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Peadog

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)

marvelllous

evening mr tedmus

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:07, archived)

ello :)

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)

intriguing

i never got a frontpage for that! *cry cry cry*

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)

aww

bless he looks so innocent :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)

I couldn't help myself

and no I wasn't as I did that

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

you utter utter

bastard!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

sorry

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

hahaha.

i would.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

phwoar

i would
i definately would
i would

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

me too.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

Is that

Jessica Rabbit?

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wayward., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

My!

Its Jordan WITH make-up on.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

jordan actually looks quite good without makeup.

she did an interview with miranda sawyer in the absurder. no make-up, t-shirt, combat trousers. she was very attractive. and then she piles on the slap and sqqueezes into a pvc flannel and looks like shit.

women: the moral is clear.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

Oh....

That shut me up.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

sorry

didn't mean to have a go - i was just saying...

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

Na!

its ok!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

yes it is

have big tits, they're great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

makes em

sound like frostys

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

heheh

yep, pour milk over 'em..mmmmmm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

I'd

ask what kind of milk but I can guess

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1635092

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

and i thought

you only had eyes for me
and Eve obviously

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Lora, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

no just you

honestly.

i'm quite glad your name is too short to ego-spazz.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

You can get around that

by searcing for "the Lora".

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

Your search for "lora" matched 23 messages in the last seven days

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Lora, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

fuck

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

i'm quite disappointed now. I was expecting stuff a little more juicy than that..

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Lora, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)

so you didn't see the one where i said i wanted to come on your tits?

thank goodness for that.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)

well

if I don't see, I can't act on..
That is a shame ;)

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Lora, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)

i've thought about it

and there's no response that i can make to this that won't get me arrested.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)

it's 3 letter words

it doesn't recognise (I think)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)

i searched for some four-letter words once

(no, not THAT kind of four-letter word) and it didn't find them. mind you, it doesn't find REALLY popular terms, so maybe that was the problem.

it claims no-one's posted the word 'three'.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:38, archived)

and the rest.......

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

There you go.

I triggered another brilliant image.

Woo again sir. Quite marvellous.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)

i'm spooked!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)

love you :)

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

should

I be scared?

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)

nah......

......I'm gentle

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

ask him how he loves you.

if he says, "like a brother" you're ok.

unless he's from norfolk.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

comedic

excellence as expected :)

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

i laughed also

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

i thought of you and munkt0n as i typed it.

and considered changing it to cornwall.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

you mean jiva and munkton?

i'm not from norfuck :)

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

yes, sorry.

you'll have to forgive me. i'm an utter fuckwit.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

i didn't say that : )

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

you owe me a cheesecake

bitch ;-)

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

I'm from Lincolnshire originally.

We see that sort of stuff all the time there.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

has he got

suspiciously huge ears?

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

I hope for my sake

That's all that's suspiciously large.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

also,

my name is Mr E Peacock.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)

if you post all day

does that mean we'd get hundreds of fps in one day?

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

Possibly.

But I'd starve and b3ta would explode.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

i love you*

*actually i hate you, i think you steal my hummus at night, you bastard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)

suck it through your ears

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)

eeeep!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

ho ho ho!

the delight of being truthful!

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:14, archived)

i made my first ever batch of hummus today!

it's yummy.

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Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

quite.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:08, archived)

awesome!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)

aww

have a woo yay and a peapo

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Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)

I love that

because you made him on my suggestion :)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:10, archived)

true story:

when we lived in leeds, mum once went off to that london for a weekend to see old college friends. my brother was quite upset that she was going away, so mum offered to buy him a present, "anything you like (with reason)". (my mum can talk in parentheses. it's quite a skill.) "well," said dan, petulantly, "i was a blue elephant!!!", and stormed off.

monday morning, and dan goes down to breakfast to find a four-inch blue elephant that mum had bought from hamley's on the kitchen table.

he's still got it, twenty-odd years later.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

That is a lovely

story, it warms the muscles of my heart

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

is Dan

a gayer?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

he's married and far more butch than i am.

but then again, so is pep.

(martian, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)

awwww

yay for blue fuzzies!

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Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

he now reminds me of

the Thomas Pages Blue Kitty that is on telly lots lately.

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Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

does !

woo !

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

he's

beaoootiful.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)

Nice.

Very nice.

Evening all, just passing through.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:09, archived)

following through?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

How rare!

My icon's disappered.

Any mods around with a possible explanation?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

your supposed to donate to b3ta

not steal from it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:16, archived)

maybe

your cheque bounced

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:17, archived)

Phew, that's better......

...but also a bit worrying. Can you change our password easily, it looks like someone's been in my profile.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

i've not done it

but yes I suppose you could

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)

you can change your password as easily as you change your name!

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:21, archived)

really?

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:22, archived)

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

can't

stand not being me for too long ;)

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:26, archived)

me neither

dinner time!

woo!

slater!

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

tata

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)

ooh

pritty

I'm waitin for the inevitable pea-cock, an not the bird version

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

I remember...

when i was at a posh estate and i made peacock noises and the peahens followed me for ages. Made me sad when i left. True story.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

one time..

a went to tattershall castle and there was a peacock on a wall and my boyfriend pointed it out and it startled me so i screamed (slightly) and it hopped down and displayed his big tail at me. i scream like a peahen apparently..

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Heather S likes making stuff., Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:19, archived)

Cool

That one hell of a talent you got there.

(Haig's 'Tache Traveling Hippy of Happyness and Kindness, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)

I'd watch it if I was you

That could have all sorts of unintended consequences.

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

tedtastic

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CJ, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:11, archived)

how do fella

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)

Aww!

This is woosome. I love the detail on his face. He's beautiful! :3

(Fiz, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

of course it could be a dogcock!

woo!

ruff!

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

Pearoast

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sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:23, archived)

fantastic!

big dogs cock.. crab_bloke would be proud!

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:25, archived)

that

is one of me and my mates favourite expressions !

100 % fact

I even sent him a pic of a pan of fat that somebody had written big dogs cock into I found once

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Tedmus, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)

beeeeee

yoooooo
teeeeee
fulllll

(yakmonkey, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:13, archived)

handsom animal, but bit of a shit

if he sleeps in front of the TV, no?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:15, archived)

ooh woo yay!

wallpaper
/repost

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Or is it?, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)

that's lovely!

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popt_art, Tue 5 Aug 2003, 20:20, archived)