Afternoon All
But windy eh?
(Planearm, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:35, archived)

Very
Wet, too
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:58, archived)

My work was cancelled due to weather warnings
Tbh it doesn't seem that bad here, happy for the extra rest though
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:01, archived)

The whole dock has been shut down since yesterday afternoon
I haven't seen the place so quiet since the strike
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:13, archived)

Or when Fred Talbot fell in

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:02, archived)

That's the other end of the dock

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:07, archived)

Evening.
No.
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:39, archived)

It's well windy where I am
Just thought I'd mention it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:58, archived)

There’s definitely some weather

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:28, archived)

the long and windy road

( MiseryCunt, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:31, archived)

Windy Pig poster is having a good time these days it seems
I love Windy Pig
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:00, archived)

GAY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:20, archived)

Morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:12, archived)

Hiya
Bottomless brunch today - 2 hours of boozing for £20, could get messy
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:21, archived)

Bottoms
I find they're actually essential for most activities
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:30, archived)

Do you stick your brunch up your bottom then?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:28, archived)

Obvs
This is the trouble with being invisible, I can't see which of my body parts are which.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 7:48, archived)

Are you on a 'hen do'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:50, archived)

What's a hen do?
CLUCK

lol
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:26, archived)

what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 13:16, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:08, archived)

yes

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

yes

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 10:25, archived)

yes

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 10:45, archived)

No

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

Wrong

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

made menemen, vg
now back to bed
#depression
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

vg do doo, do doo doo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 14:09, archived)

Lol doo doo
You know, like a shit lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:56, archived)

Is it sadiversary time?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 14:23, archived)

23rd for best pal, 28th for brother
2 years this year :(
I did just get given a £165 bottle of tequila which is nice tho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)

Have a hug, for what it's worth.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 16:57, archived)

Ta m8
There's a record fair on at the pub, things could be worse. Calypso Rock for a fiver, 12" though so no dice
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:53, archived)

I just watched the first episode of I, Claudius
Fond b3ta figure of fun Brian Blessed is in it, I honestly had no idea what a fucking marvelous actor he was.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)

Dyin' Blessed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)

Braaaains Blessed

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:24, archived)

I can hear the landscapers running trees through the wood chipper, every time it sounds like an extended hoop-shredding fart

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:27, archived)

any tit in it?

( $$ ✅, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:28, archived)

Within the first ten minutes hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)

Yeah, Brian Blessed.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)

ARE YOU RETARDED?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:38, archived)

No this is just how my face looks :(

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:48, archived)

yeah he was
then he started believing his hype and slid into a caricature of himself
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 17:07, archived)

I didn't see this, great minds and all that.
Although most of the pricks on here seem to think he's an untouchable genius for some fucking reason.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:16, archived)

fame fame fatal fame, it can play terrible tricks on the brain, still morrisey is a cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 19:18, archived)

a racist cunt, too

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 19:42, archived)

Enough about Queef tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:23, archived)

He was good for the year or two before he became an insufferable self-parody

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 17:59, archived)

b3ta, you mean

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:02, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE DIBNAH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:23, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:24, archived)

[citation needed]

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

#Wakkipedia

( .Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:34, archived)

Killed Oldham

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:00, archived)

Bony 'Corpse' Billy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:00, archived)