of my inner thigh and now it hurts like a twat.

getting old eh? it's not for sissies.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:41, archived)
actually the pop might have just been the vicar's knob coming out of my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 16:50, archived)
Pushing that bellend down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:26, archived)
nice work

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:27, archived)
Cheers, I've been training up for that

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:32, archived)
How does one train for it?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:52, archived)
Pushing that bellend down the board

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 11:27, archived)
That's right, the mascara snake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)
fast and bulbous

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:50, archived)
Wild Man Fischer would be closer to the truth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 17:52, archived)
Morning Mr H

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:51, archived)
I hope the fake doctor goes mad, gasses his family, then shoots himself in the mouth with a shotgun.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:52, archived)
Done!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 10:52, archived)
like he has a real family

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:00, archived)
I mean, I'd be equally happy with him shooting his family then gassing himself.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 14:17, archived)
mofs isn't that bad

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 11:59, archived)
wrong

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:17, archived)
That's right, the mascara snake

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
AND TAPERED, ALSO

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:46, archived)
BULBOUS ALSO TAPERED

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:56, archived)
ALSO, A TIN TEARDROP

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 13:56, archived)
easy now

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:22, archived)
Down with this sort of bellend

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:27, archived)
Morning jizzbots
Eurgh another work day, finish weekend after next then it is new job time after that
Feel free to congratulate me xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:10, archived)
You've got a new job?
Congratulations 🎊!@!@
(Bou: -, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:27, archived)
tA

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:28, archived)
What new job?

(Bou: -, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:40, archived)
NHS liaison between council, education etc
Basically having meetings about meetings about meetings
Monday to Friday, and loads of buffets
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:55, archived)
Awesome. I'm happy for you.
Don't get fat!
(Bou: -, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:22, archived)
I'm fat and it's not pleasant

(Bou: -, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:34, archived)
Nah you're just big boned

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:39, archived)
Haha!

(Bou: -, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:44, archived)
:)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:46, archived)
get fucked fanny features

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:27, archived)
Love you too xxxx
Thanks for the cock gaz it made my day xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:29, archived)
i meant to send it to mongy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:31, archived)
:(

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)
get fucked fanny features

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:46, archived)
Hi bestie xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 7:56, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:18, archived)
Alreet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:38, archived)
Morning, gosh, is it chilsner time yet?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:42, archived)
Anytime is you silly sausage

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 8:46, archived)
get fucked fanny features

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 12:19, archived)
Verified Purchase
I bought these Chilllsners after I saw them on some new product review show. I tend to buy many different kinds, brands, and flavors of beers to taste test. Some are in bottles and some are in cans. Also, I live about a mile from a great brewery that has a bar and a patio. And of course, they serve beer in pint glasses. So I bought these (used) to try out with bottles and pint glasses. Mostly for when I'm at the brewery drinking from pint glasses and sometimes when I drink at home and use the bottles or pour the canned beer into glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 3:05, archived)
Chillsner by mofaha
I buy many flavors, kinds, and brands
Some are in bottles, and some are in cans
At the brewery everyone sits on their asses
At home I use bottles or pour cans into glasses
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Aug 2024, 3:15, archived)
It's too hot to do any vacuuming tonight.
What is it too hot to bother with where you are?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 20:58, archived)
Quark-gluon plasma.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 21:42, archived)
Give it all the fancy names you like
it’s still your jizz and you still need to clean it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 21:47, archived)
Alright Mama Cornette.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 23:50, archived)
hi knob's

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:22, archived)
SUP QUEEF
BEER O'COCK ETC ETC
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:22, archived)
was going to try for a no booze week but it's so fucking hot there's no way I'm not having a chilsner after work
plus I'm out with my boss tomorrow which will involve fine wines anyway so the week's a writeoff already
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)
excellent

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:30, archived)
I've started drinking Corona 0% alcohol
Pretty good. Tastes just like a beer!
(Planearm, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:14, archived)
piss off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:25, archived)
"Chilsner"? :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:25, archived)
Sounds like something you’d have on your holibobs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:27, archived)
kosh my crush

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:38, archived)
It's chilsner o'clock, with a puppy chilsner for my fur baby!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 19:05, archived)
There needs to be a "delete someone else’s account" option

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 19:44, archived)
...and kill them

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 20:16, archived)
selves

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 20:48, archived)
Beer lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:30, archived)
pull the other one lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:31, archived)
I is pulling the udder one now
Tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 17:31, archived)
How did yr dj spot go?

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)
ngl I fucking smashed it m8
my pal whose birthday it was, was delighted
saw some hilarious old faces too, from the rave days
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:25, archived)
Have a good gurn?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)
i've stayed in contact with literally zero people from my rave days lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:34, archived)

from my rave days
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:40, archived)
it's off to work we gob's

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 17:02, archived)
It's my b3taday, where's my fucking candle?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 17:05, archived)
Have you checked your bottom?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 17:32, archived)
yes is it under uranus?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:36, archived)
Hello Queef

(PORCY, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 17:34, archived)
Yo queefy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 18:07, archived)
I'm the world's shittest chess player
Do you play?
Did you see the queens gambit?
(Bou: -, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)
i saw a lot more than that also
IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERFUNKIN CLOCK O'COCK
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:17, archived)
Thanks I'll have if you're buying

(Bou: -, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:23, archived)
i'm not sorry

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:29, archived)
I know the rules that's it

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)
I've been playing for years and I'm still shit
I play on chess.com
(Bou: -, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:25, archived)
It's International Elephant Day
Ways to celebrate?
I thought of wearing a nose dildo and making elephant sounds
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:05, archived)
*snort*

(Lord Buttfart, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:10, archived)
I'm considering stampeding through /talk
crushing you all under my feet and goring you with my tusks.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:18, archived)
II'm updating my will l8r

+y lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 13:47, archived)
What are you leaving us all?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 14:10, archived)
His entire collection of autographed Red Hot Chilli Peppers LPs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 14:22, archived)
I'm not accepting them unless they've also been signed by Dave Grohl.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 14:52, archived)
Lol

(PORCY, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
- ch
+ w
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:15, archived)

Ch b
Pe ja
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:23, archived)
He's leaving his collection of Dunlop Green Flash to the nation

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
actually my sneakers are going to MEATSNAKE poster

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:16, archived)
Gonna make a trunk call

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 14:22, archived)
might have a sticky bun

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:21, archived)

c n
n m
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:51, archived)
Martina Šimkovičová, y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:27, archived)
Never heard of her before.
She looks like she should be presenting something shit on daytime TV, like Homes in the Bargain Attic Under the Hammer's World or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:30, archived)
She's apparently some kind of far-right politician.
"If I have a weakness it's for fast cars and fashy women."
"Don't you mean 'flashy'?"
"No."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:41, archived)
Homophobe of the Year
I thought that was a type of trombone
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 10:02, archived)
Very pretty

(Bou: -, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)
Golf claps
Excellent thread stomping
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:31, archived)
Aww c'mon, it's hardly a 'stomp' after an interval of nearly two hours.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:44, archived)
I'll give you that
I meant stomping lolDozer
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:57, archived)
ň

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:31, archived)
that's easy for you to say!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:36, archived)
Heh.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:40, archived)
does she have a decent pair of bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:45, archived)
Pickled in a jam jar

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 10:03, archived)
jam jar binks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 10:09, archived)
Turtle power!

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 10:09, archived)
Once.

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:58, archived)
How kind!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 10:04, archived)
No idea who that is

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:02, archived)
I had to google her

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:16, archived)
looks a bit like the Nazi woman
from the third Indy film. Similar politics too it would seem.
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)
Does she say Hitler?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:17, archived)
I strongly think so

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:23, archived)
Alison Doody

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:38, archived)
Howdy Doody

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:46, archived)
I was quite taken aback when I saw her being interviewed on the DVD 'making of' documentary 20 years later
and she's broad Irish.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:47, archived)
Did a quick google and she is still gorgeous

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:56, archived)
Taffin
now there is a quality film
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:44, archived)
Never seen it

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 15:44, archived)
don't bother
it's not worth the effort

m.youtube.com/watch?v=MgTVrcRUMig
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:21, archived)
Nazi but nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:09, archived)
Homofób

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:42, archived)
I self identity as one

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:49, archived)
it's what it said under one of the pictures of her

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 11:54, archived)
"I'm not scared of them. I just hate them."

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:10, archived)
/links?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 12:26, archived)
Obviously no.
Nazism is a big turn-off. Like, I want her to die, so that's not ideal for maintaining an erection.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:18, archived)
Necrophilia?

(Bou: -, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 12 Aug 2024, 7:38, archived)
Happy Monday xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 7:44, archived)
deja vu

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 7:54, archived)
Morning, fuckers.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
I'd like to visit a lighthouse
If bashes still happen can we have one in a lighthouse?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 18:05, archived)
let me check the calendar

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 18:31, archived)
Good lad

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 18:50, archived)
Wonder how often the sign for this one gets vandalised
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peninnis_Lighthouse
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 19:12, archived)
Once by me

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 19:42, archived)
on it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 1:02, archived)
Seems like a bright idea

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 19:13, archived)
There's a lighthouse jobbie in Brittany that pays 1.2 million a year

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 19:47, archived)
lol jobbie

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 19:48, archived)
@billyconnolly

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 20:24, archived)
the lighthouse i live in?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 0:59, archived)
Not your one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 1:20, archived)
But I tidied up and everything

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Aug 2024, 1:47, archived)
morning

(beepeedee 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 11 Aug 2024, 12:53, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 13:11, archived)
evening

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 13:21, archived)
Silly sausage

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 14:19, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 15:00, archived)
🪟🪟🪟🐒🪟🪟🪟

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
I don't get it sos

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)
Neither do i

(PORCY, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)
getting up and looking through the windows

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:33, archived)
do you live in a lighthouse?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:36, archived)
which lighthouse specifically are you asking about?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)
the one you live in

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:41, archived)
a long while back someone on here asked about what's the most expensive thing you own, do you remember that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:51, archived)
Sex dungeon under a lighthouse

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 17:02, archived)
more of a darkhouse really

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 17:57, archived)
no.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 17:16, archived)
Strikey shite house
I can't be arsed it's too hot
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 17:01, archived)
Hahaha, I get it!
"...mushroom, mushroom, oh no it's a snake!", right???
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:32, archived)
it does look like there's snake coming out of his bumhole
"rearing up"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:34, archived)
Bum lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 17:03, archived)
CHODESMELL

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 15:30, archived)
Olà

(Lord Buttfart, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:10, archived)
lovely morning!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 7:42, archived)
First lie in for ages, 7am, practically the afternònong time
Yeah the sun deffo has his/her/gender neutral hat on
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 7:53, archived)
genderectum

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 8:36, archived)
Rectum?
Fucking DESTROYED them
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:07, archived)
Zam

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
Good morning !

(Bou: -, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 8:52, archived)
not you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 8:55, archived)
Please ignore this account
I'm testing something
(PORCY, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:36, archived)
don't do requests, soz

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 16:37, archived)
Morning comrade

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:08, archived)
Morning Doc!
How are you today?
Lekker Sondag.
(Bou: -, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:20, archived)
I'm ok it is a do bugger all day
Eat loads and binge watch the John Wick movies
You?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:54, archived)
I'm bingeing on ice cream
Not watching anything. Playing chess with my ex boyfriend online. He's in Cape Town.
(Bou: -, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 11:05, archived)
It is quite lovely
Bbq later
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 8:57, archived)
splendid!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you piece of shit, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 8:59, archived)
Nice one
Just be careful and don't torch any more libraries please
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:09, archived)
:O

(PORCY, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:35, archived)
I love libraries
Burning books is for nazis and the illiterate
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 11:14, archived)
Just taking the piss
Burning a library is beyond senseless
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 11:54, archived)
it really is
despite my headache

hopefully this coffee will help
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:28, archived)
Coffee is a diuretic
And will make it worse.
Have a glass of water
(PORCY, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 9:33, archived)
it did!

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 10:31, archived)
hi miz
I had a fantastic day yesterday, to paraphrase 'Haircut One Hundred', really rather elated today, might sodomise a swordfish
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 12:10, archived)
Gig go ok?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 12:37, archived)
Giggook?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Aug 2024, 15:03, archived)

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