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# I'll draw something!! :D
...But expect dead cat helicopter. I want to funny joke. Boring is my enemy!!
*Exit Reception*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:01, archived)
#
Cat copter please
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:02, archived)
# NAH D:
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!!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# live cat copter
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# I want to new idea ):
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# catamarang?
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Tea and sympathy, please.
Not feeling at all well.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:03, archived)
# We'll put on the kettle for some tea and some sympathy
Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:18, archived)
# say goodnight Jimbob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:29, archived)
# Goodnight Jimbob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:33, archived)
# a tearful midget pointing at a broken tank being consoled by a seagull wearing an eyepatch and a toolbelt.
In a post apocalyptic tourist resort by the sea.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# Donald Trump in a fatal golfing-related accident.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:04, archived)
# ^this^
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:07, archived)
# Ooh this! I do like the real photo challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:17, archived)
# Ravi Shankar arriving late for Stalin's wedding, because there was a goose in his car
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:05, archived)
# robotic professor finds love
in unexpected horse-food factory
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:09, archived)
# A dinosaur raping a bear.
Oh wait...you already did that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:11, archived)
# no i didn't ^^;
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:12, archived)
# was it the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:13, archived)
# O.K., how about a bear getting raped by a dinosaur?!
No...you did that one too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:14, archived)
# It appears two people think you did
that would be enough for L'Oreal to launch it commercially
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# maybe she was born with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# Draw your boyfriend...HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# this is Great than it. ):

(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# You should post this every hour.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:33, archived)
# This observation on female anatomy may be the final proof that we need to show that you are in fact a male virgin.
Don't get me wrong, I like your stuff and think that you help to keep b3ta lively, but maybe spend some time on tumblr, look at some boobs if you want to understand drawings like this. Or don't, boobs are not for everyone to like (I just really care for them).

Do please stay weird though :)
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:32, archived)
# But, boobs don't start growing from the collarbone.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:46, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:22, archived)
# Draw the Curtains
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:15, archived)
# Some sort of zombie rabbit nun thing
Getting into some kind of adventure
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:16, archived)
# with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:19, archived)
# That's probably a bit much to hope for
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:21, archived)
# Despondency.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# ??
Why despondency?? O:
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, archived)
# If not that, just draw something pink.
And legal.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:35, archived)
# No problem.
I still not decide draw something pink.
I'm just thinking :3
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:39, archived)
# A man
- tired, and frankly in an entirely petulant mood, arrives home from work. Discarding the overdue bills he collected from the letterbox on the way in, he sits at his computer and starts browsing his usual haunts on the internet, in the hopes of finding some sort of distraction from his worries. He has not had a good day; he has realised today that at his next birthday he will turn thirty and he has little to show for it other than a single failed relationship and about twenty-five kilos of excess body weight. His work has failed to distract him from his slightly morbid thoughts, instead choosing to augment them with concerns about his job performance.

Hearing a slight buzzing noise from outside, he sighs, crosses the room and draws the blind. On the other side of the window hovers a glassy-eyed stuffed cat, suspended by four small rotor blades.


(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# life is worth living again :-)
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:52, archived)
# with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:17, archived)
# great imagery.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:17, archived)
# Ice cream's day out.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:25, archived)
# Draw the incredible hulk straining and doing a big green poo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:26, archived)
# out of the wrong part
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:42, archived)
# a topical joke about the detective being jailed for leaking information to the news of the world
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# Draw a blade across your finger
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:31, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# Never forgive.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:36, archived)
# My finger?
The idea has already done.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:40, archived)
# DO FREEBASE
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:34, archived)
# A pirate's treasure map
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:48, archived)
# Draw an attention seeking troll poorly imitating a shit illustration style
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:01, archived)
# Internet fanny works!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:03, archived)
# My Little Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:04, archived)
# Unit 731 the Musical - with pink nun rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:16, archived)
# My hairy gooch listening to Moombahton.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:23, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Britain
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:36, archived)
# Unfortunately I have not such idea ):
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:38, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Cirencester
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:46, archived)
# a poster that would discourage potential immigrants from entering Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:50, archived)
# How about...
my character before she was retconned to be human, licking the fingers of your rabbit zombie nun, who is turning into Glacier Mint?

Oh wait, that's been done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:47, archived)
# A hedgehog working as a traffic policeman
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:49, archived)
# *checking*
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:20, archived)
# Pearl Harbour (comedy version)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:49, archived)
# So, almost three hours later and you haven't actually drawn anything that has been requested.
You cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:47, archived)
# It's pub tiem in Cirencester
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:50, archived)
# Pub time
for Moggy
and Barnserly
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Ah but the attention, the lovely, lovely attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:58, archived)
# draw skugosarus
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, archived)
# heres an idea
Stopping Eating Whalemeats
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 3:21, archived)
# somethin with action
filmmusicreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bullet-to-the-head.jpg
(rpx, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 5:16, archived)