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# Double copper pipes! Amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETV5uerl5cY
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You wanna go over there, mate ------->
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:53, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# my favourite nonsensical spam quote EVER
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# INNCREDIBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Hello new person
You might want to have a look at our /links board

It's over there >>
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:54, archived)
# theres nowt but blank space to the right of here, boy!
Where's Clay when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No, it's way... over there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# YES! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Very good...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I've only got a 14"-er
You made me scroll so hard my finger hurts :p
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
Got ya, didn't notice that, I was too enthralled by the pipes...
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# No worries
We all make mistakes from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# THE PIPES


THE FLAMES THEY RISE THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE PIPES THE LIES THE LIES THE DEMON AFTERBIRTH THE THORNY EJACULATE THE THISTLES THE NETTLES THE NAKED ANUS GOUGED OPEN THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# I see you've flown easy jet before...
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# oh god oh god oh god i can't stop it


i thought it was ok when i woke up i thought it was only a single worm that somehow ended up on my bed but i sat up and pushed back the covers and they were there so many of them a mat of naked writhing maggots seeping pus from their blind and distressingly gaping working mouths and they were all over me i could feel their hairless flesh against mine but it wasn't quite flesh it was hot and it was cold and it was clammy and sweaty and i could hear them and oh god oh god a creeping feeling on my head and they were in my HAIR and no no across my balls oh dear god oh god oh god on my balls and on my arse and blindly fumbling inside and there are more and more of them and god god god god i can feel one forcing its way into my PENIS no not one two three more and oh god oh god i writhe and i kill them so many of them and their cold icy blood drenches me and i slam hands against my head and icy blood flies and my ears ring and i feel dizzy and dazed and i feel them inside me in my ears in my nostrils and oh god oh god oh god i can't stop it i CAN'T STOP IT
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Ryan air maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# bingo
more times than i like to remember

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I hope more than ever this ties into whatever challenge we get this week. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:15, archived)
# haha
i'll go on yet another repost frenzy if it does

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Pffft!
You said chittering
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# There's no other word for it
The beasts, they chitter.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# maggoty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# to be fair to them they do taste lovely
and you get used to them popping in and out of your bits
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:45, archived)
# LIES OH THE LIES LIES LIES
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:32, archived)
# THE LIES THE FIFE THE LIES THE FLIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
#
1 year, 9 months and 22 days
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
Been coming on b3ta for many years but I don't often post, as you can tell.
(TheBat, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Personally, I prefer dressing up and eating croissants.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# I say, sir
That's rather special
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Thank you, ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Medieval wonderful! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)
# That mad funny, bro
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I think you want the 'Delete Button', it's up there ---^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Ignore this advice
This man is a noted trouble-maker. He linked me to I Love Horses only a few minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# For better coverage
don't just post it on /links

Share with our chatty friends on /talk : www.b3ta.com/talk/
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# That's cold...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:02, archived)
# True
I'll fax him a complimentary one of these.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:08, archived)
# For some reason Americans doing "wacky" (like this vid) just makes me cringe
Americans can be very funny, but wacky...god no
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^ REDX - FTW!

EDIT: RED BM
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 14:59, archived)
# say WHHHHAAAATTT!???
I can see it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# touched by the hand of Domo

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Is that a deleted scene from Scarface?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# ^as the others have said - links on the links board, pictures on this board!
Have some rocket dogs:


Click for bigger (35 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:01, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Fart propelled dogs!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# You're not going to like what happens now.
Don't take it too personnaly. With a world population of nearly 7 billion, someone wanders in and makes that mistake quite often.

Just lie back and get ripped a new one, then put it behind you and post again. With a picture. That you made yourself in photoshop.

And for gods sake, don't delete the post, or the natives will eat you alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:03, archived)
# I think the board's taken it with rather good grace, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:17, archived)
# As has the OP
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Yes.
I'm suprised. Things have gone soft around here.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:35, archived)
#
Photoshop Paint
(men boles Benea, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Right, that's it.
I'm going to email Rob and suggest adding a nice bolded message or something right at the top of the /board 'post a new message' page suggesting that people use the links board if they are posting links.

That should stop this happening again.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# lolpipes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:59, archived)