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# Seriously though I don't know what toap is.
So can someone please explain the rules about posting things 'of a theme?'

Is there a page describing these rules by any chance?

If not, wtf?

obligatory image
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# <FAQ off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:56, archived)
# as it was me who initially commented, please allow me to explain....
(I may edit this response a few times)

You posted 2 similar images in a short space of time. There is nothing actually wrong with this.

Both images were of little artistic merit, being just TOAP. Again, not a real problem, however it would have been better to post them in the same thread or as replies to other peoples posts (with a polite threadjack statement)

My comment was something along the lines of "I see a theme developing here". The theme being supermarket acronyms. The fact they were similar in content is incidental. The theme I was referring to was TOAP in a main post.

All of this is of course bollocks as this is an internet messageboard for bored puerile sorts and not the UN Convention on Human Rights. The fact that you started throwing your toys out of the pram instead of playing along is where this really went wrong.

I think you are enjoying the attention with this, your most recent main post, whilst as it does contain an image, the image it contains is a)TOAPY b)a repost, and c)mine. However I'm happy to let this go for now as long as you stop being silly about things.

EDIT: Tits or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:57, archived)
# In other words
TITS or GTFO

Good job Scaryduck is here to sort shit out
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I fucking love tits me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# id like to order 2 please
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# What flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# hairy please
but not salty
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
# What the hell are you? A pervert?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# well yes
why?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# May I be the first to say chevron!
Before Mu says it...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# You're on your own this time, good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I actually rather like ruining them
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:23, archived)
# They normally have feathers, not hair
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Oh you see, you misunderstand. We're talking about breasts, boobs, chesticles, mammaries, udders, etc.
Not tits as in the type of bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# So was I
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# You fucking cunt!

;)™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)
# oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:12, archived)
# CHRISTMAS IS RUINED

again
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:14, archived)
# I like how he hasn't replied to a single one of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# You've scared him off.
I hope you're happy.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I am. My dinner is ready
see you spastics!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:17, archived)
# That's because attention can't be shared.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# This is probably the parting shot of his flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Naughty stepped, perhaps
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:42, archived)
# i don't sit here all day
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# oh right
"it would have been better to post them in the same thread "

so perhaps it would have been polite to point this out as opposed to pissing all over someone else's work.

However they were two separate competition entries so it seems I may have in fact been entirely in the right.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# This is cruel, yet funny.
I'm genuinely torn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:21, archived)
# New person?
his profile says nearly 5 years
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# oh fank u i will use that from now on
the posting of two separate comp entries along a theme is not in the FAQ

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure what you think you mean by "of a theme"
The main rule round here is "Don't be shit".
See Griffy's profile for guidance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# also, "it's not all about you"
posting lots of new threads comes across as being an attention seeking twat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Attention-seeking twats on b3ta?
What next, tits on youporn?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# since when has two been a lot?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
# *ahem*.....B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 20:59, archived)
# Fucking hell
The idea of flouncing is that you fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:00, archived)
# FAQ and DICTIONARY!
Jesus wept silently above a pile of steaming sclump.

The FAQ answers the FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS and the dictionary lerns u the meenin of da werds.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Ahh, the dictionary...
define: TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Also don't pea in a new thread!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# but the nazi stuff isn't in the faq
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# TOAP
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Fucking hell that looks AMAZING
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Steak and cheese.
Yummers.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# /hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# have some proper food
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Mmm
I'll have that slice, please
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# *wants AOTP*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Now fuck off
www.b3ta.com/board/10625152
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:03, archived)
# i invented the TOAP acronym as far as I know
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I used TOAI
just beforehand I think, but it's not as snappy

*flounces*

edit: I'm citing April 2007: www.b3ta.com/board/7090565 and www.b3ta.com/board/7100720
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:07, archived)
# You must be so proud.
I invented the reverse question mark to indicate irony. It didn't catch on.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Another quiet Tuesday on b3ta I see
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# This fucker's the best part of 5 years old, and acting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:09, archived)
# possibly
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Hull
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Least he'll be among friends
That's what I always say (well...sometimes)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Urgh
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaa!
Fuck!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Maddie one was funnier...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# logical conclusion...
Photobucket
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
#
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I did explain then you deleted again....
Text On A Picture...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# That doesn't spell toap.
And the initials are clearly B H L S....

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Fail
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)