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# Is it me, or does this just look wrong?


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(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# yes, it looks like you've posted an unshopped, unfunny image
very wrong.

Which bit do you mean though? Is it the one legged baby?
Or do you work for them and this is subtle spamming?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I dunno I find the fact that there's people who pose for this guff pretty funny.
also.. that dude is getting a rather thorough leg straddling from a small child that is quite obviously not his.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# it's less demeaning than prostitution
and the money can be pretty good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I've directed low budget student films... I know your first assertion to be wrong
I made a 75 year old say the words "you want to bum me with a strap-on"


EDIT:low budget student films.. like there's any other kind.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# hahahahaha
words are harmless, if you'd bummed him with the strap on that would have been demeaning. For him at least.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# he was getting pretty spare at the wig
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Its a stock photo,
The guy in that probably got a good weeks money for one days work, should someone ever go mental and put me infront of the lens rather than behind it, I'd happily do it!

i also see nothing too wrong with that photo other than the slightly forced poses.

As for holding a child that isn't his own? Really? please tell me your joking with that, if not, I'm linking a Monkey dust sketch! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# clasping at straws to discover wrongness... but I'm not joking
as i wanna see the sketch
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Maybe this one :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# ha! That's the one!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# By the powers vested in me by a phone in vote on Sky news
I pronounce you.......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q

(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Its quite hard to hold a child of that age any other way than hip/leg straddling.
They're heavy little bastards :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# You have children made from Super-mass
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# This explains the broken suspension on the rear wheels of my car. Hmmm ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# it's wrong all right
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# OH MY GOD!!!! 20% SAVED!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Dear Mr Jim
Please don't post pictures that you just found on the internet, we like 'made' things here.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# well I can't see anything that looks editted
so yes.. for this image board it does look wrong.. but I'm yet to sleep so I could be missing something.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I understand that you can get triple points with this code, too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, archived)
# this weekend only!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, archived)
# WHERE'S OUR DAILY UPDATE ON WHAT HAPPEN YESTERDAY!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# I'm only going to recap the weekend
due to the fact I got drunk and played on Call of duty last night
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
# 4, I hope.
It all got a bit po-faced and shit after that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# 4
I bet that tastes salty?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# No, you've lost me there I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# 4 = "Phwoor"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# But, but ... I've never tasted a video game before :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# always 4
BO isn't bad but it doesn't have the Props mod
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
#
Its just the pose of the guy with the child. It just looks a bit suspect. I have seen stuff posted from the net before, so I thought it wouldn't offend any rules?
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# this isn't even funny, not even slightly.
If you want to post stuff from the internet, GO TO LINKS!!!

I don't know about your first three posts but your last two weren't your own work. Stick to lurking eh?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# This board is for stuff you have made yourself
If you really want to tell us about something you found on the internet, post it on /links
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# the response has been fluffy
you seem to have gotten away without being bum raped
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# ^ hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# no that's just your latent paedophile thinking
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# ^ in fairness, this
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# What we need is....
THE PAEDO-FINDER GENERAL!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# BY THE AUTHORITY VESTED IN ME BY A POPULAR POLL OF ITV VIEWERS
I pronounce this thread a fail.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Why is this user not getting flamed???
What's happened B3ta?

Last week this was posted by him www.b3ta.com/board/10393294 by a well know Japanese artist, and the picture even has a (c) sign on it and still no one flamed him.

OK, I'll do it then: DO NOT POST IMAGES THAT YOU HAVE NOT SHOPPED, YOU CUNT.
This one isn't even funny.

MrJim - read the FAQ before you post again!!!!


*inhales chamomile violently*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# ^ what freddy said
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# *cooee*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# 100 pages!
You're awesome. That's the rest of my reading sorted for this week :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# 100 pages?
sorry - wut?
talking about the budget?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Indeed - I was at Andy's on Sunday night when it arrived
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# ah lovely
Yes, lots of pondering and slashing £100ks off it. :D Don't worry tho, most pages aren't chocko full so you can flick through.

See you soon!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# yep, looking forward to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# The FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, archived)
#
Why is MrJim posting an unshopped image on the board?! Why is MrJim holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping MrJim's guts out?

(full metal jacket quote - sort of)


MrJim is reposting images by that japanese lady because he is representing her. Or something. Not sure why she wont join b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
#

Camp Freddy - I represent the Japanese artist in question. I have explained this already. Thank you for saying that she is well known. She isn't yet, but that is the general idea of setting up a blog for her work.

I thought the picture was amusing - maybe I should have put it in the links section? Wow, everyone is so hostile here!
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# honestly, this isn't hostile, its sarcasm and ironic statements
hostile is talk, or Paul P's post below
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# I agree
You've got off lightly - you should see some of the other flames people have suffered. It's like an initiation - depending on how well you deal with it depends on whether you will be accepted.

Still if you are showing off someone else's work, you do need links.

and yes - never go to /talk.....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# and the word CUNT has no meaning here
it is brandished as freely as any other word
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# indeed
Worry if you haven't been called a cunt.

It just means that you are warm and sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# It's like a weekly ritual for me now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:23, archived)
# cunt!




I feel a bit guilty about that one....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I really wouldn't :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Glad to be of service
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# trust me this is not hostile
Not very impressed by the Japanese lady pic but who else do you represent?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha hostile...fuck off!

this is nothing..you got of lightly
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
This isn't remotely hostile. You're getting off super-lightly. I figure it's just because people are too busy to really go to town on you on a Tuesday morning.

This is a site for people to post their own work. It's not a "hey I found this, it's funny" site. Especially when it isn't funny. I mean wtf? It's four people standing in front of a camera! And???
(Good Penny, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ok here goes
MrJim you fucking cunt I hope you stand on a plug and catch the AIDS CANCER

Happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# proper chokinglols
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# i just checked up on that site by your chum again
good stuff, and it reminded me of that japan fundraiser at brick lane tomorrow. I'd love to go, but id be going on my lonesome, so maybe not :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# Wrong on so many levels...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)
# \o/
Not seen this enough recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Are organic products having a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I saw that is porn busters at first glance
I was going to say how dare you bust my porn, but it isn't so never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:19, archived)
# that'll be your guilty conscience.
i'll have to make a pornbusters one for the rare occasion that it does appear on here
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# 1st outing this week!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Possibly they stole the children
and will sell them to organ farmers

Or it's a cunning stunt where the kids lure innocent adults into organ farming traps.

Or just a cunning stunt in general.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# time for a shopped pic
One from last night from me



And yes - the lipstick is actually called "Dior Addict Be Iconic"
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
#
Oh well, sorry guys. I admit in being such & utter cunt of a newbie. I enjoy reading the newsletter each week. I really didn't mean to come across as a spammer. In fact there is no company name in the picture I posted, so I'm not supporting any crappy company. I just thought the picture was funny. No harm done, move along to the next post. I'll just continue posting in the links section.
(MrJim http://portraitsofbritishhumour.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Well done
You've taken it all on the chin in good spirit.

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:39, archived)
# b3ta is a bit of a gauntlet at times - reading FAQ is usually the perferred course of avoiding
being on the sharp end of things around here. Saying that I just wonder how many of us long-term b3tans actually read FAQ when we started and how many just jumped straight in there?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I just jumped straight in
and that's why I am on my second account
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# haha good man!
too many self-righteous goody-two shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# No worrys
live and learn and post pics you have done yourself on /board and everything else on /links
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
# That's the way!
Think of it like a baptism of flames and take it on the chin :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I'm still fucking terrified of lame post backlash
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Well, what happens is
In the final chapter, John isolates himself from society in a lighthouse outside London where he finds his hermit life interrupted from mourning his mother by the more bitter memories of civilization. To atone, John brutally whips himself in the open, a ritual the Indians in his own village had said he was not capable of. His self-flagellation, caught on film and shown publicly, destroys his hermit life. Hundreds of gawking sightseers, intrigued by John's violent behavior, fly out to watch the savage in person. Even Lenina comes to watch, crying a tear John does not see. The sight of the woman whom he both adores and blames is too much for him; John attacks and whips her. This sight of genuine, unbridled emotion drives the crowd wild with excitement, and—handling it as they are conditioned to—they turn on each other, in a frenzy of beating and chanting that devolves into a mass orgy of soma and sex. In the morning, John, hopeless, alone, horrified by his drug use and the orgy in which he participated that countered his beliefs, makes one last attempt to escape civilization and atone. When thousands of gawking sightseers arrive that morning, frenzied at the prospect of seeing the savage perform again, they find that John has hanged himself. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# o_O
What would the soon-to-be Mrs Vagabond have to say about that, then?

*tsk*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Where are these coming from????
They are scaring the Ginsters out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
# I expect he rendered it himself.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# which is even more worrying
*goes to happy place*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, archived)
# From Smurf Land where they belong.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Are you talking just like us?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Its Clownageddon!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, archived)
# what's this from?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Just from a short film on you tube I found.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw7Wh1rRHZA
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
# awesome ta much :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Bloody Hell.
I think I need to take a moment. That's rather upset me.

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Relevant sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, archived)
# superb animation and very creepy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Unfind it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Fucking hell, I'd forgotten all about that! :D
Orgy porgy ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# POW!
Right in the open. Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Jimmy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
# fixed
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)