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# aww

wats wit all the kittens any way... and the yay woo?!?!?!?
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Is it STILL half term?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# no.
but they have computers in schools.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# think of the children...
WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i'd rather not.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# me neither
if the paedofinder general saw anyone do that you'd be burnt on the stake

/monkey dust
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Has
Steven Huntley just logged on?
(Doctor Evil, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# that
was totally brilliant.
it was like if chris morris was 5 different animators. pure genius
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Especially
the riot rave
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# that was ace
rather reminded me of your stuff, actually
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Why thankyou.
That's the best compliment I've ever had!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
#
....thinks of children
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# ARGH! Nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
#
Actually, I'm a paedatrician.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# you do wiring for children?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# haha

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# we're not all bad
honest
(1, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Won't somebody think of the kittens...
THE KITTENS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# WHAT?
Oh no!

Edit: Why am I not informed of these things?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
#


edit: and stop stealing other peoples images, cunt
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# I made one of those.

It makes fuck all difference.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# i made my pic big
just so people HAVE to notice it
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I didn't spot
the fact that yours was a troll though, whereas the word "troll" is so much easier to spot
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# because we all like each other and are friendly.
at least most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# well, i said mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# replying
to your own post made me larf.

well done you.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Cock
off
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# suck my cock
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# You seem to have
your movie director skills down to pat...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# And cut!
Could be painful...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# that's not terribly original is it
in fact it's just plain vulgar.
"suck my hairy plums" conveys the same feelings, but is a tad more classy
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Trolls
don't deserve original. He simply linked to the google image.
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# But
make sure you sign a contract first, giving all rights of aforementioned cock sucking to WIH Productions. (Formerly Sick Boy Enterprises Ltd.)

: )
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# I am going to call it WIH Productions
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# WHI
??
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# WHI?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Arse
Wank It Hard
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Um...
I hate to point this out...but...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# No,
nothing, nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hahahaha
Wank It Hard Productions
(in association with Vaseline)
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# please don't delete this thread now a dozen conversations have started in it
and ask the question again in someone else's thread (it's known as threadjacking)
[edit] and although it's a cute picture, it's another one you didn't make, now you really chouldn't.
this forum is for people who like making (silly) pictures and people who like seeing them.
woo, yay and houpla are all expressions meaning i like that picture. it made me laugh, or it is very well made.
hang around for a few hours without starting any new threads, just replying to those that deserve a nice reply, and you'll soon get the hang of it
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# well said
that man.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# why thank you
i just hope he'll listen
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)
# i'll take this oportunity and thread jack...
anyone playing that album covers game?
(icedragon, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# hmm
guess not
(icedragon, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# no
I'm playing the invisible actors movie game though
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you mean
the one where their heads are cut off and you have to type in the film?
(icedragon, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# pretty much yesh
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
#
kittens... are so fluffy they might explode at any moment

'woo yay' is a common b3tan expression of 'That picture is fantastic'

and yes, all the good usrenames have been taken. Like One... that's the best username in the world that is

edit: hmm... people are being unfluffy... was this person trolling earlier or is this just a sign of how unfluffy b3ta is nowadays
(1, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# i think
they tried to post a pic a coupleof times and failed, no actual trolling per se
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# yeah
they've given up on trying to comprehend file storage and feel file leaching is the answer
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# oh yeah
that kitten wasn't there a minute ago
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# their first post
was their own material, but after repeated attempts at explaining to read the FAQ, they reposted a redex twice in an hour
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# hes a troll
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# just a sign
of general unfluffiness.
this person posted a pic he hadn't made as his first post, but once is fogiveable, i reckon, but others seem to disagree
[edit] i've been away for an hour or 2, so only saw the first one redex and now this, but looks like the youngster needs to relax a little.
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# all will be forgiven (by me, at least)
if he actually posts his own work, or if he starts t-jacking, instead of t-wasting
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# i'm with you there
anything people do as their own work is fair game, so long as it's only in its own thread once if it's rubbish or at most twice if it's brilliant, and anything other than trolling or huge NSFW pics in a jack are acceptable, too
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# not first
much deletage of spunt
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# his first post
WAS an original, but he reposted it twice within an hour as yahoo promptly blocked the image. many a reply was wasted in explaining to them that yahoo does not work for it.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# My view is
First 3/4 threads - Doesn't matter aslong as they get better
Every Milestone, your aloud 1 threadwaste.

But I also think a TW every 2/3 pages is quite good as you get to jack it and do general pearoasts'n'stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# reposts?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck off!
You nancy dirty ugly man, with your bollocky cunty wuntyness, eat my shit and dirty cock off you retarded badger molesting, greasy, crap eating pig dog ho wank bucket monkey cleaner!!!

I still think we're quite fluffy.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# oi
I'M the one who changes his name too much

there isn't room for the both of us...

...oh wait there is

carry on
(1, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)
# a bit of
not reading the faq that was pointed out yo him/her/it.

b3ta is still fluffy, monday for example was lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# you.....
cock off, and get off the big kids computer.
(alexnessie \o/., Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:37, archived)
# If you're struggling to post your own stuff,
Here's Spoony to explain. Again.

groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)