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# What's with the Kinder?
Is there some kind of kinder fetish going on!
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yes.
Sexy, sexy chocolate.

Fuck. I could really eat some dairy milk chocolate now. I might have to go to the shop with the £3 in my wallet and buy some.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# ha ha ha
I am eating tons of chocolate this week so my damn dress doesn't have to be taken in AGAIN when I go back. I feel sick and my heart is racing somewhat, but ha ha anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)
# When you go back where?
Why do you need to wear the same dress?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# she's getting married
i suspect it'll be the wedding dress
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# There's no good chocolate in the house.
Looks like a trip to the shop is necessary.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# I have always been rather partial to cadbury's dairy milk.
- However - I was bought a bar of galaxy the other day which made a refreshing change and was suprisingly tastey.

That is all.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# Ooh.
Good idea. I haven't had Galaxy in ages. It's a different flavour entirely.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)
# y'aaaaaaaargh that it be.
It doesn't even compare to dairy milk, but is nice for a change sometimes.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)
# galaxy fruit n nut is nice
but dairy milk is the best and should be pure and unsullied
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Lindt 70%
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Galazy is the one and only!
So much more creamy!

But you can't beat a Double Decker!...or a Whisper Gold!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ha ha this away
my oh my
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you sick
fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# you looked a bit slimmer at the bash
now you mention it
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ooohhhhh!
'Ark at you and your flattery
*imitates small childs voice*

'You looked slimmer at the bash'

ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# maybe it was just because
she was standing next to you ;O)
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:03, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# arse.
It's true.
I'm fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:11, archived)
# My name's Dave.
And I'm fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:15, archived)
# feeling sick?
too much chocolate, perhaps?
(martian, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:59, archived)
# or morning
sickness?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# it's kinder hard not to
notice
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# eggsactly
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Please dont start this
.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# it does get a bit
eggsasperating...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Yet strangely
eggciting...
(</guy>, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)
# although these jokes do get a bit
eggshausting...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# *Puts up Dooks*
Right you, outside now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Aww..
don't spoil the yolk
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Albumen
are belong to us
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# all white
I've had un oeuff of this.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# er..
try looking on the front page:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# there's a front page now?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i only look to see if im on it!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# i gave up even trying that months ago ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# See
www.b3ta.com/
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# It's this weeks compo
normally there are a lot less kinder eggs (and more kittens!)
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:48, archived)
# yes
see here for details
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# MMmmmmmmm
Kinder gooooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# No, it's this weeks competition
And you're a silly chicken who still hasn't twigged why threadwasting is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Explain then clever chicken
Why is it bad?
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:50, archived)
# *sigh*
Because there's only space for 15 threads on the board, and every time someone wastes a thread it pushes something more original and witty off into the spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)
# which is exactly what
Ijon tried to explain earlier and he obviously didn't read it.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Exactly
Hence the *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I was kicked off by the crap computer again
I'm sorted now.

I won't be an arse any longer.

Accept my apple ogies...
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# every time you post a new thread
an old one gets kicked off the page.

as most of the people who start new threads are doing so to show off their new pics, if you make a new thread for what seems to some people like a silly reason (like asking a question that's answered in the FAQ or elsewhere on the site, for example) some people tend to get upset - especially if it's their hard work that just got knocked off the page.

"silly chicken" is a vaguely friendly way around here of refering to someone who seems to be in the habit of doing stuff that would be "against the rules", if we had any - which we don't really, excepting the "don't post porn" one which you were rather bad about earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# It wasn't pron
Was it?
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# it was obviously modified pr0n
which, from across an office, wouldn't look modified

you have to remember a lot of those who're watching the board are doing so from work - and anything that looks like pr0n will get some people fired... bosses aren't likely to want to look closer just in case it's not really pr0n.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)
# there's no such thing as threadwasting
what's really bad is asking questions and not reading the answers, or posting pr0n and not reading/acting on the "take it down" pleas (I saw that earlier)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:51, archived)
# What's with the stupid question?
is there some kind of stupid question fetish going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I am stupid
That's why I ask stupid questions, innit.

Or maybe I'm just starting a conversation based on me and my ego; I need the attention, perhaps.

(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you'll be wanting
www.popbitch.com

that's where the ego goes
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# and where
does hugo agogo go?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# Nah
I prefer nastyjon meself
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Arff
Best response, by far
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you are very lucky
normally people get lambasted for threadwasting and NSFW posting...so...I won't start but welcome anyway, have a watch and see how people post things
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:52, archived)
# did I miss some pr0n?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Goatse.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# That's not pr0n
not in my book.

I showed a friend goatse the other day and nearly died laughing. He just stared at it dead pan, obviously thinking I'm some kind of preverted cnut.

I'd forgotten the horrifying impact of seeing it for the first time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:57, archived)
# first time I saw it
there were little stick figures dancing on a red background to music. It then zoomed out and low and behold thay had been dancing in the hole of Goatse.
I almost threw up it really is not a nice image.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# just reading that description
would have made me lose my lunch, if I'd had any
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I haven't seen that
do you still have it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# are you mad?
No I don't sorry !

but will try and seek it out just for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:08, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:10, archived)
# pearoast!
Completely innocent...
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:01, archived)
# heheh
the most artistic and aesthetically pleasing image of a spread anus ever...

you should enter it in a competition, it deserves to win an award!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:06, archived)
# someone last night said i should send it in
to songs of praise :D
(I helped save b3ta! Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:13, archived)
# You know,
the idea of someone worshipping under that window disturbs me.
(CosmicF, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:09, archived)
# Brings a new meaning to the word
holy
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:14, archived)
# hmm...
it seems that people do not read the FAQ much these days.


Still.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# I chant it to myself every morning
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:56, archived)
# hahaha
actually- I don't think there is anything radical in the FAQ that isn't common sense to a message board.

Still.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:58, archived)
# You're very still
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Okay
I will. Thanks.

Truly, I have always considered myself as a lucky chap...
(bazonix, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)
# not enough lambasting in this world
i must try to lambast more (in a fluffy way you understand)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 13:54, archived)