Jam on it, a-jam on it, I said a-jam-m-m-m-jam on ityoutu.be/M-0Z_2j1a1U?si=r1ZjTJUBngcI5vj7
no offence
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 9:12,
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Going for a run in the rain- cause it makes me wet?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 10:14,
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There's a road north of our village that's been washed away- Chunks of tarmac all broken up and spread down the hillside.
Very exciting - it always feels epic to go hiking or running in wild weather.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 11:41,
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M8 I could have told you that without you having to go for a run.My house has windows
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Girl I want to make you wetwet till you can't wet no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some, more, more
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Tingemits.Being mittens that are very subtly coloured.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 16:52,
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Do they have that special string?The one that goes through the sleeves of your coat, so you don't lose them?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 17:40,
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Not as standard, no.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 22:21,
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and I'm losing control(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 14:40,
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Cause the power it's supplying (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 15:59,
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You'd better do a guff(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 22:29,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 5:02,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 8:43,
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introducing the crew ya gotta see to believewe're one, two, three, four, five MCs
not really, morning
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:45,
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I think my day might be sponsored by 1979-1985 hip hopone for the treble, two for the bass, come on Davy D let's rock this place
no offence like
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:47,
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FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:49,
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play some ghosts n goblins and calm down(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:57,
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I say drink espresso and listen to smooth jazz (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:01,
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I'm watching Break Machine being interviewed on Italian TVbasically the same
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9jwkipD8cg&ab_channel=3Disco
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:05,
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I have a sudden urge to buy a Rubiks cube (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:38,
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That stuff was fucking amazing (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:14,
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Poss Queef interest?imgur.com/gallery/cliff-richards-what-NXsW5a7
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:13,
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You just don't hear about Aids any more, do you?Sad how times change.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:33, Reply)
Ebola gone off the boil too. I'm sure those chinks will piss some bats off soon . They love it. (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:39,
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At my previous workplaceWhere my area did 2nd line of defence compliance monitoring, our pretty right-on Head Of gave us a pep talk, how we were there to 'find the chinks'.
Me and my Hong Kong born biracial colleague exchanged a look at that point, it was one of those real life David Brent moments.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, Reply)
Anecdotes like these are why BRB won't talk to us anymore. You monster...
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:21, Reply)
Apparently you need to 'do a racism'. Pretty sure that was the terminology.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:57, Reply)
Lads on loads of mental health drugs. I thought best to leave him to it. (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09,
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Zika's my favourite, it's really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:43, Reply)
Heard of it! It's the reason I started my small hat shop. (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:00,
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Small hat shop?I try to avoid it, but this is definitely another brb post of interest.
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Genie, 3 wishes, asking for a little head. You can fill in the rest.
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I'll drink to that (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:59,
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Extra drinking!Dad's been given the OK to come home from the hospital! It's been a month, but he can finally come home.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:56,
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Had an attack of vertigo on the stairs Fell backwards down the stairs and broke his left shoulder, left arm, four ribs and his pelvis. In the hospital, he developed a serious infection which the nurses admitted was from the cannula, so he's been on an intravenous antibiotic I.V. for 2 weeks. He had a scan Wednesday to make sure that the infection was gone and hadn't got to his heart. There's a downstairs wet room and toilet, so he doesn't need to go upstairs, as we've also got him a single bed in the living room. He's just waiting until they sort out district nurse visits.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09,
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Fucking hell.I'm very glad nothing of note ever happens to me and those around me.
Touch wood etc.
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Good news!I was going to ask how he's doing. 1 month in hospital seems a long time for an OAP.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:29,
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It is He's never been in hospital for more than a couple of days before this
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:41,
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Lots of racism in your thread, mr horrible.You should fix that.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:55,
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Good eveningIs it time for booze / sexings / massive drugs yet?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:15,
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it was booze of the cock at about quarter past three i just didn't think anyone cared anymore*sniffle*
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:16,
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have you been thoroughly trained?(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33,
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I went to the pub at 1, then sat in my friends car for a teams interview at 3, then went back drinking at 315. All Very professional (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:22,
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have you considered buying an ant?
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:26,
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That just launched a diliveroo advert on something called jewtube. Please don't troll like this, first warning. (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:44,
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they're very popularit wasn't long after i got ants all my neighbours had them too. or was that cockroaches?
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:51,
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Breaker breaker come on good buddy 10-4 rubber dickLol
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:28,
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i rubber ducky my mate all day long at work(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33,
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My elder brother got a CB radio- in the early 80s, probably because of that Convoy film.
We lived on a little island, with only about 1/2 mile of dual carriageway, by the airport. Not a trucker for a hundred miles or more. Just a bunch of teenage kids, giggling on it.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:34,
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my mum's cb handle was 'Harpic'clean round the bend
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:46,
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That and they were 30 quid and you could talk to your mates without your parents screaming about the phone (
mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:49,
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I had one too My handle was Batfink
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:58,
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Judging by some of the shitposting on here I’d say it’s 24/7(
Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:29,
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Preferably not in that order.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:36,
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one smeg closer to the smegand i'm about to smeg
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:46,
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smeg has taken all my money but i feel great about it(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:33,
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Hello QueefI'm thinking of buying a door.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:22,
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you defo should m8, doors are gr8for some reason in my house there isn't a door to the sitting room nor to the kitchen/diner. Thankfully there is at least a door to the khazi.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:31,
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My mate's neigbour fitted a new front door with a windowwhich looked directly through to their bathroom door that also had a window.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:17,
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you're talking about yourself here m8 aren't you(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23,
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👉👈 Maaaybe(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:30,
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I got a quarter of the way through stripping and sanding back the existing bathroom doorand thought "fuck this shit" now I'm worried about buying a new door and fucking that up, might just go back to renting.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:19,
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burn the place down, claim on insurance and buy a new gaff with decent doorsYOUR WELCOME
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23,
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I feel guilty getting such high quality lifehacks for freewhat a community we have here.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:26,
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we all just muck in and help each other out ehit's just 'the b3ta way'
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32,
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Bou can remind you where you live,BRB can give you some pointers on not being a racist.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:40,
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I could probably show you how to make a molotov cocktail (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:21,
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I'd only drink it.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:27,
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oh man I would totes have taken that username had I thought of it(
Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:21,
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Mrs Smegwin has brought me a litre of Hennessy back from DelhiNice one Mrs Smegwin
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:13,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 6:31,
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They keep saying coffee is bad for youNanny state, I call it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:53,
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G-OAT-STORM(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:12,
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Like a goatnado?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:19,
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or a goatphoon or gempest(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:40,
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Morning (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:37,
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Katt William's says people are calling each other 'THE GOAT!' now because of Satan.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:25, Reply)
morningin Japanese the word for goat is yagi
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:00,
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now this is the excellent internet we’re all here for (
Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:56,
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you would say thatso pleased you're not dead
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:44,
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probably a relative using your dx66rip
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:26,
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ningle all the wayyou fucking weirdo
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:46,
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Some fellow human at work mentioned b3ta todayThey pronounced it bee three tee ay.
What do I do?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:21,
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prove you are humanthen gas yourself
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:24,
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thought i'd drunk all my beer but just found a full can wooo!(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 21:20,
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Evening I have had 6 calls from the mental in an hour, asking why we can't assassinate Putin.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 22:41,
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The mental?Seems like a number to block tbh.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 9:08,
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Bollocks.Did horbs died?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:31,
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I don't know (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:48,
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Who or what TF is "horbs"?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:03,
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Fuck off, Trouser.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:27,
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ROFL threadHi pillock's, how ru rofl
I fell asleep on the tube on my way home last night and ended up in Upminster, had to get a £60 cab home. What a cunt eh reader's
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:22,
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Could you not have just got the tube back?£60 is still cheaper than the train, though
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:29,
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Ah bugger That was an expensive nap
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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YepIt's not the first time I've done it either.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:47,
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you need to get back on the gear it'd be cheaper(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:27,
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Up minister?Bit rude.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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Upminster is a suburban town in East London, England, within the London Borough of Havering. Located 16.5 miles (26.6 km) east-northeast of Charing Cross, it is one of the locally important district centres identified in the London Plan.Historically a rural village, it formed an ancient parish in the Chafford hundred of the county of Essex. The economic history of Upminster is characterised by a shift from farming to brick making to garden suburb. It is currently mainly commercial shopping, small businesses and residential.
It sounds nice. You should have stayed and made a new life there.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:06,
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I went to a wedding there once, it's a fucking dumpI was given the strongest cocaine I have ever taken, so it wasn't a total writeoff
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:10,
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I remember walking 10 miles home onceThankfully it was summer.
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$$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:12,
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+ lay-by + dump site - prozzie (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:08,
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I used to spend my Saturdays going to there for Romford skatepark. (
mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:31,
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Are any of you fuckers going to say "afternoon" or is it going to be left up to me?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:26,
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Wait we didn't even have a "morning" thread today.What's going on? Do we need to have a meeting about this?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:27,
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AFTERNOON (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:10,
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Don't look now, but it's SNOWING! (on John Peel (in the Thames)).(
Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23,
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There's a Peel in the Thames?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:44,
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Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, shrivelled up homunculus.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:17,
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never in the field of human conflicthave so few been owed so much by so shrivelled up homunculusy
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Too latewww.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/smaller-than-small/
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:56,
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It's snowing up a storm here, I've just been outside cunting around in my boxers.
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Aww, I quite liked him.Big fighty northern bugger that he was.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 7:36,
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Really?I always thought he was a fucking wanker. John Prescott wasn't great either
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:03,
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He was fun!x.com/adamfleming/status/1486219713994797057
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23,
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Hold on, I think moderation of posters has gone on. What a load of wank, you did nothing as it was fun the right thing, whatever. Then you get involved. You can't believe in anarchy and then behave like god. Wankers .
Alright
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mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:00,
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They were leaving everyone to fend for themselves for lulz, then bottled it. Either mod the place or not.(
mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:17,
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NoI meant I'm personally coming round to your houses to end it all
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:21,
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I support this endeavour.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 10:31,
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Careful mongy, they could ban you with one tap of their dogshit smeared keyboard(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:08, Reply)
Has the crisis passed?(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:21,
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I'm referring to the unspeakable horror.(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:48,
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You have been busy!(
brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 22:49,
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Buzz will be pleased....
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:14,
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It's pretty shit here. Unless you're talking about the weather, which is quite nice.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:19,
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i didn't know you'd moved to Runcorn(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:43,
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Christ, you just reminded me that Runcorn exists.Thanks MiseryCunt, my day doesn't seem so bad now in comparison.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:47,
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Nobody needs to be reminded that runcorn exists (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 20:56,
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Bumcorn is eternal Due to its structure and indigestibility
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:28,
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It's so uniquely shit that connoisseurs of shitness called it 'Runicorn'. (
Mr. Tea Dmedff, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 21:16,
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Snowed again last night But not much
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:25,
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it's actually against the law for it to snow here, i think(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:44,
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why fuck in hell when there are beds in heaven(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:20,
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Wish the government would hurry up with this assisted dying bill so I can get on with some good old fashioned shipmanning(, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:41, Reply)
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA SHIPMAAAAAN!(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 18:20,
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A deer?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:01,
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I'm eating a banana#anecdoatesnotmyforte
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:33,
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Eeeewww (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:37,
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They are a bit like penises. Absolutely filthy. Ban them, I say.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:38,
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I can't bear them The smell is enough to make me feel sick
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 13:45,
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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit It's the only way to be sure
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:31,
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I'm having a busy day stripping,Calm down you lot, I'm talking about doors! I am stripping paint off doors.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:42,
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it's beer clock cock tick tock cock clock cock(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:16,
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I'm getting prepper emails now1. Use any cash reserves you have in the house to buy food and other supplies. Cash will hold its value until people realize this is no ordinary blackout.
2. Hurry up and fill your bathtub with water. As the pumps stop working there will still be some water left in the pipes that you can take advantage of.
3. Get all your food from the fridge and freezer and salt it, smoke it or can it to make it last longer. You will need it badly.
4. Build THESE No Grid Survival Projects on your property (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 15:55,
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Stock up on M.R.Es (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 16:13,
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Instructions unclearI now own 300 copies of Automatic for the People
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:15,
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Instructions unclear I now own 300 copies of The Chronic
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:27,
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Who are you getting them from?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 17:16,
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Morning You unrelenting fishmitten
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 7:38,
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Morning You shuddering spasm of sclerotic phlegm
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:58,
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Baffle, a device used for the purpose of restricting the flow of hydraulic fluid in a high pressure line. It consists of a disc with a small central perforation.
Glossary Terms Plastics (British Standards Institution) 34
My cock is basically a disc with a small central perforation, so I think this clears everything up.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:04,
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I SAID IT CLEARS EVERYTHING UP(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:13,
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I think the real question is 'what *isn't* a wankbaffle?' m8Ponder on that
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:31,
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Going to a gig on my own l8rWent to a DJ gig on my own last night too. What a loos'er eh guy's
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:30,
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Actually it was that Asian looking prick with the cakeYou know the one I nean
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 11:57,
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Status updates, please.I'm currently felching a finch but it's losing its appeal, so I might jizz on a jay in a bit.
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Mr. Tea Dmedff, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:38,
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i'm buggering a buffaloin the arse
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:39,
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hellocan anyone recommend a really really good audible book or books? i've got six credits, probably had six for ages just found out you can only have six as they apparently expire, so i've basically been paying for nothing since i haven't been using them.
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:53,
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yes there <s>are some</s> is one of histhe questioner
two trains running
foreskintaken
another chance to get it right
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MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 19:15,
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I'm greasing up a gibbon, presently.I will no doubt chin-dong a chimp, later.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:45,
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Why the primates?Makes it easier to pretend it's your mum, etc.
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 17:47,
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Hiding in the bogs at work Because I don't want to mop the corridor
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 18:07,
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Also, it seems some retarded wankbaffle Has decided to try to insult me by changing my bio info.
What a tragic waste of flesh and oxygen.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:01,
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careful, they'll change it to that next(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:08,
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I know Hilarious, isn't it?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:27,
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Fuck knows But I can't change it back
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15,
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so you can check your diary if you were pissed up that night?(
MiseryCunt wanky bum noodle dicks, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 2:28,
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I could check the logs for any suspicious activityAround the time it happened.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 8:28,
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Luckily mine is ok, Sn0tters.So it's not the end of the world yet.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:33,
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Trust me, I would never call myself thick (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:15,
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Yeah but when did it change?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:34,
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I don't know, I very rarely check it But I've fixed it now
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 10:58,
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Just ask Bou how she did it.My guess is she just guessed the password.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 14:36,
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I might goon with a baboon lateronce I unload a bumload on a ribbed toad.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:10,
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Ribbed for your pleasure?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 20:28,
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I did my own researchand found that the American Ribbed Toad is otherwise known as a 'tailed frog' - and the tail is in fact an "extension of the male cloaca."
So it's more likely ribbed for their pleasure, I guess the females' pleasure specifically, since they employ internal fertilisation and the females are presumably the ones selecting for bigger male sex organs.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:06,
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You have way too much time on your hands (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:10,
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I barely spend any time on my hands.What do you have against knowing stuff?
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:31,
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Nothing But amphibians, although lovely, are not a topic I feel like spending time on
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 21:41,
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Providing emotional support to a horse,because I just care, alright?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 1:42,
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