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From: Nick Taylor
To: b3ta
Subject: Kitty

I guess from the name of the file, the reason that kitten looks so freaked out is because someone's got it stoned. I think that's pretty cruel. Grass can be worse than LSD if it catches you off balance - and this is the feline equivalent of giving it to a really small child. Pardon my momentary descent into the vernacular, but whoever did this is a cunt

yrs truly

Nick
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:11, archived)
# luverly
"Grass can be worse than LSD if it catches you off balance"
(Market Man, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
# not in my experience
but it's not like I have a phd in biochemistry or anything

grass - worst case scenario - get dizzy, throw up then pass out

lsd - worst case scenario - go on a 12 hour freak out voyage to HELL and have to spend some time in a mental hospital
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# see i thought there was one proven case of weed fatality
and many many many cases of LSD fatalities
but - what do I know?
(Market Man, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)
# weed can be fatal
if dropped from a sufficient height

I'm pretty sure that pure lsd can't actually kill you, it can make your mind drip out your ears though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)
# fairy muff
(Market Man, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# i think
that can be pretty fatal..

you can take fatal amounts of pretty much anything - i think with weed it is like 30 tonnes, LSD is very concentrated, so you could probably physically injest enough.

also, i kind of agree weed can be worse than lsd if it "catches you off balance", but only if you really freak out on the weed, and have the nicest acid trip ever. LSD catching you off balance on the other hand..

arr i hate how i'm still a pothead even though i quit aabout a year ago..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# that doesn't make sense
that's like saying falling off a table is worse than falling off a 100 floor building, but only if you fall off the building with a parachute

weed can do bad things, but even at it's very worst it doesn't do any permanent mental damage, lsd can
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:43, archived)
# er, that is what i'm saying..

but yes, i agree.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Actually
It does... Weed, unlike many class A's, can easily make your otherwise dorment mental issues worse, or even cause you to flip out completely. A guy at uni just had to quit uni because he smoked too much weed and went Schizophrenic. Class A's can, but not quite as easily.
However, mental health issues are NOT death. Weed doesn't kill. LSD can. Even so... Nick's a retard.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:52, archived)
# So are we agreed, then? OK.
Hey Nick - if you're listening......

STFU.

cnut

:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# He sounds like a 12:00 flasher.

www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/livehelldesk.html~content
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# There was a news story a while back
about some guy who killed his next door neighbour. They found some weed in his house, thus proving it turns you into a homicidal maniac and anyone who says it's safe is a liar. Hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Surely if they found some
it meant he hadn't smoked it - which means that
NOT smoking grass turns you into a homicidal maniac.

Makes much more sense to me.....

¦@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah
And ignore all the alcohol he'd been drinking
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:47, archived)
# It does that only
If you're a stupid cunt yourself who hasn't got a clue about drugs and really needs to stfu.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# "Grass can be worse than LSD if it catches you off balance"
Beware of Grass
Always sit or lie down in the presence of Grass
Imperial monetary systems generally do not make you fall over, (but may mess with your brain).
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# what picture?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/features/yodakitty/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Last time I checked
it didn't make my head change shape, and my eyes change colour. But then again, I'm not a cat.
(MrMessiah, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Man
You're just not smoking enough.
Lightweight.
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# i've given up
due to an 'incident' last friday
(Market Man, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# I got remarkably stoned the other night
And was sent to my room because of it.

I then sent my other half a text saying "Will you when i am state its windowy here".

£10 through Paypal for the first one to translate that!!!
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# please close my windows if I'm too stoned to remember
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Nacho Monkey?
hmmm
(Nacho, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# i thought it was you for a second
until I clicked the profile
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# there's a Nachos
lurking about as well.
(Nacho, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# personally I want to hunt and kill
all people who come on the board with variations of Rob. Sheepshitters.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Yeah, I don't want people to mistake these people for me particularly.
Unless of course they post outstandingly fantastic images on to the board that are way beyond my capabilities. Then I wouldn't mind too much if I get mistaken.
But just for the record, I have never used any other variations of Nacho as my username. If it doesn't say just 'Nacho', it ain't me.
(Nacho, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)
# same
never used a name variation for the same reason
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I apologise
it was due to one warmonkey of warmonkey.net (also known as cnut) and he called me nacho and he was monkey and it really is very sickening to think about these days...

How do i change my name?!
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# go here
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=7246

then click "update my profile"

etc
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# go to deed poll
and give them money.

Or just ask all your friends to call you "Bunky".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I changed my name
by deed poll. And now I'm going to have to change it again, my fiancé doesn't want to be Mrs Everhard
(Errol, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Will you still love
me when I turn into a window and imprison you here... IN MY HOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# "Will you let me out when I am in a fit state? It's very bright in here."
Grade 2 CSE chemical-eze.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# i reckon you probably meant
Will you when i am state its windowy here
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Will it, will be itself the relative window here
(yakmonkey, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# The pupils are alittle...
big... Maybe some did give it alittle of some thing but I agree with the head-shape changing, unless they gave some to the camera*


*Piss weak sarcasam at its finest at 1:19 am!



Thankyou. I want sleep.
(MissieMissie, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# the fact that it's grey can't be the reason it's called smokie?
I read somewhere yesterday* "arguing on the internet is like winning gold at the special olympics. You can win but you're still retarded"

*I didn't approve of it mind.

EDIT: In fact that was on a thread someone posted about owning the No Hands kitten and wanting money of everyone who has ever read b3ta. Anyone got the link?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# yes
(Market Man, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Was that
On warmonkey.net or warmonkey.org perchance?
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
#
(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 15:01, archived)
# bah stupid work
firewall blocks it because "fuck" is in the filename
(dognutz, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# wot's
that

about?
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
# The yoda kitty
i presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Is he talking about the Edward Kittenhands one?
cos that kitty was blatantly being rogered. Which is fine i expect.
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# How
does how know its high?
did he give it the grass?
evil cnut!
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)
# i know - just stuck me as quite a large assumption
"the cat was given pot because the filename is smokie" - er not that the cat has bluey/grey hair.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# Aw cmon.
All kittens look totally spaced all the time. It's just how they are.
(tomsk, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:16, archived)
# I like ones that look
aloof
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)
# kittens are mammals.
kittens are spaced out all the time.
they are so sweet and awesome they could just flip out and kill a small bird at any time!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Kittens
Look spaced all the time because their eyes take in too much light. Also they're learning at an amazing rate, so they're bound to look a little fucked from time to time.
(Small Green Hamster, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Idea
Give us his e-mail address
pppllleeeeessssaaaaasssseeee!!
:)
(Dr Pob this just makes you look further to find the time, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Well if no address
please please send him the link with the kitten getting mashed in a blender.
It'll be right up his street.

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# ooooh! oooh! and the one
with the kitten in a beer glass.

And that reeeeeeeeeally cruel one where the poor kitten has been mercilessly placed in
a wellington boot, just for the sake of a photo-op for a conniving heartless
exploitative photographer bastard.

That should keep him busy.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:51, archived)
# This
country!

etc,etc.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Aww
I was deleted.
(Errol, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Anyone up for...
...shopping a retard and calling him nick???
(sbeck, Wed 25 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)