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This is a link post A song no one on here will like
Save Stuj
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah. I didn't like it either.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post its all right I think
chorus is OK but very anodyne
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post UKIP racist and thick shocker
Leaving aside all the anti-muslim stuff (which is all they have left to appeal to their core support of monobrowed knuckle-scrapers), the thick bastards appear to have it in for motorcycle helmet wearers in the very first paragraph.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest,
If you're just generally walking around with a motorcycle helmet on, you should probably take it off.

Actually, a lot of those a quite reasonable things.

Treating "honour" crime as an aggravating factor seems like a good policy.
Most of the stuff about FGM is obviously appropriate.
Treating racial targetting as an aggravating factor of grooming seems pretty fair as well.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to lean towards this train of thought as well.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post And does he even have a bike?
Is is a futile geste to get chicks?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
All it does it stigmatise entire communities for the actions of a mad minority. For UKIP that is all they care about because lets face it FGM does not keep PaulNuttalsoftheUkips up at night. There are already laws for all of these, if they are not enforced correctly that is something for the CPS and judiciary...not lots of extra, probably unworkable, legislation (something kippers are not fond of anyhow)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post No stigmatizing of " entire communities for the actions of a mad minority" such conservative types though
"their core support of monobrowed knuckle-scrapers), the thick bastards"
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post You may have to start at the beginning of the post.
I'll leave a note behind Mrs. Royster's class.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you think it's worse to be nonced by a brown bloke than a white bloke?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Women can be nonces too you sexist pig

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you prefer cat AIDS or horse AIDS?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its not about the crime to the individual.
It's about the crime to the community.
If a rape gang is composed entirely of one racial community and is raping an entirely different racial community, that is a bigger problem.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post First they came for the beekeepers

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post first LOL of the day

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post try the veal
tip your waitress
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try the waitress
Tip your veal
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They must be a bundle of laughs at Halloween

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol


The FGM stuff is really dumb. Imagine implementing FGM 'checks' based on whimsy. Imagine if you were that young child. Jeez.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagaine having your vagina sliced open
because of the people who are supposed to love you.

Compare those two experiences and imagine which you would prefer to suffer.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Um
Right, so what's your logic right here? In your world there are two choices: either FGM check (let's leave aside ethics, how it would be conducted, efficacy vs effect of said checks on individuals, privacy issues etc etc) or being mutilated. Is your argument that's the only two choices you have?

Do you think through your arguments much?

edit:
While i think about it, how will the checks prevent FGM? Presumably the check will have two outcomes: has or has not. If has, then cannot prevent FGM but could move girl into protected custody or some other positive outcome. This is cool.

Or if has not, and because FGM can occur anytime up to puberty, it cannot identify if the girl is vulnerable or not (unless they have other diagnostic criteria at the check) so has little positive outcome and a whole bunch of negatives assoc with the check.

So what I'm trying to explore here is that this is an incredibly complex issue and not binary as your argument likes to emotively explore.


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"Ukip’s approach is horrifically heavy-handed and will alienate the very communities we are trying to reach out to. We should be training our teachers and other providers such as community experts to identify those at risk and teaching children themselves that FGM is wrong and to come forward if they fear for themselves or a friend.

In coalition, we put a statutory duty on frontline workers to report concerns of FGM - we need them to have the confidence to do so, and this means better training. Research shows that school teachers are still too scared to talk about FGM, honour-based violence and forced marriage, let alone report it. This is where we should concentrate our efforts not forcing girls to undergo invasive medical examinations." Lynne Featherstone
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't say anything of the sort. In fact I don't believe I made any arguments at all.
I simply pointed out the absurdity of your "imagine if you were that child" comment in the grand scheme of things.

How about this outcome:
Girl doesn't get mutilated because parents know that they'll be found out and will go to prison.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you prefer thermonuclear war or BABYMETAL?
there can only be one choice

edit: you edited your answer FFS in the time I was typing this one

edit: great! you're thinking through some outcomes! Keep going!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which edit do you refer to?
The one where I added the word "you" to a sentence so that it'd make valid grammatical sense, or the one where I combined two essentially unrelated answers to your post into a single post to save on spam?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post latter

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mommy and daddy are fighting!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you wanking?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post are UKIP ok with circumcision?
are are cock checks pencilled in as a future vote winner
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That will get really expensive to check so I guess they will introduce some sort of badge scheme. You know some sort of brightly coloured patch you sew on clothing...something like that.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't really compare them too closely though.
Unless you had your bellend sliced off too.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post never said they were the same
but it's still chopping up kids bits for stupid religious reasons
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why I wrote " too closely"

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rightly, the Danes want to ban it:
www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/58753ec1e4b08052400ee6b3
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Usually based on mimsey I thought

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if they had a Potato Print system?
No. Wait. I just figured out what that would be a bad idea.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Islam a race now?
Finding it hard to disagree with about 2 thirds of that.

Also the Burqa has been banned a few EU countries already including socialist France. Well what used to be socialist...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should vote for them then
Then come on here and tell us all how left wing you are for doing so
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It is just a shame they didn't get this out in time for the Tories to steal and put in their mayifesto.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh stop being such a benny, benny,
Groups like UKIP gain power because they mix in their hate with stuff regular voters people find reasonable. It's a tactic as old as the hills.

And as for voting at this stage i'm probably going to spoil my ballot because there's not one of the fuckwits I can support.
Who are you going to vote for benny?

My guess is you'll be using some sort of app trending on social media that will tell you how to vote in order to kick the tories out.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you think that you might actually be quite socially conservative?
Perhaps you dont realise that yourself
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, not really.
So how are you going to vote benny?
You've already said you don't support labour that leaves the lib dems, tories or green.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post why are you so interested?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit's and giggles mostly.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahm voten foken SNP ken

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Nicola made that promise to dress up as SuMetal in writing?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post naw ya big baw bag, she husnae
ah pure wish she wud do, ken.

I'm thinking it would make for a great creepy horror movie.

Like this
Man buys girlfriend a new dress "go on, wear it, it will really suit you" and she puts on the dress and now the man has his fantasy come to life but it's not quite real life because that's just the manifestation of a fantasy, an empty fantasy, because it's still just a dress and inside the dress is Sarah. Still mildly unattractive, overweight Sarah. Poor Sarah, she'll do anything for you but it breaks her heart to wear this dress because she knows you don't see her and you're seeing something else and it scares her to think what it really is. "I think you should keep it on" "But it's a little uncomfortable"

"Come upstairs"

I HAVE HAD WAAAAAAYYYYYYY TO MUCH COFFEE PLEASE SEND HELP
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Add a wee snifter to your next mug.
Go on, just a wee sharpener. What's the worst that can happen?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post ive done enough drugs in my time. No more.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't a Scottish accent
he's telling you to drink piss.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
im confused!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
wee snifter
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reindeer piss?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splitters!

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And balaclavas.
The EDL will be furious.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unthinking arseholes, the lot of them
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/24/beekeepers-ukip-mocked-forced-clarify-veil-banning-policy
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:19, , Reply)
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Ha, locked in a room...it's shit when your badly thought out crappy ideas and soundbites don't stand up to even the slightest bit of public scrutiny #brexitmeansbreakfast
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The torygraph is just rehashing an old story for shits and giggles.
Same point was made when France banned full face coverings.
Also Bulgaria, the Netherlands, Austria, Regions of Italy...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where do they stand on Daft Punk and the Rubberbandits?
And the Elephant Man?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The postal vote thing is fucking idiotic
I'm doing it for the first time this year as Theresa thoughtfully waited until I'd booked an early morning flight on the 8th before announcing less than hour later that she was breaking her repeated promises.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Sgt Pepper source images I made this!
Something I've been working on for a while: locating the source images for the cut-outs used on the cover of The Beatles' Sgt Pepper (plus some Beatle related background info).

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather marvellously mental.
Thought just to set off the OCD alarms the photo of the waxworks isn't the same one used is it?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They may - or may not be!
Hopefully, now it's on the web, I can get confirmation from others!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job
Have a click
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back stories are interesting too.
Diligent work!
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post cool, seen the story reported a few times,
nice to find out its a b3tan :)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work
Never knew it contained so much.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
Those waxworks though. Paul is bad, but the rest are fucking horrific.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a sensational piece of work.
Have multiple clicks. And when I say 'multiple clicks' I mean 'a click'.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spent ages looking through the name in the sleevenotes
and cross referencing them with Encarta.

Brilliant.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post V. good.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice work - top research!
thanks
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a link post Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" - 2 Girls 3 Harps
Classic Heavy Metal track?
Blondes twins with a passing resemblance to Paris Hilton?
Classical instruments?
Contrived setting?

"It’s just as bad as you would imagine it to be."
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 6:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck, that's difficult to listen to.
Reminded me of this, only with added tits.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This not having a puerile dubbed version is a crime against humanity.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is for teenage cosplay wank purposes
with added steampunk boners. oh internet. where did you go wrong?
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course, it seems so obvious now you point it out.
Following your lead I shall mute the audio and unzip.
I hope you brought the biscuit.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even worse than expected.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post classical crossover stuff is generally terrible
no exception here.

Um, thanks

see also Commander In Chief. That is grade A awful. This? More a B- awful.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a link post 1984
Me and a mate were in the front row at the bottom NAAFI for his gig nearly two decades later. When we went in we were directed to the front row because the ossifers thought that if they were in the front he'd pick on them. They were wrong. He picked on them anyway, because, you know what, me and Davient didn't look like officer types, while a bunch of Ruperts wearing blue blazers and regimental ties somehow did...
I love the footage of the Vickers FunBus btw. From the time Concord was scrapped the VC10 became, for the second time in its service life, the fastest passenger plane on Earth. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH 1312!

Teh Wrods! Teh Words! tl;dr Jim Davidson is a cunt etc etc etc.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post The adverts alone make this worth watching. Trust me on this.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/user/CuriousBritishTelly
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that
Like a bloody time and place machine. Sent back to an easier time :)
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 7:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm not the demographic
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit
I was just at the farm they showed on the Maxwell house ad! Oh how times have changed...
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a link post mind=blown.....Jim Thirlwell scores Archer
Not exactly news, but I've just discovered this nugget.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the same bloke that did all those pony cartoons?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you know the answer to that already...

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but where's the fun in that?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post when exactly is the new series going to hit netflix?
if I have to wait much longer someone is going to have sand rubbed in their eyes.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Netflix shmetflix

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a link post New Life Of Agony vid.
:D
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saw them twenty years ago at Ozzfest

Time flies.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still got a split tape they did with Crumbsuckers.
:D
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Angry bird is angry NSFW

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post this is really not going to help my you tube reccomends.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That ain't Youtube.
Anyway, this is obviously CGI. "From the makers of Ted..."
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Angry bird lives in a house where the owners are verbally abusive to each other on a regular basis.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baf. Is normal.
you will get to vote eventuellement.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bof

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post shrugs expressively
cycles very slowly away with baguette under arm.
deports jews
claims to be maquis hero
etc etc
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you say expressively, did you mean nonchalantly?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Non.
I am doing the whole slow motion 'je suis desole' one.
Not your poncy 'another coffee and a pack of galoise' deux magots shit.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Desolé

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post For a nation that's rather militant about protecting their language there's a lot of English there.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. It's the London embassy but it still puzzled me.
I had to get my UK birth certificate translated and transcribed into an officially endorsed French version there. Had to wait over three hours for that utterly fatuous bureaucratic procedure despite arriving thirty minutes early for my appointment.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL.
There's no English word for bureaucracy.
Isn't ther e a slang term about leather arses for yer classic crapaud desk jockey?
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, énarque.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I was at a dinner with Orange execs when they were demerging from France telecom and they were boasting about how they weren't civil servants and a new entrepreneurial (quel irony the French came up with *that* word) spirit was abroad. One of the other hacks said (nonchalantly although sans any visible shrugging) 'hands up who's an enerque?'
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright grandad.
Tell us about the time you were at a dinner when Marconi was looking for investors in his novel telecommunications invention.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post laisse tomber
you've done that one.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Mugshot search engine.
Been wasting a good hour of my time on this so far today. There's some really rough looking chaps in the archives.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you been swiping right furiously?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swiping up and down shirley?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That doesn't really work as a euphanism for wanking.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would
if you've seen the shape of his penis
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is it about the US penal system and right leaning cocks?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Full marks to the photographer for this one

www.bustedmugshots.com/alabama/centre/raymond-eugene-shepard/201478541
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post and this one
www.bustedmugshots.com/tennessee/memphis/danny-walker/57857291

"I can identify him officer, after I've drunk this litre of gin"
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's quite a few photos of the same people, but with different names.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm assuming it's a pretty shallow gene pool.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I'm heading straight for Florida

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Vote UKIP on June 8th!!!!
(Only joking - Vote Sexy Theresa on June 8th!)
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that can't be real can it?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post My thoughts exactly.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What can I say? She's a crazy lady. Who likes gorillas.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ukip-candidate-says-hormones-go-10278558
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strangely, she doesn't look mental in the slightest...

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post G...Gran??

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farage needs a hair cut

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hang on.
In my hazy hungover fug I thought this was about Gisela Stuart, the Labour pro Brexit one. I now realise this is just some other loony. Although there's nothing loony about Brexit.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post she's either very brave or very stupid to stand as a UKIP candidate in Glasgow
based on that article I think I know which
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
Is 'indy100' The Independent for teenagers or some shite?
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. But as a clickbait news site with no articles over 250 words it isn't entirely shit.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post MEGALOLS

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post WWIII on the way...
Well, that isn't so far fetched what with USA squaring up to N. Korea, Iran and Saudi fighting proxy wars in Syria and Iraq and the Russians being in the mix either.

But I like how she misses all this and blames India.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the SNP

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have it on good authority Sturgeon is planning the annexe the Sudetenland
Or possibly Sunderland.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post She can have it.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the Zionists sit in their bunkers laughing as they wait...
the Zionists TEAM FLIES
(^(^;;^)^) VOTE TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see Gisela getting out there answering questions...
...it would be awful if they came out with all these crap ideas and refused to defend or even talk about them.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I grew up in that constituency. I would so have voted for her.

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm.
If anyone gets upset about sex education, it's probably worth pointing out that it is only taught to children at a various stages to help protect them from sexual predators... So small children don't have to stay at home to look after their own children, as in paragraph 6.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Disney Princess 40K Space Marines
If these were mine I'd have put them in for the image challenge.
Complete ronseal.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Star Trek Wars!
Yay!
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a link post meetings with remarkable songs

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why hasn't this garnered comment?
Most enjoyable, given the world has been working hard on my state of mind, or maybe just an appreciation of the commitment it takes to join the Hindu Kush Synchronised Swimming Team in their ongoing challenge to work with limited Olympic standard facilities.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a link post Lot 475....is an antique, carved ivory 'ladies companion',
in scarlet lined leather upholstered carry box with inset bevelled glass panel
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post IC

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post One careful lady owner

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Granny's left me something in her will!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
will
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old fanny and ivory, together in perfect harmony

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered how he lost his sight
Eyebleach, apparently.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post how is it possible to write 500 words on a big dildo without mentioning its dimensions?

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's big enough to write 500 words on

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post well played

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post After a public school and Oxborough education one learns to not focus on the puerile and prurient.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody autocorrect.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delete it and have another go

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post BENNY

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a carved elephant tusk.
They're pretty bloody big.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you worry, size isn't everything.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not?
*cancels surgery*
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post The poor pachyderm.
And it's not even minge dynasty ivory carving.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go easy on the old tusker!
As an aside does this constitute some sort of penile dentata?
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing but the finest quimshaw.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post My question is
If you were in the auction house alone would you smell it?
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it would be rude not to.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then taste it?

(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Boxer Rebellion was brutal
horrifying stuff.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a link post The Brighton Argus' Pub Spy reviews a pub
In summary...it's not good.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's quite well written for a local paper

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have gone to public school then Oxbridge.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post hear hear

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the Greens
Sorry, thought I was on the Argus comments board for a second.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahahahahahaha
it's not even in an especially rough area of Brighton. I note from the google plus reviews that the only good ones come from people who can't spell their own names 'Daren' and 'Gsry'.
Seriously doubt it's our worst boozer. We've got the whole of West Street for fucks sake.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hate to see West Street closed down
As it stands it's easy to avoid 90% of all known saturday night shitheads simply by steering clear of that one street
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is true.
I particularly enjoy the mental jarring caused by the equally ugly but very different crowds outside a. Walkabout b. The wetherspoon c. whatever that ghastly place beside the Odeon entrance is called this week.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I walked down that street on a visit recently, at about 7pm
Scumbags everywhere
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post A few years ago
I was meeting the mrs at the the Odeon and walked past the night club queue. At the time I had a 'two and a half' haircut and I was wearing my darkest work suit. For some malicious impulse type reason I said 'not in those shoes' to some lad. Who exploded with explanations of how they were really expensive loafers and totally met the dress code. And who followed me into the cinema before realising I wasn't a bouncer.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Leave it there for as a decoy, otherwise they'll spread out and spoil the rest of the city.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pubs in Brighton worth drinking in
Lord Nelson,
Prince Albert
Heart and Hand
Anywhere out of town that serves Harveys and that is also apparently named after an intimate piercing.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post With you on the Nelson and Heart & Hand.
I'd choose the White Rabbit and the Earth & Stars over the Albert though.

Hove way I'd go for the Robin Hood, and Better Half. Or anywhere with Dark Star on tap.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeh
not sure I liked the rabbit. with you all the way on the E&S. Heard good things about the robin hood.
What's the Lobster one off Brunswick? That's ok.
And Dark Star fine for you young modernists. But Harveys is trad, dad. You simply can't beat a well kept Harveys - it don't travel far. Try the cricketers at Alciston
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lion & Lobster?
Know of it but can't recall going in there myself, will give it a look next time we're on the lash.

Alciston is a pig to get to unless you're driving, and Harvey's is too good to stick to a single pint. Maybe if I persuade the better half that she'd like a Sunday roast...
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct thinking skills depolyed.
That's how I always do it. Bottle of decent white waved in front of nose and placed in fridge...I'll drive us there dear....
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Popular /talker Grrry isn't from Brighton you terrible bully.
:,(
LEAVE GRRY ALONE!
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Aren't poor people ghastly?"

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post These ones were.
what's your fucking point?
edit: as I stated in my comment on the link, this is not an especially poor area. And the worst behavior seemed to involve the landlord's family.
So completely fuck off.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave it mate! He ain't fuckin' worth it!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had enough has he? had enough?
I'll fucking tell him when he's had enough.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fink abaht it maht. Don't mug yourself.
We'll do the cunt later. I'll bring my knuckle duster.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah yeah, you're right.
take him over a pint and tell him I was bang out of order and I'm really sorry.
spit in the pint, mind.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take the cunt a pint and serve it right up in his mush. Bang! And the cunt is gone!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably a Palace fan anway
make sure we send a really nice bunch of flowers at the funeral.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah many fahkin times do I 'ave to tell ya?!!??!
It's pronounced 'flahwers'.
Dozy cunt.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You've been put up to this
to ruin my natural rhythms.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kreqtNxHxw&t=94s
2.09
edit. or possibly a bit earlier.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who are you criticising?
The journalist or TACFC?
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The journalist.
I could go to place full of people I know I'd hate and sneer at them. And this piece reeks of class snobbery. It's well written but ignores the probability that the other people there are there because it's what they want from a pub.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree but
you are the second person to say it's a well written piece. It really isn't. When he's not sneering it's rather jejune.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a wuss. Send him to the Valleys, or Glasgow.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glasgow?
bit racist. Half the city is stuffed with money. Even the sarry heed let's you stick a card behind the bar.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point, maybe I should have qaulified it with Pollock.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or East End.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Southside.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or Crooklands.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or, of course, Govan.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I drove through Possilpark the other day.
The shittiest shithole in the whole of Glasgow.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were gentrifying Possilpark when I lived in Glasgow, it didn't take then?

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it may have gone from 'the infected anal wart of glasgow'
to merely 'the anal wart of glasgow'
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that does count as an improvement.
Just so long as every Starbucks has a dep-fat fryer installed.
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post And bars on the windows.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointingly there are no reviews on TripAdvisor for that pub.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Thor - Snap Election.

This will be everywhere by tomorrow.

A B3Tan I hope.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I came here to post this

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
was epic :)
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.
Would I like it even more if I'd seen the film?
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not out until October

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Er, i totally knew that. It was more of a philosophical question.

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That comes only one full minute after I changed my voter registration to no party preference. I have begun to think that death isn't that bad after all.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you 'merican?
Do you have to put down who plan to vote for? what's that all about?
Dring dring: the clue phone is ringing so someone can whisper 'secret ballot' to your electoral college. Bad hombres.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm one of them.
hangs head

Elections can be open or closed or semi-open (or is it semi-closed?). But I have decided that voting for principled candidates (since I won't likely be voting for one of the two major parties in the foreseeable future) outweighs not being able to vote for them in a primary election. I actually don't know all the ramifications of what I've done. I do know that I've joined the population of independent voters who comprise a majority of voters. So if we ever get our act together, we could win elections.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 3:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Democratic Party's head of strategy right there,
or a donkey, one or other.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 4:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Platitudes and promises.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 5:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I overestimated you.
"I do know that I've joined the population of independent voters who comprise a majority of voters. So if we ever get our act together, we could win elections."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 6:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like war. Or shifting of wealth from the poor to the rich.
I'm voting my with my conscience; not out of fear.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 14:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's your bizarre psephological analysis of who you stand with that tickles me.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's bazzare, but I stand with those who stand against the establishment.
I had to google that, which means you're way smarter than me.
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do not confuse intelligence with verbosity.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite something
Might even excite Brenda from Bristol.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boris at the end!!!

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post crackin'

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a link post The Japanese Tradition - Sushi
100% accurate.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Japanese Tradition is great
many laughs when I first watched the whole thing.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed that.
Here are some others:
Chopsticks www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3vBqX1NTBc
Origami www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqu4aNbdFp8
Apologising www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZcEwHBAk8
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Re: Apologizing
Yuka Kinoshita apologized for crying about the breaking up with her cheating boyfriend on a call-in show. Her ritualized apology for thinking only about herself was both heartbreaking and mocked. [turn captions on]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KblOFvCM98E
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a very strange cultural thing.
As weird as it is, I think it's probably better than our own culture where apologies often have to be demanded from people who then only do so reluctantly and insincerely. I despise the construct "I apologise IF...". Even worse is the "only God can judge me" mentality. On the other hand we have a culture where the press and social media demand apologies from people who have nothing to apologise for. I remember being annoyed when a footballer was photographed on private property having a fag and the headlines were along the lines of 'from hero to zero'. I don't know. There must be some middle way. Here's a piece that changed my opinion on Tim Farron's reticence about homosexuality: blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/tim-farron-great-liberal-witch-hunt/
I still don't like him, or his reticence, but I no longer intend to raise the issue with the hordes of Lib Dem canvassers that are so prevalent in my constituency.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Felon in court sez
'As god's my judge, I'm innocent.
Judge: He's not, I am. Six months.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was something to think about
when interviewing the father of a Japanese man beheaded by ISIS militants he apologized for his son creating a distraction. It is culturally appropriate to acknowledge that sadness is everywhere and his own sorrow is no more deserving than another's.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well ok but
I was going to try and offer a constructive counterpoint, but I've just got back from the pub and I'm well on the way so I'll leave it.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm actually struggling to differentiate

Between exactly what was true and what was false in that clip. I think it's about 98% true.
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is `Gari`
Nobody knows what it is made from...
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...True.

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Leningrad
Whichever of you cunts posted this originally maybe 10 or so years ago (if you are still here...), thank you :)

Seeing them live in London for the second time in May, hoping to see them in St. Petersburg in the future. Whoever it was, thank you very much!
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck did I just watch?
Whatever it was IT WAS AWESOME
(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's just fowl

(, Sun 23 Apr 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post magic people voodoo people
I love their work too even though I don't understand Russian. Neither do I understand Polish, but Kult are great listen too - Kult - Tata 2 Album
(, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Cricket I made this!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post What medication are you on, exactly?

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Viagra? ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicky

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post OWZAT!

(, Sat 22 Apr 2017, 13:36, , Reply)

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