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(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:25, archived)
# I can never see your images when i b3ta from my phone
Can someone describe it please?
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:29, archived)
# a cunt with flowers
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# he could've asked before using a picture of me!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:44, archived)
#
It's Cheryl Cole being fisted by Norman Wisdom!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:31, archived)
# bluergh!
Cheryl?!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:43, archived)
# The ghost of 1951 hails a cab in the rain.
His mac is heavy with water and his shoulders slumped, weary with the weight of the world. The cab drives through the gloom; bright neon signs wave through the windows, distorted by cascading rivulets of water, but he just stares past them. It's spam and egg for tea again tonight. Just. Marvelous.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:45, archived)
# yummers!
*grab knife and fork*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:05, archived)
# Anything to do with 1.6's gifs often having 0ms frame rate?
Used to make my old laptop go beserk
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:50, archived)
#






*Eyes glaze over*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:04, archived)
# I never see his posts
I use 3 different versions of IE on home pc, work pc and laptop... nothing.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:50, archived)
# we're not special
=[
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:33, archived)
# We are!
Very.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:28, archived)
# It's a rectangular device, often black
with a small keyboard and small screen.

You use it to make calls to people. Dial their number, hold device up to ear and talk.

But that's not important right now.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:49, archived)
# I have been skewered
Vengence
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:35, archived)
# B3ta Comment of the Month
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:43, archived)
#
Original post, not to my taste. Then against the odds your post made me smile! Thanks.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:52, archived)
# I ain't kissin' no forrin
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:52, archived)
# Sorry,
I dont like this.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 16:55, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:08, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:09, archived)
# ideally we could all just ignore the murderers' existence and just have sympathy for the victim's family
But mocking the cunt like this is probably slightly better than showing footage on primetime TV of him shouting jihad slogans, which is *precisely* what he had hoped to achieve.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:06, archived)
# Too bloody right
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:58, archived)
# YES!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:55, archived)
# *Stops Clock*
I'm sure it didn't used to take 25 hours for a topical shocking image to get Photoshopped.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:18, archived)
# This is the biggest outrage
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:03, archived)
# I'll just watch this from the other side of the road
through my phone screen
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:21, archived)
# There are some folks going on about it being a cover-up / conspiracy
If you managed to convincingly composite those flowers in his hand then - OMG HOOS TO SAY THAT THE GUVVERMINT COMPUTERED THEM AXES IN IS AND!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 17:37, archived)
# ooooh fuck
haha you bad man
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# ouch!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:53, archived)
# said the soldier
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 18:54, archived)
# Sociopath devoid of morals or common decency.
..and I don't mean the stabby mad fuck.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 19:54, archived)
# My god...
...time was a news item like this would have me with the Board in one monitor and photoshop in teh other within minutes. What's HAPPENED to me...?!?!
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 20:07, archived)
#
* shakes head slowly*
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 21:51, archived)
# I think this has caused my brain to stall
It's B3ta in a GIF.
(, Thu 23 May 2013, 22:43, archived)