From the Make NSFW things SFW challenge. See all 84 entries (closed)
( , Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:14, archived)
you are the B3tan Sarah Millican!
also known as the cake pigeon :D
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:43,
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i feel bad for taking the piss, but i couldn't resist….
but i couldn't resist….damn you b3ta you've changed me
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:25,
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:D lovely
it's interesting how brown hair and glasses makes it safe for work though. It's not like you covered her boobs up any more or anything.
And I'd say the face was equally flawless and young looking as the original.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 17:28,
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And I'd say the face was equally flawless and young looking as the original.
As against a child-proportioned cheesecake wank cartoon posted to a humour website.
I appreciate that this distinction - blindingly obvious as it is to most people - presents insurmountable problems to some.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:44,
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I still don't get the wanking comments, you talk folk are the only ones saying that's what it's for
shocking as it sounds, us /board folk make pictures for the sake of making pictures, not purely to wank over
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:38,
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Yadda yadda. The whole "us and them" thing is a bit tired now given that several of the people who objected have never posted on talk in their lives.
I can't be arsed reiterating it anyway. It was a hentai-style deviantart adolescent cheesecake wank pic. There was nothing b3ta about it. Quite why a handful of /board regulars had to get so defensive is completely beyond me.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:02,
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seeing as taters has been posting his pics for a good 5/6 years now
I'd argue that it was a part of b3ta's variety.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:07,
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Well quite. The naked child cheesecake for bedsit pervs variety.
I mean ... he even said that it was inspired by a renowned french childish cheesecake perv, arthur de pins.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:12,
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Yeah ... see that bit where you said you couldn't be arsed reiterating it?
Mnnnnnnng. Dick.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:13,
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instead of spazzing out at your own insecurities
you might have found out that the picture was based on arthur de pins cartoons
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:27,
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you finding that original picture a 'wank cartoon' speaks volumes..just saying.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:51,
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it's more about the scale of her head in relation to her body - less betty boop
also: pance!
:D
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:11,
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:D
I wish it did.
Porn sites could have a "Frank Sidebottom" category.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:48,
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Smashing.
Is it just me or has she got her arse on sideways?
It'll be just me won't it?
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:06,
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It'll be just me won't it?
RIS?
Given the controversy above I'm not sure I should ask, but... RIS?
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:24,
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As originally posted, this appeared to be a sexualised image of a child.
The replacement of the head with something more grown up looking, plus the addition of some big pants, makes it all the less controversial, whilst at the same time poking fun at the controversy.
It's much less funny once it's been explained.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:46,
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It's much less funny once it's been explained.
Well, yeah
I just scrolled back to the original, and frankly can't see what all the fuss was about. I'm surprised that anyone that sensitive even joins b3ta, never mind sticking around long enough to appoint themselves local Daily Mail representative.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:53,
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double-m has been here since before your mum was born
just saying like
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:04,
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Poor taste humour is one thing, borderline kiddie grot is another, I suppose.
I just enjoyed the ensuing shitstorm.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:07,
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You're not allowed to enjoy shitstorms.
You have to be all fwuffywuffyhuggleschnuggles. Shitstorms are not part of b3ta's 'variety' any more. They've been replaced by squirrels with tits.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16,
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everyone loves a good shitstorm
chasing one of our best 3d artists off wasn't a good shitstorm
Plus he was our way of meeting very attractive (and over 25 before you ask) latex models at b3ta bashes
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:21,
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Plus he was our way of meeting very attractive (and over 25 before you ask) latex models at b3ta bashes
Fuck. Did we magically uninvent deviantart and all the other creepy 3d cartoon wank sites too?
We really are awful.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:26,
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possibly, you could try asking
this is one of tater's aquaintances gallery.sistersinister.se/main.php (nsfw)
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:05,
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Yeah, I always like to meet new women,
and ask them how easy it is to get spunk of them. You'll be unsurprised to learn that I am literally drowning in pussy.
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:14,
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The original picture was posted and someone cried Child Porn!!
the sane villagers laughed it off.
there was a posse that ran into town
they left
the end
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:49,
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the sane villagers laughed it off.
there was a posse that ran into town
they left
the end
Can't we call it The Joyous Healing of The Great Schism?
Positive spin, and all that
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:49,
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it's another quality 3d render by taters
stylised woman sat eating a cake to celebrate someone he knows birthday.
/talk board came over and said it was child porn or some nonsense
we all fell about laughing and ended up sleeping together in a tent
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Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:53,
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/talk board came over and said it was child porn or some nonsense
we all fell about laughing and ended up sleeping together in a tent
Also
She had ice cream hair, an attribute that seems to have been overlooked.
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Fri 28 Feb 2014, 6:00,
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