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# ideas for this week's challenge
being collected right here, right now.

Add yours to these:
* If all movies were Disney? (Herr Tezcat)
* The man from Del-Monte (Reverend teabag)
* Bananas
* The Sport of Kings. What sports will royals play if we ban hunting?
* Travel Guides (Bovine)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# If Humans weren't the dominant species...
Animals with jobs
B3tan fucking Olympics!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:58, archived)
# We've done the
fucking olympics before :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# I wish I had...
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# I like animals with jobs.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:00, archived)
# I once did a picture of a springbok jizz-mopper.
I ws rather proud of it, but it is gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# war, huh!
what is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# thats a gud un
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# After the revolution.
For a change.........
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)
# The fortitude
of the English?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# What I Did
On My Holidays.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I don't want to know
You naughty little mynx!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# *innocence*
I went to an Aminal sanctuary, look:
www.tomandphil.nildram.co.uk/b3ta/gimmedefeckincarrots.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:07, archived)
# The donkey
seems concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWW!
That's so cute!

*claps hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Tomsk
looks rubbish in the mornings, doesn't he?*



*please don't hit me
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# hah
you've seen tomsk in the mornings - the donkey is a veritable beauty queen in comparison.

Unless you were mistaking me for Tomsk, in which case I shall indeed hit you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:14, archived)
# "Behind closed draws"
what all our stuff gets up to when we close draws and cupboards so we can't see it.
(Not very much gravitas at all, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Title of the next Indiana Jones movie
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# I don't remember
suggesting Travel Guides...or did I.

Modern Aesops Fables.
Urban Myths, THE TRUTH
Demonic Creatures.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# It were
ages ago when you called yourself Bovine2000
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:12, archived)
# .
Life on Mars.
The real reason dinosaurs became extinct.
Sandwich fillings.
New world religions and saints.
Alternative history- What if a historic event had turned out differently?
Shop a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:01, archived)
# if real life events were ruled by the laws of cartoons
?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Ooh I like that
Real life cartoons idea
All pianos and safes and tweety birds...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:11, archived)
# My pennerth
a) The things in my shed
b) Supermarket romance
c) Things to do in a lift
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
#
"that isn't right"

"After they were famous"

"If I had my way"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:03, archived)
# mind
piss!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# proof positive
that it is a good idea.


maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Life In An Alternate Reality
Windows addons that were never made
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# What goes on under the hood.
i.e. what little creatures are hiding in your favorite celbrities making them do all the silly things they do? or what type of miniature gnomes really run the gears in the clock tower?
(Hobbes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# I love this.
- where are they now? the afterlives of the formerly famous
- new sports
- pangolins. they rule
- photoshop a nursery rhyme
- new uses for cheese
- Ghostbusters! Ermmm...
- ROCK Music - make something ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# nursery rhymes
again?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I must have missed
that first time round. sometimes the challenge passes me by.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:09, archived)
# ah
well, they were modernised... I suppose that's different
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:10, archived)
# 101 uses for a dead...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:04, archived)
# Wedding pictures
(particularly the ones the bride and groom aren't so proud of)
(I helped save b3ta! ALargeElk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ill thought out Diets
Alternate uses for pogo-sticks
Children's games in an age of gangsta rap.
The ultimate cabinet (as in the government).
Unlikely celebrity chefs.

what hibernating animals realy get up to.

Bad recruitment policies.
New sources of renewable energy.
(GlobaModule, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:06, archived)
# yes! YES!
hibernating animals! lots of hodgeheg pics!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:21, archived)
# Turning Japanese
Brass monkeys? It's soo cold..
The truth about
Photoshop a smell.
The future is.
Sorry I'm late
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Superstitions
Define Fluffy
Watermelons, Cranberries and happy baby orangutans.
Previous owners
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:13, archived)
# how about
Sports are crap, invent some new ones
Upgrade your pet
Photoshop the bible or something
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)
# Here's one I haven't suggested for a while
"If things were made of other things."
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:18, archived)
# is
it really challenge time again so soooon ?

ideas the goodies could use if they were still going ..
Tv shows you would really like to see...
Pets in space..
what you can see looking out of your window..
extreme window cleaning..
The people you see in drs waiting rooms..
toys you would really like to see for christmans 2004..
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# photoshop
a nun
(crazymum, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# that may have been done
during the "Nun" challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# perhaps
The Opposite of Extreme Sports?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:28, archived)
# i like that!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# libel and slander
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
#
Dinosaurs !!!!!
New signs of the Zodiac
New road signs you'd like to see
What really lurks under the bed and/or closet
Vegetables and their fiendish plots
Meld technology with flesh
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# hurrah!
for all of the above!

(esp. the road signs...)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Police, Camera, Action!
The outtakes.
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Oh! Oh! Oh! Me Sir! Me Sir!
Photoshop a word

eg: What would a "Mingle" look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)