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# Holy fuck!
That trophy looks exactly like a...!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:50, archived)
# 100% of Gibbon!!!!
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:52, archived)
# NO!
You're spoiling it!!!!

Fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:55, archived)
# Dammit, I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# Sorry
I suck... Glasscock obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:07, archived)
# Chevron!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)
# NO!
I do not approve of Chevrons.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:57, archived)
#





I like chevrons
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Me too
Mmm, chevrons.
(martian, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Do all your
celebrity friends know about this sick Chevron love of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:04, archived)
# Typical BBC metropolitan liberal elite bias
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:14, archived)
# Tell me about it,
for years I have been on at him to put me in one of his radio drama comedy things as has he done so? Has he fuck.
It's the same with Mr Wheatley.All this years, not one invite to be in one of his little films.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:17, archived)
# you'd have been
great as a crazed background maniac in High Rise
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:25, archived)
# Oh, I've not seen
any of his films.
Also, hello Rogan. :)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:27, archived)
# Ey up!
They're good! I liked the last one even though it was just people shooting each other for an hour and a half
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:28, archived)
# I watched his
Dr Who episodes.
Actually, I really must watch some properly. I fancy watching A Field in England.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# Haven't seen that one
but Sightseers is funny/dark
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:34, archived)
# I reckon
we can get this conversation off the side of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# what this side? ->
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:37, archived)
# It seems that way
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# wide screen
makes this harder
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# Does it still get all squished up when you reach the edge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# not sure, let's find out
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Only one
way to find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:40, archived)
# Curse you Bov!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# losers below
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# We're so close
now I can almost taste it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:44, archived)
# what does it taste like?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# Brackish
and slightly salty.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Damn, not like a hot, pink, moist gammon
then?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# I for one
am disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:38, archived)
# So close...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Will this
one do it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# Not on my screen...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Guys I'm on my phone
And everything is too small to see
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# It's all squished up!!
One word per line :)
It hasn't changed!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# damn you 4k
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# I wonder if anyone's using a
21:9 super wide screen? if so we've got a very very long way to go
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:54, archived)
# zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzppppppppppptttt
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# oh lawks the memories
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:10, archived)
# I'd forgotten the mammaries
They seem to be everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# *stretch*
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:24, archived)
# *boop*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 1:20, archived)
# *boops*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:00, archived)
# *flicks Vs*
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 21 May 2017, 7:53, archived)
# oh blimey
can you not b3ta on a 4k telly please?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Sun 21 May 2017, 10:32, archived)
# I've snuck into my local odeon
You'll all be sorry when I finally find that hdmi port
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:04, archived)
# You know you can just zoom out don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 21 May 2017, 11:39, archived)
# Bah!
I just looked at the b3ta board on a mobile for the first time... the chevrons are spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:56, archived)
# *boop*
Hello! Nice to be back in the old chair for a bit innit!

Carpet's a bit sticky tho.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:43, archived)
# hello! It is.
b3ta... sticky in a good way :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 12:55, archived)
# good point well made.
over on FB (clique alert!) I just posted a pan pic of all of us in the park the day after the edinb3ta bash in '03 and noticed you snuck onto the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:36, archived)
# oh my...
hadn't logged on to fb in an age... just seen it... rah!

(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 21 May 2017, 13:55, archived)
# Pheeeeeeel!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:33, archived)
# It's all getting squished
rather than scrolled. Boo nay.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# I've just switched to my phone
And it's almost impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:20, archived)
# got further to go yet
much further
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:52, archived)
# It's off the edge of my screen now
AND all squished up! Much easier to scroll left and right these days though with the trackpad on my MacBook (my wireless mouse works the same way... I just can't remember where I left it!)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:53, archived)
# monito resultion has improved a lot in
the last 15 years
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:58, archived)
# I'm still doing okay-ish with 27" diagonal
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:09, archived)
# ooo the "i like this" button actually does something here
i'm drunk with power
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:48, archived)
# Good for you
/crossover
(I helped save b3ta! Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:41, archived)
# There's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Come on
let's find out.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:42, archived)
# Shall we find out?
Or just keep posting at this level?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:43, archived)
# There's only
one way to find out.

An hello matey.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:45, archived)
# i want to see what happens when it reaches the bottom of my screen
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:59, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# My only claim to fame
Is that Mr Wheatley once accidentally used my name for a character in one of his shorts
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:35, archived)
# When he had a comedy series on the beeb
He got them to pay me for the idea from one of my gifs that he wanted to turn into a sketch, but I never saw what they ended up making
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# It was downton abbey
...
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:49, archived)
# I remember that Gif.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:50, archived)
# I am v upset
Mr Wheatley has not yet introduced me to Tom Hiddleston
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:39, archived)
# I know
it's like he hardly credits any of us with giving him his talent.
What a massive twat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:47, archived)
# I once saw him say he started on b3ta
But he SAID b Three t a
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:51, archived)
# Really?
Well now I'm pleased I've not been in any of his films.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:57, archived)
# I mentioned it on twitter
And he immediately replied to say he said it that way so people could find it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:01, archived)
# we've all had that problem
when speaking to muggles.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:08, archived)
# Awwww.
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:59, archived)
# Doomcube!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:00, archived)
# Hello!
(DMQOB, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:01, archived)
# Crikey
look at us all here. Old skool ahoy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 22:31, archived)
# *waves*
Trouble is these days old skool means olds cool.

Which is cool.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:04, archived)
# Hello my lovely
Old schmold. These young uns missed out on all the fun, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:07, archived)
# Thing is,
I'm not seeing any young uns.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:09, archived)
# Probably in hiding

Nah, there's one down the thread being bullied by Alistair and Al
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah, they've
been here for ten years.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:30, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha, but then I s'pose we've not been here since 2003 so there's probably been two or three changes of carpet since then.

And a new hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 20 May 2017, 23:39, archived)
# I doubt rob has sprung for new carpet.
this one's nice and sticky. It's got history...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:31, archived)
# and
horse beans.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 21 May 2017, 0:45, archived)
# That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 20 May 2017, 21:56, archived)