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# Time to find out if the lady is a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Excellent :)
Gagging for it, she is.

Edit: I'm finding that spaghetti oddly reminiscent of the coily bits in barbed wire*

* and no, not that terrible film.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yoda,
the pimpin' years.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# lipstick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha
that's exactly what I was going to say
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)
# :D have a shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I can't I'm busy putting on my dog lipstick.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# EWWWWWWW
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Pffft! Yiff yiff grr!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)
# haha :/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahahahaha *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:21, archived)
# trust you Zak!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Haha ew
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ahahahaha ffs
This better get an FP, hahahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:54, archived)
# Hahaha *click*
Bit risky when you're having meatballs for dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
# why is his bell end
so pointy? its like the lipstick joke in family guy so im starting to wonder if dogs have pointy bell ends. i never checked and dont plan to.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Yes, dog cocks are pointy and lipstick-like and generally fucking awful.
*rinses mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
# haha!
insta-classic
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)
# Lolz
Which episode is that from? I'd thought I'd seen em all :)
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Really?
This is the first thing to deserve FP in 5 days?
Not a dig at you, zak, this is pretty funny.
But really, nothing else noteworthy for 5 days?
edit: 3 or 4 minutes searching, and I found something to back up my moaning:
b3ta.com/board/10448780
Where's the justice? Huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Take a deep breath and go outside
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# No, it's fine,
I have a window open.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
# SO ANGRY
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Wow, you're a real charmer
All I was trying to say was that no new FP in 5 days was a small matter, and taking a deep breath and going outside might give you more perspective.

I didn't realise you had so much sand in your vagina.

You're more than "a bit wrong".
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# It's quite a big window and I'm sitting very close to it.
So I'm getting plenty of fresh air, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Christ, but you're a grumpy bastard.
Seriously, I couldn't give a shit what you think of me, your opinion is pretty worthless, but your overreaction to an inoffensive comment seems to show a very defensive persona.

Maybe you should get counselling, get laid or perhaps just get out more? Have fun with the rest of your life.
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
#
Firstly:
One of the general rules of FPs is that they should be amusing to the general public, not just B3tans. So a technical joke about image quality is not suitable for FP, even if it is funny.
Secondly:
You are being very rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Oooh!
Hark at her!
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
# B3ta is a strange and unexplanable place.
However, on this occasion, I can explain - I tracked down all of the mods and locked them up in my basement dungeon for the last 5 days. I brain-washed two of them to go and kill Joss Stone and released the others on the condition my next picture post was front-paged.

In hindsight, it seems like quite a lot of effort, but it hurt my arsehole a lot less than all my other FPs.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
# lol, Joss Stone.
Reading back, I think I might have damned you with faint praise - sorry, I didn't mean to, I do think it's a great post and I really don't have an issue with it being FP.
I just thought there were quite a few noteworthy pics ignored in the last 5 days. And I certainly don't mean any of my own, btw.
Thank you for your patience. I'll get my coat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Subtle
And excellent :)
(Tivert, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:13, archived)
# Ha!
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Genius...

If you want to have even more fun though - do what I just did.

Set this as your Facebook profile picture (this works best if you're in a relationship).

Then set your status to "This picture sums me up perfectly right now..."

On the feed wall - all people see is the cropped square image - minus the lipstick. Cue comments:

All your female friends and your girlfriend's friends: "Aww, that's sooo cute!!!!111!11!"
All your male friends : "GAY!"

Then, once you've got 10-15 replies - you comment:

"I guess no one's bothered to check the full size image?"

All the girls: "You F*cking PIG!"
All the boys: "LOL!"

etc...


Update:

Here are some actual replies:

H******: You should be ashamed of yourself.

K*** (My girlfriend): I just 'un- liked' this picture and comment. His lipstick had better stay well hidden for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Good one!
I hope that your Facebook name resembles your b3ta name, as it would suit the tone of your practical joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# t-shirt
t-shirt t-shirt we demand a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29, archived)
# yes!
marvelous work.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Fantastic, this'll go viral :D
You should stick your tag on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Brilliant!!
Late clicky ... but needs to be clicked!
(Dent, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)