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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 17:59,
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you open a pineapple and it contains a sweet milk that tastes amazing
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:15,
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we could all learn a lot from pineapples
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:14,
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but sweet flesh and milk
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:17,
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"never send a pineapple to do a raw liver's job"
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:28,
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So there are special tools which can take it off easily. These are called pineapple peelers.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:15,
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schreinerize outthunder the tentaculata across the predarkness
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:05,
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And also that the bidet is spraying like a powerful horse.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:15,
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I copied that link AGES ago. Stupid Linux.
I meant this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYlo7Ykmw7A
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:48,
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I meant this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYlo7Ykmw7A

(we had series 1 already). It's all kinds of awesome.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:00,
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:13,
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Everytime Moggy posts i get this stuck in my head until the thread is gone...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiqVjc65FZc&feature=related
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiqVjc65FZc&feature=related

...and that video always makes me think of this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCniNYZoFg
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:41,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCniNYZoFg

Don't worry what these fuckers think, we're all cunts you know.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:21,
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and it's not even abstract like Cockweasle Dr D etc. it's just puke-inducing over cutesy, badly translated crap! - the artistry is ok but nothing I haven't seen millions of times on the internet and much better. But because she annoys me so much I'm the one who gets the fucking roasting and not her!
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:27,
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I was told that once, something to do with assertiveness training.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:38,
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but even though others have done that, when I say the same I'm trolled!
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:48,
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but still. I don't know why you can't get away with it. Maybe you look like someone who'd be expected to be polite.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:50,
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but with her not taking abroad any criticism then the stuff she churns out is the same every time. I can understand abstract but I can't decipher what she's getting at and usually the art helps explain the meaning in her case it just confuses. If it was WTF lol that I could deal with but simply WTF every time is irritating.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:55,
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she doesn't post that much, I can only suggest use of the "ignore" button, pretty sure she isn't winding you up on purpose.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:03,
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after all it could be a 40 year old bloke who drives HGV for a living and is completely trolling the lot of us, nobody really understands her and she gets more and more surreal but not in a true surrealist sense.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:08,
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Like I say, I'm convinced she's really Japanese, could still be a troll though but dunno. She does seem to respond positively to anyone being nice to her but any friendly advice more or less goes over her head.
I kind of thrive on nonsense though so it causes no problems for me.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:11,
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I kind of thrive on nonsense though so it causes no problems for me.

Don't get me wrong I absolutely love Akira but Moggy is doing it wrong, either on purpose or that she doesn't know how to translate a storyline. She has given us no character development so we have no frame of reference as to what each character is all about, if I did a cartoon like this I would get mauled and understandably so unless I deliberately made it abstract and WTF. This isn't abstract (WTF) it someone failing badly and we are encouraging her to do so in some respect I actually feel sorry for her she will come away from this knowing nothing and think she has it all sussed. I feel sorry for her because we are laughing at her and not with her and she is so naive she doesn't even realise this despite me telling her over and over again to think about what she's posting.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:19,
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you just pretty much described everything I don't like about JollyJack's comics. And so many other webcomics. I don't know but I think you might be trying to read a little too much into it.
In any case, I suspect the problem is essentially unsolvable, so there's little point worrying about it. It's like trying to talk someone out of Asperger's Syndrome.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:32,
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In any case, I suspect the problem is essentially unsolvable, so there's little point worrying about it. It's like trying to talk someone out of Asperger's Syndrome.

:D
EDIT: There's actually a translatable joke in this comic though, you just need the reference that those two characters (the blue and green ones) are from happy tree friends the blue one being called splendid...
she's actually made a word play in a different language; which is some what commendable... although there is, you know, bondage and genital hot wax torture as well.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:34,
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EDIT: There's actually a translatable joke in this comic though, you just need the reference that those two characters (the blue and green ones) are from happy tree friends the blue one being called splendid...
she's actually made a word play in a different language; which is some what commendable... although there is, you know, bondage and genital hot wax torture as well.

Sometimes there are clues I just can't get. In those cases, I don't check later to find out. I like the head-bendery of it. Moggy is incomprehensible in various ways. Even 'her' identity is as stake. I think of this stuff as a disconnected artefact. If I don't get, or don't dig it, well, I don't have to get or dig everything. And the not getting and not digging as valid a position as getting or digging. I mean for me, I'm not recommending that this perspective is taken. But it is fun.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:40,
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The chat Moggy inspires is often as entertaining and informative as it is voluminous. Which I feel is good in itself. *re-lurks*
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:48,
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but it really requires that you follow Happy Tree Friends which I had never heard about until about an hour ago. See what a mean about frames of reference? And yes the only thing I like about Jolly Jacks stuff is that it is so fantastically well drawn but often you are left with the same sort of feeling at least you can understand the language if not the direction of his webcomic.
But there are lot of people who post their webcomics in and b3ta and they are just simply brilliant and hilarious Ed's World to name one.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:54,
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But there are lot of people who post their webcomics in and b3ta and they are just simply brilliant and hilarious Ed's World to name one.

then there'll be comics, and no mistake.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:00,
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But I'm a lurky freakin' weirdo watching this from Belgium, so what in shitting crikey do I know?
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:23,
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I'm *in* Belgium but Irish. Frankly, I've little time for noncery. Nor for chocolate neither.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:35,
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Some damn good beers. Damn good. Why, I'm hammered right now!
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:46,
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Which, ironically, is a phrase I'm too drunk to be able to utter.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:52,
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And even if Humpty shell fall frumpty times as awkward again in the beardsboosoloom of all our grand remonstrancers there'll be iggs for the brekkers come to mourn-him, sunny side up with care. So true is it that therewhere's a turnover the tay is wet too and when you think you ketch sight of a hind make sure but you're cocked by a hin.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 19:57,
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Allow me to present some similar, but unFinnegary nonsense:
Rather than take for granite that Ace talks straight, a listener must be on guard for an occasional entre nous and me . . . or a long face no see. In a roustabout way, he will maneuver until he selects the ideal phrase for the situation, hitting the nail right on the thumb. The careful conversationalist might try to mix it up with him in a baffle of wits. In quest of this pinochle of success, I have often wrecked my brain for a clowning achievement, but Ace’s chickens always come home to roast. From time to time, Ace will, in a jersksome way, monotonise the conversation with witticisms too humorous to mention. It’s high noon someone beat him at his own game, but I have never done it; cross my eyes and hope to die, he always wins thumbs down.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:04,
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Rather than take for granite that Ace talks straight, a listener must be on guard for an occasional entre nous and me . . . or a long face no see. In a roustabout way, he will maneuver until he selects the ideal phrase for the situation, hitting the nail right on the thumb. The careful conversationalist might try to mix it up with him in a baffle of wits. In quest of this pinochle of success, I have often wrecked my brain for a clowning achievement, but Ace’s chickens always come home to roast. From time to time, Ace will, in a jersksome way, monotonise the conversation with witticisms too humorous to mention. It’s high noon someone beat him at his own game, but I have never done it; cross my eyes and hope to die, he always wins thumbs down.

is "these shoes are on their last legs".
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:07,
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10 intarnetz to you. I like when jokey idioms we think are mined out yield tittersomeness. I'd put that one in the shoemenders category. You know, the one where we find "Time wounds all heels. I will mend your wayward soles." Etc. Ambigous phonemes for the win.
*Pulls chair over* (His to hers, not vice versa)
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:11,
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*Pulls chair over* (His to hers, not vice versa)

about Hume shooting himself in the foot with his own fork.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:14,
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You must be a philosopher, no? I could be wrong, as I base this on induction only. Which Hume said was all there was. But at which conclusion he didn't arrive by induction. So his fork-in-the-road bifurcation of possibilities into inductive and valid, or non-inductive and for the fires of sophistry and illusion, was untenable by his own lights. So he shot himself in the foot with his own fork.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:21,
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a
problem
because
philosophy
is
straight
up
spot
on
and
awesome
so
verticality
is
how
we
roll
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:26,
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problem
because
philosophy
is
straight
up
spot
on
and
awesome
so
verticality
is
how
we
roll

I can't be sure about "cute" or even "girl" though.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:40,
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that's not something you see every day...
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:17,
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And you're right, they weren't splendid
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:23,
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Irony - another word similar to Sarcasm. They would serve you well to understand their use.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:35,
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男性の人体解剖学では、包皮は皮膚と陰茎亀頭をカバーし、ペニスが勃起しないときに尿道口を保護する粘膜の一般的には格納式の二層倍です。また、包皮が相同であるために包皮、また、女性の陰核包皮を含む技術的に上位語、として説明されています。
包皮の外には、陰茎のシャフト上に皮膚の続きですが、内側の包皮は、まぶたや口の内側のような粘膜である。外側と内側の包皮が交わる皮膚粘膜ゾーンが発生します。まぶたと同じように、包皮は通常思春期で、亀頭から分離後自由に動くことができる。平滑筋線維は、それが亀頭に近いが、それは非常に弾力性を保つ。包皮は亀頭を介して包皮を返すに役立つ小帯、によって亀頭に付加されます。
マイスナー小体と呼ばれる神経終末の型の存在が報告されている。その密度は、滑らかな粘膜の広い領域に比べて隆起帯(包皮の先端の隆起粘膜の地域)で報じ大きい。彼らは、年齢によって影響されています:その発生率は、思春期後に減少する。マイスナーは、全ての個体で識別することができませんでした。 1950年代後半に、誰かがいくつかの受容体が誤ってマイスナー小体として識別されていたことを示唆した。
サルらによる研究によると。 (2007年)、ペニス五最も敏感な領域が包皮にあり、亀頭は、割礼を受けていない陰茎のより敏感です。研究は、船尾とそのサル"データの再分析は有意差を示していないと主張モリス、批判されている。 2009年には、ショーバーらが割礼されなかった11人の81、男性、で自己評価性的感受性を報告した。性的快感を生産地を評価する際に、包皮がしかし、陰嚢と肛門、陰嚢自体、と肛門の間の領域の上に、亀頭、下部および上部シャフト、そしてペニスの左右両側の後、7位にランクされました。
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:37,
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包皮の外には、陰茎のシャフト上に皮膚の続きですが、内側の包皮は、まぶたや口の内側のような粘膜である。外側と内側の包皮が交わる皮膚粘膜ゾーンが発生します。まぶたと同じように、包皮は通常思春期で、亀頭から分離後自由に動くことができる。平滑筋線維は、それが亀頭に近いが、それは非常に弾力性を保つ。包皮は亀頭を介して包皮を返すに役立つ小帯、によって亀頭に付加されます。
マイスナー小体と呼ばれる神経終末の型の存在が報告されている。その密度は、滑らかな粘膜の広い領域に比べて隆起帯(包皮の先端の隆起粘膜の地域)で報じ大きい。彼らは、年齢によって影響されています:その発生率は、思春期後に減少する。マイスナーは、全ての個体で識別することができませんでした。 1950年代後半に、誰かがいくつかの受容体が誤ってマイスナー小体として識別されていたことを示唆した。
サルらによる研究によると。 (2007年)、ペニス五最も敏感な領域が包皮にあり、亀頭は、割礼を受けていない陰茎のより敏感です。研究は、船尾とそのサル"データの再分析は有意差を示していないと主張モリス、批判されている。 2009年には、ショーバーらが割礼されなかった11人の81、男性、で自己評価性的感受性を報告した。性的快感を生産地を評価する際に、包皮がしかし、陰嚢と肛門、陰嚢自体、と肛門の間の領域の上に、亀頭、下部および上部シャフト、そしてペニスの左右両側の後、7位にランクされました。

When in human body anatomy of the man, as for the foreskin it covers the skin and the penis turtle head, the penis 勃 happening doing the mucous membrane which protects the urethra mouth generally it is two layer two times the housing type. In addition, because the foreskin is homologous the foreskin, in addition, the clitoris foreskin of the woman is included, technically it is explained broader term, as. Outside the foreskin, it is the continuation of the skin on the shaft of the penis, but the foreskin inside like inside the eyelid and the mouth is the mucous membrane. The skin mucous membrane zone where the foreskin outside and inside mixes occurs. In the same way as the eyelid, as for the foreskin it is possible usually at adolescence, after the separating to move freely from the turtle head. As for the smooth muscle tissue, that is close to the turtle head, but that maintains flexibility very. The foreskin through the turtle head, is added to the turtle head the foreskin is returned the small band which is useful, by. Existence of type of the nervous end which is called the Meissner corpuscle is reported. The bulging band (area of the bulging mucous membrane of the point of the foreskin) with you announce the density, in comparison with the territory where the smooth mucous membrane is wide and are large. They are influenced by age: It decreases the rate of occurrence, after the adolescence. As for Meissner, it was not possible to identify with all individuals. On 1950 age latter halves, someone mistaking, several receptors it suggested that it is identified as the Meissner corpuscle. According to the research by the monkey and others. (2007), penis five the most sensitive territory is a foreskin, the turtle head the penis which does not receive circumcision is more sensitive. As for research, stern and that monkey " Re-analysis of the data is criticized insistence Morris, that significant difference has not been shown. 11 the show bar and others is not circumcised 81, the man, with self appraisal sexual sensitivity was reported to 2009. Sexual pleasant sensation but the occasion where production area is appraised, the foreskin, the scrotum and the anus and the scrotum itself, with respect to the territory between the anuses, the turtle head, after the left and right both sides of the lower part and the upper shaft, and the penis, it was ranked in 7 rank.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:52,
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 18:56,
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but it's embattlements are quite commanding.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:12,
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Fucking yawn-fest I'm telling thee.
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 20:12,
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She seems to crowd-source the mentalism
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Sun 4 Dec 2011, 21:00,
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