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# Lisa Riley eh?
What's that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland Rat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# duck
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# quack
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# that was my first ever spoken word
*FACT*
(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# duck
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# quonk
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# honk!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# HONK!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
#








*parp*
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Wonk!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Wonk it!
Wonk it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# HORP!
PANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# duck
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# About
5,000 calories a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# "More more more..."
As that discothequilsed song goes!
(Punk-Ass, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahah
and the rest.......of the contents of a lard factory
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# About
18 foot across.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# God bless her
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# and
all who sail in her.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# that's just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# is this where we crack the bottle
over her head?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# yes
the one made from steel
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# filled with explosives
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# what are you thinking?
With her mass, blowing her up would create a black hole!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Is this the point
where I try to stop thinking about going down in Lisa Riley?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# on my good Lord yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# get that man
some breathing aparatus.....and a crow bar
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
she's a bush more hairy then chewbaccas arse and darker then a ravens wing.

Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# she has a face that lunched a thousand chips
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# no for god's sake
kill the daft fat bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
apparently Michael Jackson thinks she's funny
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# says it all
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# not funking harsh at all
I mean he's bloody mental.

grumblegrumblebstardb!tchwhorefatcowslappertwunt
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
RAT FANS!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# are you a teacher then?
what of?

edit: i'm not a teacher... i just read that and realised it sounded like i was
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Nope
I'm just doing some illusteratations for an educational publishers. Well I would be, if I weren't spazzing my time away on puerile digital arts communities.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# *waves like a mad 'un*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# *Waves back..
But it quickly turns into a shooing motion, as he spots pile of work, and look of panic takes over his face
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# do some bloody
work you weak-willed pansyferret!
(jakeohoho, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I've checked you wording
selected the text, done a [CTRL] + A and I have come to the conclusion that this post contains nothing of merit whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I'd say about 17 stone

edit: That is a bit NSFW. I think I'd better add some clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# jesus
fucking christ! Is that Lisa the Hutt?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# No
Looks more like "Barbawhore" to me.

But then I'm old enough to remember obscure turd shaped cartoon characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Reminds me
When my youngest sister was about a year old, my mum used to insist that "she can say the name of her favourite cartoon", i.e. 'Barbapapa'. Bloody parents.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# that is
the spitting image of the lovely Lisa
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# your
representation makes her appear less slug like
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Ahh but
what about the other buttock?
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# snigger
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# super!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# You've Been Framed?
You Bloated Fucker more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)