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# subject line needed for the newsletter
this is our compo
rompy lompy pompo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Colonel Gadaffi
Ain't it about time he was promoted!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# "And yes no fucking picture accompanies this post"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# "There is no newsletter, my people love me!"
?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# You think selling tear gas to Libya is bad? Wait until you see our links.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Not available on iPad 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# This
with the subline "we're trapped behind O2's paywall... together!"

*seeths*whythefuckdoihavetoverifymyageifihaveacuntingcontract*rages*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Great Scott!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Facebook has been blocked in Libya. Colonel Gaddafi likes this.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# My brother has just informed me that some of our Army are on 48 hour notice to move into Libya.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# WW3...WW3...WW3!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER!
wait... it's not real?! CURSE YOU ROB FOR NOT SHARING YOUR RICHES AND BUILDING A REAL BUNKER! YOU INTERNET CUNT!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# It's real you just have to follow the yellow lego brick road
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Really?
Ask him to grab me some oil as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Everything's shit so why should we make an exception!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Gaddafi mortars wife as he though she had a LIBYA
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Now in 3D for no apparent reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# ^this
but only if you make the newsletter's ASCII logo 3D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# ^this
!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# SHOUTING "GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM" TO MUSLIMS IN THEIR OWN HOMES SINCE THE 11TH CENTURY
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Currently being dropped as anti-western propaganda over Libya
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Gaddafi is a deflated Ron Jeremy shocker!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# And voiced by Mel Brooks.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Clegg slumps beneath BNP. In other news the Lib Dems lost the Bi-Election.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Apple touchscreen device appears in person to unveil new, slimmer CEO
(thanks to maiden b3ta.com/board/10353049)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Newsflash - Galliano also given job on Talk Sport
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Rob Manuel is Starring in the "Story of Moses" as the Burning Bush.
/lolgingerjoke
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# We like Colonel Gaddafi and we like revolution. Only one way to resolve this... Fiiiiiiight!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# A WEEK IN FASHION: 'YOU SHOULD BE DEAD, JEW!' Plus some dresses and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# ITV2 to show Gok Wan Gaddafi special.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Minges. Hairy ladyfruit or nature's sewerage system?
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow Miaow. B3ta: The purrfect Newsletter
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Join the Big Society and write your own fucking newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# EAT, SHIT & DIE - The Elvis Presley Story
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
it's funny 'cos its true
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# With Tusken raiders to support him, Colonel Gadaffi sticks around
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Science reveals Men without Cats are 80% more likely to Dance unsafely.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# "...and the winner of this week's Newsletter subject line compo is....oh, bloody hell, The King's Speech has won that too."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Libya's number one quality read.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Coka Kolo - it's the real (stupid) thing
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# No mooses were harmed or killed during the production of this newsletter... Except maybe one or two.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# We had to beat the squid up for the ink though.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# The Bright Magenta cock-shaped Lighthouse of the internet slides into your inbox
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi wishes he'd never got cancer now.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# The Royal Wedding invite for 'Ginger Fuhrer' seems to have been delivered to Prince Harry by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Kittens deployed in Libya to diffuse tensions. Gaddafi purrs with delight.
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Al Megrahi didn't have cancer, it was just a microphone so we could listen in to Gaddafi's secret meetings.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Gadaffi STILL more popular than Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# If you like a lot of chocolate on your 'biscuit'
join David Truscott
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Your oil base are belong to U.S.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Sniping at the Internet like Ashley Cole in an Ammo Dump.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Professor Brian Cox free zone
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Thiiiiiings can only get better... can only get better... :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Newly promoted Darth Gaddafi promises to eliminate rebels
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# We're on a drug. It's called b3ta. If you tried it your face would melt and your children would weep over your exploded body.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Newsletter subject line designed by John Galliano
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Newsletter late due to Galliano thinking it was Jewish and shouldn't be here
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Libyan Singalong Muammar-Mia edition
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Who's Winning? WERE ALL WINNING!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Mr. Sheen sniffs umpteen things clean
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# LONDON FASHION WEEK UPDATE: STARS ARE VERY IN THIS SEASON
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# ^ what they said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Only 296 shopping days until Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# /slap
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Free Dierdre Rachid!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# The internet equivalent of a colonic irrigation
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Speech impediment wins Oscar - There's a Firth
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# And the 83rd Academy Award for Best Picture goes to The Kuh- The Kuh- Kuh-K-K-K Fuck it, Inception.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)