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afternoon

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 12:02, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458470
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 12:04, archived)

Afternoon

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 12:05, archived)

GS

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:10, archived)

Alan Davies is sat opposite me

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:39, archived)

Why does he have to be so confrontational? You'd be well within your rights to chib the cunt.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:56, archived)

Yeah give him a good qicking
That doesn't really work, soz
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:07, archived)

it's ok

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:11, archived)

-q +d

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)

I gave him a wallop in the knackers

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:43, archived)

he has knackers?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:05, archived)

He went into my friend's pharmacy in Edinburgh during festival time 20-25 years ago.
Apparently he was quite rude and unpleasant.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:10, archived)

... BUT THEN WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HE IS FRIENDS WITH ME!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:10, archived)

AHAHAHAHA

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:42, archived)

Shout "BLUE WHALE" in his face and see what he does

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:23, archived)

Please
Sorry, manners cost nothing. I was raised better than that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:24, archived)

Mrs Smegwin has pneumonia :(
What was wrong with the old monia, that's what I want to know
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:47, archived)

She has pneumonia, you just said
Thoughts and prayers though, hope she gets well soon.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:57, archived)

I said 'you're alright you are m8' then went WEEOO WEEOO

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:42, archived)

CHIB. THE. CUNT.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 15:44, archived)

deedle eedle eedle um, with my extra gunt, deedle eedle eedle um

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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 16:20, archived)

aftersoon

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:19, archived)

tickle my taint

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:32, archived)

ok what now

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8458673
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:46, archived)

fuck you

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:27, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 5:47, archived)

ningmorn

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 6:43, archived)

Too far.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 7:23, archived)

morning smegggggg

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 7:55, archived)

Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 8:14, archived)

hiya

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 8:01, archived)

Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 8:14, archived)

Furzday funtime !

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 8:53, archived)

It sure is m8
Champagne end of art show party in Mayfair l8r, then legendary 1982 hip hop film Wild Style in 4k on the big screen afterwards. I am shitting myself with excitement
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 10:09, archived)

Ooh, is it?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 9:02, archived)

nobody knows

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 11:13, archived)

James Sub-Prime

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:19, archived)

James sub-Prime

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:23, archived)

James sub-Prime

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:25, archived)

^ Sub-prime James sub-Prime.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

James Spunk-Handset
/ac
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:39, archived)

well if you're saying that...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:41, archived)

George Went

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:41, archived)

james sub-bond 00prime number

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:42, archived)

"calculated not eshtimated"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:47, archived)

James sub-George

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:42, archived)

George sub-Went

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)

Went James-Sub

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:43, archived)

Prime sub-Jameswent George

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:46, archived)

Real gone kid.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:57, archived)

Gaymes Chub-Crime more like

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 21:24, archived)

Too far mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 21:41, archived)

James sub-price
Though my hairdressers charged £18 for a cut. I misheard, it was £8.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 21:41, archived)

AFTERNOON HOT CANADA SHITPIPE ACTION

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:25, archived)

sniff my shitpipe, please

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$$ ✅, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:43, archived)

This is life

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:26, archived)

i really don't want to but you said please

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:30, archived)

Thank you

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$$ ✅, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

o canada

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:49, archived)

I'm watching a webinar for work called "[topic] made easier "
- and so of course, it's the most bizarrely complication-loaded death by PowerPoint.
I feel less informed than when I started.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)

Mark Carnal

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:54, archived)

-C -r

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:56, archived)

Mak

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:14, archived)

Rhythm of the Schutzstaffel

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:05, archived)

What's this aboooty?

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

YOU’RE NOT MY BUDDY, GUY

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:10, archived)

"Yes I am!"

*Eastenders doof doof*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:15, archived)

Buddy Die

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:22, archived)

Deaddie Die

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)

Sorry I don't speak scouse

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:35, archived)

Afternoon anal antics

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 15:16, archived)

Oi Oi!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:09, archived)

Fuck off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:39, archived)

I hope Mick Philpott dies soon.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:39, archived)

Mick Philpopt his clogs

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 17:09, archived)

Fingers crossed.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 17:24, archived)

the bloke off of Time Team?

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:04, archived)

Simply Dead

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:05, archived)

Simply Read The Last Rites

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:50, archived)

Mick Fleetwoodenbox

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:35, archived)

Fleetwood Lack

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:35, archived)

Yeti’s gonna love this sub thread

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)

B3ta still hasn't completely recovered from its four years of modless spackerdom.

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.Yeti., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:28, archived)

b3ta is in a constant state of change, you know, like a putrefying corpse

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 20:37, archived)

Samantha Fucks Off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:45, archived)

That one worked a lot better in my head, sorry guys :'(

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:47, archived)

expression of the day: catty-corner

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 19:50, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 6:52, archived)

Dolly Parted
Just getting in early to avoid the rush
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 6:55, archived)

I'm begging of you, please don't take my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:13, archived)

Dolly Passed on

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 8:39, archived)

Dolly Partoff

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:03, archived)

Deadie Parton

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:41, archived)

This trend of posting death notices for people who haven't died yet is fucking spasticated, I tell you hwat.

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.Yeti., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:24, archived)

Huw Deadwards

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:28, archived)

Bill dead b-Oddie

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:35, archived)

Kemi Hadenough

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:40, archived)

lol

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

Not Yeti

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:46, archived)

Iggy Popped his clogs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, archived)

Carl Corpse

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:54, archived)

Johnny Rotting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, archived)

Cadaveril Lavigne

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:55, archived)

Avril Not Lavigne

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:02, archived)

Christina AAAAAARGHuilera

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:09, archived)

lols

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Jeremy ClarksOFF

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broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Carkson, surely?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:21, archived)

Carksoff, and that's final

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:40, archived)

Spongebob Squarebox

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:38, archived)

lol sorry .yeti., not really

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, archived)

she's currently only Dolly Part-gone

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:26, archived)

D. Parted.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)

Dolly Departed, we are gathered here....

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:41, archived)

DOAlene, DOAlene, DOAlene, DOA-leeeeene

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:31, archived)

+
b3ta.com/talk/8458638
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:45, archived)

She's going to pull through, thanks to everyone's prayers.
Sounds like the Grim Reaper has given her a Dolly DePARDON!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:46, archived)

morninging

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:22, archived)

Invizzo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 7:25, archived)

Please keep your fake Lizzo death notice in the appropriate sub-thread, thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:26, archived)

/skinflute

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 12:24, archived)

~~morn~~ fist
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:04, archived)

Shitpipe Tuesday
stick it up your bumhole and sing a happy song.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:13, archived)

It's Wednesday.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 9:45, archived)

shitpipe wednesday

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:32, archived)

Happy Shitpipe Wednesday, MiseryCunt!

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:53, archived)

Fucking hell
what happened to Tuesday?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:08, archived)

Honestly it was pretty underwhelming, you didn't miss much.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:15, archived)

Oh my god
Don't tell me I wrote letters to people. Fuck.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 11:23, archived)

lol

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:42, archived)

Happy International Lesbian Day!

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$$ ✅, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 10:04, archived)

The traditional gifts are scissors and velcro

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 13:43, archived)

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 14:52, archived)

I have to write a couple of letters. For reasons.
I have had a look in the old statonery box and dug out a 30 year old Basildon Bond pad that has a built-in blotter.

What moribund thing have you had to resort to recently?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:31, archived)

Posting on b3ta

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:40, archived)

My older pair of Adidas ZX750s
Work shoes innit
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 14:53, archived)

That's a Spectrum m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:02, archived)

no wonder they're so uncomfortable

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:06, archived)

^ on the spectrum

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:09, archived)

We were so young
b3ta.com/talk/7901761
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 19:59, archived)

when?
i was 41 you fucking prick
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:01, archived)

He ain't all there

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mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:16, archived)

Everybody Loves The Sound Of A Train In The Distance

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 22:12, archived)

Doing this
*does this*
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:38, archived)

:-0

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:09, archived)

your nan

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 15:51, archived)

Going round all the local hairdressers on foot
To try and get a haircut that isn't ridiculously priced and in 3 weeks time.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:51, archived)

I have paid for two haircuts in my entire life
You can tell tho
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)

you look fabulous

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, archived)

I'm tired of having to get the knots out in the morning
So I've booked for 1pm tomorrow to get a bob.I know the hairdresser and she's only charging me £18, unlike the other cunts who wanted more than £40.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:04, archived)

Terrible bullying of JMG

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, archived)

æ
is that one or two?
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:08, archived)

Yes

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:09, archived)

i knew it

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 18:51, archived)

I had to write a letter over the summer for admin reasons
and it had been so long since I'd written anything by hand that my hand started cramping up like a mutha.
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.Yeti., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)

it's a dying art

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:37, archived)

b3ta, you mean

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 17:41, archived)

I'm chucking away 70 years off life. 1950s records with my mum's name on them. Parties I assume. Gonna get the oil rain lamp working

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mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:15, archived)

:(

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 20:47, archived)

Oil lamps are cool

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mongychops, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 21:19, archived)

Alright Arseboon Dilbaros

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:35, archived)

AI-Nazi is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented fascists.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:55, archived)

'Nazi' Al Yankovich

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 7 Oct 2025, 11:43, archived)

Weird Badir

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 11:52, archived)

You can call me Nazi

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:00, archived)

Oh man, if Paul Simon ever uploads his consciousness we can call him AI

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:03, archived)

Still Nazi After All These Years

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:10, archived)

Deutschland

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:11, archived)

Diamonds on the Soles of Her Jews
etc etc
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:11, archived)

Me and Adolf Down By The Schoolyard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)

America

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:19, archived)

The Sound of SILENCE!!!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

Bridge over Troubled Rheinland

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

Deutschland über Troubled Alles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)

The Boy in the Gas Chamber

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:23, archived)

Paranoia Jews

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)

Heaven Know I'm Messerschmitt Now
A couple of Phil Collins ones

SSudio
Something Happened On The Way To Himler
She's An Eichmann Lover
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:43, archived)

Hitler With Your Rhythm Stick

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:47, archived)

Wow, I never knew Paul Simon wrote all those

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:59, archived)

You Can Call Me Phil

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:01, archived)

Oh, they're Paul Simon songs?
Are You Going To Scarborough, Fuher?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:20, archived)

20 Ways To Lieb Your Luger

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:23, archived)

Bridge Over Troubled Waffen

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:24, archived)

Bright eyes, burning like books

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:10, archived)

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Zyklon B

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 16:34, archived)

Bollocks to your candles yeah

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 11:56, archived)

Semen Khaidanko

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)

not bad, cheers
u?
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$$ ✅, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 11:58, archived)

Alright dollar dollar

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:21, archived)

Fuck you, mr horrible, fuck you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 13:18, archived)

Delurk
:)
(notsoup, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:05, archived)

Not you

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:28, archived)

delurking on Vladimir Putin's birthday
interesting
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$$ ✅, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:32, archived)

Knowing it's Putin's birthday
SUS
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 9:53, archived)

Saying SUS
Concerning
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:12, archived)

Might confiscate one of your hats.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 12:38, archived)

SUS - Software Update Service
Bill Gates confirmed
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$$ ✅, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:13, archived)

Shitty Undercrackers Soiled
Queef Richards confirmed
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:16, archived)

Just want to let you know that I'm on to you
alright?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 10:28, archived)

morning

(

Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 2:57, archived)

Yes, but look!
- Queef's on fire 🔥
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 6:34, archived)

He’s so hot right now

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 7:23, archived)

Morning

(

Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 7:31, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 7 Oct 2025, 8:27, archived)

Hi prick's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 16:31, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:06, archived)

Y

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:29, archived)

Hi

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:15, archived)

Wha'gwan

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:29, archived)

Hello fanny

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 18:42, archived)

Hello Titty

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 18:44, archived)

Hi skinflute

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:15, archived)

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:21, archived)

Looks like bumtits.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:23, archived)

no u r

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:25, archived)

This actually made me laugh

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)

my bumtits are actually much nicer in real life

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:35, archived)

touch + <s>are actually much nicer in real</s> + this is

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:37, archived)

My tits are a fucking nightmare

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 20:08, archived)

The Tit and the Pendulum

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 22:08, archived)

~~a fucking nightmare~~ red and have podka dots on
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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 22:41, archived)

~~are actually much nicer in real life~~ bring all the boys to the yard
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Oct 2025, 22:02, archived)

Greene king have left the promotion right open again. I've had ribs and 7 pints today for nothing. They say the Chinese are better? Lol

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mongychops, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:49, archived)

Anyone can be taken advantage of
And if you can, do.
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 20:09, archived)

Nice work

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 20:22, archived)

Jilly Cadaver

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 10:51, archived)

Jilly Copped-it

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 10:55, archived)

my father had lunch with her once
you couldn't make it up
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:05, archived)

Ralph Ineson came and gave my upper 6th English class a talk about being an actor.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:25, archived)

...this was pre-Finchy fame

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:27, archived)

My dad had lunch with Charlton Heston once.
There, I made that up.
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.Yeti., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 11:35, archived)

Did he have to pay?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

CHARLTON HESTON HAD A TOUPEE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

Fine, but please explain your interest in his financial arrangements

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:20, archived)

I haven't made that part up yet.

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.Yeti., Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:29, archived)

please make it exciting

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:44, archived)

Only once, mind
She was a very messy eater
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)

Illy Cooper

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:01, archived)

Willy Drooper I calls her

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

Or did
Rest in peace
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:29, archived)

rest in peanus

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$$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)

I'll do it later

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)

thanks

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$$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:55, archived)

ea æ
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 6 Oct 2025, 17:22, archived)

Billy Japper

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:35, archived)

SHAMONE!

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Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 15:06, archived)

Chilly Pooper

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$$ ✅, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:37, archived)

Put some pants on

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)

Damn Jilly Cooper

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:41, archived)

Grimmy Reaper

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broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 12:59, archived)

Fuck's sake, don't get my hopes up about Nick Grimshaw

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

word of the day: heterodox

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:15, archived)

Is that when you share a straight person's real name and home address on the internet?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 14:25, archived)

morninge

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 6:33, archived)

Hellos

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 7:11, archived)

Helloes!

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 8:22, archived)

Yes

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 8:31, archived)

Flippetty doo-dah, flippety-eh
Can't sing that song because it's racist now THANKS WOKE!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 9:00, archived)

i miss bollocks parrot

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 20:28, archived)

Buy a parrot
And teach it to say bollocks
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 20:33, archived)

good idea

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 21:39, archived)

BOLLOCKS


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Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 20:36, archived)

Cheers!

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 21:38, archived)


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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)

thank you
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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 22:32, archived)

Hi gunt's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:02, archived)

Watching 6 Million Dollar Man and waiting on a roasting beef joint
High end Sundaying
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:09, archived)

Watching Attenborough
And waiting for mum to get back from the hospital
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:14, archived)

How's yer da

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:18, archived)

Going insane
He's just found out that the antibiotics He's on are a 6-week course AND they're intravenous, so he's not going anywhere soon. He's got at least another 2 weeks in there. It's driving mum mad, too, they've barely spent a night apart for 55 years
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 18:22, archived)

43.7 million dollar man
adjusting for inflation

which is what I do to my trousers after thinking about his hot cyber enhanced bod
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 17:25, archived)

Pretty sure "cyber enhanced bod" is one of the Axe body spray scents.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 18:18, archived)

Disgunting!!
It's my birthday IRL and I'm ratfaced - i love your pie
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Oct 2025, 20:02, archived)

happy bday u wanka

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 22:41, archived)

Good morning

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 7:23, archived)

fuck you

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 8:08, archived)

well said

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 10:31, archived)

now I am sad

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 15:13, archived)

+i

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 21:40, archived)

Hi xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 5 Oct 2025, 8:36, archived)

yep

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 8:52, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

yeah?
yeah.
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 10:26, archived)

27c high for the next 3 days, looks like that might be the last of the warm days
It's a beautiful sunny day here
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:35, archived)

Hullo bumstain's
Just watching a documentary about monumental Olmec helmets at La Venta. And also a massive sandstone fanny.

I shit you not
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:20, archived)

I'm watching the dead don't die
One of today's DVD purchases. The other one is Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Watched that earlier while I was eating ha gao, or however it's spelled
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:22, archived)

I was very disappointed by the Dead don't Die

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:16, archived)

It could have been great
But instead, it was just a mess with famous people thrown in
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

The world, you mean

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 11:45, archived)

- the world
+ b3ta
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 5 Oct 2025, 11:54, archived)

Jonathan King, Tom Milsom, the pylon bloke off of QI.
I mean I'm not suggesting the last one's a nonce, it's probably just coincidence that the other two are.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 12:32, archived)

the pylon bloke from QI?
who's that?

edit: don't forget that special forces fantasist that was jailed for botched surgery
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:12, archived)

??
You mean Pasanonic?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:37, archived)

Different fantasist, I think.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

no, someone called hubert or douglas or some weird name
was notorious for gazzing young women on here
turned out to be a con artist who'd permanently damaged someone's hand because he'd claimed to be a surgeon or something

EdsMeds
www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Craig_Colclough
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 16:18, archived)

Happen Toaster's old pylon gif was featured on an episode, and he mentioned it once or twice.
I was joking though, he isn't actually famous. Ben Wheatley is, but only after he stopped posting here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:03, archived)

Any other famous lurkers?
Dave Gorman did an hilarious musing on Mugababes shortly after I got FP'd with it, the joke-stealing cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 14:07, archived)

Scott Mills hasn't logged in for a while

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 16:34, archived)

What about DJ Hetz Hudson?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 5 Oct 2025, 19:03, archived)

had to work that one out

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 13:46, archived)

YOU'RE a massive Olmec helmet, m(2^3)

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:31, archived)

^sandstone fanny

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:33, archived)

there has to be a twist

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

I think the twist
Is usually when the leader is sacrificed at the top of a pyramid
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:46, archived)

Hullo.
I just had a rather satisfying big fat shit.
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Cock, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:27, archived)

knife and fork or spoon?

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:51, archived)

I wanna be a macho moon

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:39, archived)

My trusty poop knife had to be used, yes.

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Cock, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 23:19, archived)

yoni live once

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:56, archived)

Any idea where Lingam is? I'll be going on from there to Suckham.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)

Helmand Province

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:43, archived)

DISGUSTING

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 23:48, archived)

Haha no way that's mental

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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 0:16, archived)

Afternoon All
But windy eh?
(Planearm, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:35, archived)

Very
Wet, too
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:58, archived)

My work was cancelled due to weather warnings
Tbh it doesn't seem that bad here, happy for the extra rest though
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:01, archived)

The whole dock has been shut down since yesterday afternoon
I haven't seen the place so quiet since the strike
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:13, archived)

Or when Fred Talbot fell in

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:02, archived)

That's the other end of the dock

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:07, archived)

Evening.
No.
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:39, archived)

It's well windy where I am
Just thought I'd mention it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 18:58, archived)

There’s definitely some weather

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:28, archived)

the long and windy road

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 19:31, archived)

Windy Pig poster is having a good time these days it seems
I love Windy Pig
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 20:00, archived)

GAY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Oct 2025, 22:20, archived)

Morning

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:12, archived)

Hiya
Bottomless brunch today - 2 hours of boozing for £20, could get messy
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:21, archived)

Bottoms
I find they're actually essential for most activities
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:30, archived)

Do you stick your brunch up your bottom then?

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:28, archived)

Obvs
This is the trouble with being invisible, I can't see which of my body parts are which.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 5 Oct 2025, 7:48, archived)

Are you on a 'hen do'?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Oct 2025, 7:50, archived)

What's a hen do?
CLUCK

lol
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:26, archived)

what

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 13:16, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:08, archived)

yes

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:43, archived)

yes

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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 10:25, archived)

yes

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 10:45, archived)

No

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

Wrong

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 12:20, archived)

made menemen, vg
now back to bed
#depression
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 13:17, archived)

vg do doo, do doo doo
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 14:09, archived)

Lol doo doo
You know, like a shit lol
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:56, archived)

Is it sadiversary time?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 14:23, archived)

23rd for best pal, 28th for brother
2 years this year :(
I did just get given a £165 bottle of tequila which is nice tho
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 15:27, archived)

Have a hug, for what it's worth.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 4 Oct 2025, 16:57, archived)

Ta m8
There's a record fair on at the pub, things could be worse. Calypso Rock for a fiver, 12" though so no dice
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 17:53, archived)

I just watched the first episode of I, Claudius
Fond b3ta figure of fun Brian Blessed is in it, I honestly had no idea what a fucking marvelous actor he was.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)

Dyin' Blessed

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)

Braaaains Blessed

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:24, archived)

I can hear the landscapers running trees through the wood chipper, every time it sounds like an extended hoop-shredding fart

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:27, archived)

any tit in it?

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$$ ✅, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:28, archived)

Within the first ten minutes hth

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)

Yeah, Brian Blessed.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:29, archived)

ARE YOU RETARDED?

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MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:38, archived)

No this is just how my face looks :(

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 16:48, archived)

yeah he was
then he started believing his hype and slid into a caricature of himself
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 17:07, archived)

I didn't see this, great minds and all that.
Although most of the pricks on here seem to think he's an untouchable genius for some fucking reason.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:16, archived)

fame fame fatal fame, it can play terrible tricks on the brain, still morrisey is a cunt

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 19:18, archived)

a racist cunt, too

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 19:42, archived)

Enough about Queef tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:23, archived)

He was good for the year or two before he became an insufferable self-parody

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 17:59, archived)

b3ta, you mean

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.Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:02, archived)

WOO YAY HOUPLA PANOWIE DIBNAH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 18:23, archived)

we have a right laugh here don't we

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:24, archived)

[citation needed]

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

#Wakkipedia

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.Yeti., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:34, archived)

Killed Oldham

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:00, archived)

Bony 'Corpse' Billy

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 3 Oct 2025, 21:00, archived)

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