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[challenge entry] Kinder Surprise™ II
Nobody said they were nice surprises.

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(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# hehahahahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# threadjack

three nays, to two yays...I followed the will of the board..... succumbed to pressure and it's gone.

Too late, it probably would have fallen off by now anyway...
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)
# did you forget to take your medication again?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I honestly can't see what the fuss was about.
If someone had posted a link on how to prepare a chicken for roasting, no-one would have batted an eye-lid. Hypocrisy!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# agree....
... was surprised at the reaction. But I'm not one to cause a fuss.
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# I suspect we've been invaded by vegans
and other limp-wristed types. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# probably
because a lot of us here are servants of cats....

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Then rise up against your masters!
Have them for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# no way
he's bigger than me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# get me my shotgun,
im gonna bag me some jessies
(psausage76, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# i thought
we're all gay
(lib319, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# limp wristed
are a crap band.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# I think the subject itself wasn't the main problem
it's the fact it was unannounced - if you'd posted a link to chicken preparation, you would probably have said what was on the site you were linking to; would it have hurt to have forewarned those eating, of a nervous disposition, etc?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# You may be right....
... next time I'll have a fair warning....cause there's more from where that link came.
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:48, archived)
# sometimes this board seems less interested in "funny"
and more in becoming a cheap mirror of somethingawful.com.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Different people find different things funny.
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# did i miss a memo or something?
since when was this board meant to be funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# No, it's meant to be
"funny".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# That would explain
all your post's then. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# come on you.
outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:55, archived)
# No,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# *rolls up sleeves*
i don't want to have to fight you in front of the lovely ladies now, come on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:59, archived)
# I don't want you to
fight me in front of the lovely ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# fight! fight!
my money's on Bovine
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:00, archived)
# mine too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:03, archived)
# You give in?
Then I win!!!

Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:04, archived)
# one day.
one day i'll have you, give you the pounding of a lifetime I will.

Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:06, archived)
# cat: the other white meat
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# gather round children
the great Fnord once said to me 'the general idea of the board is there aren't enough kittens'

he didn't mean sliced up ones
(lib319, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:46, archived)
# but shirley
if you cut them into little bits they go further?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# no
they go nowhere if you do that
(lib319, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# How to prepare a chicken for roasting:
While the mole is simmering, prepare the chicken for roasting. Slice the apple and remaining jalapeno in quarters and stuff them inside the chicken. Fire up the Weber or turn the oven on to 450°. When the mole is ready, slather it all over the chicken {save a dollop or two for dippin'}. Cook the chicken on the Weber for 1 1/2 hours, adding charcoal according to directions, or, put the bird on a rack, uncovered, in the preheated oven and reduce the heat at once to 350°. Roast about 22 minutes per pound. Let cool 10 minutes before slicing and serving with the hot rice. I like to serve sauteed zucchini and yellow squash as well because it looks so pretty, sittin' on the plate along side a' the chocolate covered chicken. Buen Provecho!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Moles?
You eat moles?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Half way down this page:
stevenfromholz.com/cookbook.htm

POLLO MOLE' POBLANO CON TRES PIMIENTOS
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:56, archived)
# delete this
filth
(lib319, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:53, archived)
# *bats eyelid*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# I see what
you've done there ; )
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:58, archived)
# At least the "amusing"
pictures of murdered Liberians are now in the spazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# Oh I missed that.
I suspect people were probably more outraged by the dead cats though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Taken in that perspective...
... and also compared to the goatse pics.... I thought that my link was reletively mild.
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# no, there is a huge difference,
mr goatse is doing it to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# You obviously haven't seen
his cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I don't think you can say the same about the ....
.... liberians
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# any pics that actually have the goatse "bits" in
usually get way more bad reactions than good... and the pics that mock goatse by making imitations from stained glass, or crop circles, help those of us who really don't want to remember the real image try to substitute a less disturbing one in our minds.

just because it's posted a lot, doesn't mean it's liked.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Lots of people like 'em too.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:57, archived)
# then
they must be the unvocal majority...

I'm trying to cultivate a better way of relating to stuff I don't personally like here on the board, but if I wanted to see pics of dead things or distended bodyparts or bizarre japanese fetishes, I'd go to a board that specialises in them rather than come here - is it so wrong to want to see something pleasant, and even possibly amusing?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:01, archived)
# This coming from
the man that shared a bed with me.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)
# I slept
but I did not inhale...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
# I didn't know they were liberians
nor that they were dead - now, if they'd been getting sliced up...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Must...resist...urge
to make joke about "librarians" thus revealing myself to be as bad or worse than kitten and Liberian slicers.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# ...
would it help you feel better if I confess to having had the same thought ever since I posted my message?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:52, archived)
# i'm a
librarian

100% fact
(lib319, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# That's
what seemed odd to me. *skritch skritch*
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# I wasn't here for the Liberians, I must say.
But then, the prevalence of goatse on the board of late has driven me away quite a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:49, archived)
# There's only one way to overcome you fear
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# yeah,
well, I don't know if mods really CAN resign.

[edit]Oh look, another lovely link to tubgirl down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Who's been murdering
Librarians?
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# class
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:40, archived)
# That's.....
Sa-Wheat!
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Haha!
Where's all this kinder-based hummus spilling from? And where can i get some?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:41, archived)
# the "fountain" of hummus is here...
Mod: Don't post that link please.
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# I'm not clicking that
i saw where the link goes at the bottom of my screen (lifesaver).
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# woah!
NSFW!

(cheekyweasel I did a sick in your shoes, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:50, archived)
# That's
fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:42, archived)
# most
woo indeedy !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:43, archived)
# woo & yay!
that is sooo smooth!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Top 3D effect.
Woo!

Yay!

Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Kucking Fell!
Thats amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# That's great.
Well done!
I'm going to study that one...
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:44, archived)
# that
is soooooooooooooooooo
good!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 14:47, archived)
# That really is plush stuff.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Tue 22 Jul 2003, 15:02, archived)