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# Image Challenge Vote
This week's choices appear in the following order:

1. How do everyday objects communicate to each other when we're not looking? More to the point, what are they saying to each other? Share your paranoia via the medium of photoshop

2. One word challenge: beards

3. If clowns ruled the world

4. Austerity - nobody seems to like it, so come up with a marketing campaign to help the Government sell it to the people

Votey-click machine:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I've gone for beards
If only because I've had to shave mine off on doctor's orders
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Doctors orders? why?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# he said it tickles when they kiss
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# My doctor told me to shave my pubes, now I'm suspisious...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# beards will be pictures like this:


all week
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# *objects*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY! AUSTERITY!
CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS! CLOWNS!
THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE! THE OTHER ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Fix!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Beards win with 120% of the vote!
Voting...RUSSIAN style!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# So let it be written...so let it be done.
edit:COME ON BEARDS! ROB SAID!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# and so the backlash begins..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# Fuck! A whole week of TOAP! Fuck!
(fuckinggaybox2000)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
#
I'd rather not see a week of facial hair covered in man custard, thx
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Let's call the whole thing off.
Everybody do whatever you want.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:14, archived)
#
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE
Make a picture that's funny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Like people with beards?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:13, archived)
#
I see all the dozens of comedy accounts have been dusted off, going by the sudden recent surge of voting for the option that was losing by a mile
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:20, archived)
# There's something weird going on.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# As a beardy I vote beards
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# beards sounds like classic b3ta
plus I've got a beard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:30, archived)
# So you see a beard every day, why would you want to see more beards?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I never look at myself in the mirror
and it's not so long that it obscures my view
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Maybe you haven't got a beard
just some kind of neuronal damage, like a ghost hand.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:22, archived)
# So has my wi...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# But... whenever anyone says "beard" 5 times
Bill Oddie appears and annoys the fuck out of everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# put your hands all over my body
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# ...
ALL over? o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# not mine specifically, I was singing the Bill Oddie song
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# clowns could've been good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# is that all you have to say about the state of Rangers FC, Mr 69?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# don't have the time to go into it with you as I'm organising the jelly and icecream
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktOZTTeo_Z0&feature=related

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# pfft
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Clowns already rule the world
We'd just get pics of politicians.

We'd also lose the coulrophobes for the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# These are all prettygood
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:37, archived)
# This is actually quite persuasive...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# BEARDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Dammit, I'm never sure
Austerity could be TOAPy
Clowns scare me
Freebase has a beard, we could legitimately enter Freebase (no, I'm not rephrasing that)
I'll click the top one. And then probably only think of a decent idea by next Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
suddenly, the beards one seems a whole lot more appealing...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:20, archived)
# Wobblys in depth analysis:
1. Communicating Objects - YES! (talking Monster Trucks)
2. Beards - Not sure about this one, could just end up to be a load of badly filtered celebrities with beards on.
3. Clowns - No, I hate clowns
4. Austerity - I don't understand the question?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
# The austerity one is basically "sell the idea of having no money to the public".
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Even though there is a good argument that number three is 100% fact...
CLOWNS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Beards ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:50, archived)
# Never did a win seem so much like a loss.
Though, supporting Everton, I get a lot of practice with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:05, archived)
# *screams*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# chases
*with hatchet
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:21, archived)
# I really Hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# beardist
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# beardism extremism
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# I never fun it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Sorry I should add you ignore list.
Alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Thanks XD
you grow beard now
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:02, archived)
# Barbarian
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:59, archived)
# yay you have returned!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Looks like it's too late for Clowns
so I'm going to have to vote tactically for Beards to stop Communicating Objects winning which, frankly, sounds rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# Stick to your principles
vote clowns
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Ah, I couldn't decide between Clowns and Beards
so I went for the one most likely to catch up

Can't we have clowns with beards?

(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Oh no...not that clown.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:15, archived)
# clowns or austerity

beards will just be a week of lazy photoshopping
communicating objects will just be a load of office equipment with speech bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# PLEASE not communicating objects!
Its just gonna be photos of things with either speech bubbles or googly eyes. Remember the kitchen challenge? That was as much fun as AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:11, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# ^this
atleast it's not bloody films again

edit: also with so many people shouting beard how comes communicating objects is way in front
*smells fix
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 18:24, archived)
# because not everyone who visits the site posts on it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)
# or make a pichur either
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# awww
*fluffplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# Great, so the lurkers get to tell us what to make for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Beards? Really?
That will not be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# faceswaps... 'yay'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:29, archived)