afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:25, archived)

dribble

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:33, archived)

:*(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 15:57, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 13:15, archived)

‘noon
quiet here innit. Maybe everyone’s busy working..
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 13:53, archived)

Mondays are v hectic for me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:03, archived)

I will be working later on

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:09, archived)

I was putting a new door handle on a door
I store all my door handles on doors.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:13, archived)

good idea

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 17:38, archived)

I'm staying at my sisters today and tomorrow. It's lovely.
They have two black cats that are very cute and adorable, but huge - I recon there could be some reported sightings of panthers in the area. Brother in law looks really well, the treatment is doing its job at the moment and he's in good spirits. Literally. He's started drinking whiskey again for the first time in a year.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)

That's great news about your BiL! Hurrah.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 25 Nov 2024, 14:43, archived)

Great news!
My mum was going to visit my dad at the hospital at 3,but instead, she's bringing him home!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:03, archived)

pleased to hear that m8
we've all experienced how shit the big copyright can be for everyone. glad he's doing well.
( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 16:48, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:08, archived)

Monday, yeah?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:20, archived)

they keep coming
All over our faces
( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:48, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Nov 2024, 7:35, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:48, archived)

Elloelloello
what's going on 'ere then?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:00, archived)

You're not a cop, right?

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:50, archived)

Something about helmits

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 10:07, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:45, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:49, archived)

Morning chums.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:32, archived)

fuck off you rectangular retard

( MiseryCunt, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:49, archived)

Bit harsh mate.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 9:51, archived)

Round remedial?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:04, archived)

spherical spazz

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)

Knobsack©.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:47, archived)

Mingetits ™

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:51, archived)

Knobsacks, baby

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)

Thats where it’s at

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road
That says 15 miles to the knobsack
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:24, archived)

Bang, bang, bang, on the sac baby
*thwap*
*thwap*
I can't hear you
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 8:00, archived)

ROCK LOBSTER!!

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 16:19, archived)

alright Jabberwoc you creepy sex pest

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)

He never pestered me sexually
I feel a bit left out, tbh.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 22:25, archived)

Fack orf.

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 26 Nov 2024, 2:21, archived)

Sobknack®

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 23:16, archived)

GESTATIONAL SAC

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Nov 2024, 6:36, archived)

Evening bollocks to you all

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

Evening Mr. H.

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)

BLAH BLAH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:29, archived)

just ordered some chinese bollocks

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)

Did they come with plum sauce?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)

Actual lol

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:49, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

Nuns on the Runs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Nov 2024, 21:16, archived)

I'm playing mum today
With the shopping and the laundry and making lunch for everyone. It's not boring, tbh.
What are you all doing on this fine Sunday?
Alt: favourite gravy? You can't say arse.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 13:45, archived)

lying in bed eating noodles and watching someone play old sprectrum games on utube

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 14:11, archived)

Have they played punchy?
Or disco Dan?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 14:16, archived)

i don't think so

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 14:18, archived)

I did like punchy
ZX-Spectrum was the first computer/game console we ever got
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 14:51, archived)

haha that looks fun

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)

I'm listening to mice in the attic.
I hate gravy. Never understood the appeal, even when I ate meat.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)

I like gravy, if it's done properly
And what are the mice doing? Is this a weird mouse porn fetish?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 16:26, archived)

Sounds like they're building something.
Not sure why your mind took you to weird porn. You're probably some kind of pervert.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 23:09, archived)

today
With the shopping and the laundry and making lunch for everyone. It's not boring, tbh.
What are you all doing on this fine Sunday?
Alt: favourite gravy? You can't say arse. I want the world to kno-ow
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 16:17, archived)

I don't get it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 16:24, archived)

i love you so

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 16:30, archived)

Aww, that's sweet

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:14, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Nov 2024, 7:12, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 7:30, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:04, archived)

mornring

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:06, archived)

Gorning
FUCK OFF BRB
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:38, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:44, archived)

Jam on it, a-jam on it, I said a-jam-m-m-m-jam on it
youtu.be/M-0Z_2j1a1U?si=r1ZjTJUBngcI5vj7

no offence
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 9:12, archived)

Can't accept jam, we need ham & cheese I'm afraid

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 9:57, archived)

This is jam not

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 11:40, archived)

*pumps it up*

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 10:26, archived)

*kicks it out*

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 16:43, archived)

aaaayyyyyy!
/fonz
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 9:14, archived)

Going for a run in the rain
- cause it makes me wet?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 10:14, archived)

I’ve just been for a run, absolute shite weather

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 10:27, archived)

^ got the runs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Nov 2024, 11:19, archived)

There's a road north of our village that's been washed away
- Chunks of tarmac all broken up and spread down the hillside.

Very exciting - it always feels epic to go hiking or running in wild weather.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 11:41, archived)

The first draft of The Dead Flag Blues needed some rework.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Nov 2024, 11:56, archived)

The Dead Flag Blues There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

M8 I could have told you that without you having to go for a run.
My house has windows
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 14:23, archived)

Girl I want to make you wet
wet till you can't wet no more
And if you cry out
I'm gonna push it some, more, more
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)

Tingemits.
Being mittens that are very subtly coloured.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 16:52, archived)

Do they have that special string?
The one that goes through the sleeves of your coat, so you don't lose them?
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 17:40, archived)

Not as standard, no.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 22:21, archived)

fuck off brb

( MiseryCunt, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

I've got wind

( MiseryCunt, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)

It's multiplying

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 14:24, archived)

and I'm losing control

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 14:40, archived)

Cause the power it's supplying

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 15:59, archived)

IT’S ERECT-IFYING

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 16:37, archived)

You'd better do a guff

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 22:29, archived)

cos i pee'd my pants

( MiseryCunt, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:11, archived)

And I've sharted out a poooo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 24 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)

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( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 5:02, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 7:44, archived)

bob dobson
that's a blast from the past!

morning
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 8:16, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 8:43, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 9:09, archived)

introducing the crew ya gotta see to believe
we're one, two, three, four, five MCs

not really, morning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:45, archived)

I think my day might be sponsored by 1979-1985 hip hop
one for the treble, two for the bass, come on Davy D let's rock this place

no offence like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:47, archived)

FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH NAR FIYSH

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:49, archived)

soz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:49, archived)

play some ghosts n goblins and calm down

( MiseryCunt, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:57, archived)

I say drink espresso and listen to smooth jazz

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:01, archived)

I'm watching Break Machine being interviewed on Italian TV
basically the same

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9jwkipD8cg&ab_channel=3Disco
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:05, archived)

I have a sudden urge to buy a Rubiks cube

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:38, archived)

and a can of Quatro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 11:54, archived)

aww i loved quatro

( MiseryCunt, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:01, archived)

It was the fucking tits eh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:11, archived)

That stuff was fucking amazing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:14, archived)

Poss Queef interest?
imgur.com/gallery/cliff-richards-what-NXsW5a7
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Nov 2024, 12:13, archived)

Pushing that wizard down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)

Sup ger

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

Yo d

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

mary shelly's bollocks time

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:36, archived)

doo dah, doo dah

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:54, archived)

Yeah push me baby

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)

You just don't hear about Aids any more, do you?
Sad how times change.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

Ebola gone off the boil too. I'm sure those chinks will piss some bats off soon . They love it.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)

At my previous workplace
Where my area did 2nd line of defence compliance monitoring, our pretty right-on Head Of gave us a pep talk, how we were there to 'find the chinks'.

Me and my Hong Kong born biracial colleague exchanged a look at that point, it was one of those real life David Brent moments.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Did you eat bats ?

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)

Course.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:02, archived)

Anecdotes like these are why BRB won't talk to us anymore.
You monster...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

I put brb on ignore years ago. He never ignored me

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:42, archived)

Apparently you need to 'do a racism'. Pretty sure that was the terminology.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:57, archived)

Lads on loads of mental health drugs. I thought best to leave him to it.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)

FIND. THE. CHINKS.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:33, archived)

Zika's my favourite, it's really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)

Sad!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Heard of it! It's the reason I started my small hat shop.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)

Small hat shop?
I try to avoid it, but this is definitely another brb post of interest.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:24, archived)

Genie, 3 wishes, asking for a little head.
You can fill in the rest.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)

I'll drink to that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:59, archived)

Extra drinking!
Dad's been given the OK to come home from the hospital! It's been a month, but he can finally come home.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:56, archived)

Good news!
What was the issue?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:58, archived)

Had an attack of vertigo on the stairs
Fell backwards down the stairs and broke his left shoulder, left arm, four ribs and his pelvis. In the hospital, he developed a serious infection which the nurses admitted was from the cannula, so he's been on an intravenous antibiotic I.V. for 2 weeks. He had a scan Wednesday to make sure that the infection was gone and hadn't got to his heart. There's a downstairs wet room and toilet, so he doesn't need to go upstairs, as we've also got him a single bed in the living room. He's just waiting until they sort out district nurse visits.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)

Fucking hell.
I'm very glad nothing of note ever happens to me and those around me.

Touch wood etc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 1:04, archived)

Good news!
I was going to ask how he's doing. 1 month in hospital seems a long time for an OAP.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:29, archived)

It is
He's never been in hospital for more than a couple of days before this
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:41, archived)

Lots of racism in your thread, mr horrible.
You should fix that.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)

Good evening
Is it time for booze / sexings / massive drugs yet?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:15, archived)

it was booze of the cock at about quarter past three i just didn't think anyone cared anymore
*sniffle*
( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:16, archived)

Whisky penis

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)

wanky cock noodle dicks?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:17, archived)

Speaking, how may I help you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:28, archived)

have you been thoroughly trained?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

He drinks a vodka penis

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:30, archived)

oh bollocks boy

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:47, archived)

A cheeky sniffle
🤥☁️
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:27, archived)

i wish i had some yeh

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

I went to the pub at 1, then sat in my friends car for a teams interview at 3, then went back drinking at 315. All Very professional

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:22, archived)

have you considered buying an ant?
( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:26, archived)

That just launched a diliveroo advert on something called jewtube. Please don't troll like this, first warning.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

soz m8

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:45, archived)

Don't tempt me with ant sales

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

they're very popular
it wasn't long after i got ants all my neighbours had them too. or was that cockroaches?
( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

Breaker breaker come on good buddy 10-4 rubber dick
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:28, archived)

i rubber ducky my mate all day long at work

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:33, archived)

Don't be so fucking disgusting

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:02, archived)

that's what he says

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:03, archived)

My elder brother got a CB radio
- in the early 80s, probably because of that Convoy film.
We lived on a little island, with only about 1/2 mile of dual carriageway, by the airport. Not a trucker for a hundred miles or more. Just a bunch of teenage kids, giggling on it.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:34, archived)

my mum's cb handle was 'Harpic'
clean round the bend
( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:46, archived)

That and they were 30 quid and you could talk to your mates without your parents screaming about the phone

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:49, archived)

I had one too
My handle was Batfink
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:58, archived)

no way lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:39, archived)

Smokey's on my tail lol on my tail lol
Lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

Bears are on my six
Lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

cor!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 10:34, archived)

Judging by some of the shitposting on here I’d say it’s 24/7

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:29, archived)

NO YOU SHUT UP

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:35, archived)

Preferably not in that order.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:36, archived)

Hi there smegger's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:17, archived)

Sympathy smeg

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 13:58, archived)

no real smeg pls

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)

one smeg closer to the smeg
and i'm about to smeg
( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:46, archived)

alright Smegily, how's the Smegentology going

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:28, archived)

smeg has taken all my money but i feel great about it

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:33, archived)

Hola

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:07, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)

Hello Queef
I'm thinking of buying a door.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)

you defo should m8, doors are gr8
for some reason in my house there isn't a door to the sitting room nor to the kitchen/diner. Thankfully there is at least a door to the khazi.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:31, archived)

Lol doorpov

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:39, archived)

My mate's neigbour fitted a new front door with a window
which looked directly through to their bathroom door that also had a window.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:17, archived)

you're talking about yourself here m8 aren't you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)

👉👈 Maaaybe

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:30, archived)

I got a quarter of the way through stripping and sanding back the existing bathroom door
and thought "fuck this shit" now I'm worried about buying a new door and fucking that up, might just go back to renting.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)

burn the place down, claim on insurance and buy a new gaff with decent doors
YOUR WELCOME
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:23, archived)

I feel guilty getting such high quality lifehacks for free
what a community we have here.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:26, archived)

we all just muck in and help each other out eh
it's just 'the b3ta way'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

Bou can remind you where you live,
BRB can give you some pointers on not being a racist.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:40, archived)

I could probably show you how to make a molotov cocktail

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:21, archived)

I'd only drink it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

smegger's plays pop

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 14:55, archived)

Queef Smegwin

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:11, archived)

oh man I would totes have taken that username had I thought of it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:21, archived)

Take it anyway
I gift it to you
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:02, archived)

fuck it, I'm in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:27, archived)

I like this

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:39, archived)

Smeggy Mitchell

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)

smegger's banquet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:20, archived)

Martin Smegville

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

bit of a specialist one here

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 15:32, archived)

smegs & co

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:31, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:28, archived)

Hello Sam

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:38, archived)

Mrs Smegwin has brought me a litre of Hennessy back from Delhi
Nice one Mrs Smegwin
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 17:13, archived)

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( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 6:31, archived)

goat to have a coffee

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 7:14, archived)

You must be kidding

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 7:21, archived)

They keep saying coffee is bad for you
Nanny state, I call it.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)

G-OAT-STORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:12, archived)

Clickin dis.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:17, archived)

Like a goatnado?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:19, archived)

or a goatphoon or gempest

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:40, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:37, archived)

Still morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:36, archived)

morning ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:39, archived)

No real Ians please

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:36, archived)

Helo

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)

+l

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:37, archived)

Katt William's says people are calling each other 'THE GOAT!' now because of Satan.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:25, archived)

Satan is the source

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:37, archived)

The more I hear about this Satan fella the less I care for him.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:17, archived)

morning
in Japanese the word for goat is yagi
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:00, archived)

いいね

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 11:38, archived)

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( $$ ✅, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:16, archived)

now this is the excellent internet we’re all here for

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 12:56, archived)

Fuck off brb
evening
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:32, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:36, archived)

you would say that
so pleased you're not dead
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:44, archived)

probably a relative using your dx66
rip
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)

What has that racist bigot done now...
...the cunt!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)

Minge

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:54, archived)

not you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:06, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:09, archived)

oh hi!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:23, archived)

ningleplops!

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:43, archived)

ningle all the way
you fucking weirdo
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)

Fuck off brb
alright
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

yeh u

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:52, archived)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:13, archived)

no real middle names please

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:24, archived)

Some fellow human at work mentioned b3ta today
They pronounced it bee three tee ay.

What do I do?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:21, archived)

Gas yourself.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:23, archived)

prove you are human
then gas yourself
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:24, archived)

Select all squares that contain a horse

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:57, archived)

NEIGH

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 21:05, archived)

That's how I pronounce it, was it me?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:35, archived)

throat wobbler mangrove?

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:49, archived)

dunno who that is soz

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 20:07, archived)

it's usually bou

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 20:30, archived)

thought i'd drunk all my beer but just found a full can wooo!

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 21:20, archived)

You're a very silly man.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 10:18, archived)

Evening
I have had 6 calls from the mental in an hour, asking why we can't assassinate Putin.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 22:41, archived)

It's a reasonable question.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 22 Nov 2024, 8:53, archived)

The mental?
Seems like a number to block tbh.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 9:08, archived)

Bollocks.
Did horbs died?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:31, archived)

I don't know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 17:48, archived)

No, I'm in rehab

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:15, archived)

\o/

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)

he was Bou, RIP in Italy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:16, archived)

Who or what TF is "horbs"?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

Fuck off, Trouser.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 19:27, archived)

RUDE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 9:06, archived)

ROFL thread
Hi pillock's, how ru rofl
I fell asleep on the tube on my way home last night and ended up in Upminster, had to get a £60 cab home. What a cunt eh reader's
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:22, archived)

Could you not have just got the tube back?
£60 is still cheaper than the train, though
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:29, archived)

nope, the tube was closed by then

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:37, archived)

Ah bugger
That was an expensive nap
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)

Yep
It's not the first time I've done it either.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:47, archived)

you need to get back on the gear it'd be cheaper

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:27, archived)

Up minister?
Bit rude.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:42, archived)

Not rude enough, if you ask me

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:48, archived)

X-rated sequel to Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:19, archived)

Upminster is a suburban town in East London, England, within the London Borough of Havering. Located 16.5 miles (26.6 km) east-northeast of Charing Cross, it is one of the locally important district centres identified in the London Plan.
Historically a rural village, it formed an ancient parish in the Chafford hundred of the county of Essex. The economic history of Upminster is characterised by a shift from farming to brick making to garden suburb. It is currently mainly commercial shopping, small businesses and residential.

It sounds nice. You should have stayed and made a new life there.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:06, archived)

I went to a wedding there once, it's a fucking dump
I was given the strongest cocaine I have ever taken, so it wasn't a total writeoff
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:10, archived)

Aye, shut yir havering

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:15, archived)

I remember walking 10 miles home once
Thankfully it was summer.
( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:12, archived)

l n
i u
home
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:20, archived)

-Upminster +Runcorn -cab home +prozzie*

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:41, archived)

*spanishfly’s mum

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 15:42, archived)

+ lay-by + dump site - prozzie

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:08, archived)

in
+ the
+ Prime
+ i
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Nov 2024, 16:58, archived)

not even in my top 10

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

I used to spend my Saturdays going to there for Romford skatepark.

( mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

Are any of you fuckers going to say "afternoon" or is it going to be left up to me?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:26, archived)

Wait we didn't even have a "morning" thread today.
What's going on? Do we need to have a meeting about this?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:27, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:45, archived)

Close enough.
*hugs*
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 13:46, archived)

AFTERNOON

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:10, archived)

WINNER

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

evening

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:17, archived)

Not yet, DollarDollar.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 14:21, archived)

Don't look now, but it's SNOWING! (on John Peel (in the Thames)).

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23, archived)

There's a Peel in the Thames?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:44, archived)

I just looked and saw a man's penis

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:07, archived)

That was mine m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:11, archived)

he said 'man'
not 'shrivelled up homunculus'
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:15, archived)

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, shrivelled up homunculus.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:17, archived)

never in the field of human conflict
have so few been owed so much by so shrivelled up homunculusy
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:44, archived)

Stop thinking about my penis please

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:28, archived)

Too late
www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/smaller-than-small/
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:56, archived)

It's snowing up a storm here, I've just been outside cunting around in my boxers.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:28, archived)

Also, this;


youtu.be/K1Y6PchDYfw?si=CMVD2Xj7EmgXLs8s
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:28, archived)

Nah, it's not.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 11:50, archived)

GONE Prescott

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Nov 2024, 7:23, archived)

Aww, I quite liked him.
Big fighty northern bugger that he was.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Nov 2024, 7:36, archived)

Really?
I always thought he was a fucking wanker. John Prescott wasn't great either
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:03, archived)

LOOOOOOOOOLLLL!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:11, archived)

He was fun!
x.com/adamfleming/status/1486219713994797057
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 8:23, archived)

Haha, brilliant.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Nov 2024, 12:21, archived)

John Pastcott

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:37, archived)

No Jags

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 9:52, archived)

Hold on, I think moderation of posters has gone on. What a load of wank, you did nothing as it was fun the right thing, whatever. Then you get involved.
You can't believe in anarchy and then behave like god. Wankers .
Alright
( mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:00, archived)

Not sure what order to read the middle bit in.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:05, archived)

They were leaving everyone to fend for themselves for lulz, then bottled it. Either mod the place or not.

( mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:17, archived)

I'm banning everyone on Monday
Have your fun now
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:10, archived)

Cool. We can start again .

( mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:16, archived)

No
I meant I'm personally coming round to your houses to end it all
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:21, archived)

Cool.

( mongychops, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:47, archived)

I support this endeavour.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 10:31, archived)

Careful mongy, they could ban you with one tap of their dogshit smeared keyboard

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:08, archived)

Rip the head dobber cleaners

( mongychops, Wed 20 Nov 2024, 23:18, archived)

AND thry didn't ban brb so what was even the point

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 7:35, archived)