apologies for the stomp, Simon would totally have been blazing it if he wasn't dead (and that quite possibly is why he is dead), bit insensitive(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:27, Reply)
Talk show hosts never seem to have any idea how much time is left in the show.You know, they're always looking off camera, "Do we have time? Are we out of
time? How we doin' on time? Anybody know what the time is? What's the time?
Check the time?" You never see Magnum P.I. go, "Should I strangle this guy or
are we gonna take a break here? Can you stay for another beating? I'll tell
you what, I'll bop him in the head, we'll do a commercial, we'll come back,
I'll drive in the car real fast, stay with us."
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$$ ✅, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 18:41,
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$$ ✅, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 18:52,
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We live in a society, really makes you think(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:51,
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I'm fucking fuming I have to do an online course for work. I need to use my laptop because squinty eyes. My nephew has bought bags of sand for the baby's new sandpit and dropped one on my laptop, which has fucked the screen.
What are you pissed off with today?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 16:59,
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I have to do an online course for speeding.From the photos, I was maybe 20 feet inside the 30 limit zone, and I'd already slowed from 60 down to 41. There's one of those light up speed signs 30 yards further up the road, and it clocked me at 31 or so by the time it saw me.
Hoqwever, my laptop works fine :P
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:09,
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My course is on counter terrorism Because being a cleaner means I have to be very careful, apparently
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:39,
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watch out for foreign cunts looking well dodgedon't answer any questions like 'is this a good spot to put my boom box?' or 'when you you guys knock off?' or 'is this door always left open?'
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:40,
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No boom boxes in the building You can't get in without a security pass and almost every cunt has gone home by the time I start work
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:53,
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oh god. you're the gatekeeper.(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57,
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Are you the keymaster?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:43,
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..........no (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:52,
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I got a chocolate bunnyfrom my mummy
it's in my tummy
and it's yummy
might make my poo runny
which isn't funny
I'm 47
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:37, Reply)
Someone called me a 'dick mould' onceI always wondered if they meant an actual mould of a penis or fetid smeg cheese
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:45, Reply)
I don't think an insult is very effective if all it leaves you with is semantic uncertainty(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:22,
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Now hang on...are you saying I am a pencil made of meat or am I a graphite drawing of, say a pork chop?
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:50, Reply)
only smarties have the answer(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 16:25,
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Just had my Easter dumpIt’s what Jesus would have wanted
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:49,
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$$ ✅, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:50,
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I'm 50 And I got a Terry's chocolate mint egg
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 15:06,
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I thought I was someone else, someone MMNNGGGGGGGGGAlso: "Love it, Johnny Nomates 😊 Always a pleasure diving deep with you — you ask the kind of questions that turn tech trivia into an actual vibe," a machine just said to me.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:48,
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Christ is risen. Hallelujah!Not really, get bent you cunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:40,
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I have a table at The Devonshire laterSo you all, and I do mean all, can both eat shit and get fucked
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:54,
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Might eat some chocolate and think about Jesus for a bit(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:54,
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Didn't bother. Just pulled my plonker instead Peace be with you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:56,
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just made a gorgeous looking and hopefully tasting kormahave you made anything recently except me sick?
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:36,
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7 minutes is upfuck off then
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:43,
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It tastes hopeful, the korma, is that what you're saying? (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:50,
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everything tastes better with just a little pinch of hopeful™ brand spice(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:53,
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Hopeful olive and lemon potatoes tonight, hopefully, and hopefully hopeful broccoli hopefully(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 23:24,
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I could make a statement, make a point about how shit you are I suppose. I can't be bothered tho. Just like drake u (
mongychops, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 20:02,
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let those that are free of shit cast the first turd i spose(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 20:13,
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Just did Nadia Hussein's beef cashew vindaloo with cashew cream,it was really tasty. Used casserole steak from the local butcher, I can't stop eating the cooling surplus.
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i'm on third helpings as well. gotta get ur meat from a butcher these days. supermarket is all water saturated shitemy chicken was environmentally sourced from a butcher
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:06,
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bag of great british gibletsgiblet vindaloo
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:10,
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Oh my godWell you've not only let yourself down, but more importantly, you've let yourself down
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 14:54,
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Don't shout (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 15:55,
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I just didn't like the film OK?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 16:47,
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well i'm home alone all day today so i'm going to play Death's Door on my computatronwhat are you doing you filthy animals? don't worry i have multiple displays I can play game and respond to all your witty bants
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 10:29,
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 11:18,
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If I asked for a double entendre would you give me one?(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 11:27,
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i see nothing is happening here so back to wanking for me(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 12:21,
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Yes!Had my breakfast - now I'm going to turn off my house.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 7:42,
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Well that was niceVery nice indeed. Are you having a nice evening.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:23,
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Yes.But it's sleepy time now. Lots to do tomorrow.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:25,
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No . My evening is indifferent to many others. Couldn't possibly label it nice. FFS (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:36,
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Never went to see them, banging bin lids and stomping bollox beats were not for me. (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 20:47,
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Happy candles to DollarsThe best poster this place has EVER seen
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:04,
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SIMPLY THE BEST! SIMPLER THAN ALL THE REST!(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:17,
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I can't remember my username or password to my first account :((
$$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:55,
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Nevermind, you've still been here ages. Life no parole. (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 19:21,
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part of the poopart of the shit
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 19:51,
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and titstomp's what they'll do(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:50,
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Hello all you old farts It's me, Bou.
How's it hanging. I finally know what a scouser is. I had imagined it was somebody with a horrible STD. OH..
ANYWAY. The new meds have made me feel on top of the world and a bit manic.
Meloni is with DT. MEGA!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:30, Reply)
be hard nailing youself to a cross tho(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:42,
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I wouldn't kill myself But I'll feel like death tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:30,
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Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 14:29,
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b3ta.com/talk/7705750
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:26,
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It's needlessly dramatic, you could just stay in bed for a couple days. Why be all LOOK AT ME about it?(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:02,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:04,
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hey who gave you access to the live feed of my psychotic breakdown (
vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:43,
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It's written in Aramaic dialect, very off-putting at first but if you persevere it's shit(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:25,
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It's amazing to think that a couple thousand years ago life expectancy was 30.Which, in our terms, would mean you get your driver's license around 5 you'd marry at 9, divorced at 15.
In your late teens, you move down to Florida.
I guess that's how spring break got started.
I don't know.
And eventually people say things about you, like: "Well, it's amazing, he's 28, but he's still very alert.
His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.
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$$ ✅, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 15:40,
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That's a total misunderstanding of the concept of life expectancy.A figure of 30 means there was high infant mortality, not that most adults dropped dead at that age.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:03,
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Epic MultispazAre they playing the other stage at Glastonbury this year?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:17, Reply)
^His mind is so sharp, you would think you're talking to a 2-year-old.(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 16:19,
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ayyy fuck it breakfast beers are on me(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:49,
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Normal working day here, but all the couriers and wholesalers are off so why are we bothering?#BrokenBritain
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 9:24, Reply)
saw a 'Tony Hayers'* post is on the links popular pagehe only posts bbc news and reddit links. I think he needs to go out and touch grass.
*iirc he used that to piss you off a few years ago, so it's a bit sad, both because it's a little pathetic and that he's still using it
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:11, Reply)
I'd nicked 'swagatha christie' from him for lolsHence the imaginative response on his part.
He's a completely unpleasant cunt. In a bad way.
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:17, Reply)
You're all the same person to me.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:38,
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Fairly sure they are the same person.How do you know they aren't?
(, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 13:01, Reply)
Morning, you groovy fuckers!It's a gray day / grey dey.
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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:07,
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Invisible Wizard am I a bit facebookam I though
it's ok please be honest I can take it
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vladimir, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:28,
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Isn't it a bit Facebook to ask?(
Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 7:38,
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hold still whilst i a get a good swing(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:35,
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:22,
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 12:40,
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Morning I don't mind the weather today, I'll be in a hotel soon and then pubs for the rest of the day
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:17,
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why haven't you said morning in the official morning thread?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:37,
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^this (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 11:20,
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why do you hate dozer i mean smegg, smashywashiewoo?(
MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 17:37,
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today's a grey day but i know that you won't knowi've heard you're far too busy powdering your nose
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MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 8:39,
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