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Oooo missus

Yes, I checked they were real and in the UK.
/pedant

From the British Tourist Board Posters challenge. See all 127 entries (closed)

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:22, archived)

ive been to Shitterton.

It's ok

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:24, archived)

The Shitterton sign gets stolen so often...

...it's now carved into a giant piece of stone. Anyone want to go halves on a crane and low-loader?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 11:56, archived)

Wahey!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:25, archived)

^ Diss

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:28, archived)

haha

dedication there!

A pub near me: www.sallypussey.co.uk/
and one of our customers is this lovely named company and they make their own apple beer! www.flickr.com/photos/somefool/2762001857/

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:31, archived)

you live near my parents

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

The Inbetweeners actors are visiting some of these places

... in support of this year's Comic Relief

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)

they visited the pub I mentioned but virtually nobody turned up

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:57, archived)

I've actually been to twat.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)

I don't believe you with a username like that ;)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:19, archived)

it is confusing

I am a girl pretending to be a male gay character in a film.

0_0

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:32, archived)

Well, aren't we all? :D

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 16:09, archived)

I've been to paradise but I've never been to twat

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

now that's a bad song t get in your head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7NFKwPWIJc

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:24, archived)

Peniston smells of shit

Or so I have been reliably informed

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:44, archived)

That's a terrible thing to say about C.C. :(

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:08, archived)

I hear the Bell End Farm shop has a great selection of Cheeses.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 14:53, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Ace

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Smallbrainfield, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:00, archived)

I'v been to Shitterton and Wetwang......

The people at the B&B at Wetwang didn't like the look of my girlfriend and me, so said they were full....
Richard Whiteley used to be the Mayor of Wetwang....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:20, archived)

how could they not like the look of you

as you are invisible.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:27, archived)

Hahaha.......

It was before the accident in the lab..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 15:30, archived)

No he's not

He's invisable. You can't visa him, whatever that means.

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 14:13, archived)

Yay for Lickey End!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 10 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)

I grew up in Lickey End

It's quite nice.

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:51, archived)

Not forgetting

Penistone.

(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)

Fingringhoe is just down the road from me.

On some road signs it's abbreviated to F'inghoe.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 22:10, archived)

I can endorse Sandy Balls

I stay there at least once a year. It has large mounds, supposedly made by giants, of sand-rich soil. These are the so called "balls" of a sandy nature. Nothing to do with bollocks. NOTHING at all. Is that clear?

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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 1:30, archived)

Sandy Balls

is quite near to where I live. I looked at camping there once but realised it was cheaper to buy a house for the night.

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Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 8:25, archived)

I used to live down the road from Willey

and drink Fox's Nob beer, but I've never come across a village called "cocks." They must have to guard that sign carefully.

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 8:58, archived)

Not a fellow Broseleyite are you?

(DJGibbon, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 13:19, archived)

Damn

I was going to say you've missed Twatt but you havent.

(been there, and there isnt many road signs leading in to the village..Hmmm I wonder why)

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Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:25, archived)

I've driven past

Bell End Farm. It made us chortle. Can't begin to imagine what the fields look like
and Wetwang has arguably the best fish & chip shop in Yorkshire.

and I've been to 'Moorcock Inn"

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 12:13, archived)

Harper's?

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Norbert Lightowler, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)

I have a photo from Bell End Farm.

I was banned from diverting the car to Wetwang though.

Oh, and just to add an international flavour, I have a photo from Wankdorf too...

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 0:02, archived)

Missed

Best I know is Nob End, near Little Lever.

BTW isn't it "Slocombe"?

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:41, archived)

I think I've spelled it right according to interwebs

but maybe not..

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)

Pfft!

(What no Cock 'er mouth?)

;)

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Rico, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:11, archived)

I've always liked

Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, and Fulking Hill.

Woo to you!

(Glis, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 14:59, archived)

thank you

I like Brown Willy but there aren't any signs for it as it's on Bodmin Moor.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:05, archived)

I once met someone who claimed to be from a place called Lickey, near Lickey End, which in turn was near Bell End.

(MC Toffeehammer, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 9:23, archived)

There's a place near the German/Dutch border

called Titz

(TheFlyingOnion. looking forward to, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 10:12, archived)

and a place called Fucking I think.

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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Feb 2011, 13:04, archived)

I live in Twatt

in Shetland.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 15:13, archived)

:-)

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mozza, Tue 15 Feb 2011, 10:03, archived)

Lovely, and clicked, but you missed

Nether Wallop

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:42, archived)

Very amusing....

Plus, it's not as rude as yours, but is laughably silly.

I give you, Manchester Town Planner's Finest Hour, WELLYHOLE STREET.

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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 15:40, archived)

I live just down the road from Lickey End. Nobody around here considers it a funny name...

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B3tan Housewife, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 19:52, archived)

I live near cocks!

As in the village rather than the appendage though I presume there are probably quite a few of those nearby.

'tis in north cornwall

I've been meaning to take a photo of the sign for years but I keep forgetting till I've just gone past it

(teasus likes tea, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)