Don't worry Plenty of nonces still in the Vatican
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:36,
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CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 15:27,
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was he a hypocrite brb, also did he do catholicism wrong, also did he take too many prescription drugs(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 18:04,
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Do you often compare yourself to the pope?Seems like you're making arguments on my behalf and you don't actually need me to participate..? Looks like you really need something though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:09,
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No, I do not often compare myself to the pope. Youβre not usually slow to condemn, I thought youβd have a judgement to express, I really did.
Also if I needed something from you brb I would ask politely.
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People I'm currently more alive than: the pope.
I gave it a try, it's ok i guess.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 20:25,
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He’s Poped his clogs(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:05,
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you bastardb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2638598
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:06,
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no offence MiseryCunt but the fact all this pope chat is infuriating you is giving me LIFE rn(
vladimir, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:28,
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Hullo knobtit's, QS hereI'm at work which is well smeg, but only for another hour or two then I'm off til Thurs which is the opposite of well smeg.
So the question here is what *is* the opposite of well smeg
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 10:41,
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Great news, I'll record a 3 hour mix of classic nu skool breaks to soundtrack your downtime!(, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 10:46, archived)
sorry i don't understand the smegtion(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 10:53,
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yesss \o/I like to be the opposite of helpful
which is lufpleh
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vladimir, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:30,
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<s>IS</s> WAS A BENDER pass it on
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 9:27,
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they should elect a young pope for a changeseems to me they're always dying
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the leicester mercury has reported the news of his death as 'devastating'(, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 9:40, archived)
yeah well if you live in leicester you're already devastated so(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 9:49,
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is it like some kind of prisoner exchange, we get jesus but have to hand an extra-fancy one over(
vladimir, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 10:07,
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you fucking complete moron twat(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 9:50,
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i've done it plenty o times(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 10:54,
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Hi all, just got word that one of my best friends/flatmate from university has died.In his sleep of "natural causes", apparently. He was 49, same age as me. Haven't heard from him for about 17 years, but always assumed we'd get around to catching up one of these years. Now I know we won't.
Hold your loved ones close, or something.
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That’s quite the lightening bolt I got to see some college friends on Friday if not seen in decades. Really good to make the connection again.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:34,
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It's a weird one to process,we drifted apart because of communication preferences, but he was a huge part of my life for years.
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Sorry to hear that My old school buddy who survived a heart attack was here last week. He's pretty much fine now but I remember how weirdly deeply and personally it hit when I heard about it.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:57,
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Yeah, one of our other classmates died in a climbing accident at 29,that was a shock but made sense. Another died doing a triathlon a couple of years ago. Natural causes at 49, though, that's a strange one to process.
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It's always a mixed bag as to whether you should look up your former uni mates.I found out last year that one of mine, who asked me out but was one of those 'no sex before marriage' types, so I turned her down, has become a High Court judge. Another one has become so rich that his entire job now is being a business angel. I don't think digging up the past is a healthy pursuit at the best of times.
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.Yeti., Sun 20 Apr 2025, 22:15,
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patience is a virtue, dig him when you can(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 21 Apr 2025, 11:38,
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apologies for the stomp, Simon would totally have been blazing it if he wasn't dead (and that quite possibly is why he is dead), bit insensitive(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:27, archived)
just trying out my new grinder, so yeah (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:36,
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thank smeg for smegcheers
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:06,
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Talk show hosts never seem to have any idea how much time is left in the show.You know, they're always looking off camera, "Do we have time? Are we out of
time? How we doin' on time? Anybody know what the time is? What's the time?
Check the time?" You never see Magnum P.I. go, "Should I strangle this guy or
are we gonna take a break here? Can you stay for another beating? I'll tell
you what, I'll bop him in the head, we'll do a commercial, we'll come back,
I'll drive in the car real fast, stay with us."
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, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 18:52,
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We live in a society, really makes you think(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 20:51,
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Talk shows are scripted that way to make them seem less scripted.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:26,
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I'm fucking fuming I have to do an online course for work. I need to use my laptop because squinty eyes. My nephew has bought bags of sand for the baby's new sandpit and dropped one on my laptop, which has fucked the screen.
What are you pissed off with today?
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 16:59,
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I have to do an online course for speeding.From the photos, I was maybe 20 feet inside the 30 limit zone, and I'd already slowed from 60 down to 41. There's one of those light up speed signs 30 yards further up the road, and it clocked me at 31 or so by the time it saw me.
Hoqwever, my laptop works fine :P
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:09,
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My course is on counter terrorism Because being a cleaner means I have to be very careful, apparently
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:39,
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watch out for foreign cunts looking well dodgedon't answer any questions like 'is this a good spot to put my boom box?' or 'when you you guys knock off?' or 'is this door always left open?'
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:40,
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No boom boxes in the building You can't get in without a security pass and almost every cunt has gone home by the time I start work
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:53,
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oh god. you're the gatekeeper.(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:57,
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Are you the keymaster?(
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:43,
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..........no (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:52,
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You really do though. Discarded neurotoxins, bin bombs, bag bombs... ...Defending against sword attacks with a Henry, all things a cleaner needs to know about. You may also learn how to get the bomb squad to safely dispose of any shit you don't fancy tidying up yourself.
Are you with a union? Please be with a union. Unison were good to me when I was a cleaner.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 17:56,
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I'm with unite (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 19:44,
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Good good.Will the laptop screen polish out?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:23,
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No, it's fucked Total spider web
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 21:56,
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I got a chocolate bunnyfrom my mummy
it's in my tummy
and it's yummy
might make my poo runny
which isn't funny
I'm 47
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:37, archived)
shit in an bunny mould, freeze and repeat(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:43,
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Someone called me a 'dick mould' onceI always wondered if they meant an actual mould of a penis or fetid smeg cheese
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I don't think an insult is very effective if all it leaves you with is semantic uncertainty(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 14:22,
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Now hang on...are you saying I am a pencil made of meat or am I a graphite drawing of, say a pork chop?
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only smarties have the answer(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 16:25,
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Just had my Easter dumpItβs what Jesus would have wanted
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:49,
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As in “Christ, you could tarmac a drive with that”(
Cheers Cheers, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:49,
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$$ β
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I'm 50 And I got a Terry's chocolate mint egg
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 15:06,
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you made me forget my heroin(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 10:47,
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I thought I was someone else, someone MMNNGGGGGGGGGAlso: "Love it, Johnny Nomates π Always a pleasure diving deep with you β you ask the kind of questions that turn tech trivia into an actual vibe," a machine just said to me.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:48,
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Christ is risen. Hallelujah!Not really, get bent you cunt
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:40,
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I have a table at The Devonshire laterSo you all, and I do mean all, can both eat shit and get fucked
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Queef Smegwin U r a ππ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:54,
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hope your waiter has covid(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 10:49,
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thank you for your guidance(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:47,
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Might eat some chocolate and think about Jesus for a bit(
Two Hats π©π©, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:54,
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Didn't bother. Just pulled my plonker instead Peace be with you
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Two Hats π©π©, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 11:56,
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popopped, maybe yours will catch on(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 13:40,
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That episode was okay. Good idea. Bit dense. Very meta. Bad resolution.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 20:58,
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Then why spend the energy to publish that statement?(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 22:05,
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I'm not trying to deceive anyone by claiming that I don't care though.That's why I'm asking you, the self deceiving, no-consistent-internal-logic-having one, that particular question.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 23:28,
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what's the attraction? knowing that you're watching at the same time as lots of children? does it make you feel close to them?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:50,
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Children aren't watching, is what I read.Judging from comment sections it's mostly right wing middle aged men hate-watching. I hear Disney aren't impressed with the numbers so are probably going to ditch it.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 22:10,
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I'll be honest I don't know for sure what you watched, i just assumed it was for children, you have form(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 22:35,
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I expect everyone here has watched family friendly TV shows at some point tbf.(
brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 23:31,
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what does family friendly tv show mean brb, it sounds like the hallmark channel movies they have on in waiting rooms hereexample, an elderly veteran told me he had breast cancer, probably got it from army chemical dumps he reckoned
he told me this right about the same time as the lapsed christian found her faith again and agreed to help decorate the christmas tree after all
sort of a mixed bag really, in terms of tragedy and treacle
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 23:36,
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1. Of or pertaining to movies, music and other forms of art that abstain from portrayal of sexual functions, crude language, violence, and drug use.Family-friendly
A family-friendly product or service is one that is considered to be suitable for all members of an average family. Family-friendly restaurants are ones that provide service to families that have young children. Frequently, family-friendly products avoid marketing solely to children and attempt to make the product palatable to adults as well. Wikipedia
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 0:39,
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I don't think Wikipedia is very family friendly brb, it has some very graphic pages(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 1:57,
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I have no idea about what you are referring Had a fantastic night of debauchery last night and a very nice hotel. Will absolutely stay there again.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:51,
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just made a gorgeous looking and hopefully tasting kormahave you made anything recently except me sick?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:36,
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7 minutes is upfuck off then
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:43,
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It tastes hopeful, the korma, is that what you're saying? (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:50,
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everything tastes better with just a little pinch of hopeful™ brand spice(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 18:53,
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Hopeful olive and lemon potatoes tonight, hopefully, and hopefully hopeful broccoli hopefully(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 23:24,
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I could make a statement, make a point about how shit you are I suppose. I can't be bothered tho. Just like drake u (
mongychops, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 20:02,
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let those that are free of shit cast the first turd i spose(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 20:13,
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Just did Nadia Hussein's beef cashew vindaloo with cashew cream,it was really tasty. Used casserole steak from the local butcher, I can't stop eating the cooling surplus.
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i'm on third helpings as well. gotta get ur meat from a butcher these days. supermarket is all water saturated shitemy chicken was environmentally sourced from a butcher
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:06,
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bag of great british gibletsgiblet vindaloo
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 21:10,
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Oh my godWell you've not only let yourself down, but more importantly, you've let yourself down
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Two Hats π©π©, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 14:54,
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Don't shout (
Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 15:55,
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I just didn't like the film OK?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 16:47,
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well i'm home alone all day today so i'm going to play Death's Door on my computatronwhat are you doing you filthy animals? don't worry i have multiple displays I can play game and respond to all your witty bants
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 10:29,
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 11:18,
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If I asked for a double entendre would you give me one?(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 11:27,
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i see nothing is happening here so back to wanking for me(
MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 12:21,
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Yes!Had my breakfast - now I'm going to turn off my house.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 7:42,
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only if you look at yourself naked (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 13:04,
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Well that was niceVery nice indeed. Are you having a nice evening.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:23,
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Yes.But it's sleepy time now. Lots to do tomorrow.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:25,
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No . My evening is indifferent to many others. Couldn't possibly label it nice. FFS (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 22:36,
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BODY BAG(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 23:58,
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Bet you can't eat just one π₯π(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 19 Apr 2025, 1:59,
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Never went to see them, banging bin lids and stomping bollox beats were not for me. (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 20:47,
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Happy candles to DollarsThe best poster this place has EVER seen
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Two Hats π©π©, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:04,
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SIMPLY THE BEST! SIMPLER THAN ALL THE REST!(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:17,
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I can't remember my username or password to my first account :((
$$ β
, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 18:55,
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Nevermind, you've still been here ages. Life no parole. (
mongychops, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 19:21,
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part of the poopart of the shit
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 18 Apr 2025, 19:51,
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