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They're heeere..

Edit: Yes it's a big file, but it's JoBeth Williams in her pants, do you really want me to optimise the detail out of it for the sake of a few extra seconds download time? Eh? Eh?

Edit#2: There, under 300k

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)

nearly 700k needs better optimisation

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)

I thought that

It was originally three times that to start with.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:25, archived)

So you decided to say "Fuck it, I'm going to post it when it's too large anyway"?

Fair enough.

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boris the spider, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)

too large for what?

Get broadband and live a little. It's not 1998 anymore.

Besides, I optimised it lots and couldn't see how to get it down any lower.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:45, archived)

too big for the politely requested limit in the FAQ

everyone else sticks below it, don't be an arse

here: www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/poltergeist.gif same joke, only 285k

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)

everyone?

see below

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)

Kapow!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)

Right in the Kisser

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)

I've had a roast chicken dinner for 3 days in a row

and every single one I ate on my own

I believe I have made my point

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)

I like Roast Chicken, too

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)

I'm getting a little tired of it to be honest

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)

Are you...

Lewis Burke's mate Dale's Nan?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)

no - her sister

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:40, archived)

Best of all the birds to stuff.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)

ooh, you lucky bastard

I was going to cook a roast chicken dinner on sunday, but the wife wanted chilli...

bloody PC gone mad

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)

well Mrs S cooked up a load

but she wasn't feeling well on Sunday and daughter went out Halloweening, so I ate alone, then yesterday I had another for my dinner and she still wasn't feeling well, and I've just had a third for my lunch. There's more left too. Glad I'm not at home tomorrow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)

Chilli Chicken it is, then!

/Nandos blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)

Chilli Chicken!

What a good idea
Nearly as good as Chilli Lasagne

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:28, archived)

here you go:

www.indonesianculinary.com/sambal-ayam-bakar-roast-chicken-sambal/

I've got my own version of this one from my Mother, but it's a lovely recipe.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:36, archived)

Parsnips roasted in sherry, with a honey glaze

always a firm favourite with roast chicken in this house

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)

cor - might have to add that to the sprouts with chestnuts and bacon for Xmas dinnz!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:53, archived)

I could skip the chicken and eat a plateful of all of those, to be honest :)

/also an interesting tip - to get really moist poultry meat when cooking, add lager to the roasting tray, and occasionally baste it over during it's time in the oven.

works a treat on chicken, pheasant etc. The meat stays moist and doesn't dry out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)

I imagined you saying all of that in a Nigella style

*readjusts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)

*tight fitting top over moobs*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)

please don't lick the ladle

please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle
please don't lick the ladle

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)

*stuffs the bird*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:05, archived)

*provides the gravy*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)

hmmm, it's goes with anything

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)

you might have to chew

my erm.. gravy boat hasn't been used in a while

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)

... Who's for dessert?

Is that my Taxi?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)

i had a lovely roast on sunday

turkey :)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)

well I am glad you did Mr Rattlehead

but there's no need to resort to insults.

Hmph!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:03, archived)

with added.....

mashed taters, roast, taters, gravey, bread sauce, roast ham and veg

*smugs*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)

cor!

I don't get bread sauce though - it's like tasteless baby food

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)

or, Baby Food

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)

I was generalising like Stephen Fry

*edit - er, which other file is too big? ah, spotted hedgehog's post, I was looking at the animations

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)

Yeah I bet you were ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:01, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:14, archived)

take out a few frames?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)

i find lowering the colours and dither helps dramatically (in photoshop)

i just think a lot of people don't know about it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)

I dither about quite a lot

I'm very indecisive

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)

i suppose it depends on what's going on in your gif

this one here is pretty straight forward jokes wise, but i find for some, the low dither/colour option takes out too much detail a lot of the time.
in that case i'll resort to optimizing it near the limit, but usually aim lower for the sake of others.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:11, archived)

Yeah no point in destroying a decent animation for the sake of a few bytes or so

I think in general the 400k limit is often pushed closer to 450k in practice, but in the above animation there was no real need for 699k.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:22, archived)

this is b3ta not an art gallery

jokes first, graphical quality second.
A joke is still funny whether it is in 127 or 256 colours

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:27, archived)

Absolutely, and you know me I always aim to bring my animations under the limit

as for jokes being better than quality of image - we have the likes of Mutated Monty who always worked within the previous 200k limit and made gif magic for us all to drool over.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:41, archived)

and if you really must have it in HD just Youtube it and bung it on links

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:43, archived)

Ah you mean the "other" place across the wide chasm of /Talk

and through the dark dank tunnels of the foreboding QotW. T'is a hearty venture and those with true faith will do so easily but I fear for the young'uns! They oft get lost in the catacombs of Rob's underwear and end up posting their /Links here on /Board

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:49, archived)

are you sure?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:13, archived)

Let me get back to you on that...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:53, archived)

Easy there sandettie

there are plenty of people still on dialup or mobile/limited broadband who post here.
It's reasonable for us all to try to keep filesizes down.

Edit: good man.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:12, archived)

nice pance

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:17, archived)

Not like going down the pond, chasin' bluegills or Jo-Beth Williams..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)

mmmm... JoBeth

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:32, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)

I'm as much a fan of supernatural violation of women as the next man

but this image is too big, mang.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:37, archived)

Quick recovery there...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:43, archived)

link to original?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)

perv

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1273569104/JediPervUncensored.gif

Warning, the above animation contains a bare naked nipple... ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)

You called....

* FWAPS

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)

cor!

nips like sombreros!

who dat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:50, archived)

Your mum

I mean, umm, I don't know, I can't remember. Someone will though..

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)

if that was my mum, then mum - I'm very, VERY sorry :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:52, archived)

Ha ha ha

* Fwaps some more

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:58, archived)

woah....

is that Anne Hathaway?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:47, archived)

carla bruni

/I think

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)

not quite as exciting

*sulks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:51, archived)

Sophie Marceau?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:56, archived)

ah, could indeed be her!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:57, archived)

Somebody French, anyway ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:00, archived)

Yarp.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:04, archived)

Reckon you're right there.

she's lully, she is

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:16, archived)

just google imaged her and found a lovely pic of her in a see through negligee thing

and it was a hijacked page that pretended to be Firefox telling me to download the latest version

the bottom 2 left pics of her are on dodgy sites: www.google.co.uk/search?q=Sophie+Marceau

as here: support.mozilla.com/en-US/questions/762199

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)

Oh yes.

Yes indeed.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:19, archived)

Also

Yarp.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)

The flash of the tog who caught that is hilarious

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:08, archived)

Gravity to the extreme

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)

That's pants that is!

Woo!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:44, archived)

and quite moundy

But no way has she had 3 kids.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:46, archived)

Who is she then?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:48, archived)

Not at that point, no...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:49, archived)

I meant in the film

She had 3 kids. Not with that body she never.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:51, archived)

Sorry, my misunderstanding,

You're quite right.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)

What film is that?

Not Poltergeist or summat?

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:06, archived)

It's a Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet, Magnet World

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, archived)

*orders from Amazon*

*wishes there was a supplier more local*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:18, archived)

A film about kitchens

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:53, archived)

Yay

there's nothing quite as funny as yet another Jedi gif

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)

Saucer of milk to table emvee

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)

Second Kapow! in one thread...

What is lunchtime coming to?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)