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# this week I are mostly been in mines


and to save everyone else the effort
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# ^ NICE!
that's all
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:26, archived)
# eze tiger :D
ning WB!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)
# ning PP
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP (As close as I could get)! I could do with somebody to design a picture to go on a mock up DVD cover.
Obviously will pay you for the time, but yeah, I have a photo of a teenage girl - yes - and I would like it to be basically vectorised; half female and half a male alternative. Anybody fancy an hour or so of work tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:56, archived)
# Not a vector, but it will do.
www.b3ta.com/board/10698395
ALSO:
20% finder's fee
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# You want 20% for three mouse wheels of scroll? Rip off. You can have a biscuit. It may or may not be soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
Link a source pic and let folks whack
at it and you would be able to pick best
of show from the insane bandwagoning.

That'll be two biscuits(MOMNBS) now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:26, archived)
# They're a disappointing biscuit, not as bad as Garybaldis though
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I'm actually a custard creams man myself
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:45, archived)
# How do you not go all floppy in the rain?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Lucky Blue Overcoat, of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# *forehead slap*
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:55, archived)
# I tend to stick to some none discript "Basics"chocolate covered digestive bar from asda or tesco.
They're nice enough to satisfy a craving, but not so nice they drive you to cupboard for the sake of just eating them...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# So a quality pack of biscuits will get me back from the pub when I've had too much?
how do they reach the pedals?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Haha, Biscuity punns escape me:-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Mining for cock again?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:32, archived)
# you got to dig real deep to get the good cock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# MINESHAFT LOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Jeez, when did b3ta get so unpleasant?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:29, archived)
#
unpleasant unpleasent
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)
# oh god yeah
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I reckon there's another bandwagon in that phrase...
Maybe...

Okay, probably not...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Probably not
but I aim to get a lot of entertainment from defurrying Sequential Art, and most likely complaining about how unpleasent b3ta's become while I do so.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# They work very well. I reckon it's intentional.
Like an M Night Shyamalan film, if M Night Shyamalan didn't go shit and make films like The Happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# hahaha
the only of his films i've seen are still the sixth sense and the village. i like to pretend the others don't exist, though unlike almost everyone else i've ever met i like the village.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# The twist in The Village was pretty good, didn't think much of the actual film though.
Signs was, I will admit, pretty creepy, even though by today's standards the aliens look like SHIT... and... the Last Airbender... that never happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:55, archived)
# I've never even heard of it, which probably says a lot
Also, you just reminded me of something that I noticed last time I watched the Return of the King: other than Gollum, the special effects look like shit.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Man... now I think of it... wow... the aliens looked terrible in Signs.
The Last Airbender seemed to try and cram a whole series of the cartoon into an hour and a half. Doesn't help, either, when the acting is so wooden it makes my furniture jealous, and that exposition is shoved forcibly down your throat at every turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05, archived)
# Yeah
And that Ray sodding Harryhausen. Awards? Awards?? For that shit!? I can do better in GIMP for fuck's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:37, archived)
# Pffft!
Airbender
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# 2001
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:38, archived)
# Hmm, interesting
Thanks. I shall credit you when I write the definitive history of B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:44, archived)
# That's before I signed up. That can't be correct.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# I've only been here 7 years, 10 months, but I can confirm those 7 years and 10 months were pretty much as unpleasant.
We're just going through a LOLMANGA phase at the moment, which includes an unwholesome amount of furry. Everyone was relatively furry-friendly when it was only JJ posting it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:09, archived)
# incisive insights
i shall contact you when i write my history of b3ta.

also, if everyone put moggy on ignore, i think the world would go back to being more-or-less furry friendly, which would avoid jj thinking everyone hates him.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:35, archived)
# The only problem with putting moggy on ignore, is that everyone isn't going to put moggy on ignore and I hate missing out on stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Yeah I took that view and just adblocked her stuff
Then even that grew irritating, which probably says more about me than anything else, and I bit the bullet and hit ignore. I think I've staved off my stroke by all of seven minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:41, archived)
# no, I've always been in favour of gassing them, saves on bullets
 
also: BANIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:30, archived)
# not with the fucking price of gas these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# STFU NOOB
U HAXXOR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# NOOB?
I've got almost three years on you, cuntnugget.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:39, archived)
# U HAX UR PROFILEZ LOL
Shirley you dont think im actually being a cunt, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# wot u?
NEVA

my profile aint haxd init just some htmll and shitty pictures
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# JJ seemed to think it was of late.
www.b3ta.com/board/10698216
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Yeah I'd just been reading through that thread :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:03, archived)
# great japes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:17, archived)
# People really seem to be taking b3ta seriously
I've got no idea how this happened
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:03, archived)
# Did you hear something?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Cue massive rolling bollock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:46, archived)
# :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# ha! here's one of his earlier pics
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# deep in the mine are where the richest seams are
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Well I like it :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Yes, so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# ^this
reminds me of Unkle
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27, archived)
# At this rate we'll have to start a goddam appreciation society.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Psyence Fiction has moments of epic greatness
as below

Ed: This is amazing
youtu.be/hYfcK59ycDw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I shall check in a bit when I get back from the shop with my alcohol supplies for the evening :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Sweet gubbins, I have returned myself from the nether.
spotify:track:2A6Q7TVTIfzo3Bb4T2J9yw (U.N.K.L.E. Main Title Theme by UNKLE)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# wow...
..I want one!

did you ever see 'an eye for an eye'?
loved the gnashing teeth after the bumrapery
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:04, archived)
# nice link; now i know
where that bot comes from :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# high praise indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:52, archived)
# I can't find this on youtoob, which grows ever shitter, so this will have to suffice
spotify:track:1PtM35AHO5kemelkVxh0jF (The Knock (Drums Of Death Pt. 2) by UNKLE)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:02, archived)
# great track, amazing album (one of all time fav's)
saw a YT vid of some guy performing the bloodstain drums
youtu.be/hkRmRZWczhA
dude has skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Are you the graphic designer for the 'lympics?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# busted!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:49, archived)
# Do/would you ever come to Suffick?
Gaz me if you do, I and a mate would love to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Obligatory (bad) Goatse Parody
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:42, archived)
# As if ripping a yawning chasm apart
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:43, archived)
# ye gods!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:45, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# RUN!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Haha
nicely done! Is this a deleted scene from innerspace where he tried to escape from mr Short's bum?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Hahaha! Or the porno version of Fantastic Voyage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:56, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeek abooo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# Aaarrgh!
Inside Goatse!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:28, archived)
# excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:53, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Nice..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:48, archived)
# nice! real life Minecraft!
Do you have a huge square looking hammer?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:34, archived)
# How will he eat his...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:40, archived)
# So I'v just spent ages doing the next scean, and everyone has got bored and buggered off!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# DUBBAL XENO
DUBBAL XENO
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# I've often wondered about how they reproduced before humans landed....
The queen gives birth to the eggs,
The eggs spew out face huggers,
the face huggers lay eggs in someones chest,
Out pops an alien.
Not exactly a good reproductive design is it?
Especially if humans only land once or twice every few hundred years.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:16, archived)
# It was an alien ship, there was that great big fossilised alien sitting in a chair at what appeared to be a giant gun
With a massive hole blown out of it's chest..

When I said alien, I didn't mean alien alien, I just meant not human, the orignall builders of the ship..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# Never noticed that...
I bought the "quadrilogy" when it came out.... Never unwrapped it!
It's still a silly reproductive cycle that can only end in killing the jr. Aliens gestation host... Giving birth to animals that eat the prospective hosts for their brothers and sisters.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:26, archived)
# This thing here, it says he is the pilot actually, I always thought it was a gun..
www.knowthemovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/alien-1979-jockey.jpg

collider.com/wp-content/uploads/alien-movie-image-space-jockey-01.jpg
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:36, archived)
# oh you glorious bastard, I was looking at the rocks on the right and thought one looked like a xenomorph
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Ooh.. look out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# HURRY FREEBASE, GREEN LOOGIE WILL EAT YOUR FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# ace
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:55, archived)
# :D epic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Now I might venture down there now.... I hate twisting my ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)
# Ha!
Like it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# Ride in style ...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:23, archived)
# nice use of the magenta cock filter
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 21:30, archived)
# It's regulation.
(xaer0mancer, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)