Hi spastic's
Off out for a fancy meal in Notting Hill

u
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:08, archived)

One of Cooper's stunts was to pay the exact taxi fare and when leaving the cab slip something into the taxi driver's pocket, saying, "Have a drink on me." That something would turn out to be a tea bag

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

He was notoriously tight

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:20, archived)

I had no idea, just got lost on wikipedia reading about all those old comics

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:29, archived)

I always found him slightly frightening for some reason

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:32, archived)

Max Wall, nightmare fuel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:01, archived)

Albuquerque

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:18, archived)

woof?
While there was a famous British comedian named Max Wall, there is no evidence to suggest he ever performed in or had any connection to Albuquerque. The search results may be referencing a different Max (a missing dog) in Albuquerque.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:52, archived)

shit ai responses as a schtick is a bit shit itself to be honest

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:08, archived)

steady on old boy

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)

must be something ai said

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 1:52, archived)

( MiseryCunt, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 4:10, archived)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 8:38, archived)

i thought it was funny
the first quote is from wiki, is that ok?
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 1:50, archived)

don't leave me hanging bro

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 16:03, archived)

AI just died in your arms tonight

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 2 Jun 2025, 6:20, archived)

It must have been something AI said

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 8:38, archived)

 
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 11:35, archived)

( MiseryCunt, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 17:22, archived)

-mi +k

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)

Going to the soft opening of my local, 230, just started getting ready, I'm already thinking socks and pants are over rated. I'm thinking joggers, undone bowling shirt, untied wallabies, new look for June

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:22, archived)

Doing even basic stuff must be a fucking nightmare

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:34, archived)

It is, had to fit levers to the taps to get water, can't lift a kettle

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:38, archived)

You never did say how you managed to break both wrists.
TELL US, it's important that we know.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:32, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8448344
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:43, archived)

he did

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:20, archived)

he was a sk8r boi
his wrists see yah l8r boi
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:56, archived)

FALSE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:54, archived)

"trucks got stuck"
-skateboard incident. get with the fucking program, grandad
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:01, archived)

unless it was a lorry accident
dunno much about big rigs
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:47, archived)

No idea what nonsense that is.
Doesn't even make sense.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:58, archived)

learn to fucking read

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 22:55, archived)

, Trouser

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 23:34, archived)

Shit man, you mean like NHS spazztaps? :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:25, archived)

*spazzhands*
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Jun 2025, 7:22, archived)

I see a full-length oodie in your immediate future

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:44, archived)

I've got a full-length oodie as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:23, archived)

Trimming my bush

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:24, archived)

THEN I MIGHT DO SOME GARDENING LOLOLOL

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:25, archived)

Haha, no way!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:35, archived)

Might go window shopping

( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:06, archived)

get ones you can open summer's upon us

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:15, archived)

no way
might fall out
( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 14:56, archived)

good point
never thought of that
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:36, archived)

I think we'd all like to regenerate as Billie Piper IYKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:04, archived)

^ wants to have been fucked by Laurence Fox

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:59, archived)

that bloke wants to fuck everyone
just get in the queue
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:38, archived)

Spent the morning mental wrangling
Just had lunch with my parents, home soon for a shower, a drink and the last 3 episodes of buffy
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 16:54, archived)

I went down to a picturesque little village near Southampton on the motorbike to pick up some odd amplifier
it was a lovely day for a jaunt. Met a jolly old cove who collets bass guitars and valve amplifiers, the charming nutter.

Had a bit of a play with it just now, very nice. Very nice indeed.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 19:32, archived)

I’m having a bit of a play with it as I type this

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 19:40, archived)

where do people get new valves now?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 20:10, archived)

china
just like everything else
( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:39, archived)

I think people still get them from Russia
so much of their tech carried on using valves long after everyone else went the way of the transistor. Not sure if they still do that though.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 3 Jun 2025, 10:16, archived)

It doesn't matter what you do, if the day is enjoyable, it's a win

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:25, archived)

aww

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 21:41, archived)

18 years. 18 fucking years.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 3:39, archived)

If your account were a girl, it would already be too old for Hexachordal.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 5:42, archived)

Thanks so much for reminding me about that...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:30, archived)

Sorry. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Jun 2025, 15:23, archived)

n00b

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 7:58, archived)

noob

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:11, archived)

pube

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:22, archived)

That is a very long time

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 8:30, archived)

loos'er

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 9:46, archived)

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle up the bum
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:30, archived)

My wrists are still broken, this wouldn't happen if the NHS was privatised

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:37, archived)

how do you wipe your bum?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

Slowly and carefully

( mongychops, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:53, archived)

digusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 12:10, archived)

he's clearly using a modified sack scratcher

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:55, archived)

Have a smoke on me, doc!

( $imon $quibb ✅, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:45, archived)

2 Can Chunder!
Years pass like silence, like thunder
Well might we all wonder
Before we sink under
Did it all have any meaning
Any of the feelings
Any of the flashes of sight, of light
Any of the thoughts, fraught, caught
The moments of pure transport
No answers come. We are merely left to say
In a puzzled, peaceful voice, HAPPY B3TA BIRTHDAY!
( vladimir, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:56, archived)

Thank you Vlad, I like this very much

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 17:38, archived)

:)

( vladimir, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 18:29, archived)

mmmnnnggg
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 11:57, archived)

Going to need to change the candle system soon...
Maybe replace candles with a cake at 10 years, cupcakes for 5 years, then candles for lower numbers...

Everyone gaz this to Sn0tters like it was your own idea, so he won't know who to blame - because he never reads these posts, so I'll be totally safe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 13:42, archived)

All my food is brown
Something not right about that
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 31 May 2025, 18:11, archived)

Have you considered not eating poop as food?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 31 May 2025, 18:23, archived)

Considered it, yes
But it's so cheap and abundant
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 31 May 2025, 18:31, archived)

how much are you paying per kilo?

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 18:45, archived)

I get it free from those dispensors by the park gates
All bagged up ready to take home. Sometimes it's fresh-from-the-oven-warm.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 31 May 2025, 19:06, archived)

ah they didn't have fancy things like that back in my day

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 20:27, archived)

Something not right about that And the sky is gray
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 18:40, archived)

r
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 May 2025, 18:45, archived)

I went for a poop
On a poopy day







Poop
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 31 May 2025, 21:32, archived)

You know the preacher loves the cock
He knows that your all gay
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 3:35, archived)

California Reamin'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 3:48, archived)

Arse, gob, arse.
And if I have any left, arse again.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 May 2025, 18:45, archived)

Spastic Klaxxxon

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 31 May 2025, 19:08, archived)

lol stick

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2025, 19:18, archived)

xxx

( MiseryCunt, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 1:23, archived)

Spent all your money on chocolate?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 31 May 2025, 19:55, archived)

You're doing it wrong

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Jun 2025, 3:41, archived)

Woah-oh guff-huffer's, bam-a-lam

Not really, shit off
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 12:44, archived)

Guff Rhys

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 13:44, archived)

guff capes

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 13:48, archived)

big guffy

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 13:49, archived)

actually i think i will shit off

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 13:49, archived)

Guffy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 May 2025, 14:01, archived)

Stephen 'Tin Tin' Guffy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 15:07, archived)

Guff Daddy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 May 2025, 15:12, archived)

Street Guff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 15:15, archived)

Guff Crew

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 May 2025, 15:39, archived)

Guff Ryders

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 15:14, archived)

Guff trade?

( mongychops, Sat 31 May 2025, 16:15, archived)

The Wonder Guff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 17:23, archived)

have i got guffs for you

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 17:48, archived)

Fuck's sake, you made me check he wasn't dead.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 14:01, archived)

Super Bury Animals

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 14:20, archived)

Singer Turned to D.E.A.D.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 14:23, archived)

Goodbye Sunshine

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 15:32, archived)

Mouldin' Retriever

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 16:38, archived)

The Man Don’t Give a Breath

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 16:43, archived)

The International Language of Dying

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 16:48, archived)

Rings around the worms

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 31 May 2025, 23:41, archived)

Mornings!
All of them
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 31 May 2025, 6:58, archived)

No m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 31 May 2025, 7:29, archived)

Not having it.

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Sat 31 May 2025, 9:13, archived)

fuck off

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sat 31 May 2025, 9:37, archived)

and still the mainstream media refuse to report it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 9:42, archived)

they're coming right for us!

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 9:44, archived)

And a very good one at that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 31 May 2025, 10:07, archived)

SWEATY NUTSACK

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 11:32, archived)

sorry, that was inexcusably rude
I take it back
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 31 May 2025, 11:37, archived)

NUTSACK SHITTY LIMITS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 16:49, archived)

GǓNT

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 11:37, archived)

ÇŁÜÑĜĖ

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 31 May 2025, 11:52, archived)

PÆŅŮŚ

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 31 May 2025, 12:41, archived)

cloaca
čłōåćã in french
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2025, 12:18, archived)

Shit on a dog's tits, it's Freeder neet!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:34, archived)

i shat on a cat's twat instead

( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 May 2025, 21:10, archived)

YES MATE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 May 2025, 21:24, archived)

Watching The Bear lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 May 2025, 21:50, archived)

ear lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:21, archived)

Piss on a puffin's pussy
- I'm doing warcrimes and shit
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:14, archived)

very competitive field right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:22, archived)

Puffin warcrimes?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:28, archived)

warcrimes generally. actual pelagic seabird-related atrocities remain a very niche market

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 22:59, archived)

Puffins are incredibly sociable, if they saw war crimes they will copy to fit in

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:25, archived)

they already all dress the same

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2025, 1:36, archived)

they even fuck the same

( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 10:45, archived)

i'm miss puffin
somebody kill me
( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 10:46, archived)

High queefs bit drunk, u?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:39, archived)

yes

( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:40, archived)

alright cunty

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 30 May 2025, 23:47, archived)

yes thank you broady
i was asleep early. you good?
( MiseryCunt, Sat 31 May 2025, 9:45, archived)

Just two this week.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y29kplgkeo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:43, archived)

4/7 fully functional wrists

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 May 2025, 15:02, archived)

What's wrong with your other three?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:01, archived)

Wanker's cramp

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:19, archived)

oh man, I LOVE 'The day we went to Bangor'!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:38, archived)

i laughed at this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2025, 1:37, archived)

busy triple-teaming his tiny pænüs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, archived)

^

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:36, archived)

3/7 thank you garold
please consider posting this on thursday next week i get tired of waiting
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:23, archived)

2/7, Gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, archived)

3/7 breaking one of your wrists but at least it's not your wanking wrist

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:24, archived)

All of my wrists are wanking wrists

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:25, archived)

I wish I had half your talent.
Actually, I guess I do have half your talent.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:27, archived)

9/11 Bronson Pinchot's right bollock

( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:25, archived)

3/7 steaming splattery turd all up the back of the pan
with little bits of tomato skin in it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:33, archived)

1/7 Sunday

(sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:55, archived)

3/7

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 May 2025, 18:01, archived)

5/7 knobcheese

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 30 May 2025, 18:55, archived)

I'd like to express my thanks to hedgy. Those paramol have took the edge off. I've obviously used complementary medicine too. I m bored already of broken wrists and the current mainstream Hollywood movies. What are you bored of?

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 20:33, archived)

No worries, nice to justify being on here by actually being useful for once.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 31 May 2025, 7:57, archived)

Hola bellend's
Queef here, you may remember me from such classic threads of yesteryear as 'WANKSMELL' and 'GUFFCHEESE'.

Those you with unbroken wrists, how's it going today?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:18, archived)

I don’t remember any of that.
But hola anyway.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, archived)

Well you missed out big time, that's all I can say.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:25, archived)

Just having a chilled Canary Islands Day

( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:23, archived)

enjoy

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:16, archived)

Well...flounces

( mongychops, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:27, archived)

I'll start another thread just for you on the Secret Elite Board

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:20, archived)

It's Friday
So I'm in a good mood
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 30 May 2025, 11:55, archived)

Good, good

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, archived)

Smeggy. Extremely smeggy.

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:18, archived)

smeggy fives

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 30 May 2025, 12:21, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 May 2025, 12:54, archived)

i've just spent 7 hours trying to track garold down, right now i'm considering hiring a private detective, it's very expensive
but i'm worried that if I don't do the friday quiz my mind might deteriorate and i might start to make bad decisions
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:28, archived)

I've bought a yacht

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:29, archived)

can you pick me up?

( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:46, archived)

It's in Sweden, what was i thinking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:47, archived)

It's okay I'm in Denmark
I'll take the bridge
( $imon $quibb ✅, Fri 30 May 2025, 13:58, archived)

some people say a canary is a kind of island but it is in fact a bird

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:34, archived)

some people say no man is an island but the Isle of Man is right there in the Irish Sea

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:41, archived)

some people say they are both a rock and an island, why not say rocky island, it's just pretentiousness

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:17, archived)

Calm down, it's about to happen.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 30 May 2025, 14:42, archived)

I AM PERFECTLY CALM, I AM A PERFECTLY CALM PERSON, BEING PERFECTLY CALM

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 May 2025, 16:16, archived)

i hurt my thumb
it made everything i did today much more painful than pifling broken wrists
( MiseryCunt, Fri 30 May 2025, 19:48, archived)