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# TEAM SPIDERS WANT TO KNOW WHERE OUR HALLOWEEN ICONS ARE!
(^(^;;^)^)
THE MODS ARE ALL DICKS! TOO BUSY TOUCHING DOG'S BUMHOLES TO DO THEIR FUCKING JOB!
ICONS!
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:41, archived)
# And to any filthy /boarder that goes "NO PICTURE" Yes there fucking is.
Here it is again\/
(^(^;;^)^)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:42, archived)
# i'm not filthy.
Well, not too much....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Yeah you are.
We've seen the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# that 20000 posts picture?
That was in the best of taste!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Nerf herder!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:47, archived)
# YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD!
only we can use it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
# wah nay!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# how was your birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# not bad, from what i can remember
passed out under a spiderman duvet, so i missed my mate's fella trying it on with her sister, then getting thrown out and climbing back in through the kitchen window and going upstairs to attack my mate. being dead drunk is seriously simplifying at times :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# ah, the perfect birthday...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hungover to the teeth at 9.30 in the morning, stuck on a bus on the formby bypass
is not fun. this is why i blew all my savings when i got home. shopping makes everything better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# KAWAII!!!!111!!!
ke ke ke ke ke ke
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# HUN DAN ARNO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:47, archived)
# 10 bytes for an image?!!
I'm on broadband, you insensitive clod!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Cavey!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I used to fancy the blonde one out of Captain Caveman when I was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Daphne?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:20, archived)
# taffy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# What an odd name.
I've gone off her now I know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:29, archived)
# there were three of them
brenda, deedee and taffy. fuck knows why i still remember their names.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# She was Welsh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:31, archived)
# no
but she had a very annoying habit of saying zowie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:35, archived)
# Taffy is a toffee-like stuff out there, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:17, archived)
# NO PICTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:45, archived)
# I'm going to get /talk smell ALL OVER YOU.
*Rubs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# I put a smell on you
because you're mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
# damn you! now i need to watch hocus pocus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# *gets the tomato juice*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:51, archived)
# Ah, filth, filth
i'm scrubbing with bleach but the filth isn't coming off.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# We should riot and trash the place..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# YES!
EVERYBODY BOOZE UP AND RIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
# FP this NOW!
The mods really need to pull their fingers out (of that dog's bumhole)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# \o/
HURRAH FOR THE LOVELY 2 CAN!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Here you go, I dun your halloween icons.
I dun your halloween icons.




(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:51, archived)
# CATBED
CATBED
CATBED

the more you say it, the more it makes sense

CATBED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# When Office Cat (RIP) was still alive he used to use our light-table as a sunbed.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Did he die from melanoma?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Nah, his kidneys packed in.
He was nearly 17 though, so he had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:18, archived)
# that's a happy little arachnid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:46, archived)
# will somebody stop them fingering children
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# There ain't no justice mongy.
sadtimes
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:50, archived)
# Also you know I fucking hate spiders you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:48, archived)
# :D
GO TEAM SPIDERS!
(^(^;;^)^)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# i don't remember giving you drawing lessons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
# are you sure it was 'drawing'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:01, archived)
# possibly not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# I don't need drawing lessons. I learned to draw animals by studying sketches by Darwin and Da Vinci
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# that rabbit is giving me watership down flashbacks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Rabbits are pretty difficult, especially the way they move.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# myxomatosislols
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Capturing the beauty and brutality of nature
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:05, archived)
# I AGREE WITH THIS
WHERE'S MY PUMPKIN?

I only remember seeing this once before
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:49, archived)
#
......
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
I'm just eating a plum. 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Bobbing for plums is an age old Halloween tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:04, archived)
# Life's a bitch when you shit yourself in lycra...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:54, archived)
# We've all been there, man.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Handy if you prolapse though..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
if when
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
#
a itch liss
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Dirty filthy nerf herder!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# AGAIN?!
*gets naked*
It's on now!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Hold on. I'll just fill the paddling pool with jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# pure genius mate :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Fucking TWATS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Also...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:55, archived)
# :D
*Luffs*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Who are these mystical mods of whom you speak?
Since HappyToast killed Rob, I think it's just him
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:00, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Manolith's a mod.
But he just uses his mod badge to get away with touching dog's bumholes.
I think they've got one on QOTW now too.
He probably touches dog's bumholes as well.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
He's busy making a skinsuit out of Rob, so don't expect any Halloween icons today!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# you're right
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:01, archived)
# I couldn't give a shit about a gourd-like squash of the genus Cucurbita from north merryka
Where's the pichur?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# It's hidden up the bumhole of the dog being touched by manolith.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Sexeh funtiems
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I blew my nose too hard and both my ears popped.
Anyway Batman Beyond.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sat 3 Nov 2012, 2:48, archived)
# :( wont someone think of the children :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:05, archived)
# no. they're noisy and smelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:08, archived)
# they might be noisy and smelly but surely one of them will think of the children
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# they won't admit to it, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:13, archived)
# it is not ok if it's fiction
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:21, archived)
# I've fallen for that one before.
The moment you admit to thinking about children people get all uppity and start removing your headstone and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Yes, I'm gonna buy a big bag of sweets in case any come round trick or treating.
I'll open the door, ask if they want some sweets and if they say yes I'll give them a stern lecture about accepiting sweets from strangers before telling them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:10, archived)
# Remember to
invite them in, and close the door behind them, while smiling and nodding at their parents before you do so, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:14, archived)
# if we're getting halloween icons, we'd better be getting some hannuka icons too
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:07, archived)
# I'm surprised we havne't been given our christmas icons already, it seems to get earlier every year.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Happy Augustmas
Combining August and Christmas in one triumphant semi-religious festival
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Only one.
A rasher of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:12, archived)
# fuck this shit. imma gonna tell the papers.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Make sure that they know that Rob fingers kids mumpsy.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:26, archived)
# they will stuj, they will
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:16, archived)
# This is always appropriate
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:42, archived)