*stretches*
well himself has gone to pretty himself up to take me to the pub...I love long lazy weekends :o)

Now to convince the ex to drop mini-me back at my mum's for a bit so I can relax and enjoy myself for a leetle bit longer...

What are your plans for the afternoon/evening?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

roast lamb studded with rosemary and garlic
baby spuds, mange tout, carrots in coriander butter and fine red wine
and more musics I hope
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

mmmmmmm, fine red wine
i've got peppered steak...crisps


and cheap coider
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

I have also the cider
But a mix of cheapo and expensive.... the question now is whether to bother cooking a roast...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

you actually said cooking and not cocking
well done.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

I'mm cooking
chicken in ale, with roast veggies and new potatoes later.

And we have GU chocolate souffle for pudding :)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

GU ?
chocolate souffle
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

Genital urinary

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

oooooooh,
different!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

*drools*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

no drinkies?

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

the drinking light
is not yet lit
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

the drinking light
never goes out in robh's household

if you want one have one is my motto
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

ahhh
breakfast beer :D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:26, archived)

ha ha ha
ok, maybe not brekkie time
but afternoon drinkies are
so much more civilised
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

the wine rack
just so happens to be next to my desk chair. And Oohhh what's this? Screw caps? Suits me!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

Good girl!
drink in the afternoon, early to bed and fit for work in the morning!

so much better ;)
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:34, archived)

Pink Gin sir?
I'll have Achmed bring it out on the verranda
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

aaaaaah,
pink gins on the poop deck
*reminisces*
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

*shoots some fluffy wuffies*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)

himself Badger
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

well yes
that would be him.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

Watching
disc 3 of the comic strip, so thats the bullshitters,slags,supergrass and consula to go.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)

top gear
scrubs
and some study
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)

some study wanking
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)

well obviously

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)

some sort of
Child Protection training for a "christian holiday week for 5-13 year olds"
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:33, archived)

ok, if anyone can't make their mind up what to play
have a listen
81.110.218.153:8000/listen.pls
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

Linky appears not to work

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:49, archived)

really? oooh,
I shall investigate, thanks
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

works for me
:)
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

yay!

( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:51, archived)

Appears to be going now

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

excellent opener sir
:)
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

might have been excellent
but it appears to be borked :(
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

not for me
in what way borked?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

it kept jumping
back to half way through the tune.
It's probably my fault as I started
investigating why the link wasn't working, pressed some buttons and generally cocked things up
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

huh
never noticed
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

hurrah!
this is a first for me, Mr Robh
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

that makes me happy
:)
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Anyone smell cherry?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Cherry?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

I demand you post me cherry ripes!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

Even if I had any,
which I unfortunately don't, I would keep them all to my greedy little self.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

In that case im going to have to bum you

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

a bit harsh
...but fair!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

My bum
could swallow you whole, Michael.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:08, archived)

Lets solve some crime

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

You're like a shark with a blood trace

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:56, archived)

Is dancing in my pajamas

(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

listening for the first time
don't want to clog up this board with radio posts (cos that's really annoyed me in the past). Isn't there another board where people post about the radio and stuff?

benfolds and gomez so far - like it!
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:28, archived)

insomnia
Almost 1am here. What's there to do other than download porn?
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Overthrow the Howard government
/making assumptions about where you are based on your time
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

good call
You really nailed that one. Now all I need is a battle plan.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Battle plans are for the weak.
Whereabouts are you?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

In a small room
in a place called Berwick on the outskirts of Melbourne
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

Ahh, you're a Mexican.
I'm currently freezing my arse off in Sydney, and wondering why the hell I'm still awake at this hour.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

Freezing with you
and wondering why the heater isn't working. Maybe I'll just start a fire...
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:52, archived)

I can see absolutely no downsides
to starting a fire in the middle of whatever room you're sitting in.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Not my house
but I'm sure my girlfriend would have something to say about it. Yet knowing her, she'd probably look for tinder.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Are you mad?
Why are you not currently sucking the warmth from said girlfriend in bed?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

Sort of a long story
I've just recovered from a massive headache and we're both kind of suffering from it(insomnia. didn't specify). I'm downstairs, here obviously, while she's upstairs trying to sleep. Came here to check my mail, and subsequently became trapped in the b3ta vortex.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

On second thought
I'm leaving now. Have fun everyone. I'm off.
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)

....
www.newgrounds.com/
www.linkdump.be/
www.linkfilter.net/
www.linkswarm.com/
www.zfilter.com/
or... www.thehun.com/
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

bum a stoat, while wearing a trilby made of bacon

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

You are Comma
AICMFP
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

Wank

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

Too late
Need some recovery time
(somethingwitty, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

Go to your local gents
And wank someone orf in there
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

Right one more choon and I gotta go
roast lamb to sort out
thanks for listening everyone whoever you were/are
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

thank you Mr Dill
:D
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

my pleasure
hope you enjoyed it
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

indeed!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

good
so did I
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:43, archived)

thanks dill
:)
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

You gonna do one
?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

wtf happened to Boris Becker?
He looks like he has been tango'd.

His hair is standing on end and he is bright bright orange.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

anybody want to take over the radio from me ?
arse gone numb
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

Arse gone numb?
You need a lap juicer
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)

I do I do
:)
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

It's for industrious housewives
who's hands are full. V. practical.
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)

Play 'timeless' by Goldie and take the dog out for 15 minutes
It'll still be playing when you get back.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)

got dinner to sort out as well
so gotta go soon
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

aaaaw
and i've only just got here!
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)

your turn then matey
I've been on since 2.00
might manage till 4.00
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

yay
whilst you're here.
I've got SAM but I'm a bit confused as to how you broadcast. Do you still connect using shoutcast or are you paying for your server?
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)

you need to start shoutcast gui
and then set up sam, actually I don't think I'll bother with it anymore, winamps much more friendly, if I figure the mic bit out that is
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)

if you figure the mic out
tell me, cos it's got me baffled
( robh, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)

you have to select soundcard as source
but that's as far as I have got
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)

then you hit the 'mixer' button
and on 'recording settings', set it to 'What You Hear'
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:36, archived)

*
www.b3ta.com/talk/614579
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

on a semi related note,
does anyone want to accidentally sly me sam3?
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:37, archived)

where am i likely to find
torrents for books.

my friend needs a book downloaded cos he doesnt have broadband. but im not sure where to look
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

library

( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

I can't stand reading ebooks,
real books are much easier on the eye and not that expensive. (Unless its a textbook or something.)
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)

it is a text book

( The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)

Audio? Try:
www.novatina.com/
torrent.hackz.nl/
www.torrentspy.com
www.isohunt.com
www.thepiratebay.org
www.tvtorrents.com
www.uknova.com
www.btefnet.org
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

no idea
have you tried www.google.com ?

Lots of free books here, but probably not any your friend is looking for
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

www.google.co.uk
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)

last night i was thinking of fucking you with
barbed wire cock
and when i pull it out slapping my nuts all over your face, while everyone comes over to my place
wile we jizz and jizz all alike, while i sit looking at you on my bike, naked as naked can be, wont you suck my dick in a tree
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

cats have
barbed penises
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

Pigs have willies shaped like corkscrews
and dogs have inflatable bits on one end.

/Red Rocket Info 2005©
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

well whatta ya think?
do you like my balls, bounce off the walls, go down the halls, standing tall, ask if you can go to the mall?
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/614540
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

bored
gimme something to do in cyberland.
(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:04, archived)

www.lemonparty.org
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)

tut tut

( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)

tut tut *fwaps like a demented chimp*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

link doesn't work

(Brad Dice, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)

Be grateful for this

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)

dont get many strangers round here
**chews straw**
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

Are you local?

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:54, archived)

but of course

( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

Lots of asterisks apparently

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:55, archived)

*violently arserapes*
*requests that you squeal*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

*yawns*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)

?
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:58, archived)

Them that as we do
have real nice mouths, though.
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

well remembered

( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

I might well be going to Finland
possibly quite soon. Any suggestions as to what there is to do/see there? The area has not yet been decided, so anywhere's fine.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Go there and spend all of your time wanking in your hotel room!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:43, archived)

Pony trekking.
Or camping.
Or just watching TV.
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

*spluffs with joy*

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

moomin land!
take we with you please
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

You can hide in my suitcase.
I'm assuming here that you really are a mouse or kitten.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

yus
I'm good at hiding
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

*makes predictable strikethrough joke involving replacing the word 'hiding'*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

makes predictable strikethrough joke involving replacing the word 'hiding'

bums
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)

She is little
But has big norks.

How she doesn't fall over more often is a mystery to me.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

My feet
are made of solid brass
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

s
or
br
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

well
now that's just being silly
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

I'd imagine you're not lacking
in the norks dept yourself
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:49, archived)

Moomin land actually looks quite good.
I hope to go some day.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

me too!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:51, archived)

Bum a moomin

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

this
as hard as you can
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

*sits down on own hands*
*types with head dobber*
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:50, archived)

Bum a moomin troll

( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Sorry to ask,
but NIS 2005 is blocking my internet connection after I've been on the web for 5 mins or so. I've tried the settings and suchlike but no luck. Any ideas? Google has not been my friend in this.

Thanking ewe in advance.
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

uninstall it
and get sygate free firewall instead.

norton rapes your PC.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:40, archived)

     ↑
Fairy Nuff.
     ↓
But I forked out moneys for this and after 4 months it's suddenly had a spazz attack. Do I face a re-install?
(Small Beer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

well if you're going to reinstall it, why not just put on something that works instead?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

*hugs Uncle Dill muchly*
*has crafty grope*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

**enjoys**
:)
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Uncle Dill's Fine Tunes
81.77.42.157:8000/listen.pls

for your aural delight
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Yay!
/doesn't like reggae

Will you be talking today Uncle Dill?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)

*loves it*
...
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:04, archived)

No
too much like hard work

edit/ and haven't figured out how with winamp yet
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:10, archived)

You are too lazy to plug in your mic AICMFP
Will you be attending Manchester?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

attending manchester
for what and when?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:13, archived)

Date is actually teh 16th but...
www.4rthur.com/scheduler.php?mode=comments&eventid=868&PHPSESSID=cf170ce0855867632c11ea5fddac465c
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

not 4urthurised
it's always been bollicks for me
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:22, archived)

July 16th...
...Manchester, like the Oxford bash, only northern but with cheaper beer and maybe less bumming.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

sounds good
but that's daughter No1's 21st burthday
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

Just posted this on here,
but may I claim one of your remaining sleepyplaces?
*puppyeyes*
( Malchick, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:36, archived)

Oh yes...
...But you'll have fight Roaneah for use of the sofa and the hair straighteners.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Oh my what quality people attending
Apart from your good selves it reads like the who's who of cunts...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

I thought that was the Reading list?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

Nah
there werent any 4rthurians there
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Errrrrrmmmm....
....aren't you, the Bennies and Mrs Mykey all registered on there?

Therefore making you......?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

I think you know what i mean
Dont be silly
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:53, archived)

*turns down brightness on monitor*
*checks sunglasses; lemsip, strepsils and soothers intake*
'ning folks. I don't think I'll be here long, but I'm going stir-crazy bundled up in blankets on the couch

[edit] dammit! I struggle out of my deathbed for a bit of company and you're all doing other things
*cries*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

GET TO THE DOCTOR'S WOMAN!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:53, archived)

on a Sunday?
I'll go in the morning if my tonsils still look like massive spider egg-sacs

[edit] this is no good, even with sunglasses on and as much light eliminated as possible my head is still throbbing and my eyes feel like I'm wearing Goggles of Pain^TM
*cries and collapses back to the couch, shivering despite two pairs of fleece trousers and two jerseys*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

poor you
still badly? you shouldn't be in front of that monitor you know?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

I know :(
I'm going *hug*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

hugs back
**has furtive grope**
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:12, archived)

A&E or emergency doc's then.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)

Thank you to my two, and first ever, listeners!
This is my last tune, I dunno if Mr Dill is following...

Cheers for all the help, I'll be back soon for a slightly less random show I hope.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

nice one Moose
I'll do some in about 20 mins if that's o.k. by you folks?
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Excellent. Gives me time to pop out to the shops to get my lunch :D

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

later then
tries to think of good tunes
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I belive that you dropped these...
..**
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:43, archived)

My nipples!

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

hmmm
maybe NSFW
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

It's not often I resort to saying this,
but WTF?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

Thought it might be an old scout manual when I saw the title,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:15, archived)

That's mental.

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

I wasn't expecting that.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

TGMTFH

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

You've surfaced then....
...how was Reading?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Very good!
There was of course some drinking...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

A light sherry each?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:42, archived)

Pete Doherty...
...can he not just hurry up and choke on his own vomit so that we can stop being irritated by people declaiming him as a genuis?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)

what is it with that twat?
wouldn't even make a decent organ donor
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:08, archived)

you clearly love him,
next you'll be pulling his pigtails
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

The Dreaded Badger/Wicca'd Witch gestalt entity Max Carlish
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

Did you not see that documentary a while back?
Max Carlish was an obsessed fan who got pissed off and sold the pictures of Doherty taking heroin to the Sun
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:44, archived)

Aaaaaahhhh....
...hardly a scoop though is it 'EXCLUSIVE : Doherty is a minimally talented junkie thieving pikey scumbag'.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

He is a talentless cunt.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:50, archived)

This
I have very little sympathy for those who fuck themselves up on heroin, you'd think they'd have heard something bad about it by now.

/Dylan Moran
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

I hear it's rather moreish...
/unknown source
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

WAtching the arse end of live 8 last night...
....we noticed a resemblence, melanin in skin aside, between Maxi Jazz of Faithless

www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2005/03/307115.jpg

and our very own Hankster...

www.pbase.com/rosslewis/image/44340964
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

Uncanny.

( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:58, archived)

Well you never see them in a room together

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:59, archived)

you're right
here
( Dill, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:00, archived)

Arf!
But what have you changed?
( Druid, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:01, archived)

*falls off sofa*
*has asthma attack*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 13:04, archived)