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# Newsletter subject line compo
type a funny and win some ascii honey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Seeping into your inbox
Like pus through a week-old bandage.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Bin Laden sequal receives mixed reviews
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# SMASHING UP YOUR INBOX LIKE A CANADIAN HOCKEY FAN
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# M Khan is still bent
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Hahahaha!
vintage :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# A406 / New Southgate bridge FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# I finally found the entire series on DivX
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Excellent series
I got the radio shows too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I do not believe you wanted to do that.*
*Actually, you probably did, so it's an inappropriate reference.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# particularly as that was Harry Enfield
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh no, he's referenced the wrong comedy programme
What a personal disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Oh arsebadgers.
Clearly I meant, "Now there was no need, for that to happen".
Fucknuts to buggery.
*hangs head in mock shame that mocks you all really*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
# That was Newman and Baddiel In Pieces
:p
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Meh. run with it
Damn you Kropotkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Ohhh, Co-co.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# :)
It's ruined Christmas for me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# And what with the accidental spluffing down your chminey last year, I just can't win...
*plans to sneak back into b3ta under cover of darkness and Ninja edit*
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)
# I'd forgotten how topical it was, especially the earlier episodes
spent the other night going "oh yeah, I remember that", and "hm, the 10 o'Clock Live team have really just ripped this off"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There was some great stuff in that series.
Henry Kelly? What a Henry Kelly!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Give Peas a Chance
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Is that on the same bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# No, this is going North on the west side of the M25. Don't think that's where the 'M Kahn' one was.
Apparently (the legend goes) it just said 'Peas', the guy's tag, but it got changed when he was on trial for vandalism. Now it looks like something from the Countryside Alliance... :D

Edit: The M Kahn one was apparently on the North Circular.
Edit: Of London.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
# That is not just a legend
I used to pass it every day and it did indeed start as just PEAS
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Many legends have a grain of truth.
I'm off to Santorini soon to see if I can bring back any super-advanced Atlantean technology. Or booze, the shits and an ear infection; whichever comes up first.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# GOURANGA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Now with added BitCoin Paywall
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# It's Ladies Day at b3ta - fight!!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha yeah.
Like there are any ladies on B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Yeah, and frankly
You in your crinoline doesn't really cut it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# You're just jealous because I look prettier than your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Well, there is that.
Didn't stop *you*, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# More swearing and mysoginy than a Duke Nukem Cosplay Convention
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Collecting internet rubbish for you WEEKLY
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# like it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Very good
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# THIS.
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# hand made Venetian Masks for Sale at www.clayed.blogspot.com
*crosses fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Nice try...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# well it's topical
and given his reputation for unpredictability it might just bloody work as a double bluff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Well, good luck to you, sir
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. That'll be $2.99, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# congrats on the win!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
# We're releasing a film: The men who stare at Goatse
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There ain't no party like a lemon party. Unless it's a melon party.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Imprisoned Facebook Juror has sentence extended after being found poking the guards
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# MY SPESH, MY SPESH, MY NEWSLETTER SPESH, LOTS A LINKS 2 KEEP IT FREEESSHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:15, archived)
# FREE THIS WEEK...
Three words that rhyme with Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Darklord/Kenny Hawkes memorial edition
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# don't bother reading this, we're all going to die and nothing will be remembered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# What happened to the suave cunt we have all come to love?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Polyfilla.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# NEWSLETTER DELAYED DUE TO RAIN
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Zombie attack on Leicester goes unnoticed by locals
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# ZOMBIE ATTACK IN LEICESTER THWARTED BY ABSENCE OF BRAINS
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# BBC announces less Doctor Who. No Shit Sherlock
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# hahahahaha you should be so lucky
you'll all be whining about the funny voiced Moriarty within the first 10 minutes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I was whining about him in the last 10, to be fair
Finding out Holmes' mortal enemy was 'Big Gay Al' turned out to be something of a let down
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I didn't think he was the problem
as much as episodes 2 and 3 being lazy and shit versions of the quite good first one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I still carry
a photo of Jeremy Brett in my wallet. I won't accept any other versions while im still in mourning
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# good man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# If you can read this
you're not wanking hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Proving there's more to the internet than just porn
....perhaps not.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# as gay as a greek riot
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# You're thinking of Vancouver aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# THEY INVENTED GAYNESS!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Is Friday the new tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# DEAD BATTERIES: FREE OF CHARGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# *slap*
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# contents may have settled in transit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ^ this
has me giggling like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Spang
that was painful

it would have been less painful had I not been holding a plastic lid in my hand when I facepalmed.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# My gift to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Oh, dear lord....
You should be ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Far from it :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Greeks run riot in the streets. Thousands of plates left unsmashed
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Just two young 'uns kissing amidst a flaming riot
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)
# HELP BEARDED TRAMPS - HOLD A FUND RAZOR
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
# The Dalai Lama didn't find this funny either.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
# now has 20% extra FREE newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Dalai Lama reveals that he hates pizza
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Athens and Vancouver turn to Kaiser Chiefs lyrics for further predictions.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Americans - Remember check his house first this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Your Weekly Weiner Scandal!
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# DEER FAWNS UNDER EACH ARM? BAMBIDEXTROUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Celebrating anti jellyfish day with pride.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
# As seen on Al Jazeera
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Well, Joss Stone said she wanted a hit in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
I can't help wondering if they were just disgruntled music fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Al-Quaida: living in caves yet still appoint a new manager faster than Aston Villa!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)