Does anyone
care if we get the Olympics?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)

Who's this 'we',
Monsieur?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)

The royal 'we'
in relation to the imaginary people who populate this place.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)

FAIRIES!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:33, archived)

Yes
gayers the lot of them.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:33, archived)

Now then
They just have a different life choice than us, we must respect it and attempt to bring society closer together

/Robin
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:34, archived)

Have you
had a falling out with someone perchance?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)

Pfffft
No no no:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:40, archived)

Well
I think you should start showing a little more respect and tolerance for people, constantly abusing strangers is getting a little wearisome. You fat cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:43, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

Im more of a Fuji person

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)

A friend of my dad's hopes we get it
on the grounds that if we do, it'll piss the French off.

I don't want it though. It'd be right in my back yard. With fucking athletes and that filthy cow Paula Radcliffe pissing herself all over the place.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:55, archived)

Good ning to you all.
How is everyone?
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:09, archived)

very, very sore.
went to a gig last night, have pulled muscles in both shoulders and I took an elbow in the nose. Was fucking worth it though.
( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:15, archived)

Panglossian
and somewhat moist.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:16, archived)

What does
moist mean?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

Ask your mother
wotcher you.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:28, archived)

Fine,
like a well aged claret.

Apart from I need a shower due to stinking like a horse and small hair clippings from yesterdays shearing.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:16, archived)

You have never been sexier to me

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:19, archived)

I do have a certain
primeval look and smell to me today.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:21, archived)

itchy,
like melons.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:19, archived)

Hairy melons!
Ning
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)

I'm proabably going to have to do shed loads
of work again today. But I thought I'd come on here briefy to give you all a pearl necklace to start the day off.

*spluffs repeatedly*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:06, archived)

I also shall be working muchly today:(
I've got to force the temp to bend to my will...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:07, archived)

You dropped this:
y
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:10, archived)

to my will over the desk for a good pumping
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:12, archived)

I bloody wish!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:15, archived)

'ning sir.
All well in the land of the "Bel-gians"?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:07, archived)

It is grey and raining
but at least I have the pub to look forward too.

How are the anarchists doing today?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:11, archived)

We had a bit more excitment last night.
And there are many riot police in the centre of town looking menacing. And riot-police-horses. Which look even more menacing. And bedraggled crusties. Who just smell.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:15, archived)

Robin found somewhere to stay then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:16, archived)

Pfft

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:17, archived)

Morning you
A pearl necklace? But I don't wear jewelleOH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

*towels off*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:08, archived)

You love it really you schlaaaaaaag.


_ning!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:09, archived)

I know it's not nice to make fun of retard kids,
but seriously.
What is this girl on?

www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puccas_a55
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 2:36, archived)

/points/ Location: Wickford, Essex

/ed: I am all teh tired, for now it is sleepytime!

Night all :)
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 2:46, archived)

What's not fun about it?
And I've seen worse websites by b3tans, mine for example.


Meh.
( Hankster, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 7:20, archived)

*bums*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 7:49, archived)

*hobos*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 7:54, archived)

*lushes*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 7:57, archived)

*lunches*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:01, archived)

*oppresses you*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:03, archived)

*posesses you*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:04, archived)

This has been annoying me for a while now.
www.vibration13.com/treasurehunt/part2.html

It's annoying though, I want to feel clever.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)

Looking at the language in the book
reminds me... I once wrote something to translate whole pages of text into a language and characters I had made up.

utterly useless.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:56, archived)

yes, totally useless
and now i am getting a head ache from trying to understand it


on the last page of clues and writing, it shows a picture of sri lanka, and the arrow points to Pidurutalagala which fits the pattern of letters. thats all i can get
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 2:00, archived)

do not:
stick labels to your nipples.

to be specific, the brother label printer, label on a tape ones.

they are deceptively sticky.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

wouldnt like to know the circumstances on how you discovered that

_{how did you discover that}
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

I am writing code for
an order system to print labels.

I have a lot of test tabels on the desk.

I am naked.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

were tempted to adhere it to your scrotum, but then decided to use your nipple as a test platform?

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

hair
Surely the hairiness of nipples would affect the stickiness and hence pain factor?
(gerg, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:45, archived)

scarily the sctorum
is less painful - possibly due to its sweatyness...

it would appear there is a significant correlation between nipple hairs and pain. tested a second time round (with less hair) there was less pain.
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:52, archived)

You're just cheapskate waxing.

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 2:54, archived)

what about sticking a sticky sticklabel to your nipples
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

/prints/ ... /sticks/ ... mmmm! sticky! [oww! owowow! ... ahhhh]
( cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

,,,
Found this on stumble upon...

It's a bizzare, japanese game, like the classic penguin throwing one but more cute and errr japanese. My record is 3659.97m, the key seems to be random clicking and lots of specials.

Anybody got any other fun games, being unemployed is so boring... :D
(gerg, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

that's fucking random
and quite shitty.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

Did you just use random
as an adjective? *fumes*
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 8:07, archived)

oooh, strange.

also, have an entirely free FPS,
enemy-territory
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

got 4170.52
and I have no clue what happened
( dantl, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

feh
I don't get why they have the help text that explains it in Japanese, but the rest in english, unless they just put random kanji symbols there to make it look like there's an actual system behind it all
(gerg, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

Fuck me sideways
randomly pressed buttons, and he went all supersonic on me from sonic 2 (i think) All yellow and mental.

got 5399.47
( dantl, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

ninjas
FWIW my record is 6689.55, I got a couple of specials, hit a stop person and then clicked and got a boost, then got a special combo, and managed another special which involved 3 people and some sort of katana. It just seems to be immensely fun...
(gerg, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

My mouse pointer just started moving by itself
The mouse itself was perfectly still.
Maybe somebody is trying to communicate with me.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

Yeah,
sorry that was me.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

Bastard
don't do that again.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:08, archived)

Sorry,
I was trying to communicate with someone else.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)

Next time
use messenger.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

or an anal probe
that seems to be what all sensible aliens do.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

y0u |-|@v3 833n h4x0r3d

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

What?
Speak English, man.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:14, archived)

he said; you need more toast

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

Indeed I do
and some tea.
( Zuowan, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

Is anyone elses MSN not letting them sign in?
Mine's being gh3y.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Nah mine's cool.
At the moment im trying to design a FPS display for my new film.

'sgoing well!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

mines fine
but my mates is gone dodgy it keeps signing him out
(woo who?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

Mine says there's an error trying to get my contact list.
So I cheekily tried my GF's and hers doesn't work either.


/sad because msn doesnt work blog
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

john peels dead?
and richard whiteley?

no, my msn is fine and dandy.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

my msn has also entered gayshift

( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

i just found 73|-| 1337357 4rm 3\/4
haha www.1337.com/forums/index.php?referrerid=170
(woo who?, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:55, archived)

shitty balls
the last mission on GTA san andreas is fucking hard. Wouldn't be too bad if it didn't take me about 20 mins each time to fail. It's just starting to get tedious.

edit: in other news go and buy illinoise by sufjan stevens it's awesome.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

today i purchased a hiking bag thats is tracked online
how cool

edit\ this post now makes a bit more sense
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

Is that written in Welsh?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

you can buy backs now?
fuck me. Technology is crazy
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:41, archived)

You can't buy them,
you can bring them.
( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

a backpack?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

You whatted a what with a what now?

( Comma, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

ooohhh
linky?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

www.outdooraction.co.uk/acatalog/

its the berghaus spectre (search for it, cant find a direct page link)

its bloody good too, all the straps stow away without taking any space inside the bag. bloody brill
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)

You said you were going to bed!
You must have blocked me :(

I am being rejected by people online as well as in real life.

HOW bad do I smell?
(Borderline Schizo, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

no i signed out of msn, went to bed, got bored without a book and came back, but forgot to log in
sowwy

now it wont let me sign in
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

Huzzah!
I've just got text-to-speech working again!

*really bad computer voice*

-hey-
-hey, you-
-hey-
-yeah you-
-hey-

*pause*

-you are an arse-

*another pause*

-cock basket-

Ah, the joys of being tired and having better things to do... but still making your computer say swearwords :)
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

Make it say "soi"
Always makes me laugh, it can't handle it.
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

No, that sounds fairly normal.
Try "uiesaolsuaolsuioleuiolsuiosalosaeuicuntbadgersiusaeiolsauolisaeousaielosecock, basketuiaosaeulaeusoluseio"

You're probably using a different deely from me though - I have Festival with all its accompanying Linuxey goodness :D

[edit]
That reminds me - I actually made a thing for Windows that automatically makes insults! www.yellowmackerel.co.uk/stuff and look for the "Diss-matic"... :)

[another edit]
Oh yes, and my website is still disgustingly Microsoft-whorish. You need IE & Windows to view it properly...
/cries
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

Righto
time for me to go to bed.

Sorry for being all ranty, I promise not to let an off-board argument become an on-board one again.

*hugs you all*

Night!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

I'm gone too now
night night folks

*snuggles*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

this gives me the fear
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

that makes me
feel seasick
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

this might help
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

that's just annoying

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)

that gives me a headache

( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

right
enough of this bollocks, i'm off to bed.

who's going to join me?
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

will you plump up my pillows?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

certainly

( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

can I
squidge your norks?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

This also

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

grand :D
*cups*
*fondles gently*
*shivers with delight*

right, I'm off to bed too now ;)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

me
if you don't mind me wincing every time I swallow

[edit] sorry, that sounds quite rude!
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:01, archived)

it's full of vitamins though

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffttt




/gone
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Wed 6 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

interesting mangled translation of Return of the Sith
sorry if GC etc.

www.winterson.com/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

The front is a lemon avenue flying straightly
( custard, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

It might actaully be enjoyable
watching that, unlike the real thing.
( Dobsky, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

good lord.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

I've not seen the film
I don't think I will now
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

Where it not for the dizzy whiptail ambivalence of your crumbling fleece, I could never contemplate the ways of so many merchant bankers in heat

(Naughty Tortoise, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

fucking hell
local councils don't fuck about
www.met.police.uk/croydon/images/tc%20evac%20map.jpg
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

they're sponsored by Nestle?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

nestle's uk HQ is in croydon
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:41, archived)

that doesn't make it acceptable

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:48, archived)

well, i don't bother croydon and it doesn't bother me.

except when trying to drive through it in rush hour.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

I managed to avoid ever going to Croyden
when I lived in London
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

you're lucky
there's nothing much to see in the town except for a big chavvy shopping centre similar clubs/bars etc.
i never actually go into town, only through it on the way to work.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

sponsored by nestle!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

sixhundredandtwentythousand
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

oooh so it was!

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

Right!
i'm off to bed for girl fwappage then sleep, na night all xxx
( jenpots, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

ni ni missy
have a nice ladyfwap and sleep well xxxx
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

...extremely tempted to do the same.

(Borderline Schizo, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

I'm going to bed soon too
and there's always time for ladywanking before sleep
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)